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    - OT: FEMA I'm off to meet with FEMA. Their sending out someone to look at my house. I need to get there early and throw on a dirty ripped t-shirt and spread some roof shingles on the lawn. In preperation for the meeeting I haven't shaved in three days. If my kids are back from school I'll smear some dirt on their face and trot them out too. kpg Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172593
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    - OT: playing with Vista So I am kicking the tires in Vista today (build 5219) and thought I would try OE. cool, now all I have to do is find the new stuff. I love reading the help files in betas: What's new in Windows Type subtitle here [This documentation is preliminary and subject to change.] Type brief lead-in paragraph here ;) Neil MCNGP#30 Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172589
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    - OT: plan a party http://www.hurricanegame.org/hg/index.asp Save your 14.95, I'll make up the cups myself. kp "content unavailable" g Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172586
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    - OT: League Table 09/21/2005 Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness of their replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest. Please note that the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their signature. 16777216 Microcephalic S. Bob 789.6 Ben Smith 486.7 Catwalker63 695.4 The Rev [MCT] 785.8 Wayne McGlinn 653.5 Neil 400.1 Mike T 661.0 Kline Sphere 332.5 CBIC 251.5 JaR 315.3 Frisbee® 892.5 Kendal Emery 614.4 T-Bone 849.7 Briscobar 229.5 Consultant 123.2 Lnkwizard 161.3 Keyboard Cowboy 447.6 Rowdy Yates 0^42 Simpson http://www.mcngp.com/ - kicking @$$ and taking names Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172570
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    - Taking MCSE 70-290 Exam Dear All, I have taken the 70-290 exam once and failed. I used MS Press to study, downloaded brain dumps from transcender and used the test exams on the media that comes with the MS book. Please can someone provide me with some advice about what to study? Thank you in advance :) Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172562
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    - Scsi Hi We have DL 580 G2 Series from HP, the array is 5i smart array controller. the server having problem we have to move the HDD to another Server, but the Scsi is 6400 smart controller. is there anyway to change the settings, when i put the HDD to new server just keep on restarting and getting blue screen (i couldnt even read the error message). Thanx Gopi Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172561
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    - ping CATWALKER (oh crap Ben wont like this) Hey CW; SWMBO and I will in your area tomorrow. Want to get together for a face to face? -- JaR LakaBux Computer Services Remove hat to reply *This Space for Rent* Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172554
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    - not dead Just wanted to say... I'm not dead! -- kp "they killed kenny" g MCNGP 0x22 www.MCNGP.com Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172537
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    - MCD ID? Hi, I have passed my 70-270 exam on July, 29. My MCP ID is pending. Why I don't receive the personal ID and the MCP Certificate? Thanks. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172536
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    - OT: Static Electricity Glad this guy was not working on a server: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=63100 Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172531
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    - TESTKINGS!! HUGE! COLLECTION 349 PDF'S (700MB) ON CDROM 12.95 PPD. TESTKINGS! TESTKINGS! TESTKINGS! TESTKINGS! TESTKINGS! TESTKINGS! WANNA PASS THAT TEST? DONT MESS AROUND WITH OTHER MATERIALS, GET THE *REAL* QUESTIONS AND MUCH MORE. PASS THE TEST THE FIRST TIME AND DONT GO BROKE GETTING THERE. YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAL. YOU GET 349 TESTKING PDF'S, Q&As, CISCO, ORACLE, MCSE, CCNA, AND MANY MORE. THIS IS THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME. DONT WASTE BIG BUCKS ON THE OTHER SOURCES, GET THEM ALL HERE FOR 12.95 AND YOU GET FREE PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING AND DELIVERY CONFIRMATION. ONLY 15 CDS IN STOCK, HURRY WHILE THEY LAST. THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOUR TESTKING CDROM IS ON EBAY AND YOU MUST USE PAYPAL --- BUY-IT-NOW ON EBAY: GO SEE A LIST OF THE PDFS THAT YOU GET: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5810643196 (I AM A REPUTABLE SELLER AND HAVE OVER 110+ POSITIVE FEEDBACKS) Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172514
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    - OT: Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine Nine years with the missus, today. We celebrated by going to Sonic and using a buy-one-get-one coupon for their new steak-egg-and-cheese breakfast burritos. I splurged and got her a Sonic Sunrise to drink, too. I'm such a romantic. Sorry ladies, I'm taken. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172502
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    - OT: League Table 09/20/2005 It's been established that the present management of the League Table is corrupt and fallable. At present, the point structure of the table is arbitrarily assigned at will by the previous owner, whose name we will never speak again. This is of course unilateral and biased and completely without fairness and normalcy. So, logically, we must remove the tyrannical and unilateral previous owner of the League Table, and select an all new tyrannical and unilateral owner of the League Table. And, I've decided, this is going to be me, Microcephalic S. Bob. Additionally, when posting the League Table, I will assume the moniker of the previous owner. With that in mind, and at the risk of restating what I've just said, and at the risk of restating what I've just said, the present management of the League Table is corrupt, and I've decided to take over the League Table, the present management of the League Table is corrupt, and I've decided to take over the League Table. It is now mine. I'm not going to argue with you about this, it's mine and you can't stop me, so there. My decision is final. Now, my first act as the new owner of the League Table is simple, make a correction to the focus of the table. The present value structure of the table is completely inverted. Points should be awarded for the posts that are most useless, not the most useful. The conversational and free thinking nature of this group is what will keep those intelligent enough to offer help coming back. In the event this group became a strictly moderated NetCop fantasy, those of us who are here to help would likely leave quickly. Additionally, the League Table should not be a weekly exercise, it should be daily, because I decided, and this new daily update will make it easier to tabulate the falsified results. Further, my League Table will be technically superior to the previous owners, and will feature a chart of performance on a weekly basis. Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness of their replies up to the day 09/20/2005. As always the league is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the highest. Please note that the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their signature, and that I am too elite to sort it. 16777216.0 Microcephalic S. Bob 117.5 Ben Smith 35.5 Catwalker63 115.0 The Rev [MCT] 243.0 Wayne McGlinn 283.0 Neil 792.0 Mike T 591.5 Kline Sphere 91.2 CBIC 191.1 JaR 286.42 Frisbee® 191.0 Kendal Emery 176.0 T-Bone 53.09 Briscobar 102.7 Consultant 93.1 Lnkwizard 105.1 Keyboard Cowboy 103.5 Rowdy Yates Microcephalic S. Bob MCNGP #46 MCNGP.COM IFYPFY Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172497
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    - OT Monday Fun Repost Enjoy! http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1607983/ SFW C Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172487
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    - OT: League Table 09/17/2005 Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the usefulness of their replies up to the week ending 09/17/2005. As always the league is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the highest. Please note that the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too embarrassed to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their signature. 7.5 Ben Smith 5.5 Catwalker63 5.0 The Rev [MCT] 3.0 Wayne McGlinn 3.0 Neil 2.0 Mike T 1.5 Kline Sphere 1.0 CBIC 1.0 JaR 1.0 Frisbee® 1.0 Kendal Emery 1.0 T-Bone 0.5 Briscobar 0.5 Consultant 0.0 Lnkwizard 0.0 Keyboard Cowboy 0.0 Rowdy Yates -0.5 Microcephalic S. Bob Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172455
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    - OT Monday Fun Enjoy! http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1607983/ SFW C Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172448
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    - Employment Opportunites The Venus Group is a specialist Search Consultancy operating solely within Telecommunications Research and Development. We have now been operating in this industry for 13 years, and over that time we have acquired a wealth of expertise and knowledge. The approach we take is very different to that of an ordinary recruitment agency, operating a more realistic consultancy service with both the candidate and the client. At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one year's experience handling technical support enquiries, who may be looking for employement within Surrey. Please forward your CV to the address below if you would like to find out more information about, be submitted for our current vacancy; or if you would like to register your CV for any future vacancies which arise. Regards, -- Nathan White The Venus Group Direct Line: (01242) 220012 nathan@thevenusgroup.com Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172444
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    - OT Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! Avast mateys, tis that time of year again! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ C Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172440
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    - 70-290 Hi Everyone Just started Microsoft Cert. and passed 70-270. Am planning on taking the 70-290 next (maybe during 1st or 2nd week of Oct). Can anyone point me to some resources or clues on how to go along for this one. Specially the simulations.... Thanks JmC Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172423
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    - I RECEIVED THIS MAIL: I RECEIVED THIS MAIL: YOU WANT KNOWLEDGE AS WELL AS END ONLY 4,- EUR >> OVER 400,000 EURS BECOMING? With your PC, of at home from, with 30 minutes and ONLY 4,- Euro? >THEN HARVEST NOW EXPANSE< The idea behind it is conceivably simple: Everything what you need only do, is to be passed along this letter. It is no fairy tale; it is not illegally - it functions really!! After that you have not the slightest work therewith. A large economy-newspaper became also on this program attentive and came after careful test to the result that this program is a simple and above ALL LEGAL type to earn money. Other this program so would be chosen otherwise no longer. Equal whether you are housewife, working that which is sought, employee , more independent, amateur or pro, here each has the same chance! You need no previous knowledge, have a free time arrangement and go no obligations at all on. You can operate this program also as a next to-salary. Above all however nimm this program seriously. SHORTLY TO ME: I am named Markus Rehn, and this program middle had received February 2005 per mail. At present I was unemployed. My former business had streamlined and must me I with opportunity-job through fight. No good exit situation therefore for me. I was sceptical because I not first was able to grasp it, how that should be possible, with ONLY simple 4,- Euro to earn 400,000 Euros. That occurred me incredibly. But what I then had to lose except 4,- Euro. Moreover my guilt heaped itself in the bank. My Dispo - credit was covered already previously, ask must so that I at my family and friends for money (no good feeling if one has guilt. I can guarantee that each, was that not in such a situation). After short considering however I began can buy myself to laugh, what I already for 4,- Euro magnificent. Other networks - hundreds of Euro demanded business start-capital. And what is if this program is the "famous straw", with which I come again on the legs? Do I have this mail - received letter through chance? If the program really klappt , can construct me I a characteristic business, a "home-business". And if I would not try it, I not also will know it. Therefore I "invested " 4,- Euro. I WAS SHOCKED, WHEN I LOOK ON MY PAYPAL-ACCOUNT!! If I think today after almost 3 months back, my "investment" of 4 calculated itself,- EUR (I must in the thought again smile), MORE than. I paid my guilt at the bank, family and friends. I recovered comes until now (the end of April 2005) over 81.372,- EUR on my Paypal-account and it more and more in addition. THE ONLY WHAT I AM YOU NOW RATE, TAKE THIS PROGRAM SERIOUSLY. I get that grey if I think, that I would have "almost" deleted these mails. ******************************************************************************************* An example, how much you can earn through this program at money, you see below if ONLY 10 persons participate in this program. This program needs only 4,- Euro "start - capital" by what means it is also very lucrative and successful. FOR ME, IT IS NOW EVEN THE MOST FAVORABLE WAY TO THE INDEPENDENCE. An example if ONLY 10 persons participate in this program: 5Th plain - your 10 participants 4Th plain - its 100 participants 3Rd plain - its 1,000 participants 2Nd plain - its 10,000 participants 1St plain - its 100,000 participants You reached the 1te plain, that is, you erhälst now 400,000 Euros. Here, you are now out of the game with 100,000 xs 4,- Euro on your account >>400,000 Euros!! Would ask you now once yourself: - Which goals do you have? Wealth, prosperity, car , world trip, financial security and freedom? >>YOU CAN IT REACHING WITH YOUR PROGRAMS - PARTICIPATION. Do - you think also that it more than 10 persons gives , that for that gladly 4,- Euro remaining have in order to make from that a fortune? Do - you believe also that it many people gives, who want to earn gladly money, moreover on a very simple , effective and LEGAL type? You participated first once in this system, you will have, above all already , see fills so much joke if you like itself your account with money. YOU HAVE STRAIGHT LINE THE BEST COMBINATION OF INTERNET + NETWORK-MARKETING BEFORE YOU. Approach this program so many people let you how can and want. The more, the more salary you. The example above stands for ONLY 10 participants. Participate...place you now before, how much money you salary , if 100 people has (it with you also gekribbelt in the thought?) And that with this so simple and for each principle... of intelligible HERE IS NEED WHAT YOU SIMPLY TO DOING FOR THAT ... What we require now, is a fast possibility to transfer money. We need an "internet bank". The solution is PayPal. PayPal is a subsidiary of Ebay and offers the certain transfer Of money into 56 countries simply per e-mail address. 1. a PREMIUMS-ACCOUNT cost-free BASIS Opens in PayPal in order to be able to receive also credit-cards-payments. https://www.paypal.com 2. would Send at the e-mail address 1st standing at position per PayPal 4,- Euro. ( in -use-purpose- please indicate:" WOULD SET ME FAVOR ON YOUR MAIL-LIST") Now you establish just a service. THIS IS 1000% industrial trade union LEGAL! You request a legitimate service and pay for that! If you send your payment of 4,- Euro to the first address in the list , tu it with a large large smile on your face, because, "like you seeing , harvest you!" Here the present list: Position 1. geldkonzept@gmx.net Position 2. bookmoney24@yahoo.de Position 3. homework@azillo.net Position 4. kingjob24@yahoo.de Position 5. ecashmail@yahoo.de 3. would Copy this letter, would open your letter program and would join the letter there on. The mail-address deletes now behind position 1. The mail-address moves now behind position 2nd towards the top to 1. The mail-address moves now behind position 3rd towards the top to 2. The mail-address moves now behind position 4. Towards the top to 3. The mail-address moves now behind position 5. Towards the top to 4. Position 5th is now empty - would write here your mail-address a (the same like in PayPal) It is worthwhile to indicate a mail-address from 50 megabytes storages if you work rarely at the PC. You erhälst the payments per mail. Very simply, or? Through the sending of this mail - letter and the payment over E-MAIL the answer time is. EXTREMELY quickly. TRANSITION-INTERNET ELECTRONIC! Therefore it lasts inundated becomes only some days for those 4,- Euro payments until your PayPal account therewith! A WORD OF THE WARNING: Stops you exactly at this instructions!! - This system only so can bring also the desired success. Was honestly at the same time. This program is based upon the honesty and courtesy of the participants. All other lets lose you only a quantity of money and the confidence at this system. Would keep in mind, the persons before you in the list earned it to stand at the position. These persons also first enabled it you to participate in this program. Let do not mislead you your E-MAILS address at position 1 thereto join to acquire around quickly money! It does not function so! If you that reach do you ONLY the people whom you send directly the E-MAILS to and then becomes your address immediately of the place the no. 1 removes and reach you the cable envoys not! But, if you add no. 5 to your name of the position, it yields receive and send literally 10 thousands of people that your E-MAILS. At this time your name is at Positon no. 1!! It is goal that each participant wins. A breach in the system damages only that self. " LIKE YOU SEEING, HARVEST YOU"... and to the end yet... Would store your updated mail -letter now off. Would send it per E-MAIL or would construct it into your Web-side on. Endure this letter Free classified ads, cost-free Paid-mail-services in the network, ect. confessed. Little hint: Would copy this text / this side and would send at 40 people. The number 40 in the head would retain is easily reach can, 40 a good number of people that one in the internet. THAT WAS ALL! The complete process should last approximately 30 minutes. WAS PREPARED, WAS EXCITED .... IT FUNCTIONS!! Much joke and success. You will think later also with joy in this day , at which you received this mail - letter. The first day of the remainder of your life. I do it already. ALSO YOU START NOW AND MAKE THE FIRST STEPS TO THE FINANCIAL SECURITY AND FREEDOM. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172394
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    - Weekend DC rebuild Well this weekend I get to destroy (format) and rebuild our domain controller/print server. Who thinks I will f*** it up? I suppose the more I mess up, the longer it will take to rebuild, the longer it takes the more overtime pay I get....hmmmmmm Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172371
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    - Exam Credit Hi My name is sreeni .Just a general question. If i write write the windows xp Pro exam (70-271) for the MCDST certification, Can i get credits for the windows xp pro paper in the MCSE curriculum Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172358
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    - The penis is way too delicate for masturbation . Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172296
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    - OT: Thursday Lusers This one just happened, not 2 minutes ago... We have a little issue with printing PO forms when the vendor has a NULL value for AddressLine2 in the Vendor Address table. So, when a new vendor is entered, every AddressLine must be "touched". That is, a blank space, or even just hitting enter through the lines solves the problem. So, our resident d00fus, who's across the hall from me, prints a PO on the printer in my office, to have my boss proof it before it gets issued. Fine. But it prints blank. Now, she's been printing POs for years, and we've had this problem for almost 3 years now with our current system. But still, every time a new vendor is entered, we go through this. "Corinne, the PO is blank. Did you update the vendor's address?" "Uh..." "Go to the Vendor." "Uh." "The Vendor. Open up the vendor." "You mean the Purchase Order?" "No. The vendor itself. Click on A/P, then Maintain Vendors. Then enter in the vendor number." "So, the Vendor Address?" "Yes!" "It won't let me change the address." ...I get up to look at it... "No, that's still the Purchase Order screen. You didn't go into the vendor screen. Do that now." "Uh." ....I grab the mouse.... "There, see that? Click here to get to Accounts Payable. Then click Maintain Vendor. Now, what's the Vendor number?" "0000014534." "What? That's the PO number, isn't it?" "Yeah." "No, what is the Vendor number. The people we're buying the books from....who are they?" "Oh, oh. 2134." "Alright, now type that number in there. Then go to the address portion of the screen. And...wait, you've been doing this for years now, how come you don't know how to do this?" "I've never done this before." ...so I finish showing her how to do it, and I go back to my (our) boss and ask her why she doesn't know how to do this. And my boss tells me that she's gone through the same thing with Corinne at least 5 times, but she keeps forgetting to do it because she doesn't have to do it every single day! This lady has no idea what she does, she just does her job by rote. Muscle memory, nothing more. She has no idea what effect she has on the company, what her role is, or what her job means, as far as the company is concerned. She just enters items, scans book covers, and enters POs. Doesn't know, and doesn't care, what that actually *means*. So she doesn't bother to, or simply can't, remember a couple simple steps that she's been shown at least 6 times now. 6. Times. To click the mouse, oh, 5 times, tops. I don't have much experience in offices - this is the only office job I've held - but I can't imagine any other place having the density of lusers that this place has. And by that, I mean that the lusers are both dense and densely packed. FURRFU! Glad tomorrow's Friday... -- KB MCNGP #26 nerd32768 needs your business. Visit www.mcngp.com today. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172276
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    - OT: Thursday Thud I signed up my home for BellSouth DSL today via the intarweb. During the process I had some concerns about several of the options, and noticed there was an option for a "live, on-line chat with a technical specialist!" So... I clicked it. One of my questions, since it did not appear anywhere on the web pages was: "Will I have access to USENET with this service?" His reply: "Yes, you can have up to eight e-mail accounts. <long diatribe about e-mail accounts>" So, I state: "I'm talking about NNTP." <very long pause> "Yes." -- Fris "Well, okay then" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172272
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    - Exam 70-270 Any suggestions for self study for a new techie? All suggestions are appreciated. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172264
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    - MaxProfileSize Hi there, How can you change the MaxProfileSize from 30MB into 100MB in windows 2003 DC. Thanks in Advance Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172190
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    - 70-293/294 Sims? Hi All, Having just passed 70-291 I have now begun to study for 293 and 294. At present these exams do not have sim questions. To ensure that I dont get any nasty surprises and to help my study, does anyone know when sims will be implemented into these exams? Thanks in advance Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172180
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    - Thanks for the entertainment for all these years Some of you may or may not know, but I am starting a new job in two weeks and won't be able to 'goof off' and read the newsgroups on the job for a while. I've had fun reading this group over the years...always entertaining.....helped me get through the day so many times...nothing better than a 3pm cup o coffee and scanning this newsgroup to catch up on all the flames that happened throughout the day...one of lifes simple pleasures for sure. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172175
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    - Passed 70-290 I passed 70-290 today. I will now pause whilst you all offer up the necessary oblations and obeiscence... It was a pretty tough test but then again I am a developer by trade and most of my interactions with Server 2003 have revolved around getting my software to run properly on the said platform. I also have a 2003 domain at home. So what did I use to prepare? Behold the list: 1. The 70-290 book from Syngress (ISBN: 1932266607) 2. Practice questions from MeasureUp (www.measureup.com) 3. Practicing a lot on my home domain The book was nice. It was lacking in the areas of SUS and GPOs. You need to read a white paper or two on SUS. I also highly recommend going through each of the policies that can be set in a GPO. The practice questions helped point out a few areas I needed to study a little better. The most essential tool though was the home network. You have to have hands on experience with the areas being tested (e.g. ADUC, NTFS and Share permissions, ntbackup, terminal services, SUS etc.). Death from Above MCSD (.NET) MCDBA (2000) Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172170
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    - MCSE Windows 2000 - Will it be phased out? Hi all, I would like to go for MCSE Certification but now that MCSE is available for Windows Server 2003 will the 2000 track be phased out if so when? Many thanks in advance Matt U.K. -- Machine Spec:- Motherboard: AOpen 'AX4R Plus' Intel E7205 Chipset (Granite Bay). Processor: Intel 'Pentium 4 3.06B' (Northwood,533 FSB) Socket 478. Memory: 1GB 'Crucial' PC2100 DDR. DVD Writer: 'LG' 4163B. DVD-ROM: 'Pioneer' DVD-106S. Hardrive(s): X2 Western Digital Caviar 80GB 'Special Edition' 8MB Cache 7200 rpm Ultra ATA/100, Sound Card: Creative 'Audigy 2'. Graphics card: 'XFX GeForce 6600GT' 128MB DDR3 TV-OUT/Dual DVI (AGP). Monitor: 17" Samsung 'SyncMaster 700 IFT'. Keyboard: Windows 125 'AnyKey' Keyboard. Mouse: MS 'Intellimouse Explorer' 3.0 USB. Operating System : Windows XP (SP2). DSL Connectivity: SpeedTouch 510 v4 - 4 - Port ADSL Router (10/100Base-T Ethernet switch). 3COM 10/100 (PCI) Network Interface Card (3C905CX-TX-NM). ISP: PIPEX 'Solo 2000' (2Mbps). Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172123
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    - MCSE2003 Hi, MCSE 2003 has been delivered to market, that it's not commonly admitted, right? Because i heard that courses like 07-298 is still in beta-testing. I want to know whether MCSE 2003 has been popular with the market. Thanks. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172115
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    - OT - Data Recovery Ive been looking into purchasing some data recovery software. Occasionally i get some CF chips back that had the "data lost". I have found many applications online, most look like total B.S. Anyone have experience using anything?? TIA Vincent Lape Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172098
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    - Job For Bob hahahhaha nevermind, there is no job for Bob, maybe I should rewrite Bob resume. Now, it's time for all the MCNGP to resond with this following. . . . Lame, jameshole, lamer, troll, ect ect. (oh and my favorite, your grammer and spelling suck!) Whatever, anything from an MCNGP really doesn't mean much, but is really funny to see how worked up everyone gets. The best part of this is, I really don't think any MCNGP is an MCSE. Heck even someone who is a "Paper MCSE" is more of an MCSE then an MCNGP. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172097
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    - Best Material for 70-292 I'm using wk3 server and I would like to update my MCSE 2000 to MCSE 2003. Which materials its more apropiate. Videos, exam practices, etc. Sincerely, Rafael Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172092
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    - mytrainingbroker.com - Opinions Anybody use their software? Ad from computerjobs.com for various low priced training software. MCSE 2003 Training Package $89.00 http://www.mytrainingbroker.com/CJ/MTB_emailCJ70.htm Not too much $, but looking for opinions - thanks, Dave Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 172016
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    - Just started Oi, Just started with self studie on MCSE. I'm using Learnkey to learn everything. So far it's not that hard. I've started with 70-215 and it's all understandable. Anyone have any experience with studying via Learnkey? Are you ready for an exam when you only learn from the Learnkey CD's? Is it all gettind much harder? Greetz Frans Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171988
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    - Employment Sites? Potentially off topic but also potentially on topic... I'd like to get my resume in front of more people and increase the potential that I will get a job. The alternatives seem excessively dismal. As such, I'm asking if anyone here knows of any job sites or contact methods which are useful for getting my resume in front of the right people. Resources are limited so please don't suggest any pay services. I'm currently listed with Monster.Com and I get one or two inquiries a week, but nothing has materialized yet. I'm still working on improving my resume, but time is divided among many different avenues. I expect to have this matter resolved as fully as possible by the next weekend. Also, I've heard of the notion of 'headhunters', who find work and match up resources. Advice in this area may be useful. Making this information public may be useful in helping others with similar questions. I have a great deal of experience for my given profession, database and website development. Once I am back in business, I'm interested in pursuing appropriate certifications. If you fit the definition of headhunter and can assist in locating a short term contract to assist me in improving my current situation, please feel free to examine my website at http://www.roblindman.com/ . If you know someone of this sort who might be able to assist me, I'm willing to make it worth their while. Thanks in advance for any assistance you may offer. Rob Lindman "Microcephalic S. Bob" mcngp #46 | mcngp.com | it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171985
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    - MCSE: Is it worth it? Hello all. I am 31 today and I have my masters degree in computer science. I have only this, I am finding it impossible to find a job, since all jobs require 5+ years experience for networking, programming, etc. I am currently an adjunct teacher at FAU and the pay is not worth mentioning. I was trying to get my phd, but am finding the qualifying exam Impossible. Should I look into the MCSE more, or will I find I still need this exam and experience. Any help/comments would be great! Thanks, I live in Boca Raton, FL. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171937
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    - Got my MCSE today Thought you would all be happy to hear that it arrived in the mail today! Thanks to everyone who helped me out with this! It came with a nice raise too :) Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171930
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    - back at work wa'sup? -- kpg BSCS A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22 AMCNGP #26 www.MCNGP.com - tastes great www.AMCNGP.com - less filling Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171842
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    - OT: Happy BD Catwalker... -- Neil MCNGP#30 - I'm old enough to remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171797
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    - www.luxcash.de.vu www.luxcash.de.vu THIS MAIL CHANGED MY LIFE !!!! Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171759
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    - OT: google moon http://moon.google.com/ Zoom to the max Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171691
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    - Help for C# Interview questions and career decision Hi All I am fresh college graduate who has done C and C++ during college times.After that i had done a C# course from one of our local computer institute.The course is BCM which ran for 1 year.But now when i am looking for job the questions asked in interview are really very very weird and does not match any where near to what my institute taught. My faculty has give me following links for preparation of interview http://www.geocities.com/dotnetinterviews/ http://www.techninterviews.com http://www.brainbench.com http://www.crackinterviews.com with that he has said to do small project which will make me confident. But i need a job soon and can not really wait to do dummy projects do you really think those upper links can be helpful in getting a job I am new comer so please excuse for asking in this way.Any good website for interview question please help me Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171690
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    - OPEN LETTER TO MICROSOFT RE: mcngp STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees. Their removal from this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an excellent action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible the competition won't accept them either. If they, the members of the mcngp, would put as much effort into their IT responsibilities as they do into attempting to diminish the Microsoft credential, they may at some time be considered candidates for apprentice positions. If in the rare event that some of the mcngp posters are in fact Microsoft Cerified, I move that Microsoft void their certifications for "failing to represent IAW...." In closing, I call on all mcngp membership that continues to hide behind their alias. Come forth, identify yourselves, post your MCP# (if you really have one) along with your mcngp# Show all who the "wannabees" are. Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc Rockledge, Florida USA Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171689
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    - OT: No job for Bob In case you were wondering, I didn't get the job I hopped on the Metrolink to try and get. Desperation is kicking in, although I got another inquiry in email from another place I probably can't get to. Anyone needing web development work willing to pay for it, I could use some moolah, and I'll do a kick-a$$ job for it. http://www.roblindman.com/ Microcephalic S. Bob MCNGP #46 http://www.mcngp.com/ - will code HTML for food Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171684
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    - OT: League table 09/10/2005 Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the usefulness of their replies up to the week ending 09/10/2005. As always the league is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the highest. Please note that the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too embarrassed to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their signature. Disappointing to see both The Rev [MCT] & Neil "catching up" with the rest of the MCNGP clowns. 7.5 Ben Smith 5.5 The Rev [MCT] 5.5 Catwalker63 3.5 Neil 2.0 Mike T 2.0 Wayne McGlinn 2 0 Kline Sphere 1.5 CBIC 1.0 JaR 1.0 Frisbee® 1.0 Kendal Emery 1.0 T-Bone 0.5 Consultant 0.0 Lnkwizard 0.0 Keyboard Cowboy 0.0 Briscobar 0.0 Rowdy Yates 0.0 Microcephalic S. Bob Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171680
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    - PKI Hi we have using windows 2003 Certificate Server, and all the clients are working fine. no issues. Windows XP clients are working fine, windows 2000 professional clients autoenrollment are not working. we have to enable any group policy for 2000 professional clients or any templets need to be created for 2000 professional? please advice. Thanx Gopi Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171679
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    - I'm not the only one who hates the MCNGP If you have ever visited the Microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse newsgroup you know who the MCNGP are. If you haven't, they are a group of individuals who have created this fictitious certification, which stands for Mean Certified News Group Posters. These individuals are rude, ignorant and just plain nasty to newbies, and news group veterans alike. Steps need to be taken to knock these mafia wannabe's off their pedestal and back to what they are - the worst vermin to face the earth since sewer rats.... I recently saw a post in the newsgroup mentioned above, made by a young man that was proud of his mother for passing the 70-210 exam and was wondering where she might be able to find employment. All of the responses to the post, made by MCNGP racketeers, were rude and insulting to the young man. I was sick and tired of all of the ridiculous and useless posts made by members of the MCNGP, so I replied as follows: "Hey guys, This poor guy is posting because he's proud of his mom, and because she's not sure where to get a job. In your post you mentioned that your mom recently passed 70-210 but at the bottom of the post you referred to her as an MCSE. If she has only taken the 70-210 exam, she's not an MCSE, but rather an MCP. If she took all of the other exams, and 70-210 was the final exam she needed for MCSE, then she's an MCSE now. If she has an MCSE, I would suggest she apply everywhere - to offices, libraries, schools, and anywhere else she can think of. A large majority of jobs are not advertised, and these places need their networks maintained too. If she is an MCP, I would suggest that she look around and see what she can find - but she's probably going to be hard pressed finding even an entry level position without having the full MCSE - unless of course she has years of experience under her belt (which I don't think she does, going by your post). Oh, and congratulate your mom for me!" Shortly thereafter, the following two replies appeared in the newsgroup which were directed at me: Frisbee, a member of the MCNGP, posted "I've got some prime swampland for sale here in Florida... interested?". Kline Sphere posted "What if she's a Troll?". I replied to Kline's post as follows: "Ya, what if... But there was nothing in the original post that was indicative of a troll. All I saw was a post from a young man who was proud of his mom, and wanted to know where she should look for work. The only thing I saw indicative of troll behavior was the responses he received ( however, its obvious that you guys are the newsgroup thugs and are not trolls - if you were trolls you'd disappear and stop giving newbies a hard time). I don't know what else to say, except that I truly feel sorry for everyone that felt they had to rip this young man apart. Your lives must be very sad and depressing if you have nothing better to do during the Holiday season than to make others feel bad." And I received the following two replies within minutes: "Idiot. You must be one of those people who send off money every time you get one of those 'hard luck' email scams" was posted by Kline Sphere. And this isn't the only case where the MCNGP has ripped apart newbies, or people asking legitimate questions. As you may have noticed by the name of the newsgroup - this is a Microsoft newsgroup, albeit somewhat unmoderated (I'd have to say completely unmoderated based on the current state of the newsgroup). However, this newsgroup does have rules, which are posted here: Microsoft should be embarrassed for allowing these cruel uncivilized trolls to continue tormenting posters in that newsgroup. Acting more like a group of teenagers than certified professionals, these are hardly the welcome wagon and have a tendency to scare more people away from the Microsoft news groups. Why does Microsoft allow this to continue? I've been frequenting this newsgroup for a couple of years, and the MCNGP has always been there ripping posters apart limb by limb. Is Microsoft turning a blind eye to what occurs in their newsgroup? MCNGP members Meanoldman and Consultant would have you believe that they only insult braindumpers and keep the newsgroup clean. These guys proved in their replies to the young man and to me, that this is not true. I am one of the strongest advocates against braindumps out there, and they flamed me. There is no way these guys are keeping the newsgroup clean - these guys are polluting it. The topic above is not the only topic where these guys have ripped people apart. There have been several over the past couple of years, with the most recent being: 1. One thread where an individual was asking about starting a study group, and Consultant and Kline Sphere started a conversation in the thread about hookers and strippers and continued to go off topic from there. 2. One thread had an individual asking how to get their welcome kit, and Consultant chose to flame her. 3. One thread where an individual was asking how to backup files to a CD and Frisbee, a member of the MCNGP, made fun of dyslexic people, and then he and consultant proceeded to continue insulting dyslexic people. 4. One thread where an individual asked about MCSE career advice, and was given some rather rude advice of a sexual nature by Kline Sphere. 5. One thread where an individual was sick of the flaming threads and asked for serious discussion. Kline Sphere and Consultant continued to tear him apart with insults in what turned out to be a long thread. 6. One thread where an individual asked about Windows 2003 Server, and was slammed by the members of the MCNGP who continuously insulted her intelligence. And these are only a very small example of what is happening in that newsgroup. I scanned through to find you the first 6 I could find that had absolutely nothing to do with braindumps, but everything to do with the MCNGP's little racketeers going around and insulting people. As hard as I try I can't understand how Microsoft can allow this insanity to continue. They should be embarrassed at the mockery the MCNGP is making of their newsgroups, and be taking steps to rid the world of the MCNGP forever. However, after two years, this doesn't seem to be happening. In addition to a yahoo group, there is also an MCNGP website located here. One would wonder why these people would insult others for spelling mistakes, when they couldn't create an easily readable homepage. On their home page, the following are included in their proficiency requirements to become a member of the MCNGP: · Newsgroup Flaming · Making fun of those whose skill set is far beneath their own and those who ask dumb questions. I find it very sad that these people are proud of making fun of newbies, or those who have a different skill set then they do. Before you know it, they'll be shoving everybody who doesn't have the same skill set as they do to the back of the bus. On their "Past Lamers of the Week" page, they actually have the nerve to award their meaningless award to the MS Newsgroup Admins. These guys are getting gutsy, making fun of the people who work for Microsoft and oversee the newsgroup - and Microsoft seems to have turned a blind eye. What can be done about the MCNGP?? I for one plan to email Microsoft everyday about the condition about of this newsgroup, and the way the MCNGP is making them look bad. Surely they will then be able to see how ridiculous the MCNGP is making them look and will hopefully take the appropriate steps to rid the world of the MCNGP. The members of the MCNGP insist on acting like children in a professional newsgroup, and I think these uncivilized brats, who are worse vermin than sewer rats, deserve a good spanking. Hopefully Microsoft wakes up, reads their newsgroup, smells the coffee, and gives the MCNGP what they deserve. Tag: OT: Rita Tag: 171676

Isn't Nerd in Texas? Is he near the coast? If so, little man's gonna get a
pounding. Anyone else in the line of fire?

Nerd, you reading this? Where you at?

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Frisbee®
Wed Sep 21 15:52:38 CDT 2005

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:uo87YsuvFHA.2960@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> Isn't Nerd in Texas? Is he near the coast? If so, little man's gonna get a
> pounding. Anyone else in the line of fire?
>
> Nerd, you reading this? Where you at?

I just chatted with him on IM, he says he's two hours inland and they're not
being evacuated. He said he's expecting to lose power for a couple days is
all. He says if it wasn't for Katrina, he'd be watching all this out of his
school windows, they've closed school at least.

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