Russian PC Support Tech: HEAR ME ROAR

I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came on
25 floppy disks disks.

I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.

I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know what
I'm talking about.

I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.

Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
guy.

catwalker63
Mon Jul 26 23:21:52 CDT 2004

whatever

--
Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional, MCP


"Wilhelm Scjlezieky" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:4b0901c4738b$8a11d790$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came on
> 25 floppy disks disks.
>
> I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
> lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
>
> I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know what
> I'm talking about.
>
> I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
> mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
>
> Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
> can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
> guy.

Rowdy
Mon Jul 26 23:30:50 CDT 2004

"Wilhelm Scjlezieky" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:4b0901c4738b$8a11d790$a501280a@phx.gbl:

> I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came on
> 25 floppy disks disks.
>
> I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
> lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
>
> I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know what
> I'm talking about.
>
> I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
> mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
>
> Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
> can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
> guy.

i remember once when i took a real good dump. it was very relaxing.

--
Rowdy Yates
MCSE 2003, MCSE 2000, MCSA 2003, MCSA 2000, MCP
Security+, Linux+, CISSP
Studying for: RSA/CSE
---
"Certs? No thanks, I prefer Tic Tac's BITCH!"
Web: http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/

catwalker63
Mon Jul 26 23:39:18 CDT 2004

I remember playing Hunt the Wumpus on a TI-994A.

--
Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional, MCP


"Wilhelm Scjlezieky" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:4b0901c4738b$8a11d790$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came on
> 25 floppy disks disks.
>
> I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
> lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
>
> I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know what
> I'm talking about.
>
> I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
> mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
>
> Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
> can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
> guy.

Rowdy
Mon Jul 26 23:47:48 CDT 2004

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
news:e9HouO5cEHA.2384@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> I remember playing Hunt the Wumpus on a TI-994A.
>

i remember playing pong on a spectrum.

--
Rowdy Yates
MCSE 2003, MCSE 2000, MCSA 2003, MCSA 2000, MCP
Security+, Linux+, CISSP
Studying for: RSA/CSE
---
"Certs? No thanks, I prefer Tic Tac's BITCH!"
Web: http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/

catwalker63
Mon Jul 26 23:56:33 CDT 2004

I remember pretending a telemarketer was calling when the school computer
called the house to say I wasn't in school.

--
Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional, MCP


"Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95337DAF22D5rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16...
> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
> news:e9HouO5cEHA.2384@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
> > I remember playing Hunt the Wumpus on a TI-994A.
> >
>
> i remember playing pong on a spectrum.
>
> --
> Rowdy Yates
> MCSE 2003, MCSE 2000, MCSA 2003, MCSA 2000, MCP
> Security+, Linux+, CISSP
> Studying for: RSA/CSE
> ---
> "Certs? No thanks, I prefer Tic Tac's BITCH!"
> Web: http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/

argus
Tue Jul 27 02:57:18 CDT 2004

I remember once in band camp,... when i shoved a flute up
my... hang on that wasent me. I think i saw that in a
movie some time
>-----Original Message-----
>"Wilhelm Scjlezieky"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
>news:4b0901c4738b$8a11d790$a501280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came
on
>> 25 floppy disks disks.
>>
>> I kick ass and you people that are just starting out
are
>> lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
>>
>> I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know
what
>> I'm talking about.
>>
>> I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
>> mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
>>
>> Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man
who
>> can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best
PC
>> guy.
>
>i remember once when i took a real good dump. it was very
relaxing.
>
>--
>Rowdy Yates
>MCSE 2003, MCSE 2000, MCSA 2003, MCSA 2000, MCP
>Security+, Linux+, CISSP
>Studying for: RSA/CSE
>---
>"Certs? No thanks, I prefer Tic Tac's BITCH!"
>Web: http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
>.
>

The
Tue Jul 27 05:11:06 CDT 2004

>Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
>can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
>guy.

yeah, yeah, but do you have any weapons grade plutonium for sale?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Jul 27 05:11:49 CDT 2004

>I remember pretending a telemarketer was calling when the school computer
>called the house to say I wasn't in school.

lol!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Rowdy
Tue Jul 27 07:26:50 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:7gacg0t2a8a34p2t65fmidvf374u6l745i@4ax.com:

> yeah, yeah, but do you have any weapons grade plutonium for sale?

hey, i got some beach front property in wyoming for sale. does that count?

--
Rowdy Yates
MCSE 2003, MCSE 2000, MCSA 2003, MCSA 2000, MCP
Security+, Linux+, CISSP
Studying for: RSA/CSE
---
"Certs? No thanks, I prefer Tic Tac's BITCH!"
Web: http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/

The
Tue Jul 27 07:32:47 CDT 2004

>> yeah, yeah, but do you have any weapons grade plutonium for sale?
>
>hey, i got some beach front property in wyoming for sale. does that count?

maybe. What sort of yield are we talking about here?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

RH
Tue Jul 27 07:50:37 CDT 2004

Hey you Guys and Gals....you're missing an important
point here.... A lot of the trouble with the up and
coming wannabes today is the fact that they don't have
any basic knowledge. You take a newbie with no long term
experience against someone who is just starting out to
certify but grew up in the days of DOS and Win 3.1 and
I'll bet all of you that the Dos person will be a helluva
lot better employee candidate over the newbie. Just my .02
>-----Original Message-----
>I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came
on
>25 floppy disks disks.
>
>I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
>lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
>
>I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know
what
>I'm talking about.
>
>I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
>mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
>
>Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man
who
>can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
>guy.
>.
>

Rowdy
Tue Jul 27 07:51:08 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:upicg09k1nt97davrimo2a1r13ubpv3784@4ax.com:

> maybe. What sort of yield are we talking about here?

lots & lots of cows.

--
Rowdy Yates
---
"Certs? No thanks, I prefer Tic-Tac's."
MCSE 2003, MCSE 2000, MCSA 2003, MCSA 2000, MCP
Security+, Linux+, CISSP
Studying for: RSA/CSE
---
Web: http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/

Neil
Tue Jul 27 07:53:27 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Wilhelm Scjlezieky"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in news:4b0901c4738b
$8a11d790$a501280a@phx.gbl:

> I remember when

When I was a kid I rode crates on a skate
And I ate everything momma put on my plate
Niggaz walked around packin b-b guns
Knock on yo? door and run, just for fun
We went to the sto? and sold bottles fo? a nickel
To feast upon a big bag of cheetos and a pickle
You could get a soda foe less than quarter, and
People used to speak even if they didn?t know ya
We fought in the streets like little black soldiers
Shake hands, and still be friends when it was over
We used to play tag and, hide and go seek, or
Hide and go get it if we had a few freaks, but
Now thangs changed, kids ain?t the same
They bang, and slang, and blow out brains
I wish I could go back but, wishin is for suckers
Life was so simple then

I remember (I remember) ohhhhhhh
When we used to hang
On the porch, drinkin brew
And now they drive-by (bay-bee)
I remember (I remember) ohhhhhhh
When we used to play
Shoot-em-up, up and down
But now they gang-bang (bay-bee)


--
Neil MCNGP #30 (Debug <CRLF> g=C800:5)
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

The
Tue Jul 27 07:57:44 CDT 2004

>Hey you Guys and Gals....you're missing an important
>point here.... A lot of the trouble with the up and
>coming wannabes today is the fact that they don't have
>any basic knowledge. You take a newbie with no long term
>experience against someone who is just starting out to
>certify but grew up in the days of DOS and Win 3.1 and
>I'll bet all of you that the Dos person will be a helluva
>lot better employee candidate over the newbie. Just my .02

yeah, yeah, but what does this have to do with trolls?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

anonymous
Tue Jul 27 08:31:09 CDT 2004

Learn to spell you idiot.
>-----Original Message-----
>I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came
on
>25 floppy disks disks.
>
>I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
>lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
>
>I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know
what
>I'm talking about.
>
>I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
>mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
>
>Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
>can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
>guy.
>.
>

Consultant
Tue Jul 27 08:57:34 CDT 2004

I'm a real Russian hero


"Wilhelm Scjlezieky" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:4b0901c4738b$8a11d790$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came on
> 25 floppy disks disks.
>
> I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
> lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
>
> I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know what
> I'm talking about.
>
> I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
> mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
>
> Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
> can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
> guy.

Consultant
Tue Jul 27 08:59:34 CDT 2004

i remember your mommas sweet ass

"Wilhelm Scjlezieky" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:4b0901c4738b$8a11d790$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came on
> 25 floppy disks disks.
>
> I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
> lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
>
> I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know what
> I'm talking about.
>
> I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
> mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
>
> Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
> can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
> guy.

Jtyc
Tue Jul 27 09:10:32 CDT 2004


Don't you work?

kpg
Tue Jul 27 09:15:32 CDT 2004

I remember whan a portable computer weighed 35lbs.

kp "but it had a 5" CRT" g

JaR
Tue Jul 27 11:30:36 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:

>>Hey you Guys and Gals....you're missing an important
>>point here.... A lot of the trouble with the up and
>>coming wannabes today is the fact that they don't have
>>any basic knowledge. You take a newbie with no long term
>>experience against someone who is just starting out to
>>certify but grew up in the days of DOS and Win 3.1 and
>>I'll bet all of you that the Dos person will be a helluva
>>lot better employee candidate over the newbie. Just my .02
>
>
> yeah, yeah, but what does this have to do with trolls?

>

Yessir, sure been some good fishin' in here lately.

JaR
Warden Thug

The
Tue Jul 27 11:49:26 CDT 2004

>Yessir, sure been some good fishin' in here lately.

sure is, best since '56 I reckon

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Politician
Tue Jul 27 13:08:14 CDT 2004

I miss my Atari 600XL with the BASIC cartridge and the tape drive I bought
for $200.

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601


"Wilhelm Scjlezieky" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:4b0901c4738b$8a11d790$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came on
> 25 floppy disks disks.
>
> I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
> lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
>
> I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know what
> I'm talking about.
>
> I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
> mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
>
> Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
> can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
> guy.

Neil
Tue Jul 27 13:00:13 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> spewed in
news:eS0u9Q#cEHA.1000@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> I remember whan a portable computer weighed 35lbs.
>
> kp "but it had a 5" CRT" g

but no one has cuaght my internym of -g=C800:5

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.