Resume Concepts

Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or sites to
refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.

Thanks,

JaR
Wed Jan 07 16:20:33 CST 2004

<1265@1265.com> wrote in message news:As%Kb.54702$Fg.36513@lakeread01...
> Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or sites to
> refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.
>
>

Googling for "MCSE Resume" returned 1,610 hits. The first two I checked had
some great tips and examples.

Be sure to include "User of Google since 2004 in your resume"

Thug #555-1212

Jtyc
Wed Jan 07 16:26:51 CST 2004

> Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or sites to
> refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.

Monster.com usually has some pretty good tips.

Consultant
Wed Jan 07 16:30:28 CST 2004

yeah, just put mcse at the bottom, underneath all of your job experience
--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk

<1265@1265.com> wrote in message news:As%Kb.54702$Fg.36513@lakeread01...
> Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or sites to
> refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.
>
> Thanks,

The
Wed Jan 07 16:34:57 CST 2004

>underneath all of your job experience

A deafly silence follows...

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Wed Jan 07 18:41:17 CST 2004

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:8a2pvvsss5rf6psmu9rp6c77b8mktoiqmo@4ax.com...
> >underneath all of your job experience
>
> A deafly silence follows...
>
>

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???????
</crickets.wav>

Paul
Wed Jan 07 19:35:55 CST 2004

On Wed, 7 Jan 2004 14:30:28 -0800, "Consultant"
<consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote:

>yeah, just put mcse at the bottom, underneath all of your job experience

I haven't got any. Can I just put the URL's to all the braindump sites
I used instead ?

You try to confuse.


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE

1265
Wed Jan 07 20:08:20 CST 2004

Don't believe in braindumps or Testking's...learning the hardway..studying
my ass off!

Thanks

KWP

Rowdy
Wed Jan 07 21:21:38 CST 2004

1265@1265.com wrote in news:VY2Lb.54791$Fg.41364@lakeread01:

> Don't believe in braindumps or Testking's...learning the
> hardway..studying my ass off!
>
> Thanks
>
> KWP

well good for you.

have you figured out what the secret ingredient to the "perfect" MCSE
resume is yet?



--
Rowdy Yates
MCSE, Security+, Linux+
I am Against-TCPA
http://www.againsttcpa.com

Paul
Thu Jan 08 04:08:46 CST 2004

On Thu, 8 Jan 2004 02:08:20 GMT, 1265@1265.com wrote:

>Don't believe in braindumps or Testking's...learning the hardway..studying
>my ass off!
>
>Thanks
>
>KWP

Sorry, I wasn't suggesting you do use them. It was a joke aimed at
Consultant - not that I'm suggesting he uses them either ;-)


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE

cadman
Thu Jan 08 08:14:39 CST 2004

So he has name, address, and mcse on his resume? Save trees, print business
cards instead...

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OGYh61W1DHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> yeah, just put mcse at the bottom, underneath all of your job experience
> --
> Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> www.mcngp.tk
>
> <1265@1265.com> wrote in message news:As%Kb.54702$Fg.36513@lakeread01...
> > Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or sites to
> > refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.
> >
> > Thanks,
>
>

Darth
Thu Jan 08 08:25:32 CST 2004

Save trees by printing business cards?
Hmmm... Interesting concept.
If you really want to make an impression, why not make a powerpoint
presentaion all about your resume and burn it onto business card size CDs?
The hold about 40-50MB.

--
---------------
Darth 2000
Says: Business cards are made from trees :D Save trees, send an email :P



"cadman" <cadman@examsnotes.net> wrote in message
news:O3J0LHf1DHA.1508@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> So he has name, address, and mcse on his resume? Save trees, print
business
> cards instead...
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:OGYh61W1DHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > yeah, just put mcse at the bottom, underneath all of your job experience
> > --
> > Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> > Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> > www.mcngp.tk
> >
> > <1265@1265.com> wrote in message news:As%Kb.54702$Fg.36513@lakeread01...
> > > Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or sites to
> > > refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.
> > >
> > > Thanks,
> >
> >
>
>

cadman
Thu Jan 08 08:31:02 CST 2004

That's an even worse waste of resources. He'd use maybe 5k of a that CD.
He should probably stick to emailing, posting it on job sites, etc.

"Darth 2000" <hasan@uh.com.au> wrote in message
news:eFAomNf1DHA.3116@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Save trees by printing business cards?
> Hmmm... Interesting concept.
> If you really want to make an impression, why not make a powerpoint
> presentaion all about your resume and burn it onto business card size CDs?
> The hold about 40-50MB.
>
> --
> ---------------
> Darth 2000
> Says: Business cards are made from trees :D Save trees, send an email :P
>
>
>
> "cadman" <cadman@examsnotes.net> wrote in message
> news:O3J0LHf1DHA.1508@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > So he has name, address, and mcse on his resume? Save trees, print
> business
> > cards instead...
> >
> > "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:OGYh61W1DHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > > yeah, just put mcse at the bottom, underneath all of your job
experience
> > > --
> > > Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> > > Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> > > www.mcngp.tk
> > >
> > > <1265@1265.com> wrote in message
news:As%Kb.54702$Fg.36513@lakeread01...
> > > > Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or sites
to
> > > > refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.
> > > >
> > > > Thanks,
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Consultant
Thu Jan 08 09:13:47 CST 2004

lol. watch it sucka

--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk

"Paul Lynch" <paul.lynch@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:4uaqvv40f5sghirrgk63oqaf55gtbfvl8t@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 8 Jan 2004 02:08:20 GMT, 1265@1265.com wrote:
>
> >Don't believe in braindumps or Testking's...learning the
hardway..studying
> >my ass off!
> >
> >Thanks
> >
> >KWP
>
> Sorry, I wasn't suggesting you do use them. It was a joke aimed at
> Consultant - not that I'm suggesting he uses them either ;-)
>
>
> Regards,
>
> Paul Lynch
> MCSE

Consultant
Thu Jan 08 09:14:53 CST 2004

just wirelessly transfer your contact info from your pda to the interviewers
pda ;-)

--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk

"cadman" <cadman@examsnotes.net> wrote in message
news:%231j7VQf1DHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> That's an even worse waste of resources. He'd use maybe 5k of a that CD.
> He should probably stick to emailing, posting it on job sites, etc.
>
> "Darth 2000" <hasan@uh.com.au> wrote in message
> news:eFAomNf1DHA.3116@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> > Save trees by printing business cards?
> > Hmmm... Interesting concept.
> > If you really want to make an impression, why not make a powerpoint
> > presentaion all about your resume and burn it onto business card size
CDs?
> > The hold about 40-50MB.
> >
> > --
> > ---------------
> > Darth 2000
> > Says: Business cards are made from trees :D Save trees, send an email
:P
> >
> >
> >
> > "cadman" <cadman@examsnotes.net> wrote in message
> > news:O3J0LHf1DHA.1508@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > > So he has name, address, and mcse on his resume? Save trees, print
> > business
> > > cards instead...
> > >
> > > "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:OGYh61W1DHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > > > yeah, just put mcse at the bottom, underneath all of your job
> experience
> > > > --
> > > > Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> > > > Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> > > > www.mcngp.tk
> > > >
> > > > <1265@1265.com> wrote in message
> news:As%Kb.54702$Fg.36513@lakeread01...
> > > > > Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or
sites
> to
> > > > > refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks,
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

billyw
Thu Jan 08 09:35:02 CST 2004

not being able to think for myself...
that should be in there as a character trait..

<1265@1265.com> wrote in message news:As%Kb.54702$Fg.36513@lakeread01...
> Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or sites to
> refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.
>
> Thanks,

Paul
Thu Jan 08 11:17:16 CST 2004

On Thu, 8 Jan 2004 07:13:47 -0800, "Consultant"
<consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote:

>lol. watch it sucka

You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He
is going to go to jail.


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE

Consultant
Thu Jan 08 12:12:16 CST 2004

im going to kill you.... no im not, im just kidding
--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk

"Paul Lynch" <paul.lynch@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:404rvvoihj3h889t7o0lb8m9pnnsj1jnm1@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 8 Jan 2004 07:13:47 -0800, "Consultant"
> <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >lol. watch it sucka
>
> You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He
> is going to go to jail.
>
>
> Regards,
>
> Paul Lynch
> MCSE

Darth
Thu Jan 08 19:03:05 CST 2004

Don't lie, you fucking guy.

--
---------------
Darth 2000
Says: Liars suck......ass......fluff



"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:elivSKh1DHA.3416@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> im going to kill you.... no im not, im just kidding
> --
> Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> www.mcngp.tk
>
> "Paul Lynch" <paul.lynch@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:404rvvoihj3h889t7o0lb8m9pnnsj1jnm1@4ax.com...
> > On Thu, 8 Jan 2004 07:13:47 -0800, "Consultant"
> > <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > >lol. watch it sucka
> >
> > You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He
> > is going to go to jail.
> >
> >
> > Regards,
> >
> > Paul Lynch
> > MCSE
>
>

Darth
Thu Jan 08 19:08:02 CST 2004

Use the Jedi Mind trick.
"It seems you don't have the qualifications."
"Oh yes I do"
"Maybe you do"

--
---------------
Darth 2000
Says: Cum Luke, Join me.....and these 4 hookers!



"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23eW8Knf1DHA.1660@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> just wirelessly transfer your contact info from your pda to the
interviewers
> pda ;-)
>
> --
> Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> www.mcngp.tk
>
> "cadman" <cadman@examsnotes.net> wrote in message
> news:%231j7VQf1DHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > That's an even worse waste of resources. He'd use maybe 5k of a that
CD.
> > He should probably stick to emailing, posting it on job sites, etc.
> >
> > "Darth 2000" <hasan@uh.com.au> wrote in message
> > news:eFAomNf1DHA.3116@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> > > Save trees by printing business cards?
> > > Hmmm... Interesting concept.
> > > If you really want to make an impression, why not make a powerpoint
> > > presentaion all about your resume and burn it onto business card size
> CDs?
> > > The hold about 40-50MB.
> > >
> > > --
> > > ---------------
> > > Darth 2000
> > > Says: Business cards are made from trees :D Save trees, send an email
> :P
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "cadman" <cadman@examsnotes.net> wrote in message
> > > news:O3J0LHf1DHA.1508@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > > > So he has name, address, and mcse on his resume? Save trees, print
> > > business
> > > > cards instead...
> > > >
> > > > "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in
message
> > > > news:OGYh61W1DHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > > > > yeah, just put mcse at the bottom, underneath all of your job
> > experience
> > > > > --
> > > > > Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> > > > > Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> > > > > www.mcngp.tk
> > > > >
> > > > > <1265@1265.com> wrote in message
> > news:As%Kb.54702$Fg.36513@lakeread01...
> > > > > > Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or
> sites
> > to
> > > > > > refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Thanks,
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Consultant
Fri Jan 09 09:06:16 CST 2004

you know damn right

--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk

"Darth 2000" <hasan@uh.com.au> wrote in message
news:eSflz0k1DHA.4008@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> Use the Jedi Mind trick.
> "It seems you don't have the qualifications."
> "Oh yes I do"
> "Maybe you do"
>
> --
> ---------------
> Darth 2000
> Says: Cum Luke, Join me.....and these 4 hookers!
>
>
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:%23eW8Knf1DHA.1660@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > just wirelessly transfer your contact info from your pda to the
> interviewers
> > pda ;-)
> >
> > --
> > Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> > Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> > www.mcngp.tk
> >
> > "cadman" <cadman@examsnotes.net> wrote in message
> > news:%231j7VQf1DHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > > That's an even worse waste of resources. He'd use maybe 5k of a that
> CD.
> > > He should probably stick to emailing, posting it on job sites, etc.
> > >
> > > "Darth 2000" <hasan@uh.com.au> wrote in message
> > > news:eFAomNf1DHA.3116@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> > > > Save trees by printing business cards?
> > > > Hmmm... Interesting concept.
> > > > If you really want to make an impression, why not make a powerpoint
> > > > presentaion all about your resume and burn it onto business card
size
> > CDs?
> > > > The hold about 40-50MB.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > ---------------
> > > > Darth 2000
> > > > Says: Business cards are made from trees :D Save trees, send an
email
> > :P
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "cadman" <cadman@examsnotes.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:O3J0LHf1DHA.1508@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > > > > So he has name, address, and mcse on his resume? Save trees,
print
> > > > business
> > > > > cards instead...
> > > > >
> > > > > "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in
> message
> > > > > news:OGYh61W1DHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > > > > > yeah, just put mcse at the bottom, underneath all of your job
> > > experience
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> > > > > > Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> > > > > > www.mcngp.tk
> > > > > >
> > > > > > <1265@1265.com> wrote in message
> > > news:As%Kb.54702$Fg.36513@lakeread01...
> > > > > > > Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or
> > sites
> > > to
> > > > > > > refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Thanks,
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Jtyc
Fri Jan 09 09:09:52 CST 2004

> Use the Jedi Mind trick.
> "It seems you don't have the qualifications."
> "Oh yes I do"
> "Maybe you do"


Feh.. If I had that power, getting a job with it would be the last thing on
my mind.


"Ewww, you're fat, get away from me."
"No I'm not.
"Hmm.. you're like a big teddy bear."

Politician
Fri Jan 09 09:26:25 CST 2004

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:uPvXBJs1DHA.832@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > Use the Jedi Mind trick.
> > "It seems you don't have the qualifications."
> > "Oh yes I do"
> > "Maybe you do"
>
>
> Feh.. If I had that power, getting a job with it would be the last thing
on
> my mind.
>
>
> "Ewww, you're fat, get away from me."
> "No I'm not.
> "Hmm.. you're like a big teddy bear."
>
>

The Dems think Bush has that power:

"You're dumb as a box of rocks!"
"No I'm not."
"No you're not... <to the other dems> How are we going to beat this guy?"

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601