Semi-OT: Braindumps on TV

Anyone happen to catch ER last nght? I rarely watch it, but I did last
night. At one point, while in the emergency room working on a patient, John
Stamos' character says to Mekhi Phifer's character, "I'll see if I can get
your brother a copy of last year's EMT exam." (paraphrasing)

So, the question I pose to my fellow members: Are you with me in boycotting
NBC, for allowing such a travesty to occur during primetime? I wouldn't be
so upset if this was a late-night comedy. But it's a primetime drama.
Millions of people saw this, and now they could potentially think this is
the right thing to do. Please join me in boycotting NBC.

Frisbee®
Fri Apr 20 08:06:40 CDT 2007

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> Anyone happen to catch ER last nght? I rarely watch it, but I did last
> night. At one point, while in the emergency room working on a patient,
> John Stamos' character says to Mekhi Phifer's character, "I'll see if I
> can get your brother a copy of last year's EMT exam." (paraphrasing)
>
> So, the question I pose to my fellow members: Are you with me in
> boycotting NBC, for allowing such a travesty to occur during primetime? I
> wouldn't be so upset if this was a late-night comedy. But it's a primetime
> drama. Millions of people saw this, and now they could potentially think
> this is the right thing to do. Please join me in boycotting NBC.

I'm way ahead of you. I haven't been able to get NBC for about 17 years
now. We don't have cable. That'll teach 'em.

Consultant
Fri Apr 20 09:08:17 CDT 2007

dude, you like live in the stone age!

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:%23FXo0w0gHHA.4208@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> Anyone happen to catch ER last nght? I rarely watch it, but I did last
>> night. At one point, while in the emergency room working on a patient,
>> John Stamos' character says to Mekhi Phifer's character, "I'll see if I
>> can get your brother a copy of last year's EMT exam." (paraphrasing)
>>
>> So, the question I pose to my fellow members: Are you with me in
>> boycotting NBC, for allowing such a travesty to occur during primetime? I
>> wouldn't be so upset if this was a late-night comedy. But it's a
>> primetime drama. Millions of people saw this, and now they could
>> potentially think this is the right thing to do. Please join me in
>> boycotting NBC.
>
> I'm way ahead of you. I haven't been able to get NBC for about 17 years
> now. We don't have cable. That'll teach 'em.
>
>

JaR
Fri Apr 20 10:28:04 CDT 2007

Briscobar wrote:
> Please join me in boycotting NBC.
>
>

NBC is faced out.

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catwalker63
Fri Apr 20 11:38:02 CDT 2007

Briscobar piffled away vaguely:

> Anyone happen to catch ER last nght? I rarely watch it, but I did last
> night. At one point, while in the emergency room working on a patient, John
> Stamos' character says to Mekhi Phifer's character, "I'll see if I can get
> your brother a copy of last year's EMT exam." (paraphrasing)
>
> So, the question I pose to my fellow members: Are you with me in boycotting
> NBC, for allowing such a travesty to occur during primetime? I wouldn't be
> so upset if this was a late-night comedy. But it's a primetime drama.
> Millions of people saw this, and now they could potentially think this is
> the right thing to do. Please join me in boycotting NBC.
>
I don't watch TV anymore. Should we write a letter?
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"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

kpg
Fri Apr 20 11:42:29 CDT 2007

catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
news:mMCdnb945dj3cbXbnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@comcast.com:

> Briscobar piffled away vaguely:
>
>> Anyone happen to catch ER last nght? I rarely watch it, but I did
>> last night. At one point, while in the emergency room working on a
>> patient, John Stamos' character says to Mekhi Phifer's character,
>> "I'll see if I can get your brother a copy of last year's EMT exam."
>> (paraphrasing)
>>
>> So, the question I pose to my fellow members: Are you with me in
>> boycotting NBC, for allowing such a travesty to occur during
>> primetime? I wouldn't be so upset if this was a late-night comedy.
>> But it's a primetime drama. Millions of people saw this, and now they
>> could potentially think this is the right thing to do. Please join me
>> in boycotting NBC.
>>
> I don't watch TV anymore. Should we write a letter?

Call Al Sharpton, he'll know what to do.

CBIC
Fri Apr 20 11:43:41 CDT 2007


"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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> Briscobar piffled away vaguely:
>
>> Anyone happen to catch ER last nght? I rarely watch it, but I did last
>> night. At one point, while in the emergency room working on a patient,
>> John
>> Stamos' character says to Mekhi Phifer's character, "I'll see if I can
>> get
>> your brother a copy of last year's EMT exam." (paraphrasing)
>>
>> So, the question I pose to my fellow members: Are you with me in
>> boycotting
>> NBC, for allowing such a travesty to occur during primetime? I wouldn't
>> be
>> so upset if this was a late-night comedy. But it's a primetime drama.
>> Millions of people saw this, and now they could potentially think this is
>> the right thing to do. Please join me in boycotting NBC.
>>
> I don't watch TV anymore. Should we write a letter?


I'll boycott everything but "Earl". I almost died laughing last night when I
saw Norm McDonald as Burt Reynold's character's son. That was too funny.

Briscobar
Fri Apr 20 12:20:11 CDT 2007


"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> I'll boycott everything but "Earl". I almost died laughing last night when
> I saw Norm McDonald as Burt Reynold's character's son. That was too funny.

So you have no convictions? You're not committed to the MCNGP cause? You'd
rather watch a redneck with a bushy moustache than stand up for what you
believe in?

People like you sicken me.

JaR
Fri Apr 20 12:28:05 CDT 2007

Briscobar wrote:
> "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Od8hOs2gHHA.4596@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> I'll boycott everything but "Earl". I almost died laughing last night when
>> I saw Norm McDonald as Burt Reynold's character's son. That was too funny.
>
> So you have no convictions? You're not committed to the MCNGP cause? You'd
> rather watch a redneck with a bushy moustache than stand up for what you
> believe in?
>
> People like you sicken me.
>
>
Oh, carp.

Now I suppose you're gonna start a website too, huh?

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CBIC
Fri Apr 20 12:55:58 CDT 2007


"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> So you have no convictions? You're not committed to the MCNGP cause? You'd
> rather watch a redneck with a bushy moustache than stand up for what you
> believe in?
>
> People like you sicken me.
>
Imagine me saying this in my best Texas drawl:

"Boy, you best be jokin 'cause if'n you aint, I'm gonna slap the taste right
outta yo mouth."

catwalker63
Fri Apr 20 14:07:30 CDT 2007

JaR piffled away vaguely:

> Briscobar wrote:
>> "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Od8hOs2gHHA.4596@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>> I'll boycott everything but "Earl". I almost died laughing last night when
>>> I saw Norm McDonald as Burt Reynold's character's son. That was too funny.
>>
>> So you have no convictions? You're not committed to the MCNGP cause? You'd
>> rather watch a redneck with a bushy moustache than stand up for what you
>> believe in?
>>
>> People like you sicken me.
>>
>>
> Oh, carp.
>
> Now I suppose you're gonna start a website too, huh?
>
He could be getting ready to stage a coup.
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"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

CBIC
Fri Apr 20 14:28:47 CDT 2007


"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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> He could be getting ready to stage a coup.

I wonder whose side I would choose. I'd probably go on the side with the
best donuts since I have no convictions. On the other hand, I sicken
Brissybar so he might not want me on his side.

kpg
Fri Apr 20 15:08:35 CDT 2007

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in
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>
> "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Od8hOs2gHHA.4596@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>
>> I'll boycott everything but "Earl". I almost died laughing last night
>> when I saw Norm McDonald as Burt Reynold's character's son. That was
>> too funny.
>
> So you have no convictions? You're not committed to the MCNGP cause?
> You'd rather watch a redneck with a bushy moustache than stand up for
> what you believe in?
>
> People like you sicken me.

What if he purchased convictions credits to offset his lack of convictions?

Briscobar
Fri Apr 20 15:31:52 CDT 2007


"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:%23dK9dA3gHHA.5052@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> So you have no convictions? You're not committed to the MCNGP cause?
>> You'd rather watch a redneck with a bushy moustache than stand up for
>> what you believe in?
>>
>> People like you sicken me.
>>
> Imagine me saying this in my best Texas drawl:
>
> "Boy, you best be jokin 'cause if'n you aint, I'm gonna slap the taste
> right outta yo mouth."

Yeah I'm joking. And I went a little extreme there, but does no one else
even think this was a bad thing for NBC to do? Not "George Bush hates black
people" bad. Not even "Nappy-headed hos" bad. Just a tid bit irresponsible?

CBIC
Fri Apr 20 16:11:21 CDT 2007


"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> Yeah I'm joking. And I went a little extreme there, but does no one else
> even think this was a bad thing for NBC to do? Not "George Bush hates
> black people" bad. Not even "Nappy-headed hos" bad. Just a tid bit
> irresponsible?
>

Of course it was a bad thing. Unfortunately it is an indication of our
culture. I read a study the other day that students cheating to get their
Master's degree is at an all time high and instructors know about it yet
they do nothing to stop it. Certain people will always look for the easiest
route to get what they want. I wish I had the answer how to stop this
behavior.

catwalker63
Sat Apr 21 02:13:02 CDT 2007

CBIC piffled away vaguely:

> Certain people will always look for the easiest route to get what they want.
> I wish I had the answer how to stop this behavior.
>
I do but Im not THAT bloodthirsty and I really don't wanna go to prison.
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catwalker63
Sat Apr 21 02:15:12 CDT 2007

CBIC piffled away vaguely:

>
> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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>
>> He could be getting ready to stage a coup.
>
> I wonder whose side I would choose. I'd probably go on the side with the
> best donuts since I have no convictions. On the other hand, I sicken
> Brissybar so he might not want me on his side.
>
Donuts aren't a big motivator for me. Really good chocolate is another
matter however. I'd probably just play both sides against the middle.
--

Catwalker
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"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

LRM
Sat Apr 21 20:23:55 CDT 2007

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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> CBIC piffled away vaguely:
>
>>
>> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
>> news:NfOdndgaN-zukrTbnZ2dnUVZ_rOqnZ2d@comcast.com...
>>
>>> He could be getting ready to stage a coup.
>>
>> I wonder whose side I would choose. I'd probably go on the side with the
>> best donuts since I have no convictions. On the other hand, I sicken
>> Brissybar so he might not want me on his side.
>>
> Donuts aren't a big motivator for me. Really good chocolate is another
> matter however. I'd probably just play both sides against the middle.

I'm holding out for toast.

LRM
Sat Apr 21 20:27:05 CDT 2007

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:OOQelr4gHHA.4516@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> Yeah I'm joking. And I went a little extreme there, but does no one else
>> even think this was a bad thing for NBC to do? Not "George Bush hates
>> black people" bad. Not even "Nappy-headed hos" bad. Just a tid bit
>> irresponsible?
>>
>
> Of course it was a bad thing. Unfortunately it is an indication of our
> culture. I read a study the other day that students cheating to get their
> Master's degree is at an all time high and instructors know about it yet
> they do nothing to stop it. Certain people will always look for the
> easiest route to get what they want. I wish I had the answer how to stop
> this behavior.
>
Whoa! Dude, people are cheating to get their masters? Why didn't I know this
before? Its too late for me I'm half way through, no sense in trying to pass
someone else's work off as my own at this point. Jeez! I coulda saved tons
of time on this stupid education crap.....

LRM
Sat Apr 21 20:29:06 CDT 2007

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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>
> "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>>
>> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
>> news:%23dK9dA3gHHA.5052@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>> So you have no convictions? You're not committed to the MCNGP cause?
>>> You'd rather watch a redneck with a bushy moustache than stand up for
>>> what you believe in?
>>>
>>> People like you sicken me.
>>>
>> Imagine me saying this in my best Texas drawl:
>>
>> "Boy, you best be jokin 'cause if'n you aint, I'm gonna slap the taste
>> right outta yo mouth."
>
> Yeah I'm joking. And I went a little extreme there, but does no one else
> even think this was a bad thing for NBC to do? Not "George Bush hates
> black people" bad. Not even "Nappy-headed hos" bad. Just a tid bit
> irresponsible?
>
Yes its bad, but there you have it, no one cares. That seems to be the
problem. The fact that its bad isn't nearly as bad as people not caring. So
ask yourself, why the heck watch TV at all?

catwalker63
Sun Apr 22 00:21:29 CDT 2007

LRM piffled away vaguely:


> Yes its bad, but there you have it, no one cares. That seems to be the
> problem. The fact that its bad isn't nearly as bad as people not caring. So
> ask yourself, why the heck watch TV at all?
>
Asked and answered. No reason.
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Neil
Sun Apr 22 15:18:06 CDT 2007

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
news:Oo9GY1HhHHA.4924@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

> Whoa! Dude, people are cheating to get their masters? Why didn't I
> know this before? Its too late for me I'm half way through, no sense
> in trying to pass someone else's work off as my own at this point.
> Jeez! I coulda saved tons of time on this stupid education crap.....

I still get e-mails that tell me I can get my Ph.D. without attending
classes or taking test...Please call me Dr. InterNeil...NOT!

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LRM
Sun Apr 22 15:38:07 CDT 2007

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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> Asked and answered. No reason.
> --
I'm sorry was there a question? I think I nodded off...

catwalker63
Sun Apr 22 16:33:44 CDT 2007

LRM piffled away vaguely:

> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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>
>> Asked and answered. No reason.
>> --
> I'm sorry was there a question? I think I nodded off...
>
You said "So ask yourself, why the heck watch TV at all?"
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LRM
Sun Apr 22 16:45:15 CDT 2007

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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> LRM piffled away vaguely:
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>> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
>> news:pf-dnezoy65HbbfbnZ2dnUVZ_o-knZ2d@comcast.com...
>>
>>> Asked and answered. No reason.
>>> --
>> I'm sorry was there a question? I think I nodded off...
>>
> You said "So ask yourself, why the heck watch TV at all?"
> --
Wait I can't hear you. Let me turn the TV down...

catwalker63
Sun Apr 22 21:36:25 CDT 2007

LRM piffled away vaguely:

> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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>> LRM piffled away vaguely:
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>>> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:pf-dnezoy65HbbfbnZ2dnUVZ_o-knZ2d@comcast.com...
>>>
>>>> Asked and answered. No reason.
>>>> --
>>> I'm sorry was there a question? I think I nodded off...
>>>
>> You said "So ask yourself, why the heck watch TV at all?"
>> --
> Wait I can't hear you. Let me turn the TV down...
>
Que?
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JaR
Mon Apr 23 10:38:28 CDT 2007

catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
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>>
> Donuts aren't a big motivator for me. Really good chocolate is
> another matter however. I'd probably just play both sides against the
> middle.

Hey, CW, you should be able to get this over on the left side, if not,
order some from the site. SWMBO & I found a store here that sells nothing
but chocolate from all over the world. I heard about these guys from Oregon
and bought some. Mmmmm...:

http://www.dagobachocolate.com/

*psstt* The Xocolatl bar is wild!

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catwalker63
Mon Apr 23 12:45:17 CDT 2007

JaR piffled away vaguely:

> catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
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>
>
>>>
>> Donuts aren't a big motivator for me. Really good chocolate is
>> another matter however. I'd probably just play both sides against the
>> middle.
>
> Hey, CW, you should be able to get this over on the left side, if not,
> order some from the site. SWMBO & I found a store here that sells nothing
> but chocolate from all over the world. I heard about these guys from Oregon
> and bought some. Mmmmm...:
>
> http://www.dagobachocolate.com/
>
> *psstt* The Xocolatl bar is wild!
>
Thanks. I'll check it out.
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LRM
Mon Apr 23 21:17:06 CDT 2007

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
> news:Oo9GY1HhHHA.4924@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>
>> Whoa! Dude, people are cheating to get their masters? Why didn't I
>> know this before? Its too late for me I'm half way through, no sense
>> in trying to pass someone else's work off as my own at this point.
>> Jeez! I coulda saved tons of time on this stupid education crap.....
>
> I still get e-mails that tell me I can get my Ph.D. without attending
> classes or taking test...Please call me Dr. InterNeil...NOT!
>
>
If I don't get a payoff outa this here MPM I'm not getting my Ph.D. Unless
its free or someone from one of our favorite outsourcing countries does it
for me.

LRM
Mon Apr 23 21:18:31 CDT 2007

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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> LRM piffled away vaguely:
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>> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
>> news:C5qdnTvdHfUlSbbbnZ2dnUVZ_uOmnZ2d@comcast.com...
>>> LRM piffled away vaguely:
>>>
>>>> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:pf-dnezoy65HbbfbnZ2dnUVZ_o-knZ2d@comcast.com...
>>>>
>>>>> Asked and answered. No reason.
>>>>> --
>>>> I'm sorry was there a question? I think I nodded off...
>>>>
>>> You said "So ask yourself, why the heck watch TV at all?"
>>> --
>> Wait I can't hear you. Let me turn the TV down...
>>
> Que?
>
Oh my, I don't recall turning on the Spanish channel, where's the remote?

catwalker63
Tue Apr 24 00:29:10 CDT 2007

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>> LRM piffled away vaguely:
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>>> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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>>>> LRM piffled away vaguely:
>>>>
>>>>> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:pf-dnezoy65HbbfbnZ2dnUVZ_o-knZ2d@comcast.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Asked and answered. No reason.
>>>>>> --
>>>>> I'm sorry was there a question? I think I nodded off...
>>>>>
>>>> You said "So ask yourself, why the heck watch TV at all?"
>>>> --
>>> Wait I can't hear you. Let me turn the TV down...
>>>
>> Que?
>>
> Oh my, I don't recall turning on the Spanish channel, where's the remote?
>
Compres uno, y el segundo es media precio. Quiere ayudole?
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Tue Apr 24 07:34:41 CDT 2007

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
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> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns991AA5D72E594neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
>> news:Oo9GY1HhHHA.4924@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> Whoa! Dude, people are cheating to get their masters? Why didn't I
>>> know this before? Its too late for me I'm half way through, no sense
>>> in trying to pass someone else's work off as my own at this point.
>>> Jeez! I coulda saved tons of time on this stupid education crap.....
>>
>> I still get e-mails that tell me I can get my Ph.D. without attending
>> classes or taking test...Please call me Dr. InterNeil...NOT!
>>
>>
> If I don't get a payoff outa this here MPM I'm not getting my Ph.D. Unless
> its free or someone from one of our favorite outsourcing countries does it
> for me.

When you get your Ph.D., can we play doctor?

kpg
Tue Apr 24 07:47:27 CDT 2007

catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
news:UOKdnURZU8E7CLDbnZ2dnUVZ_qemnZ2d@comcast.com:


Stand back. I took Spanish in High School.


> Compres uno, y el segundo es media precio. Quiere ayudole?


Compress one, and the second is a small fish. How ya doing?


gee, catwalker, that make no sense at all.

0x22

Frisbee®
Tue Apr 24 07:59:46 CDT 2007

"kpg" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
news:Xns991C4F425E67Aipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
> catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
> news:UOKdnURZU8E7CLDbnZ2dnUVZ_qemnZ2d@comcast.com:
>
>
> Stand back. I took Spanish in High School.
>
>
>> Compres uno, y el segundo es media precio. Quiere ayudole?
>
>
> Compress one, and the second is a small fish. How ya doing?
>
>
> gee, catwalker, that make no sense at all.

Dude... I've had four years of high school Spanish, uh, 30 years ago.

Clearly the last sentence is "Do you want my pineapple?"

Neil
Tue Apr 24 08:03:57 CDT 2007

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
news:eJwhizmhHHA.4600@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> When you get your Ph.D., can we play doctor?

CRAP! friggin' stealin my lines....

...who gets custody of teh brain on the weekends...

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Neil
Tue Apr 24 08:04:39 CDT 2007

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#mImpahhHHA.588
@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

> If I don't get a payoff outa this here MPM

you spelled PMP backwards

;)

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Neil
Tue Apr 24 08:06:33 CDT 2007

did you hear kpg <no@spam.com> say in
news:Xns991C4F425E67Aipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:

>> Compres uno, y el segundo es media precio. Quiere ayudole?
>
>
> Compress one, and the second is a small fish. How ya doing?
>

TMML

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Consultant
Tue Apr 24 08:46:07 CDT 2007

aqui huele a culo

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23EutjBnhHHA.4904@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> "kpg" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns991C4F425E67Aipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
>> catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
>> news:UOKdnURZU8E7CLDbnZ2dnUVZ_qemnZ2d@comcast.com:
>>
>>
>> Stand back. I took Spanish in High School.
>>
>>
>>> Compres uno, y el segundo es media precio. Quiere ayudole?
>>
>>
>> Compress one, and the second is a small fish. How ya doing?
>>
>>
>> gee, catwalker, that make no sense at all.
>
> Dude... I've had four years of high school Spanish, uh, 30 years ago.
>
> Clearly the last sentence is "Do you want my pineapple?"
>
>

Jtyc
Tue Apr 24 10:11:20 CDT 2007

>> Compres uno, y el segundo es media precio. Quiere ayudole?
> Compress one, and the second is a small fish. How ya doing?

Get a brain moran... It clearly states "Comprend one, and the bay is media
precious. Where is that a-hole?"

catwalker63
Tue Apr 24 10:18:55 CDT 2007

Consultant piffled away vaguely:

> aqui huele a culo
>
I don't think that was very nice. ;)

--

Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

Consultant
Tue Apr 24 10:39:28 CDT 2007

but it was funny

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
news:b5ednWESNaZCgrPbnZ2dnUVZ_rylnZ2d@comcast.com...
> Consultant piffled away vaguely:
>
>> aqui huele a culo
>>
> I don't think that was very nice. ;)
>
> --
>
> Catwalker
> MCNGP #43
> www.mcngp.com
> "I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."
>

kpg
Tue Apr 24 10:48:39 CDT 2007

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in
news:uQhC4KohHHA.392@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

>>> Compres uno, y el segundo es media precio. Quiere ayudole?
>> Compress one, and the second is a small fish. How ya doing?
>
> Get a brain moran... It clearly states "Comprend one, and the bay is
> media precious. Where is that a-hole?"


I don't think you can call me a moran anymore. I want an apology,
3 million dollars, and you to lose your job, or there will be no
peace in the streets.

Briscobar
Tue Apr 24 10:55:23 CDT 2007


"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%23FXo0w0gHHA.4208@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> Anyone happen to catch ER last nght? I rarely watch it, but I did last
> night. At one point, while in the emergency room working on a patient,
> John Stamos' character says to Mekhi Phifer's character, "I'll see if I
> can get your brother a copy of last year's EMT exam." (paraphrasing)
>
> So, the question I pose to my fellow members: Are you with me in
> boycotting NBC, for allowing such a travesty to occur during primetime? I
> wouldn't be so upset if this was a late-night comedy. But it's a primetime
> drama. Millions of people saw this, and now they could potentially think
> this is the right thing to do. Please join me in boycotting NBC.

I want everyone to know that I did NOT watch the return of Heroes last
night. I will continue my anti-NBC stance until they publicly apologize for
what they have done.

Jtyc
Tue Apr 24 12:05:20 CDT 2007

> I want everyone to know that I did NOT watch the return of Heroes last
> night. I will continue my anti-NBC stance until they publicly apologize
> for what they have done.

Showing the videos of the VT murderer?

Jtyc
Tue Apr 24 12:04:31 CDT 2007

> I don't think you can call me a moran anymore. I want an apology,
> 3 million dollars, and you to lose your job, or there will be no
> peace in the streets.

First of all, I will not apologize to the fact that you don't know how to
read or write Spanish. Second, I don't have 3 million dollars. Third, my
employment was never contingent on me being bi-lingual. And finally, which
streets are we talking about here?

kpg
Tue Apr 24 14:12:23 CDT 2007

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in
news:O717HKphHHA.4772@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

>> I don't think you can call me a moran anymore. I want an apology,
>> 3 million dollars, and you to lose your job, or there will be no
>> peace in the streets.
>
> First of all, I will not apologize to the fact that you don't know how
> to read or write Spanish.

I am not responsible for my own ignorance - that's societies fault, more
specifically, I blame Rosie O'Donnell.

> Second, I don't have 3 million dollars.

I am not responsible for your poverty, you should have worked harder
and saved your money instead of spending it all or beer.

> Third, my employment was never contingent on me being bi-lingual.

...and you live in California? You have a rude awakening coming.

> And finally, which streets are we talking about here?

Why, the streets of Baghdad, of course. See what power I command?

Neil
Tue Apr 24 14:22:04 CDT 2007

did you hear kpg <no@spam.com> say in
news:Xns991C90862C874ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:

> that's societies fault, more
> specifically, I blame Rosie O'Donnell.

PotD

>> And finally, which streets are we talking about here?

> Why, the streets of Baghdad, of course. See what power I command?

and another PotD. huh, kpg is bi-poastal...

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kpg
Tue Apr 24 14:28:56 CDT 2007

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns991C9C54F92B1neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> did you hear kpg <no@spam.com> say in
> news:Xns991C90862C874ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:
>
>> that's societies fault, more
>> specifically, I blame Rosie O'Donnell.
>
> PotD
>
>>> And finally, which streets are we talking about here?
>
>> Why, the streets of Baghdad, of course. See what power I command?
>
> and another PotD. huh, kpg is bi-poastal...


I prefer the term - multi-postgasmic.

Neil
Tue Apr 24 14:38:57 CDT 2007

did you hear kpg <no@spam.com> say in
news:Xns991C9354CFAE1ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:

> I prefer the term - multi-postgasmic.

do you feel dehydrated?

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Frisbee®
Tue Apr 24 14:41:58 CDT 2007

"kpg" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
news:Xns991C9354CFAE1ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns991C9C54F92B1neilmcsegmailcom@
> 207.46.248.16:
>
>> did you hear kpg <no@spam.com> say in
>> news:Xns991C90862C874ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> that's societies fault, more
>>> specifically, I blame Rosie O'Donnell.
>>
>> PotD
>>
>>>> And finally, which streets are we talking about here?
>>
>>> Why, the streets of Baghdad, of course. See what power I command?
>>
>> and another PotD. huh, kpg is bi-poastal...
>
>
> I prefer the term - multi-postgasmic.

Uncle Vigo would have been so multi-postgasmic that he would have frequently
found himself passed-out with a big smile on his face.

Someone should set up a Chuck Norris-like web site for Uncle Vigo.

Jtyc
Tue Apr 24 15:15:37 CDT 2007

> I am not responsible for my own ignorance - that's societies fault, more
> specifically, I blame Rosie O'Donnell.

You have a choice you know. You don't have to watch The View.


> ...and you live in California? You have a rude awakening coming.

The Asians will save us.


> Why, the streets of Baghdad, of course. See what power I command?

You've been wielding it for some time now.

Frisbee®
Tue Apr 24 15:47:26 CDT 2007

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:enmx50qhHHA.4704@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>> I am not responsible for my own ignorance - that's societies fault, more
>> specifically, I blame Rosie O'Donnell.
>
> You have a choice you know. You don't have to watch The View.

That is unpossible. How could one -not- watch The View?

>> ...and you live in California? You have a rude awakening coming.
>
> The Asians will save us.

$1.00 off coupon for Sweet & Sour Chicken?

>> Why, the streets of Baghdad, of course. See what power I command?
>
> You've been wielding it for some time now.

Spot wielder?

catwalker63
Tue Apr 24 18:26:01 CDT 2007

Consultant piffled away vaguely:
> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
> news:b5ednWESNaZCgrPbnZ2dnUVZ_rylnZ2d@comcast.com...
>> Consultant piffled away vaguely:
>>
>>> aqui huele a culo
>>>
>> I don't think that was very nice. ;)
>>
> but it was funny
>

Yeah. And true. Specifially: culo estupido.

--

Catwalker
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www.mcngp.com
"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

LRM
Tue Apr 24 20:45:05 CDT 2007

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns991C5C575CCFAneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#mImpahhHHA.588
> @TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>
>> If I don't get a payoff outa this here MPM
>
> you spelled PMP backwards
>
> ;)
>
No I spelled it right, its Masters of Project Management. You were just
thinking about it wrong.

catwalker63
Tue Apr 24 21:10:52 CDT 2007

LRM piffled away vaguely:

> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns991C5C575CCFAneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#mImpahhHHA.588
>> @TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> If I don't get a payoff outa this here MPM
>>
>> you spelled PMP backwards
>>
>> ;)
>>
> No I spelled it right, its Masters of Project Management. You were just
> thinking about it wrong.
>
Que?
--

Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

LRM
Tue Apr 24 21:22:13 CDT 2007

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
news:WZednaVNvp0xJbPbnZ2dnUVZ_t6qnZ2d@comcast.com...
> LRM piffled away vaguely:
>
>> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns991C5C575CCFAneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#mImpahhHHA.588
>>> @TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>>>
>>>> If I don't get a payoff outa this here MPM
>>>
>>> you spelled PMP backwards
>>>
>>> ;)
>>>
>> No I spelled it right, its Masters of Project Management. You were just
>> thinking about it wrong.
>>
> Que?
>
What?

kpg
Wed Apr 25 08:07:31 CDT 2007

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in news:#qoqKCuhHHA.1624
@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
> news:WZednaVNvp0xJbPbnZ2dnUVZ_t6qnZ2d@comcast.com...
>> LRM piffled away vaguely:
>>
>>> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns991C5C575CCFAneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#mImpahhHHA.588
>>>> @TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>>>>
>>>>> If I don't get a payoff outa this here MPM
>>>>
>>>> you spelled PMP backwards
>>>>
>>>> ;)
>>>>
>>> No I spelled it right, its Masters of Project Management. You were just
>>> thinking about it wrong.
>>>
>> Que?
>>
> What?
>
Como?

The
Wed Apr 25 08:28:47 CDT 2007


"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:eyzEnzHhHHA.284@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

> I'm holding out for toast.

SHUT UP AND MAKE DINNER.

Consultant
Wed Apr 25 08:57:39 CDT 2007

domo

"kpg" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in news:#qoqKCuhHHA.1624
> @TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>
>> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
>> news:WZednaVNvp0xJbPbnZ2dnUVZ_t6qnZ2d@comcast.com...
>>> LRM piffled away vaguely:
>>>
>>>> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns991C5C575CCFAneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>>>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#mImpahhHHA.588
>>>>> @TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>>>>>
>>>>>> If I don't get a payoff outa this here MPM
>>>>>
>>>>> you spelled PMP backwards
>>>>>
>>>>> ;)
>>>>>
>>>> No I spelled it right, its Masters of Project Management. You were just
>>>> thinking about it wrong.
>>>>
>>> Que?
>>>
>> What?
>>
> Como?

Neil
Wed Apr 25 10:00:15 CDT 2007

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:ez#VbtthHHA.5052
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

>> ;)
>>
> No I spelled it right, its Masters of Project Management. You were just
> thinking about it wrong.
>

yes, the wink was meaningless....

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LRM
Wed Apr 25 19:41:15 CDT 2007

"The Message [00000-0000-0000-0000]" <a@a.com> wrote in message
news:OwmMK4zhHHA.4064@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>
> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
> news:eyzEnzHhHHA.284@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
>> I'm holding out for toast.
>
> SHUT UP AND MAKE DINNER.
>
>
Baby where have you been? I'm having toast.

LRM
Wed Apr 25 19:42:33 CDT 2007

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns991D6FF27C4B0neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:ez#VbtthHHA.5052
> @TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>>> ;)
>>>
>> No I spelled it right, its Masters of Project Management. You were just
>> thinking about it wrong.
>>
>
> yes, the wink was meaningless....
>
Oh! I didn't realize you weren't attempting a pass.

Neil
Wed Apr 25 19:47:05 CDT 2007

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:##8bJv5hHHA.960
@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> Oh! I didn't realize you weren't attempting a pass.

with you I'm always attempting a pass

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