Folks, let's face the facts. The Microsoft MCSE tests are probably designed
so you will fail multiple times. Look at the history we see here... They are
laden with convenient software crashes, hordes of unnecessary paperwork,
numbers, and the burden of having to show up just so you can fail for
Microsoft's financial gain at your expense and your suffering.

Of course, pass or fail, your supervisor requires you to take these tests.
And there's a job later on that might require you to have a four letter word
like MCSE on your resume. In truth, admit it to yourself if not me, the
time, the struggle, the effort, the failure, it's not REALLY going to help
you to get that better job that you actually deserve, because there's a big
breasted blonde or the Vice Presidents rich nephew who will get it in spite
of your bosses promises and your obvious qualifications. But let's not dwell
on that fact. Let's look away from the bait and switch maneuvering that
comes from dealing with Evil, Incorporated, and the sickening bureacratic do
nothings that control Corporate America.

Instead, let's look for a SOLUTION.

Now that you know the test could be rigged, you've got to ask yourself, how
can I spare myself the wasted time and effort, the pain and agony of
repeated (albeit probably intentional and entirely not my fault) failure,
the extra days of waiting? How can I spare myself the potential impact on
my current deadline that will make me look bad at work like I can't get
things done? How can I spare myself the potential impact on my home life
and how my kids will despise me for missing little Jimmy's softball game
when I was working towards the fallacy of an (four letter word:) MCSE?

IS THERE AN ANSWER THAT WILL HELP ME AVOID ALL THIS UNDESIRABLE BOOLZH!T?

Yes, there is. The answer is to send someone else! The answer is
MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE. YEAH! For a limited time
only, you can send ME in your place and I WILL FAIL FOR YOU. I'M GREAT AT
IT. And I will endure the hassles, the paperwork, the torture, the ugly fat
greasy people who breathe heavily behind you and smell like bad cheese, the
sneers and retorts, the noises, distractions, the uncomfortable sitting
position, and the software failures that are all probably part of a plan to
make YOU feel bad about yourself, a plan to make YOU hate your life, a plan
to STEAL YOUR MONEY AND HAPPINESS IN RETURN FOR NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF PAPER
AND A RECORD IN A DATABASE SOMEWHERE. Send me, and it will be my fault.
Send me, and send a message to them that YOU'RE HAPPY AS HELL AND YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Yes, with MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE, YOU TOO CAN TAKE
THE DAY OFF. Get caught up on your deadline. See Jimmy's first bunt and
little Cyndy's ballerina recital. Spare your ego. Fool your bosses. FIGHT
THE MAN. PUT AN END TO POVERTY (at least, for Microcephalic S. Bob).

There you have it, friends, for just a small stipend, transportation, room
and board, a meal, and a disguise, I'll be the one to blame for your failure
the first two times you go take the potentially rigged test for that nearly
worthless MCSE. From the look of things, you would have failed twice anyway,
because they control it, and they get to charge you to retake it. With
MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE, you can save yourself the
grief, the wasted time, and the wasted effort and needless frustration.

MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - You'll get caught up at
work, and your kids will love you for it.

MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - the easy way to fail -
try it today!

Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - MCSE is a four-letter word.

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Wed Jun 01 18:08:24 CDT 2005


"<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first
into the future }> wrote in message
news:eAirovvZFHA.2768@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> Folks, let's face the facts. The Microsoft MCSE tests are probably
> designed so you will fail multiple times. Look at the history we see
> here... They are laden with convenient software crashes, hordes of
> unnecessary paperwork, numbers, and the burden of having to show up just
> so you can fail for Microsoft's financial gain at your expense and your
> suffering.
>
> Of course, pass or fail, your supervisor requires you to take these tests.
> And there's a job later on that might require you to have a four letter
> word like MCSE on your resume. In truth, admit it to yourself if not me,
> the time, the struggle, the effort, the failure, it's not REALLY going to
> help you to get that better job that you actually deserve, because there's
> a big breasted blonde or the Vice Presidents rich nephew who will get it
> in spite of your bosses promises and your obvious qualifications. But
> let's not dwell on that fact. Let's look away from the bait and switch
> maneuvering that comes from dealing with Evil, Incorporated, and the
> sickening bureacratic do nothings that control Corporate America.
>
> Instead, let's look for a SOLUTION.
>
> Now that you know the test could be rigged, you've got to ask yourself,
> how can I spare myself the wasted time and effort, the pain and agony of
> repeated (albeit probably intentional and entirely not my fault) failure,
> the extra days of waiting? How can I spare myself the potential impact on
> my current deadline that will make me look bad at work like I can't get
> things done? How can I spare myself the potential impact on my home life
> and how my kids will despise me for missing little Jimmy's softball game
> when I was working towards the fallacy of an (four letter word:) MCSE?
>
> IS THERE AN ANSWER THAT WILL HELP ME AVOID ALL THIS UNDESIRABLE BOOLZH!T?
>
> Yes, there is. The answer is to send someone else! The answer is
> MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE. YEAH! For a limited time
> only, you can send ME in your place and I WILL FAIL FOR YOU. I'M GREAT AT
> IT. And I will endure the hassles, the paperwork, the torture, the ugly
> fat greasy people who breathe heavily behind you and smell like bad
> cheese, the sneers and retorts, the noises, distractions, the
> uncomfortable sitting position, and the software failures that are all
> probably part of a plan to make YOU feel bad about yourself, a plan to
> make YOU hate your life, a plan to STEAL YOUR MONEY AND HAPPINESS IN
> RETURN FOR NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF PAPER AND A RECORD IN A DATABASE
> SOMEWHERE. Send me, and it will be my fault. Send me, and send a message
> to them that YOU'RE HAPPY AS HELL AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!
>
> Yes, with MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE, YOU TOO CAN
> TAKE THE DAY OFF. Get caught up on your deadline. See Jimmy's first bunt
> and little Cyndy's ballerina recital. Spare your ego. Fool your bosses.
> FIGHT THE MAN. PUT AN END TO POVERTY (at least, for Microcephalic S. Bob).
>
> There you have it, friends, for just a small stipend, transportation, room
> and board, a meal, and a disguise, I'll be the one to blame for your
> failure the first two times you go take the potentially rigged test for
> that nearly worthless MCSE. From the look of things, you would have failed
> twice anyway, because they control it, and they get to charge you to
> retake it. With MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE, you can
> save yourself the grief, the wasted time, and the wasted effort and
> needless frustration.
>
> MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - You'll get caught up at
> work, and your kids will love you for it.
>
> MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - the easy way to fail -
> try it today!
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
> http://www.roblindman.com/ - MCSE is a four-letter word.
>
>



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Ben

Ben
Wed Jun 01 21:15:52 CDT 2005

In article <eAirovvZFHA.2768@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl>, "<!-- Microcephalic
S. Bob --> <? echo \"The F-Word\"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation
-->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the
future }> says...
> Yes, there is. The answer is to send someone else! The answer is
> MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE. YEAH! For a limited time
> only, you can send ME in your place and I WILL FAIL FOR YOU. I'M GREAT AT
> IT.
>

Will you be offering a "Fail the first time or your money back"
guaranty?

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Wed Jun 01 22:43:57 CDT 2005


"Ben Smith" <benjaminwsmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1d080ba1bbdb7432989787@msnews.microsoft.com...
> In article <eAirovvZFHA.2768@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl>, "<!-- Microcephalic
> S. Bob --> <? echo \"The F-Word\"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation
> -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the
> future }> says...
>> Yes, there is. The answer is to send someone else! The answer is
>> MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE. YEAH! For a limited
>> time
>> only, you can send ME in your place and I WILL FAIL FOR YOU. I'M GREAT AT
>> IT.
>>
>
> Will you be offering a "Fail the first time or your money back"
> guaranty?

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!

FAIL THE FIRST TIME OR THE NEXT FAILURE IS FREE -- I'LL EVEN WASH A LOAD OF
YOUR LAUNDRY AND DO A TERRIBLE JOB OF FOLDING!!

FREE COMPLAINT FORMS WITH EVERY FAILURE! OPTIONAL BLAME-ON-DEMAND SERVICE
GUARANTEES YOU WILL FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF!

TIME IS RUNNING OUT! ACT NOW, BEFORE I REALIZE HOW FOOLISH I SOUND!

NO DELAYS -- FAIL INSTANTLY! NO ONE CAN BEAT THESE PRICES! FAIL REPEATEDLY!
NO ONE IS MORE SUCCESSFUL AT FAILURE!

NOW INCLUDES AN "I FAILED THE MCSE TEST AND I BLAME MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB"
BUMPER STICKER!

MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS
NOT TO PLAY!

Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - some of them want to abuse you, some of them
want to be abused



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by The

The
Wed Jun 01 23:46:43 CDT 2005

In-line...........

--
"The Rev" MCT/MCNGP #44
I may sound arrogant at times, but that's only because I'm always right.

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
justafreak.com
.
"<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first
into the future }> wrote in message
news:eAirovvZFHA.2768@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> Folks, let's face the facts. The Microsoft MCSE tests are probably
> designed so you will fail multiple times. Look at the history we see
> here... They are laden with convenient software crashes, hordes of
> unnecessary paperwork, numbers, and the burden of having to show up just
> so you can fail for Microsoft's financial gain at your expense and your
> suffering.

Yes because we all know Microsoft charges the most for it's exams. No wait,
I'm sorry that was the Non-Profit CompTIA exams. Even with a great discount
from someone like getcertify4less the exams for more than a face value MCP
exam. And yes Microsoft does watch you through a little camera where they
secretly laugh at you each an every time you fail.

> Of course, pass or fail, your supervisor requires you to take these tests.
> And there's a job later on that might require you to have a four letter
> word like MCSE on your resume. In truth, admit it to yourself if not me,
> the time, the struggle, the effort, the failure, it's not REALLY going to
> help you to get that better job that you actually deserve, because there's
> a big breasted blonde or the Vice Presidents rich nephew who will get it
> in spite of your bosses promises and your obvious qualifications. But
> let's not dwell on that fact. Let's look away from the bait and switch
> maneuvering that comes from dealing with Evil, Incorporated, and the
> sickening bureacratic do nothings that control Corporate America.

You are so right again. I know I'd much rather go back to making less than a
desirable salary per year at a dead-end job. I really hate all the job
offers I get. (One to two per week)

> Instead, let's look for a SOLUTION.
>
> Now that you know the test could be rigged, you've got to ask yourself,
> how can I spare myself the wasted time and effort, the pain and agony of
> repeated (albeit probably intentional and entirely not my fault) failure,
> the extra days of waiting? How can I spare myself the potential impact on
> my current deadline that will make me look bad at work like I can't get
> things done? How can I spare myself the potential impact on my home life
> and how my kids will despise me for missing little Jimmy's softball game
> when I was working towards the fallacy of an (four letter word:) MCSE?
>
> IS THERE AN ANSWER THAT WILL HELP ME AVOID ALL THIS UNDESIRABLE BOOLZH!T?
>
<snipage>
>
> MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - the easy way to fail -
> try it today!
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
> http://www.roblindman.com/ - MCSE is a four-letter word.
>

I'm sensing a bit of self-depression in this one. Failure happens, it's
one's ability to pick up and move forward that makes the person, not his or
her ability to pass or fail on the first try. I don't know what happened to
you, but it seems under your cynical sarcastic fever you've been truly hurt
by a failure or two. On a serious note: (If that's even possible at this
point) Do you really believe the MCSE is worthless? If so why are you here?
If not what are you doing to get it done? What are you doing to help. Don't
get me wrong I flame as much as the next guy, but I am still ultimately here
for one purpose. To help. It's fun to poke at the dumpers and as far as I'm
concerned it's mandatory, but this is just self pity and fairly sad.




Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 00:40:22 CDT 2005

"The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote

> I'm sensing a bit of self-depression in this one. Failure happens, it's
> one's ability to pick up and move forward that makes the person, not his
> or her ability to pass or fail on the first try.

I'm far from depressed.

I didn't fail at my last job, I succeeded. You can review my
"accomplishments" on my website. The rave review my last supervisor posted.
My writeup in the company newsletter. They gave me a raise. You can even go
and look at my website. http://www.roblindman.com/awards.php Honesty in
action, putting my employee review right there. Look it over. Seem like
failure to you?

I left because it was stupid. I just stopped going. What was the point of
all of it? Managers were creating irrelevant meetings to justify their
existance, and halting the flow of progress. People didn't care about the
job or doing the right thing. Problems that could easily be solved
conclusively weren't, because the people were all AFRAID. Nobody gets
anything done, and everybody runs from blame.

You work at a job to beg for the opportunity to "buy" a house that you don't
even own so you can pay taxes on it for 30 years and finally pay three times
it's initial value. And if you miss the last payment because you're sick
with cancer, the bank comes along and takes the whole thing back. What was
the point of all of it?

Four dollars a gallon for gas to get back and forth to a job that only keeps
you going for another month. What was the point of all of it?

And if you try to do the right thing, you'll have to watch as the guy who
doesn't care or doesn't try or doesn't work gets more money than you. Never
really "earned" it. Drives a nicer car. Has a pretty wife that he beats when
no one is looking, or if he beats her in front of other people, they don't
care enough to stop him. Oh well. Life goes on. "As long as it's not MY
problem" they say.

Life should be more than trading one's time and self-worth for a dead tree.
Neither an MCSE or a dollar bill have any value whatsoever. It's all in your
heads.

I'm far from depressed. My eyes are open. I'm looking for something
different. And everywhere I look it's the same story. I just wonder why.

> I don't know what happened to you, but it seems under your cynical
> sarcastic fever you've been truly hurt by a failure or two.

I wish I were merely being cynical. It may seem sarcastic, but it's the
truth of our world, only magnified to the point that you can see it.

Maybe what I was saying was something wonderful, and you just missed it.
Wouldn't it be nice if someone really were willing to take the blame and
frustration away? Wouldn't THAT be more valuable than a piece of paper?

> On a serious note: (If that's even possible at this point)

> Do you really believe the MCSE is worthless?

Of course it's worthless. It's part of a dead tree. It's a piece of paper
that opens doors to more doors that require pieces of paper. It's a ticket
to sitting inside an office for the majority of the day while your kids are
growing up, while the beach is peaceful and quiet, when there is something
else out there that is better that you just can't get to because they've got
you in here, believing that you're doing the right thing by whatever it is
they've got you doing. And believe me, there has to be something better out
there. And people are moving farther and farther away from it. Soon enough
they'll kill it all, in their efforts to make it "better". I just wonder
why.

> If so why are you here?

That's a question I could get very philosophical about. Today, I suppose, to
wonder why, and to post self-deprecating humor.

> If not what are you doing to get it done?

I'm making my own thing. Of course, it will probably amount to very little,
because it has nothing to do with pornography, and because big business only
does business with big business. I looked into doing other things, but they
were all already taken, or made illegal by someone who thinks they have the
right to decide what's best for everyone else, but really is only after
money and the power to tell other people what they can and can't do.

> What are you doing to help. Don't get me wrong I flame as much as the next
> guy, but I am still ultimately here for one purpose. To help.

No one ever really helps. They only convince themselves that they've helped
and then they look away. People don't solve problems. They only migrate them
to different places. They migrate them into someone else's problem. All we
can manage to do is delay the inevitable.

> It's fun to poke at the dumpers and as far as I'm concerned it's
> mandatory, but this is just self pity and fairly sad.

Don't be sad. It's meant to be humorous. Perhaps a little self-deprecating,
so what? Take it with a grain of salt. Take it as a sign that I'm ok with
myself enough to make jokes with me in them. The world could take a lesson
from that.

I don't feel sorry for myself. I'm enlightened to a plight that the robots
can't see. The plight being that they are being herded into building robots
to replace them.

That for some reason, you're all willing to lie and cheat , steal and kill
each other for plastic, oil, and dead tree parts, or the misconception of an
easy life. And while you're doing that, someone else is working on growing
another you. And the people on your side can't stop them. And the people who
say "growing another you would be a good thing" are now saying "we have to
move faster to grow another you, because if we don't, someone else will grow
another you first, and it will be an evil, deformed you. we must stop them
by growing another you."

You can't tell me you don't see these things and claim to be aware of our
world and it's weirdness.

I just wonder why.

> You are so right again. I know I'd much rather go back to making less than
> a desirable salary per year at a dead-end job. I really hate all the job
> offers I get. (One to two per week)

And perhaps it has nothing to do with your MCSE? EVERY JOB IS A DEAD END
JOB. "A means to an END."

Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - I figured it all out. Now what?



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by The

The
Thu Jun 02 04:58:50 CDT 2005

Sorry I get it now. You just have to be what you have to be. Still sad
really. I'm not sad; I think you missed my meaning. I meant you were sad,
this was weird, and what was the point of all of it? Yeah I couldn't resist
a quote form the theme of you're message.



I'll say your propaganda is no different or anymore interesting than any
other teenage philosophy. (and no I'm not making any assumptions about your
age And maybe sad isn't quite the right word, maybe funny is, and I'm not
referring to your humor, even though it feels very office space, but I'm
really not going there right now.



As for your quick defense to your job performance and my comments on
failure, I found that odd, as I was referring to your test taking, not work.
As for you leaving because it was "stupid." I wasn't aware I cared why you
left. You're welcome to lofty ideas and high goals, wasn't that the point
anyway. No I'm more concerned about your animosity to what seems to be
everything that is on this newsgroup.



With my personal relation to the MCSE; it did change my marketability in the
industry. I honestly was a night/day difference with respect to the phone
calls coming in to my voice mail. But I digress, the whole point of all of
it; to answer your question. The point is for you to decide, because that's
what's important, that's what matters, and if you're unable to find a point
on your own, I would imagine you'll stay depressed. (I know you said you
weren't.) If you feel big business only deals with big business and you will
do little more than nothing, then may your self fulfilling prophecy come
true. Low expectations lead to little disappointment. Your right, maybe it
isn't sad, maybe its fear of what you're capable of. Maybe that's why your
ideals are open and lofty, very much like a dreamer while ironically your
views are very singularly provincial.



So what is your stand? What profound statement do you want to leave when you
depart? Obviously all of this boils down to someone in search of a legacy. I'm
just curious how close you are to finding it.


--
"The Rev" MCT/MCNGP #44
I may sound arrogant at times, but that's only because I'm always right.

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
justafreak.com
.
"<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first
into the future }> wrote in message
news:O3rgHWzZFHA.3280@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote
>
>> I'm sensing a bit of self-depression in this one. Failure happens, it's
>> one's ability to pick up and move forward that makes the person, not his
>> or her ability to pass or fail on the first try.
>
> I'm far from depressed.
>
> I didn't fail at my last job, I succeeded. You can review my
> "accomplishments" on my website. The rave review my last supervisor
> posted. My writeup in the company newsletter. They gave me a raise. You
> can even go and look at my website. http://www.roblindman.com/awards.php
> Honesty in action, putting my employee review right there. Look it over.
> Seem like failure to you?
>
> I left because it was stupid. I just stopped going. What was the point of
> all of it? Managers were creating irrelevant meetings to justify their
> existance, and halting the flow of progress. People didn't care about the
> job or doing the right thing. Problems that could easily be solved
> conclusively weren't, because the people were all AFRAID. Nobody gets
> anything done, and everybody runs from blame.
>
> You work at a job to beg for the opportunity to "buy" a house that you
> don't even own so you can pay taxes on it for 30 years and finally pay
> three times it's initial value. And if you miss the last payment because
> you're sick with cancer, the bank comes along and takes the whole thing
> back. What was the point of all of it?
>
> Four dollars a gallon for gas to get back and forth to a job that only
> keeps you going for another month. What was the point of all of it?
>
> And if you try to do the right thing, you'll have to watch as the guy who
> doesn't care or doesn't try or doesn't work gets more money than you.
> Never really "earned" it. Drives a nicer car. Has a pretty wife that he
> beats when no one is looking, or if he beats her in front of other people,
> they don't care enough to stop him. Oh well. Life goes on. "As long as
> it's not MY problem" they say.
>
> Life should be more than trading one's time and self-worth for a dead
> tree. Neither an MCSE or a dollar bill have any value whatsoever. It's all
> in your heads.
>
> I'm far from depressed. My eyes are open. I'm looking for something
> different. And everywhere I look it's the same story. I just wonder why.
>
>> I don't know what happened to you, but it seems under your cynical
>> sarcastic fever you've been truly hurt by a failure or two.
>
> I wish I were merely being cynical. It may seem sarcastic, but it's the
> truth of our world, only magnified to the point that you can see it.
>
> Maybe what I was saying was something wonderful, and you just missed it.
> Wouldn't it be nice if someone really were willing to take the blame and
> frustration away? Wouldn't THAT be more valuable than a piece of paper?
>
>> On a serious note: (If that's even possible at this point)
>
>> Do you really believe the MCSE is worthless?
>
> Of course it's worthless. It's part of a dead tree. It's a piece of paper
> that opens doors to more doors that require pieces of paper. It's a ticket
> to sitting inside an office for the majority of the day while your kids
> are growing up, while the beach is peaceful and quiet, when there is
> something else out there that is better that you just can't get to because
> they've got you in here, believing that you're doing the right thing by
> whatever it is they've got you doing. And believe me, there has to be
> something better out there. And people are moving farther and farther away
> from it. Soon enough they'll kill it all, in their efforts to make it
> "better". I just wonder why.
>
>> If so why are you here?
>
> That's a question I could get very philosophical about. Today, I suppose,
> to wonder why, and to post self-deprecating humor.
>
>> If not what are you doing to get it done?
>
> I'm making my own thing. Of course, it will probably amount to very
> little, because it has nothing to do with pornography, and because big
> business only does business with big business. I looked into doing other
> things, but they were all already taken, or made illegal by someone who
> thinks they have the right to decide what's best for everyone else, but
> really is only after money and the power to tell other people what they
> can and can't do.
>
>> What are you doing to help. Don't get me wrong I flame as much as the
>> next guy, but I am still ultimately here for one purpose. To help.
>
> No one ever really helps. They only convince themselves that they've
> helped and then they look away. People don't solve problems. They only
> migrate them to different places. They migrate them into someone else's
> problem. All we can manage to do is delay the inevitable.
>
>> It's fun to poke at the dumpers and as far as I'm concerned it's
>> mandatory, but this is just self pity and fairly sad.
>
> Don't be sad. It's meant to be humorous. Perhaps a little
> self-deprecating, so what? Take it with a grain of salt. Take it as a sign
> that I'm ok with myself enough to make jokes with me in them. The world
> could take a lesson from that.
>
> I don't feel sorry for myself. I'm enlightened to a plight that the robots
> can't see. The plight being that they are being herded into building
> robots to replace them.
>
> That for some reason, you're all willing to lie and cheat , steal and kill
> each other for plastic, oil, and dead tree parts, or the misconception of
> an easy life. And while you're doing that, someone else is working on
> growing another you. And the people on your side can't stop them. And the
> people who say "growing another you would be a good thing" are now saying
> "we have to move faster to grow another you, because if we don't, someone
> else will grow another you first, and it will be an evil, deformed you. we
> must stop them by growing another you."
>
> You can't tell me you don't see these things and claim to be aware of our
> world and it's weirdness.
>
> I just wonder why.
>
>> You are so right again. I know I'd much rather go back to making less
>> than a desirable salary per year at a dead-end job. I really hate all the
>> job offers I get. (One to two per week)
>
> And perhaps it has nothing to do with your MCSE? EVERY JOB IS A DEAD END
> JOB. "A means to an END."
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
> http://www.roblindman.com/ - I figured it all out. Now what?
>
>



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Jtyc

Jtyc
Thu Jun 02 08:59:15 CDT 2005

Sounds like a good deal but, I just pass em my first time taking them.


When I decide to be a failure, I'll give you a call.



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Jtyc

Jtyc
Thu Jun 02 09:05:36 CDT 2005

I think you are over thinking life. It's as simple or as complicated as you
choose to make it.





Reminds me of good movie quote: "Get busy living or get busy dying"

Which reminds me of a better movie quote: "Dying ain't no way to make a
living boy"




Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Neil

Neil
Thu Jun 02 09:59:36 CDT 2005

did you hear "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo \"The F-Word\"; ?>
<!-- Unorthodox Interpretation -->" <[~_~] {
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the future }> say in
news:eyZ4DVyZFHA.720@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> NOW INCLUDES AN "I FAILED THE MCSE TEST AND I BLAME MICROCEPHALIC S.
> BOB" BUMPER STICKER!

can I just get the bumper sticker without purchasing the failure?

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS: A Guide to Arab Democracies

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by JaR

JaR
Thu Jun 02 10:41:18 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, The Rev [MCT] expostulated for all
the world to hear;

> Sorry I get it now. You just have to be what you have to be. Still sad
> really. I'm not sad; I think you missed my meaning. I meant you were
> sad, this was weird, and what was the point of all of it? Yeah I
> couldn't resist a quote form the theme of you're message.

Not sad at all. Quite the contrary, in fact.

What's sad is that the paper chase continues, the dump purveyors get
wealthy off the dreams of the True Believers, and those who have attained
their goal of hanging yet another paper on their I Love Me wall can feel
superior and good while they mentor other acolytes on their own quest for
paper.

And in the end, we all still end up in a box. Do you think you'll be
remembered 200 years from now for the outstanding trainer, or whatever, you
were? Will I? Heck, no. But will our small-headed friend? You know, I think
he might, unless he totally succumbs to apathy and ends up barefoot on a
beach somewhere.

--
JaR
MCSA MCNGP A+ NET+ BA Sgt USA(Ret) IABA
MCNGP.com dept of Letters After One's Name

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 12:02:58 CDT 2005

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:%23oV6nw3ZFHA.2288@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>I think you are over thinking life. It's as simple or as complicated as
>you
> choose to make it.

Probably. Thinking is my primary form of entertainment. It's cheap and it's
easy.

> Reminds me of good movie quote: "Get busy living or get busy dying"
>
> Which reminds me of a better movie quote: "Dying ain't no way to make a
> living boy"

Good quotes, but we're doing neither.



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 12:01:03 CDT 2005

"The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote
> Sorry I get it now. You just have to be what you have to be. Still sad
> really.

Good. Then we both feel sorry for each other. And though I intended to make
you laugh, I failed to make you laugh. And now you blame me for it.
MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's FAIL & BLAME SERVICE is a complete success. NO ONE IS
MORE SUCCESSFUL AT FAILURE!

> I'll say your propaganda is no different or anymore interesting than any
> other teenage philosophy.

First, it's not propaganda. I'm not concerned with influencing others.
Others will continue in their robotic fashion regardless of how many tokens
I deposit. I just like to type.

Next, show me something more interesting and virile than teenage philosophy.
Middle-age bending over and taking it, perhaps? Old age befuddlement and
dependence? Death and decomposition? I'll stick with what's entertaining.

Finally, show me something "different".

> As for your quick defense to your job performance and my comments on
> failure, I found that odd, as I was referring to your test taking, not
> work. As for you leaving because it was "stupid." I wasn't aware I cared
> why you left.

Your point was that failure on my part was a reason I was feeling sorry for
myself. I wasn't feeling sorry for myself. I didn't fail. I saw through a
system that makes life good for few and terrible for most.

As to whether you cared or not, I've determined that people are incapable of
caring about anything but themselves. So the reason for your statements was,
you felt personally attacked by my comments on the state of your world, and
your reaction was to retaliate against me personally. Your objective has
become to diminish me as an individual because I have, in your perception,
done the same to you. You've made these choices in your existance and my
statements challenge those choices, and that's what you find objectionable
about what I'm saying. It has nothing to do with whether or not you "care"
for anything external.

Perhaps you should leave it to Microsoft to defend the "value" of their
MCSE. Surely they can offer statistics which support the "value" of the
MCSE? Perhaps they can offer a reason as to why there are repeated software
failures which inconvenience customers and force a retake?

> No I'm more concerned about your animosity to what seems to be everything
> that is on this newsgroup.

You've used numerous terms to depict my statements in a light other than the
light in which it was intended. Animosity is not present. Self-pity is not
present. Failure on my part, except to make you laugh or understand (but
then, that's part of the service), is not present.

> With my personal relation to the MCSE; it did change my marketability in
> the industry. I honestly was a night/day difference with respect to the
> phone calls coming in to my voice mail.

If the MCSE has, in your opinion, assisted you to continue to work towards
the 30 year mortgage on your house, so you can mow the lawn and have the
wife complain and deny you gratification, and so in 29 years and 11 months,
when your sick, the bank can come along and take it all away from you, and
the wife can leave you for another man with more money, good for you. I hope
for a different fate but such does not seem possible in the world of people.

> If you feel big business only deals with big business and you will do
> little more than nothing, then may your self fulfilling prophecy come
> true.

Nobody does more than nothing. We are either criminals or we are slaves.
Show me a "great man" and I will show you his similarities to Adolph Hitler.

> Low expectations lead to little disappointment.

My expectations are neither low or high, realistic or unrealistic. There is
a limited realm of possible outcomes for any action of which I partake and
I've learned the range of these possibilities. Occasionally I am surprised
when things turn out better, occasionally I am surprised when they turn out
worse. By understanding this range of possibilities, I've learned not to be
disappointed.

> Your right, maybe it isn't sad, maybe its fear of what you're capable of.

We are either criminals or we are slaves.

> Maybe that's why your ideals are open and lofty, very much like a dreamer
> while ironically your views are very singularly provincial.

I see the world the way that it is, and look for exceptions to the rules. I
don't know that I've professed to any ideals, only that I'm trying to do
something different. I wonder if there is anything that is.

> So what is your stand? What profound statement do you want to leave when
> you depart? Obviously all of this boils down to someone in search of a
> legacy. I'm just curious how close you are to finding it.

My stand is this: There are no legacies. The sum total of human
accomplishments is zero. The means to an end.

Here's what people have done:

1. Find new ways to torture and exploit other people.
2. Find new ways to keep people alive longer so we can torture and exploit
them longer.
3. Find ways to torture and exploit people who torture and exploit people,
in the interest of forcing them to discontinue torturing and exploiting
people.

That's all there is to it.

Pieces of paper that control other people. Pieces of paper that say you own
this, you know this, you can drive this, you can do this, or you lack this
or lack that. Not much of a legacy, cumulatively. A group of animals running
around telling each other what they are allowed to do, and other animals
running around doing it anyway.

In this way, I will likely be as successful as everyone else, though perhaps
with fewer pieces of paper, although, I do have a printer, and there's a
sale on ink where they give you free paper.

Microcephalic S. "You're not the boss of me" Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - We are either criminals or we are slaves.





Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 12:04:03 CDT 2005

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96696FD451676neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo \"The F-Word\"; ?>
> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation -->" <[~_~] {
> http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the future }> say in
> news:eyZ4DVyZFHA.720@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> NOW INCLUDES AN "I FAILED THE MCSE TEST AND I BLAME MICROCEPHALIC S.
>> BOB" BUMPER STICKER!
>
> can I just get the bumper sticker without purchasing the failure?
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP#30
>
> - WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS: A Guide to Arab Democracies

To be clear: The service isn't purchasing failure. The service is having
someone else fail for you. This is for people who already know that they
will fail, and would just like to avoid the pain of it.

I'll work on the bumper sticker.



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 12:09:28 CDT 2005

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns966958624BCB6plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, The Rev [MCT] expostulated for all
> the world to hear;
>
>> Sorry I get it now. You just have to be what you have to be. Still sad
>> really. I'm not sad; I think you missed my meaning. I meant you were
>> sad, this was weird, and what was the point of all of it? Yeah I
>> couldn't resist a quote form the theme of you're message.
>
> Not sad at all. Quite the contrary, in fact.

You got it. I guess my fail and blame service wasn't as successful as I
thought. DAMMIT!

> What's sad is that the paper chase continues, the dump purveyors get
> wealthy off the dreams of the True Believers, and those who have attained
> their goal of hanging yet another paper on their I Love Me wall can feel
> superior and good while they mentor other acolytes on their own quest for
> paper.

You got it. <chortle> The "I Love Me" Wall. THERE'S A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA!
PATENT IT QUICK!

> And in the end, we all still end up in a box. Do you think you'll be
> remembered 200 years from now for the outstanding trainer, or whatever,
> you
> were? Will I? Heck, no. But will our small-headed friend? You know, I
> think
> he might, unless he totally succumbs to apathy and ends up barefoot on a
> beach somewhere.

When the aliens come, they'll sell my skull on Kryptonian-eBay, along with a
link to a website about men who look like Kenny "Kal-El" Rogers.

Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - the Biff Tannen Museum / I Love Me website.




Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by CBIC

CBIC
Thu Jun 02 12:28:12 CDT 2005

But will our small-headed
> friend? You know, I think he might, unless he totally succumbs to
> apathy and ends up barefoot on a beach somewhere.

I predict Rob will start a commune (read:cult) and live out his life
preaching to malcontents who couldn't pass an MCP exam. Hell, I might even
join someday but I'll never drink the Kool Aid.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
www.mcngp.com knocked up your sister.
Don't forget to send spam to spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com




Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Jtyc

Jtyc
Thu Jun 02 12:29:50 CDT 2005

> Probably. Thinking is my primary form of entertainment. It's cheap and
it's
> easy.

I concur. Especially entertaining while outside, in the mountains, by a
gurgling/roaring stream.

> Good quotes, but we're doing neither.

I didn't say you were, I was just saying they are good movie quotes. Which
they are.




Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Neil

Neil
Thu Jun 02 12:42:19 CDT 2005

did you hear "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo \"The F-Word\"; ?> <!--
Unorthodox Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ -
head first into the future }> say in news:uqVkFU5ZFHA.3492
@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> To be clear: The service isn't purchasing failure. The service is having
> someone else fail for you. This is for people who already know that they
> will fail, and would just like to avoid the pain of it.

yeah, I don't really care about the "service". If I know I'm going to fail,
I wont bother. Ya see, I'm just too lazy to go ahead and take the test if I
know I am going to fail. And I'm WAYYYY!!!!! too cheap to pay for someone
else to fail on my behalf. I just want the sticker to blame someone else
for my failures. preferably remove teh references to the MCSE tests.
something like:
"I FAILED AND I BLAME MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB"

>
> I'll work on the bumper sticker.

you get on that, ok?

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- I don't know what apathy is, nor do I care!

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by JaR

JaR
Thu Jun 02 12:44:30 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc expostulated for all the world
to hear;

>> Probably. Thinking is my primary form of entertainment. It's cheap
>> and
> it's
>> easy.
>
> I concur. Especially entertaining while outside, in the mountains,
> by a gurgling/roaring stream.
>
>> Good quotes, but we're doing neither.
>
> I didn't say you were, I was just saying they are good movie quotes.
> Which they are.
>
>
>
>

Well, you never mentioned:"You can't handle the truth!"

or: "Are ya feelin' lucky, punk?"

or: "Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a d*mn!"

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com Box Office

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Neil

Neil
Thu Jun 02 12:50:43 CDT 2005

did you hear "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo \"The F-Word\"; ?>
<!-- Unorthodox Interpretation -->" <[~_~] {
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the future }> say in
news:Oj$MHX5ZFHA.2984@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> The "I Love Me" Wall.

<Singing>
Wall of me,
why not fake wall of me,
can you see,
that you're no good without me...

Take my tests
I want to fail them.
Take my dumps
I?ll never use them.
Your old tk <sigh>, left me with eyes that cry.
How can I go on, dear, with you...
You took the part that once was my smarts
So why not fake wall of me

</Singing>

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- There is never enough beer, sex, or disk space!

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by JaR

JaR
Thu Jun 02 12:53:09 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil expostulated for all the world to
hear;

> <Singing>
> Wall of me,
> why not fake wall of me,
> can you see,
> that you're no good without me...
>
> Take my tests
> I want to fail them.
> Take my dumps
> I'll never use them.
> Your old tk <sigh>, left me with eyes that cry.
> How can I go on, dear, with you...
> You took the part that once was my smarts
> So why not fake wall of me
>
> </Singing>

Don't quit the day job.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com/critics

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Neil

Neil
Thu Jun 02 12:53:51 CDT 2005

did you hear "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo \"The F-Word\"; ?>
<!-- Unorthodox Interpretation -->" <[~_~] {
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the future }> say in
news:eAWAfT5ZFHA.3364@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> NO ONE IS
> MORE SUCCESSFUL AT FAILURE!
>

I think you are the world's biggest failure too. Someone get Guiness on
the line.

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Multitasking: screw up several things at once

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Neil

Neil
Thu Jun 02 13:19:49 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns96696EBD0B0E8plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Don't quit the day job.

Dear useless putrid employer:
Please take my overpaying, minimum effort, loaded with benefits,
gummint job and shove it up your...

hang on...

(what? he said I should't what?)

never mind...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Any clod can have the facts - having opinions is an art.

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 13:59:58 CDT 2005


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote
>> To be clear: The service isn't purchasing failure. The service is having
>> someone else fail for you. This is for people who already know that they
>> will fail, and would just like to avoid the pain of it.
>
> yeah, I don't really care about the "service". If I know I'm going to
> fail,
> I wont bother. Ya see, I'm just too lazy to go ahead and take the test if
> I
> know I am going to fail. And I'm WAYYYY!!!!! too cheap to pay for someone
> else to fail on my behalf.

Then you failed to purchase the FAIL & BLAME service, and you must accept
the blame, because the failure is yours.

> I just want the sticker to blame someone else
> for my failures. preferably remove teh references to the MCSE tests.
> something like:

> "I FAILED AND I BLAME MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB"

Ah. Once again the service is proven to be a successful concept, people WANT
to blame me and WANT the bumper sticker, yet the implementation seems
flawed, because they won't pay and I can't make delivery on the bumper
sticker. DAMMIT! I FAILED AT FAILURE!

>> I'll work on the bumper sticker.
>
> you get on that, ok?

The offer is for a bumper sticker as part of the service. If you failed to
purchase the service, we'll have to work on different terms, and you'll have
to accept the blame.

Perhaps as a set of terms under which I might find it acceptable to take the
blame for your failure, I'll trade you a custom, authentic "I FAILED AND I
BLAME MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB" bumper sticker for a custom, authentic MCSE.

You might try creating and printing a bumper sticker yourself, however, you
should know that much like the FOX network owns the rights to 'fair and
balanced', I retain the copyright on 'failure and blame', and there could be
fees and litigation if anyone else tries to fail on their own or blame me
without the explicit written consent of the National Failure League. Of
course, you might just print up your own "MCSE" certificate to trade for my
bumper sticker. But then, your "I Love Me" wall would be a sham, and you
would love a lie, having failed to purchase the service, and you would have
only yourself to blame, at which point, I'd sue you.

Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - you failed to click on this link, and I blame
you. this is a violation of my copyright. see you in court.



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 14:02:40 CDT 2005

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:p8OdnWPQxv4x3ALfRVn-oQ@prairiewave.com...
> But will our small-headed
>> friend? You know, I think he might, unless he totally succumbs to
>> apathy and ends up barefoot on a beach somewhere.
>
> I predict Rob will start a commune (read:cult) and live out his life
> preaching to malcontents who couldn't pass an MCP exam. Hell, I might even
> join someday but I'll never drink the Kool Aid.
> --
> aka
> Doom MCNGP #38
> www.mcngp.com knocked up your sister.
> Don't forget to send spam to spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com

A cult of failures who blame me! GREAT! Just what I've always wanted! That
would be an incredible success! DAMMIT!

Microcephalic S. Bob



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by JaR

JaR
Thu Jun 02 14:10:58 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo
"The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated for all
the world to hear;

> DAMMIT! I FAILED AT FAILURE!

Now that is an accomplishment few can say they have even attempted.

Well done!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of Pride.

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by JaR

JaR
Thu Jun 02 14:32:58 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <?
echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated
for all the world to hear;

>
> A cult of failures who blame me! GREAT! Just what I've always wanted!
> That would be an incredible success! DAMMIT!

Will you have free beer?

How 'bout machineguns?

What's your position on UFOs?

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of Enquirers

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Kat

Kat
Thu Jun 02 15:28:34 CDT 2005


> > DAMMIT! I FAILED AT FAILURE!
>
> Now that is an accomplishment few can say they have even attempted.
>
> Well done!
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> MCNGP.com dept of Pride.

But if you fail at failing, did you not suceed?


--
Kat
MCNGP # 29, MCDBA # ? of Millions

What woud you do for a Kit Kat bar?



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Neil

Neil
Thu Jun 02 15:56:49 CDT 2005

did you hear "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo \"The F-Word\"; ?>
<!-- Unorthodox Interpretation -->" <[~_~] {
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first into the future }> say in
news:#p8W2U6ZFHA.3596@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> But then, your "I Love Me" wall would be a sham, and you
> would love a lie, having failed to purchase the service, and you would
> have only yourself to blame, at which point, I'd sue you.
>

your logic is so freakin complex and circular that I can only observe
that you must be both a sucess and a failure. I'm just not sure which
categories you are succeeding in and which you are failing in. I think
you may have successfully failed to succeed as a failure...I think.

Oh well, I'm off to TechEd. after tomorrow and only working half a day
tomorrow. See you in a week or so.

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- The gene pool has no lifeguard.

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by CBIC

CBIC
Thu Jun 02 16:07:54 CDT 2005

> Oh well, I'm off to TechEd. after tomorrow and only working half a day
> tomorrow. See you in a week or so.

Have fun ya B@stard. I'll be sure to enjoy the quiet here for a few days.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
www.mcngp.com knocked up your sister.
Don't forget to send spam to spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com




Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by KeyboardCowboy

KeyboardCowboy
Thu Jun 02 16:19:41 CDT 2005

in-line


> Will you have free beer?

mmm....beeeeer.........

> How 'bout machineguns?

Where do I sing up???

> What's your position on UFOs?

hey, that ain't funny... UFO's are nothin' to joke about. Just last
week... my cousin joe-bob got abducted in the back 40. Was cruzin along on
his four-wheeler and they jumped right out of the corn at him. Said they did
all sorts of experiments on him... you know the kind I'm talkin about. He
ain't been right since. Uncle Squeezer (real name) thinks it was probably
the Anderson boys across the way playin' tricks. Yep, them boys is always
gettin in to messes. Uh... where was I... oh, yeah... UFOs... don't be
messin with them... if youre-a knowin whats good fer ya.

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 18:50:53 CDT 2005

"Kat" <kit-kat bar> wrote
> But if you fail at failing, did you not suceed?

DAMMIT! A guy can't even fail around here...

I can only blame myself.

Hey, that makes me my first customer! I guess I need to get to work on my
bumper sticker.

Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - it's all my fault



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 18:44:19 CDT 2005


"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns96697FA96A9D5plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <?
> echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated
> for all the world to hear;
>
>>
>> A cult of failures who blame me! GREAT! Just what I've always wanted!
>> That would be an incredible success! DAMMIT!
>
> Will you have free beer?

I'll have the members of the cult try to get us free beer.

> How 'bout machineguns?

I'll have the members of the cult try to get us guns.

> What's your position on UFOs?

Unidentified Failure Objects will be the cult's preferred vehicle.


Microcephalic S. Bob



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by JaR

JaR
Thu Jun 02 19:08:37 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo
"The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated for all
the world to hear;

>>>
>>> A cult of failures who blame me! GREAT! Just what I've always wanted!
>>> That would be an incredible success! DAMMIT!
>>
>> Will you have free beer?
>
> I'll have the members of the cult try to get us free beer.
>
>> How 'bout machineguns?
>
> I'll have the members of the cult try to get us guns.
>
>> What's your position on UFOs?
>
> Unidentified Failure Objects will be the cult's preferred vehicle.
>

'Kay. I'm an owner. I think there's an old barn on a couple acres down by
Wenatchee we could use for a commune.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of Fundamentalist Agnostics and Gunnery.

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by JaR

JaR
Thu Jun 02 19:10:48 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <?
echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated
for all the world to hear;

>
> Hey, that makes me my first customer! I guess I need to get to work on
> my bumper sticker.

Don't forget to bill yourself the full amount. No discounts for alter-egos
or family!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of Accounts Recievable.

Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Microcephalic

Microcephalic
Thu Jun 02 20:19:08 CDT 2005

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9669AEC397DAEplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> Don't forget to bill yourself the full amount. No discounts for alter-egos
> or family!

I was going to, and then I realized, the purpose of the service was to fail
the MCSE and blame me for it. Given that this particular failure wasn't
about the MCSE, I guess I failed to live up to my own requirements. HOORAY!

Microcephalic S. Bob



Re: SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! by Kurt

Kurt
Thu Jun 02 23:37:59 CDT 2005


Horsepucky! I passed all of my MCSE exams on the first sitting, as did
others in my community college MCSE prep course. There were no brain dumps
used (at least not in class). This was a full fledged, hands-on lab
environment that taught actual skills (there were some intern-type jobs for
real-world experience, too). Being a displaced appliance repairman of 25
years (I started my MCSE course when I got laid off at 44), I'd say if I can
do it, anyone else willling to put in the effort can.
As for the aftermath? My employer (who hired me almost immediately after I
completed my MCSE) made it very clear that going after and getting the
certifications was a major factor in getting my job. Not an "entry level
help desk" job, but a family wage engineers position (4 years later, I'm the
senior network engineer). The MCSE (along with some other certs - all
acquired in an 18 month period) is majorly responsible for my livelyhood. I
took those tests with the intent to pass. --Sounds like you've chosen the
alternative attitude.

...kurt

"<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first
into the future }> wrote in message
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> Folks, let's face the facts. The Microsoft MCSE tests are probably
> designed so you will fail multiple times. Look at the history we see
> here... They are laden with convenient software crashes, hordes of
> unnecessary paperwork, numbers, and the burden of having to show up just
> so you can fail for Microsoft's financial gain at your expense and your
> suffering.
>
> Of course, pass or fail, your supervisor requires you to take these tests.
> And there's a job later on that might require you to have a four letter
> word like MCSE on your resume. In truth, admit it to yourself if not me,
> the time, the struggle, the effort, the failure, it's not REALLY going to
> help you to get that better job that you actually deserve, because there's
> a big breasted blonde or the Vice Presidents rich nephew who will get it
> in spite of your bosses promises and your obvious qualifications. But
> let's not dwell on that fact. Let's look away from the bait and switch
> maneuvering that comes from dealing with Evil, Incorporated, and the
> sickening bureacratic do nothings that control Corporate America.
>
> Instead, let's look for a SOLUTION.
>
> Now that you know the test could be rigged, you've got to ask yourself,
> how can I spare myself the wasted time and effort, the pain and agony of
> repeated (albeit probably intentional and entirely not my fault) failure,
> the extra days of waiting? How can I spare myself the