OT: Rollback Romance

http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.htm?cnn=yes

For those of you who just said, "But Ken, isn't this the first sign of the
Apocalypse," yes, yes it is.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

My psychiatrist recommends 10mg of Valium, a shot of Tequila, and
twice-daily viewings of the b00bz0rs forum on www.mcngp.com

kpg
Fri Apr 08 13:50:38 CDT 2005

> http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.htm?cnn=yes
>
> For those of you who just said, "But Ken, isn't this the first sign of the
> Apocalypse," yes, yes it is.
>

This is nothing new. When I was a younger man, it was common knowledge
that the best place to pick up women was at the grocery store.

kp "church was good too" g

Ben
Fri Apr 08 13:55:02 CDT 2005

In article <#B$sbvGPFHA.244@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl>,
ipost@thereforeiam.com says...
> Subject: Re: Rollback Romance
> From: "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com>
> Newsgroups: microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
> > http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.htm?cnn=yes
> >
> > For those of you who just said, "But Ken, isn't this the first sign of the
> > Apocalypse," yes, yes it is.
> >
>
> This is nothing new. When I was a younger man, it was common knowledge
> that the best place to pick up women was at the grocery store.
>

It is also the best place to pick up Tostitos and Nacho Cheese.

Briscobar
Fri Apr 08 13:57:33 CDT 2005

In news:%23B$sbvGPFHA.244@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
kpg <ipost@thereforeiam.com> rambled:
>>
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.htm?cnn=yes
>>
>> For those of you who just said, "But Ken, isn't this the first sign
>> of the Apocalypse," yes, yes it is.
>>
>
> This is nothing new. When I was a younger man, it was common
> knowledge that the best place to pick up women was at the grocery
> store.
>
> kp "church was good too" g

Yessir, but have you ever walked into a Wal-Mart, looked around, and decided
"Whoa, this would be a good place to pick up chicks?" If you have, to quote
Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a redneck. Or desperate. Or a desperate
redneck.

/judging by my local WalFarts

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com is part of a balanced breakfast.

kpg
Fri Apr 08 14:02:58 CDT 2005


> It is also the best place to pick up Tostitos and Nacho Cheese.

and beer...

kpg
Fri Apr 08 14:02:15 CDT 2005


> Yessir, but have you ever walked into a Wal-Mart, looked around, and
> decided
> "Whoa, this would be a good place to pick up chicks?" If you have, to
> quote
> Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a redneck. Or desperate. Or a desperate
> redneck.

Maybe your standards are too high...
or you aren't desperate enough...
either way, it's your problem.

kp "eager beats pretty every time" g

JaR
Fri Apr 08 14:03:49 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.ht
> m?cnn=yes
>
> For those of you who just said, "But Ken, isn't this the first sign of
> the Apocalypse," yes, yes it is.
>

But Ken, isn't this the first sign of the Apo...Oh, okay then.

'Scuse me, I need to go pick up my purple cape from the cleaners.

--
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Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com before they beam us up!

Briscobar
Fri Apr 08 14:08:20 CDT 2005

In news:eJkrU2GPFHA.508@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
kpg <ipost@thereforeiam.com> rambled:
>> It is also the best place to pick up Tostitos and Nacho Cheese.
>
> and beer...

Damn this state! No beer in grocery stores here in Mass. I didn't know that
any place did that, I had never thought about it, when I moved to upstate NY
for college. First week there, me and a couple friends (one from Mass, 2
from Penn.) went to the local Wegman's to stock up on food. Walking down the
aisles, I stumbled across the beer isle. For a split second, I could have
sworn I was dead, and the Coinstar machine out front was actually St. Peter
welcoming me to heaven.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com means "Go to Hell, you dirty frickin' pig" in Swahili.

billLASTINIT
Fri Apr 08 14:21:36 CDT 2005

kpg wrote:
>> Yessir, but have you ever walked into a Wal-Mart, looked around, and
>> decided
>> "Whoa, this would be a good place to pick up chicks?" If you have, to
>> quote
>> Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a redneck. Or desperate. Or a desperate
>> redneck.
>
> Maybe your standards are too high...
> or you aren't desperate enough...
> either way, it's your problem.
>
> kp "eager beats pretty every time" g

Everyone knows that the hottest trailer-trash chicks (or MILFs) are at your
local laundramat.

Neil
Fri Apr 08 15:06:05 CDT 2005

did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
news:#YURwAHPFHA.3356@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Everyone knows that the hottest trailer-trash chicks (or MILFs) are at
> your local laundramat.

how is it that you know this?

PING MRS FRIS!

;)

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- "Drop the gun," said Tom with a disarming smile.

kpg
Fri Apr 08 15:09:59 CDT 2005

>>> It is also the best place to pick up Tostitos and Nacho Cheese.
>>
>> and beer...
>
> Damn this state! No beer in grocery stores here in Mass. I didn't know
> that
> any place did that, I had never thought about it, when I moved to upstate
> NY
> for college. First week there, me and a couple friends (one from Mass, 2
> from Penn.) went to the local Wegman's to stock up on food. Walking down
> the
> aisles, I stumbled across the beer isle. For a split second, I could have
> sworn I was dead, and the Coinstar machine out front was actually St.
> Peter
> welcoming me to heaven.

Well, here in the progressive state of LA we have drive through Daiquiri
shops.

Mike
Mon Apr 11 14:50:09 CDT 2005


"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:u5lSyrGPFHA.1396@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.htm?cnn=yes
>
> For those of you who just said, "But Ken, isn't this the first sign of the
> Apocalypse," yes, yes it is.
>

They've had that at the Dortmund Wally World for a while. It's a societal
Petri dish. I go shopping on Friday nights just for the entertainment
value; that, and the fact that the stores are packed on Saturday because
everything's closed on Sunday.

--
Mike T.
MCNGP #XLI

Briscobar
Mon Apr 11 14:57:39 CDT 2005

In news:eNmPi%23sPFHA.3716@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl,
Mike T. <root@127.0.0.1> rambled:
> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:u5lSyrGPFHA.1396@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>>
http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.htm?cnn=yes
>>
>> For those of you who just said, "But Ken, isn't this the first sign
>> of the Apocalypse," yes, yes it is.
>>
>
> They've had that at the Dortmund Wally World for a while. It's a
> societal Petri dish. I go shopping on Friday nights just for the
> entertainment value; that, and the fact that the stores are packed on
> Saturday because everything's closed on Sunday.

Just remember to watch from a safe distance, or you'll get your fingers
bitten off by a lonely 40-something single mother[1].









[1] No offense to lonely 40-something single mothers. I applaud your
single-parent-ness. But it's the stereotype that's funny, right or wrong.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com's milkshake is better than yours.

kpg
Mon Apr 11 15:12:24 CDT 2005

kpg: Aha! There you are!

Ken: Wah?

Kpg: Come 'ere - you're not going anywhere...

Ken: What, what'd I do?

kpg: You know what you did!

Ken: What's that? What you gonna do with that?

kpg: This? - Oh, this is a stick that balstingfonda
took away from some luser, I don't know how it got
all bloody...

Ken: You keep away from me with that thing!

kpg: Or what?

Ken: Or I'll, um, I'll, <just then ken pulls something
out of his back pocket - revealing the location of the
long lost pliers>

kpg: Whoa! Hold on a minute there little buddy -
No need to get carried away

<As he speaks, kpg drops to one knee and starts a quick
upward swing towards Ken's, well, you know, and at the
same time Ken thrusts forward with the jaws of the pliers
in the ready position>

<to be continued...>

Briscobar
Mon Apr 11 15:26:59 CDT 2005

In news:OCoh%23KtPFHA.688@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
kpg <ipost@thereforeiam.com> rambled:
> kpg: Aha! There you are!
>
> Ken: Wah?
>
> Kpg: Come 'ere - you're not going anywhere...
>
> Ken: What, what'd I do?
>
> kpg: You know what you did!
>
> Ken: What's that? What you gonna do with that?
>
> kpg: This? - Oh, this is a stick that balstingfonda
> took away from some luser, I don't know how it got
> all bloody...
>
> Ken: You keep away from me with that thing!
>
> kpg: Or what?
>
> Ken: Or I'll, um, I'll, <just then ken pulls something
> out of his back pocket - revealing the location of the
> long lost pliers>
>
> kpg: Whoa! Hold on a minute there little buddy -
> No need to get carried away
>
> <As he speaks, kpg drops to one knee and starts a quick
> upward swing towards Ken's, well, you know, and at the
> same time Ken thrusts forward with the jaws of the pliers
> in the ready position>
>
> <to be continued...>

I maintain that I have never made use of the Official MCNGP Pliers, for
everytime I need them, they are "lost". If "lost" means "casually tossed on
the backseat of Neil's car", then yeah, they're "lost". But I do not have
them. These are not the pliers you're looking for....


...but please continue this piece of Fan Fiction, will ya? It's getting to
the interesting part...and I'm picturing buzzards again, why is that????

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com = t3h h0tn3ss

Keyboard
Mon Apr 11 15:30:44 CDT 2005


>-----Original Message-----
>kpg: Aha! There you are!
>
>Ken: Wah?
>
>Kpg: Come 'ere - you're not going anywhere...
>
>Ken: What, what'd I do?
>
>kpg: You know what you did!
>
>Ken: What's that? What you gonna do with that?
>
>kpg: This? - Oh, this is a stick that balstingfonda
>took away from some luser, I don't know how it got
>all bloody...
>
>Ken: You keep away from me with that thing!
>
>kpg: Or what?
>
>Ken: Or I'll, um, I'll, <just then ken pulls something
>out of his back pocket - revealing the location of the
>long lost pliers>
>
>kpg: Whoa! Hold on a minute there little buddy -
>No need to get carried away
>
><As he speaks, kpg drops to one knee and starts a quick
>upward swing towards Ken's, well, you know, and at the
>same time Ken thrusts forward with the jaws of the pliers
>in the ready position>
>
> <to be continued...>
>
>.




Damn end of season cliffhangers!

kpg
Mon Apr 11 16:00:43 CDT 2005

> ...but please continue this piece of Fan Fiction, will ya? It's getting to
> the interesting part...and I'm picturing buzzards again, why is that????

No. I'm not in the mood anymore...

Briscobar
Mon Apr 11 16:11:41 CDT 2005

In news:OI1N%23ltPFHA.1236@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl,
kpg <ipost@thereforeiam.com> rambled:
>> ...but please continue this piece of Fan Fiction, will ya? It's
>> getting to the interesting part...and I'm picturing buzzards again,
>> why is that????
>
> No. I'm not in the mood anymore...

Yer a fickle fella, arencha?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Yo, n00b! Go to www.mcngp.com!

kpg
Mon Apr 11 16:17:15 CDT 2005

I have a short attention...um...

JaR
Mon Apr 11 16:25:17 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> same time Ken thrusts forward with the jaws of the pliers
> in the ready position>

...which, upon closer inspection, turn out *not* to be the MCNGP Craftsman®
pliers, but instead a brand-new Baby Burdizzo!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and watch the plot develop!

catwalker63
Mon Apr 11 20:50:24 CDT 2005

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> prattled ceaslessly in news:#
7fONvtPFHA.2348@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> I have a short attention...um...
>


Oh look at the pretty birdy, I want pancakes!

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain

catwalker63
Mon Apr 11 20:51:39 CDT 2005

JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns963592B46153plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> same time Ken thrusts forward with the jaws of the pliers
>> in the ready position>
>
> ...which, upon closer inspection, turn out *not* to be the MCNGP
> Craftsman® pliers, but instead a brand-new Baby Burdizzo!
>

Since we all know JaR has the pliers even though he keeps blaming Neil
for losing them.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain

Neil
Tue Apr 12 07:46:16 CDT 2005

did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
news:Xns9635BFDCFEA91catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

>
> Since we all know JaR has the pliers even though he keeps blaming Neil
> for losing them.

It's cause it was my birthday that I have your support isn't it...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Don't worry, the ground ahead is solid.

Briscobar
Tue Apr 12 08:16:38 CDT 2005

In news:Xns963659395CD87neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> It's cause it was my birthday that I have your support isn't it...

Dude it's not your birthday today, so don't expect anyone to be nice to you.

BTW, you share a birthday with Jason Varitek and Trot Nixon.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Be the lucky 12th customer to visit www.mcngp.com, and you can win a
bucket of salted slugs!

billLASTINIT
Tue Apr 12 08:20:23 CDT 2005

Neil wrote:
> did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
> news:Xns9635BFDCFEA91catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>
>>
>> Since we all know JaR has the pliers even though he keeps blaming
>> Neil for losing them.
>
> It's cause it was my birthday that I have your support isn't it...

Happy Unbirthday!

Neil
Tue Apr 12 09:46:12 CDT 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:OTUdDH2PFHA.2736@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> BTW, you share a birthday with Jason Varitek and Trot Nixon.

about the only notables on wikipedia...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Black holes were created when God divided by zero.

billLASTINIT
Tue Apr 12 10:08:25 CDT 2005

Neil wrote:
> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
> news:OTUdDH2PFHA.2736@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> BTW, you share a birthday with Jason Varitek and Trot Nixon.
>
> about the only notables on wikipedia...

I share one with Jon Voigt, Ted Danson, Mary Tyler Moore, and Andrew
Johnson.

JaR
Tue Apr 12 10:09:40 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
> news:Xns9635BFDCFEA91catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>
>>
>> Since we all know JaR has the pliers even though he keeps blaming Neil
>> for losing them.
>
> It's cause it was my birthday that I have your support isn't it...
>

See; even Neil knows better!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and keep the story straight!

catwalker63
Tue Apr 12 10:22:16 CDT 2005

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:OyXF7F3PFHA.3076@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Neil wrote:
>> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
>> news:OTUdDH2PFHA.2736@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> BTW, you share a birthday with Jason Varitek and Trot Nixon.
>>
>> about the only notables on wikipedia...
>
> I share one with Jon Voigt, Ted Danson, Mary Tyler Moore, and Andrew
> Johnson.
>
>

I was born the same day The Monkees debuted on television.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain

catwalker63
Tue Apr 12 10:22:56 CDT 2005

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns963659395CD87neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
> news:Xns9635BFDCFEA91catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>
>>
>> Since we all know JaR has the pliers even though he keeps blaming Neil
>> for losing them.
>
> It's cause it was my birthday that I have your support isn't it...
>

You're my business manager. I have to stand by you.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain

JaR
Tue Apr 12 10:30:58 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, catwalker63 climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> I was born the same day The Monkees debuted on television.

*sob*

I watched that show!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and pour the geritol!

billLASTINIT
Tue Apr 12 10:40:45 CDT 2005

JaR wrote:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, catwalker63 climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> I was born the same day The Monkees debuted on television.
>
> *sob*
>
> I watched that show!

Here we come
Walkin' down the street.
We get the funniest flames from
Every lamer we meet!

Hey, hey! We're the MCNGP'ers!
People say we're mean all around.
But we're too busy flamin'
To a$$fsckers that are found.

We're just tryin' to be friendly!
Won't y'all come on and play?
We're the new generation
And we've got something to say...

--
Fris "The Fifth Monkee" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

catwalker63
Tue Apr 12 10:55:22 CDT 2005

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> prattled ceaslessly in news:
#CUs$X3PFHA.3596@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> JaR wrote:
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, catwalker63 climbed on a soapbox &
>> opined:
>>
>>> I was born the same day The Monkees debuted on television.
>>
>> *sob*
>>
>> I watched that show!
>
> Here we come
> Walkin' down the street.
> We get the funniest flames from
> Every lamer we meet!
>
> Hey, hey! We're the MCNGP'ers!
> People say we're mean all around.
> But we're too busy flamin'
> To a$$fsckers that are found.
>
> We're just tryin' to be friendly!
> Won't y'all come on and play?
> We're the new generation
> And we've got something to say...
>

Come, leave yesterday behind
And take a giant step outside your mind

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain

Neil
Tue Apr 12 12:45:04 CDT 2005

did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
news:OyXF7F3PFHA.3076@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Neil wrote:
>> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
>> news:OTUdDH2PFHA.2736@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> BTW, you share a birthday with Jason Varitek and Trot Nixon.
>>
>> about the only notables on wikipedia...
>
> I share one with Jon Voigt, Ted Danson, Mary Tyler Moore, and Andrew
> Johnson.
>

let the wiki addictions begin...

--
Neil "This date in history" MCNGP#30

- Most men soon realize that vacations are disguised shopping sprees.

Briscobar
Tue Apr 12 13:20:13 CDT 2005

In news:OyXF7F3PFHA.3076@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> rambled:
> Neil wrote:
>> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
>> news:OTUdDH2PFHA.2736@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> BTW, you share a birthday with Jason Varitek and Trot Nixon.
>>
>> about the only notables on wikipedia...
>
> I share one with Jon Voigt, Ted Danson, Mary Tyler Moore, and Andrew
> Johnson.

My birthday is celebrated by none other than the Diceman himself, Andrew
Dice Clay. I'm so frickin honored.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

If you don't hightail it over to www.mcngp.com, your job will be
outsourced.

CBIC
Tue Apr 12 13:40:20 CDT 2005

Frisbee® wrote:
> Neil wrote:
>> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
>> news:OTUdDH2PFHA.2736@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> BTW, you share a birthday with Jason Varitek and Trot Nixon.
>>
>> about the only notables on wikipedia...
>
> I share one with Jon Voigt, Ted Danson, Mary Tyler Moore, and Andrew
> Johnson.


Mine's same day as Billy Graham, Joni Mitchell, Christopher Knight (Peter
Brady) and Dana Plato. Last but not least is Kamaal Hassan who is said to be
the Hindi Charlton Hesston.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
How in the hell did you get access to a computer?
Please do not be to sending email to spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com
I am to be thanking you muchly.

kpg
Tue Apr 12 13:45:06 CDT 2005

I got you all beat!

My BD is the same as...The King.

kp "you ain't nothing but a hound dog" g

billLASTINIT
Tue Apr 12 13:53:47 CDT 2005

Briscobar wrote:
> In news:OyXF7F3PFHA.3076@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
> Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> rambled:
>> Neil wrote:
>>> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
>>> news:OTUdDH2PFHA.2736@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>>
>>>> BTW, you share a birthday with Jason Varitek and Trot Nixon.
>>>
>>> about the only notables on wikipedia...
>>
>> I share one with Jon Voigt, Ted Danson, Mary Tyler Moore, and Andrew
>> Johnson.
>
> My birthday is celebrated by none other than the Diceman himself,
> Andrew Dice Clay. I'm so frickin honored.

I miss his act. The Adventures of Ford Fairlane rocked.

My first wife had pretty much no sense of humor at all, and was also on the
prudish side, but for some strange reason liked his humor. I never could
figure that one out. I mean I liked it too, but it made me second-guess
myself.

So... are you like Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?

Why do they always look up at you when they're scukin' your dcik? Don't
look at me! Scuk my dcik!

billLASTINIT
Tue Apr 12 13:54:24 CDT 2005

kpg wrote:
> I got you all beat!
>
> My BD is the same as...The King.
>
> kp "you ain't nothing but a hound dog" g

That might explain why you say "thangyaveruhmush" a lot.

Neil
Tue Apr 12 14:25:07 CDT 2005

did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in news:u6QK1#4PFHA.2748
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> My BD is the same as...The King.

Edward, Charles or George?

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- If it's burning, it's most likely a hardware problem.

Neil
Tue Apr 12 14:26:13 CDT 2005

did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
news:ezCw2D5PFHA.3196@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> So... are you like Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?

WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!! (friggin channel 2 issues....)

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

kpg
Tue Apr 12 15:15:16 CDT 2005

>> My BD is the same as...The King.
>
> Edward, Charles or George?
>

Yes.

Neil
Tue Apr 12 15:46:11 CDT 2005

did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in news:eJafMx5PFHA.1176
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>>> My BD is the same as...The King.
>>
>> Edward, Charles or George?
>>
>
> Yes.
>
>

he's only a Prince...

--
Neil "The royalty formerly known as Chuck" MCNGP#30

- PC compatibles aren't.