Rock stars, religious leaders, politicians, iconoclasts, billionaires, and
homeless alike congregated today at the world's religious centers to
celebrate the arrival of That Which Was Exactly As The Obelisk Has
Foretold -- and it IS exactly as the obelisk has foretold -- which should
come as no surprise to those who believed in the obelisk in the first place.
The aligning of the fourth moon of Jupiter, congrouos with the teachings of
Archimedes, and shaped like a triangle made of the number 4, awakened
something within the deep recesses of the human group consciousness,
something unlike anything else that had ever been awakened within the deep
recesses of the human group consciousness, and boy, it was something, and it
was exactly as the obelisk has foretold.
This cosmological event, written of in the blood of virgin sacrifice by the
Mayans, encoded into the universe by those who brought the crop circles,
brought forth from the boundless depths of deep depths of deepness in the
age of Stonehenge, is now yours to enjoy forever...
Behold, by the power of Grayskull, the only tool in the universe that
doesn't use pi to calculate the area of the circle, it has finally arrived
to save us all from the depths of deep depths of deepness that come from not
having a tool to generate acronyms for Neil. IT IS... the Neil Acronym
Generator!
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