Requirements for taking MCSE

I currently reside in the U.S., but not a resident as yet.
Can I take the MCSE exams & if passing it be qualify.
Can you also tell me what id's i need for taking the
exams.
Thanks
Looking foward.

JaR
Wed Dec 15 14:20:54 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Rudy climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> I currently reside in the U.S., but not a resident as yet.
> Can I take the MCSE exams & if passing it be qualify.
> Can you also tell me what id's i need for taking the
> exams.
> Thanks
> Looking foward.

You reside in the US but are not a resident yet??? That statement would
appear to condradict itself, dontcha think?

Oh, you mean you are an illegal alien?

You need two pieces of *legal* picture I.D.

JaR
Agent Thug

Neil
Wed Dec 15 14:23:35 CST 2004

did you hear "Rudy" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in
news:182301c4e2e1$6e506ce0$a501280a@phx.gbl:

> Can I take the MCSE exams & if passing it be qualify.

???
be qualify? do you mean be qualified? if so yes, but not as a linguist.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Rudy
Wed Dec 15 14:28:38 CST 2004


>You reside in the US but are not a resident yet??? That
statement would
>appear to condradict itself, dontcha think?
>
>Oh, you mean you are an illegal alien?
>
>You need two pieces of *legal* picture I.D.
>
>JaR
>Agent Thug
>.
>

Just to clarify - I have a legal ss# & a working permit.
I just don't have my green card as yet.
*NOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN*

Rudy
Wed Dec 15 14:31:40 CST 2004

Can I take the MCSE exams & if passing it be qualify.
>
>???
>be qualify? do you mean be qualified? if so yes, but not
as a linguist.
>
>--
> Neil MCNGP #30

* I'm not going for a linguist.*
Too smart to figure that out
HO HO HO

Keyboard
Wed Dec 15 14:33:09 CST 2004

>I have a legal ss#

Who's SS#???

Neil
Wed Dec 15 14:38:00 CST 2004

did you hear "Rudy" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in
news:0add01c4e2e5$15348c50$a601280a@phx.gbl:

> HO HO HO

merry christmas to you too...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Doom
Wed Dec 15 14:42:55 CST 2004


"Rudy" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:05ce01c4e2e4$a8fab500$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>
>>You reside in the US but are not a resident yet??? That
> statement would
>>appear to condradict itself, dontcha think?
>>
>>Oh, you mean you are an illegal alien?
>>
>>You need two pieces of *legal* picture I.D.
>>
>>JaR
>>Agent Thug
>>.
>>
>
> Just to clarify - I have a legal ss# & a working permit.
> I just don't have my green card as yet.
> *NOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN*

Have the black helicopters started circling over you yet?

JaR
Wed Dec 15 14:49:40 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Rudy climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> Can I take the MCSE exams & if passing it be qualify.
>>
>>???
>>be qualify? do you mean be qualified? if so yes, but not
> as a linguist.
>>
>>--
>> Neil MCNGP #30
>
> * I'm not going for a linguist.*
> Too smart to figure that out
> HO HO HO

Ah! He's a Cunning Linguist.

JaR
Jolly Thug

molsonexpert
Wed Dec 15 14:59:05 CST 2004


"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:0ade01c4e2e5$4a2df310$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> >I have a legal ss#
>
> Who's SS#???
>

socially secured pound sign.

steve.

molsonexpert
Wed Dec 15 15:08:14 CST 2004


"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95C0828171C1Cplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Rudy climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
> > Can I take the MCSE exams & if passing it be qualify.
> >>
> >>???
> >>be qualify? do you mean be qualified? if so yes, but not
> > as a linguist.
> >>
> >>--
> >> Neil MCNGP #30
> >
> > * I'm not going for a linguist.*
> > Too smart to figure that out
> > HO HO HO
>
> Ah! He's a Cunning Linguist.
>
> JaR
> Jolly Thug

Oh, man, we're getting into dangerous territory now...

What's the difference between a smart midget and a hooker with VD?

...

Well, one's a cunning runt....


steve.

JaR
Wed Dec 15 15:14:15 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, molsonexpert climbed on a soapbox &
opined:
>>
>> Ah! He's a Cunning Linguist.
>>
>> JaR
>> Jolly Thug
>
> Oh, man, we're getting into dangerous territory now...
>
> What's the difference between a smart midget and a hooker with VD?
>
> ...
>
> Well, one's a cunning runt....
>

Same as the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy
PHDs.

JaR
Redundant Thug

Wayne
Wed Dec 15 17:12:28 CST 2004

http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/mcse/default.asp

Read through the requirements for MCSE 2003 and then check the objectives
for each exam you want to sit. Any other questions *after* you've studied
this site, please post :)

--
Wayne McGlinn
Brisbane, Oz

"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a
system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from
the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony"
- Dennis


"Rudy" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:182301c4e2e1$6e506ce0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I currently reside in the U.S., but not a resident as yet.
> Can I take the MCSE exams & if passing it be qualify.
> Can you also tell me what id's i need for taking the
> exams.
> Thanks
> Looking foward.

Alex
Sun Dec 26 20:44:35 CST 2004

OMG, the noise to singal ratio for this group is just abysmal.
A person posts a question and gets 7 or so completely useless
responses and 2-3 that are helpful. I suppose this is par for the
course. Really does make a case for requiring a license to use the
intar(d)web. Way too many 'tards.




"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95C086AC04BCDplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, molsonexpert climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>>>
>>> Ah! He's a Cunning Linguist.
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Jolly Thug
>>
>> Oh, man, we're getting into dangerous territory now...
>>
>> What's the difference between a smart midget and a hooker with VD?
>>
>> ...
>>
>> Well, one's a cunning runt....
>>
>
> Same as the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy
> PHDs.
>
> JaR
> Redundant Thug
>

The
Mon Dec 27 05:08:48 CST 2004

>OMG, the noise to singal ratio for this group is just abysmal.
>A person posts a question and gets 7 or so completely useless
>responses

a useless, stupid post deserves what it gets, whether or not it was
posted by a troll or a stupid and/or lazy dumba$$.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

bhileman
Mon Dec 27 08:04:30 CST 2004

Alex R. Skyler wrote:
> OMG, the noise to singal ratio for this group is just abysmal.
> A person posts a question and gets 7 or so completely useless
> responses and 2-3 that are helpful. I suppose this is par for the
> course. Really does make a case for requiring a license to use the
> intar(d)web. Way too many 'tards.

That's not par for the course. Stick around, you'll see.

It's more like one stupid question, and about 50-75 off-topic replies.

Let us know if you see an actual intelligent question from someone who
attempted to research the answer on their own first.

Of course, you'll answer that question for us, so then we can engage thread
drift.

--
Fris "I've NEVER seen a post like yours before!" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

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The
Mon Dec 27 08:11:07 CST 2004

>* I'm not going for a linguist.*
>Too smart to figure that out
>HO HO HO

LOL!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Mon Dec 27 10:34:23 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Alex R. Skyler climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> OMG, the noise to singal ratio for this group is just abysmal.
> A person posts a question and gets 7 or so completely useless
> responses and 2-3 that are helpful. I suppose this is par for the
> course. Really does make a case for requiring a license to use the
> intar(d)web. Way too many 'tards.
>
>

A thoughtful, well reasoned post such as yours deserves a like reply. So,
with that in mind;

Bleaux me.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and win nerd32768 an asshat to torture!

Nerd32768
Mon Dec 27 10:49:49 CST 2004

> JaR
> Thug 10110
> Click on MCNGP.com and win nerd32768 an asshat to torture!

i already have several(JaR, Neil, Skyler, Kline)

The
Mon Dec 27 10:55:24 CST 2004

>> OMG, the noise to singal ratio for this group is just abysmal.
>> A person posts a question and gets 7 or so completely useless
>> responses and 2-3 that are helpful. I suppose this is par for the
>> course. Really does make a case for requiring a license to use the
>> intar(d)web. Way too many 'tards.
>>
>>
>
>A thoughtful, well reasoned post such as yours deserves a like reply. So,
>with that in mind;
>
>Bleaux me.

me thinks mR aleX needs sense of humor transplant.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Mon Dec 27 10:59:16 CST 2004

>Click on MCNGP.com and win nerd32768 an asshat to torture!

what does the runner up get? Forget it, I don't want to know.....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Joe
Tue Dec 28 02:06:44 CST 2004

I'm a new subscriber, and have yet to receive a sarcastic reply. At the
risk of overstepping my boundaries for how long I've been part of this
group, it's probably because I don't see this group as an alternative to
research because I'm too incompetent/lazy/both to find something out for
myself, as I've witnessed from many, but as a part of the research
process in itself.

I see a good portion of the posts on this site being from n00bs looking
for dumps or answers to their questions like it'a a free ride. I can't
stand it when people come onto a forum/group with the expectation of
personal gain from communal knowledge with no intention whatsoever to
help or contribute anything whatsoever. Why bother taking someone
seriously when you know they're only going to post when they NEED
something from YOU? Wouldn't that get a little tedious after a while?
Kinda like the freeloading neighbour/son-in-law that you just can't stand.

Joe

Alex R. Skyler wrote:
> OMG, the noise to singal ratio for this group is just abysmal.
> A person posts a question and gets 7 or so completely useless
> responses and 2-3 that are helpful. I suppose this is par for the
> course. Really does make a case for requiring a license to use the
> intar(d)web. Way too many 'tards.
>
>
>
>
> "JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns95C086AC04BCDplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
>
>>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, molsonexpert climbed on a soapbox &
>>opined:
>>
>>>>Ah! He's a Cunning Linguist.
>>>>
>>>>JaR
>>>>Jolly Thug
>>>
>>>Oh, man, we're getting into dangerous territory now...
>>>
>>>What's the difference between a smart midget and a hooker with VD?
>>>
>>>...
>>>
>>>Well, one's a cunning runt....
>>>
>>
>>Same as the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy
>>PHDs.
>>
>>JaR
>>Redundant Thug
>>
>
>
>

The
Tue Dec 28 04:28:41 CST 2004

>I'm a new subscriber, and have yet to receive a sarcastic reply. At the
>risk of overstepping my boundaries for how long I've been part of this
>group, it's probably because I don't see this group as an alternative to
>research because I'm too incompetent/lazy/both to find something out for
>myself, as I've witnessed from many, but as a part of the research
>process in itself.
>
>I see a good portion of the posts on this site being from n00bs looking
>for dumps or answers to their questions like it'a a free ride. I can't
>stand it when people come onto a forum/group with the expectation of
>personal gain from communal knowledge with no intention whatsoever to
>help or contribute anything whatsoever. Why bother taking someone
>seriously when you know they're only going to post when they NEED
>something from YOU? Wouldn't that get a little tedious after a while?
>Kinda like the freeloading neighbour/son-in-law that you just can't stand.

What amazes me is that some of these 'people' must be employed in the
profession, which means they have an employer even more stupid than
they are!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

bhileman
Tue Dec 28 07:13:59 CST 2004

Joe Boland wrote:
> I'm a new subscriber, and have yet to receive a sarcastic reply. At
> the risk of overstepping my boundaries for how long I've been part of
> this group, it's probably because I don't see this group as an
> alternative to research because I'm too incompetent/lazy/both to find
> something out for myself, as I've witnessed from many, but as a part
> of the research process in itself.
>
> I see a good portion of the posts on this site being from n00bs
> looking for dumps or answers to their questions like it'a a free
> ride. I can't stand it when people come onto a forum/group with the
> expectation of personal gain from communal knowledge with no
> intention whatsoever to help or contribute anything whatsoever. Why
> bother taking someone seriously when you know they're only going to
> post when they NEED something from YOU? Wouldn't that get a little
> tedious after a while? Kinda like the freeloading
> neighbour/son-in-law that you just can't stand.

This one shows promise.

That's one of the reasons we attempt to provide entertainment, Joe. This
would be a boring place, indeed, if all that was posted here were as you
mentioned.

Some people come here and "get it." Others don't.

You seem to be of the former.

--
Fris "Look! A clueful n00b!" bee®, MCNGP #13

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