Requirement (s) for MCSE Exams.

I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the
neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and
theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams.

What those it takes to be excel on these fields.

Frisbee®
Tue Jan 24 17:08:27 CST 2006

"sola@love" <sola@love@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:D03A875C-47D8-45AF-A540-B79D7F9E3184@microsoft.com...
>I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the
> neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and
> theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams.
>
> What those it takes to be excel on these fields.

Somebody HAS to be making these up.

Patrick
Tue Jan 24 17:29:10 CST 2006

sola@love wrote:
> I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the
> neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and
> theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams.
>
> What those it takes to be excel on these fields.

Years and years of practice....

At least that would be the practical requirements. To actually obtain
the certification, it would take studying and passing the exams.
http://www.microsoft.com/certification should be a good start for you.

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Robert
Tue Jan 24 17:44:48 CST 2006


"sola@love" <sola@love@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:D03A875C-47D8-45AF-A540-B79D7F9E3184@microsoft.com...
> I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the
> neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and
> theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams.
>
> What those it takes to be excel on these fields.


Maybe they come from infected computers. Ever get SPAM that just doesn't sound
right?

Lasher
Tue Jan 24 20:02:01 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in news:#2yOsAUIGHA.532@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>
> "sola@love" <sola@love@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:D03A875C-47D8-45AF-A540-B79D7F9E3184@microsoft.com...
>> I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the
>> neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and
>> theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams.
>>
>> What those it takes to be excel on these fields.
>
>
> Maybe they come from infected computers. Ever get SPAM that just
> doesn't sound right?
>
>
>

Something makes me think I need a pen!s enlargement.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

TechGeekPro
Tue Jan 24 20:09:38 CST 2006

On Jan 24, 2006 at 9:02pm "Lasher" blathered:

> Something makes me think I need a pen!s enlargement.

Sorry to hear that dude.

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 20:44:56 CST 2006

did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
news:Xns9755CBCD2382Alashertokenid@207.46.248.16:

> Something makes me think I need a pen!s enlargement.

don't get it from JaR

--
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- 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag.

Neil
Tue Jan 24 20:46:54 CST 2006

did you hear =?Utf-8?B?c29sYUBsb3Zl?= <sola@love@discussions.microsoft.com>
say in news:D03A875C-47D8-45AF-A540-B79D7F9E3184@microsoft.com:

> I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the
> neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and
> theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams.
>
> What those it takes to be excel on these fields.
>

huh? MS has GOT to localize these froups.

--
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- Shouldn't hemorrhoids be called asteroids?

Neil
Tue Jan 24 20:47:13 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
news:eo3wVsTIGHA.3056@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Somebody HAS to be making these up.
>

you can't make up this stuff

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- Shouldn't hemorrhoids be called asteroids?

Robert
Wed Jan 25 10:26:06 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9755DD90FCD19neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear =?Utf-8?B?c29sYUBsb3Zl?= <sola@love@discussions.microsoft.com>
> say in news:D03A875C-47D8-45AF-A540-B79D7F9E3184@microsoft.com:
>
> > I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the
> > neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and
> > theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams.
> >
> > What those it takes to be excel on these fields.
> >
>
> huh? MS has GOT to localize these froups.
>
You mean they DON'T already?? What the fsk are all the .arabic., .au., .br.,
.cn., .de., .es., .fr., etc. etc. etc.???

kpg
Wed Jan 25 10:29:19 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> You mean they DON'T already?? What the fsk are all the .arabic.,
> .au., .br., .cn., .de., .es., .fr., etc. etc. etc.???

I don't know. I don't speak .au.br.cn.de.es or .fr.

But I'm pretty sure of what goes on in the .arabic one.

.kpg

Robert
Wed Jan 25 10:54:50 CST 2006


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns97566AA6C156Cipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > You mean they DON'T already?? What the fsk are all the .arabic.,
> > .au., .br., .cn., .de., .es., .fr., etc. etc. etc.???
>
> I don't know. I don't speak .au.br.cn.de.es or .fr.
>
> But I'm pretty sure of what goes on in the .arabic one.
>
> .kpg

In case you weren't kidding, yes they are localized:

au = Australian (funny accents)
br = Brazilian
cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
de = Germany
es = Espanola (Spain)
fr = French (not just a kissing disease anymore)
gu = GUAM (Give Up And Masturbate) not in the list, just thought it was funny
hu = Hungary (Starving)
il = Israel (I don't know, Is it real?)

Robert
Wed Jan 25 10:55:53 CST 2006

Here is a list of all the TLD Codes

http://www.iana.org/cctld/cctld-whois.htm


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns97566AA6C156Cipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > You mean they DON'T already?? What the fsk are all the .arabic.,
> > .au., .br., .cn., .de., .es., .fr., etc. etc. etc.???
>
> I don't know. I don't speak .au.br.cn.de.es or .fr.
>
> But I'm pretty sure of what goes on in the .arabic one.
>
> .kpg

kpg
Wed Jan 25 11:18:03 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)

If that were true, why is Neil here?

Robert
Wed Jan 25 11:22:17 CST 2006

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns975672EA23331ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>
> If that were true, why is Neil here?
>
Shhhh...don't *tell* him

T-Bone
Wed Jan 25 11:25:44 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote
> You mean they DON'T already?? What the fsk are all the .arabic., .au.,
> .br.,
> .cn., .de., .es., .fr., etc. etc. etc.???

Some of the groups are localized, but the certification ones aren't.
--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

JaR
Wed Jan 25 11:25:57 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of kpg:

>> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>
> If that were true, why is Neil here?

Well, for one thing, cn != ca

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand

kpg
Wed Jan 25 11:26:51 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187674.htm (1/25/2006
> 11:24:20 AM) # "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
> news:Xns975672EA23331ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
>> said something like
>>
>> > cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>>
>> If that were true, why is Neil here?
>>
> Shhhh...don't *tell* him

Why not.

Hey Neil!

Did you know there is a group made just for your kind?

You can post 1500 times over there, and confin your posting
in this group to meainginful dialog, like this.

Thanks.

kpg
Wed Jan 25 11:29:15 CST 2006

JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187677.htm (1/25/2006
> 11:27:35 AM) # Echoed forth from the dank caverns of
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the plaintive wail of kpg:
>
>>> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>>
>> If that were true, why is Neil here?
>
> Well, for one thing, cn != ca


Look, we all know that .cn is not Califronia.


kp "Republicans put it on the front bumper" g

Robert
Wed Jan 25 11:33:33 CST 2006

Muahhhaha...it worked! Child Psychology Rocks....lol


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns9756746898C6Aipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187674.htm (1/25/2006
> > 11:24:20 AM) # "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
> > news:Xns975672EA23331ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> >> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> >> said something like
> >>
> >> > cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
> >>
> >> If that were true, why is Neil here?
> >>
> > Shhhh...don't *tell* him
>
> Why not.
>
> Hey Neil!
>
> Did you know there is a group made just for your kind?
>
> You can post 1500 times over there, and confin your posting
> in this group to meainginful dialog, like this.
>
> Thanks.

Robert
Wed Jan 25 11:35:40 CST 2006


"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97565FF3953E0Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
> plaintive wail of kpg:
>
> >> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
> >
> > If that were true, why is Neil here?
>
> Well, for one thing, cn != ca
>
I'm sure we are all aware that cn=China and ca=canada, it was a Joke dude!

Robert
Wed Jan 25 11:36:10 CST 2006


"T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:O%23E%23gRdIGHA.3896@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> "Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> wrote
> > You mean they DON'T already?? What the fsk are all the .arabic., .au.,
> > .br.,
> > .cn., .de., .es., .fr., etc. etc. etc.???
>
> Some of the groups are localized, but the certification ones aren't.
> --
> T-Bone
> MCNGP XL
>
>
Damn! So you mean we're stuck with them?

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 11:41:36 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 12:18pm "kpg" blathered:

> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
>> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>
> If that were true, why is Neil here?

Yes.

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Frisbee®
Wed Jan 25 11:43:47 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in message news:usajEXdIGHA.2300@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
>
> "JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97565FF3953E0Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
>> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
>> the
>> plaintive wail of kpg:
>>
>> >> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>> >
>> > If that were true, why is Neil here?
>>
>> Well, for one thing, cn != ca
>>
> I'm sure we are all aware that cn=China and ca=canada, it was a Joke dude!

That's your story and you're sticking with it. {$1 to self}

JaR
Wed Jan 25 11:41:07 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Robert Williams:

> I'm sure we are all aware that cn=China and ca=canada, it was a Joke
> dude!

Oh. Heh.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday....lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

Robert
Wed Jan 25 11:45:35 CST 2006


"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ebYibadIGHA.1180@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> wrote in message news:usajEXdIGHA.2300@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> >
> > "JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns97565FF3953E0Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> >> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> >> the
> >> plaintive wail of kpg:
> >>
> >> >> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
> >> >
> >> > If that were true, why is Neil here?
> >>
> >> Well, for one thing, cn != ca
> >>
> > I'm sure we are all aware that cn=China and ca=canada, it was a Joke dude!
>
> That's your story and you're sticking with it. {$1 to self}
>
>
damn skippy

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:18:31 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
news:efewMwcIGHA.376@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>> huh? MS has GOT to localize these froups.
>>
> You mean they DON'T already?? What the fsk are all the .arabic.,
> .au., .br., .cn., .de., .es., .fr., etc. etc. etc.???
>

MS hasn't localized the m.p.c.mcse group

--
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- If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of
progress?

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:19:06 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns975672EA23331ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
>> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>
> If that were true, why is Neil here?
>
>

sumpin to do

--
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- Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:21:20 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
news:O29DQAdIGHA.1836@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)

I believe that's China

--
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- Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!

kpg
Wed Jan 25 12:22:30 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> MS hasn't localized the m.p.c.mcse group

It's becuase we must all learn to work together as a team.

kp "it's a networking thing" g

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:22:41 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns9756746898C6Aipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Hey Neil!

yes

>
> Did you know there is a group made just for your kind?

they don't have a cn.mcse and I don't speak the language

>
> You can post 1500 times over there, and confin your posting
> in this group to meainginful dialog, like this.
>

no

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- ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the IQ test...

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:23:06 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
news:uXuU4VdIGHA.516@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> Muahhhaha...it worked! Child Psychology Rocks....lol

only on a child, bobby-bill

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.-Eins

kpg
Wed Jan 25 12:24:19 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187751.htm (1/25/2006
> 12:22:20 PM) # did you hear "Robert Williams"
> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
> news:O29DQAdIGHA.1836@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>
> I believe that's China

OK. I know you're trying to get to 1500,

and it looks like you will make it afterall,

but we've already established that it's China.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:24:53 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
news:uXHeWXdIGHA.648@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Damn! So you mean we're stuck with them?

DINGDINGDING

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- A hand in the bush beats two on the bird?

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:23:51 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97565FF3953E0Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of kpg:
>
>>> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>>
>> If that were true, why is Neil here?
>
> Well, for one thing, cn != ca
>

nice...but we're getting there...few million more Chinese imagrants is
all it will take

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.-Eins

Robert
Wed Jan 25 12:36:57 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975687DC56ABCneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Robert Williams"
> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
> news:O29DQAdIGHA.1836@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> > cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>
> I believe that's China
>
Yes, Neil, that was already exposed. Just read on!

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:43:05 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns97567E26A7A20ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like
>
>> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187751.htm (1/25/2006
>> 12:22:20 PM) # did you hear "Robert Williams"
>> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
>> news:O29DQAdIGHA.1836@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> cn = Canadian (can never understand them)
>>
>> I believe that's China
>
> OK. I know you're trying to get to 1500,
>
> and it looks like you will make it afterall,
>
> but we've already established that it's China.
>

yeah, but I hadn't read that far yet

--
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- Bosnian solution? A few plane loads of postal workers.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:42:23 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns97567DD854FF2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like
>
>> MS hasn't localized the m.p.c.mcse group
>
> It's becuase we must all learn to work together as a team.
>
> kp "it's a networking thing" g
>

and with all teams, someones gotta warm the bench...

--
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- No, really! I watch "Baywatch" for the plot!

Robert
Wed Jan 25 12:46:59 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97568761BADA7neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Robert Williams"
> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
> news:efewMwcIGHA.376@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
> >> huh? MS has GOT to localize these froups.
> >>
> > You mean they DON'T already?? What the fsk are all the .arabic.,
> > .au., .br., .cn., .de., .es., .fr., etc. etc. etc.???
> >
>
> MS hasn't localized the m.p.c.mcse group
>
> --
So what is microsoft.public.arabic.mcse? or microsoft.public.cn.cert.mcse? or
microsoft.public.br.certificacoes? or microsoft.public.il.hebrew.mcse? or even
microsoft.public.pk.certification.mcse?

Those ALL look like localized certification NGs to me....

Robert
Wed Jan 25 12:48:02 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97568B6D945F6neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
> news:Xns97567DD854FF2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
> > Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like
> >
> >> MS hasn't localized the m.p.c.mcse group
> >
> > It's becuase we must all learn to work together as a team.
> >
> > kp "it's a networking thing" g
> >
>
> and with all teams, someones gotta warm the bench...
>
Better keep your a$$ protected then

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:54:12 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
news:uVQAU5dIGHA.3728@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Yes, Neil, that was already exposed. Just read on!

blah, blah, blah...go eat lunch and there are 127 posts to read and reply
to and becuase I replied to each before reading all you have to gimme a
hard time...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Error 44: Mouse conflict. Mickey and Minnie getting divorced.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:54:46 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in news:#eZHg
$dIGHA.2300@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>
> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97568B6D945F6neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
>> news:Xns97567DD854FF2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>>
>> > Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like
>> >
>> >> MS hasn't localized the m.p.c.mcse group
>> >
>> > It's becuase we must all learn to work together as a team.
>> >
>> > kp "it's a networking thing" g
>> >
>>
>> and with all teams, someones gotta warm the bench...
>>
> Better keep your a$$ protected then
>
>
>

GOOG LUCK IN PRISON!!!

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- Someday these will be "the good old days."

kpg
Wed Jan 25 12:54:39 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> yeah, but I hadn't read that far yet

Excuses are like Jamesholes.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:55:28 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
news:uEv96#dIGHA.2300@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> So what is microsoft.public.arabic.mcse? or
> microsoft.public.cn.cert.mcse? or microsoft.public.br.certificacoes?
> or microsoft.public.il.hebrew.mcse? or even
> microsoft.public.pk.certification.mcse?
>
> Those ALL look like localized certification NGs to me....
>

then they aren't well published as they all wind up here anywhoooo

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- Someday these will be "the good old days."

Robert
Wed Jan 25 12:59:07 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97568D6EFF492neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Robert Williams"
> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
> news:uVQAU5dIGHA.3728@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
> > Yes, Neil, that was already exposed. Just read on!
>
> blah, blah, blah...go eat lunch and there are 127 posts to read and reply
> to and becuase I replied to each before reading all you have to gimme a
> hard time...
>
it's part of the job description

kpg
Wed Jan 25 12:58:56 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187790.htm (1/25/2006
> 12:56:33 PM) # did you hear "Robert Williams"
> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
> news:uVQAU5dIGHA.3728@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
>> Yes, Neil, that was already exposed. Just read on!
>
> blah, blah, blah...go eat lunch and there are 127 posts to read and
> reply to and becuase I replied to each before reading all you have to
> gimme a hard time...


Lunch breaks? There's no lunch breaks in IT.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 13:01:10 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns9756834BA1926ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like
>
>> yeah, but I hadn't read that far yet
>
> Excuses are like Jamesholes.
>

but I have 2

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- Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!

JaR
Wed Jan 25 13:02:01 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

> they don't have a cn.mcse and I don't speak the language

Oh yes they do.

--
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MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
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a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and
explode once a year, killing everyone inside. ~Robert X. Cringely

Robert
Wed Jan 25 13:01:27 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97568DA60F287neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Robert Williams"
> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
> news:uEv96#dIGHA.2300@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
> > So what is microsoft.public.arabic.mcse? or
> > microsoft.public.cn.cert.mcse? or microsoft.public.br.certificacoes?
> > or microsoft.public.il.hebrew.mcse? or even
> > microsoft.public.pk.certification.mcse?
> >
> > Those ALL look like localized certification NGs to me....
> >
>
> then they aren't well published as they all wind up here anywhoooo
>
Might be that too many people are trying to learn broken engrish.

JaR
Wed Jan 25 13:03:28 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>>
>
> nice...but we're getting there...few million more Chinese imagrants is
> all it will take

Don't think it will take all that many.

Have ya been to Raincouver lately?

--
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MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
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Neil
Wed Jan 25 13:04:26 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns975684059F701ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Lunch breaks? There's no lunch breaks in IT.

I'm government

--
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- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 13:04:41 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
news:eEHisFeIGHA.3348@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> it's part of the job description
>

I didn't get one.

--
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- Black holes were created when God divided by zero.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 13:04:06 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9756703D8D191Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>> they don't have a cn.mcse and I don't speak the language
>
> Oh yes they do.
>

they speak my language?

--
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- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 13:06:40 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9756707B4943ATalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Have ya been to Raincouver lately?
>

going this summer. Family is out there (probably sharing thier house with a
south-east asia family). I'll say hi to Kat for you.

--
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- Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Neil
Wed Jan 25 13:07:47 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
news:upDhAHeIGHA.3000@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Might be that too many people are trying to learn broken engrish.

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=dont-screw-
off.jpg&category=Computer&date=2003-11-07

or

http://tinyurl.com/zewv for those who like it tiny

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- If a man is alone in a forest, is he still wrong?

Robert
Wed Jan 25 13:12:19 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97568F35AB052neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Robert Williams"
> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
> news:eEHisFeIGHA.3348@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
> > it's part of the job description
> >
>
> I didn't get one.
>
A job? or a description?

Neil
Wed Jan 25 13:21:35 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in news:
#D9EFNeIGHA.1836@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> A job? or a description?

I'm gummint so both...I do get the paycheck however...

--
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- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

JaR
Wed Jan 25 13:27:32 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> Oh yes they do.
>>
>
> they speak my language?

Yours, yes.

--
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MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
n the twenty-first century, whoever controls the screen controls
consciousness, information and thought. ~Timothy Leary

Neil
Wed Jan 25 13:30:51 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9756749118E4FTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>>> Oh yes they do.
>>>
>>
>> they speak my language?
>
> Yours, yes.
>

then why are the letters so off

--
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- C program run. Run, program, run. PLEASE...

kpg
Wed Jan 25 13:52:54 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187812.htm (1/25/2006
> 1:51:44 PM) # did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
> news:Xns975684059F701ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
>> Lunch breaks? There's no lunch breaks in IT.
>
> I'm government

Work? There's is no work in government.

Robert
Wed Jan 25 13:57:28 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975692138AC02neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Robert Williams"
> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in news:
> #D9EFNeIGHA.1836@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> > A job? or a description?
>
> I'm gummint so both...I do get the paycheck however...
>
Skimmin of the Gov't, huh? Must be military.

kpg
Wed Jan 25 14:00:47 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> Skimmin of the Gov't, huh? Must be military.


Remember, this is Canadia we're talking about.


They don't even like guns.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 14:05:04 CST 2006

did you hear "Robert Williams"
<RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in
news:ed0kTmeIGHA.2704@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>
> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns975692138AC02neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> did you hear "Robert Williams"
>> <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> say in news:
>> #D9EFNeIGHA.1836@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>>
>> > A job? or a description?
>>
>> I'm gummint so both...I do get the paycheck however...
>>
> Skimmin of the Gov't, huh? Must be military.
>
>
>

no, but if you'd like I can be mean to people from another country like
the military....wait, I'm doing that now...

--
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- Imagination is intelligence having fun.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 14:04:01 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns97568D2D06BA0ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like
>
>> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187812.htm (1/25/2006
>> 1:51:44 PM) # did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
>> news:Xns975684059F701ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> Lunch breaks? There's no lunch breaks in IT.
>>
>> I'm government
>
> Work? There's is no work in government.
>

in that case I must still be on lunch

--
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- Imagination is intelligence having fun.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 14:08:52 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns97568E8317DFEipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

>
> Remember, this is Canadia we're talking about.
>
>
> They don't even like guns.

that's right, we're unarmed AND educated......with health care....

--
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- I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once...

Mike
Wed Jan 25 20:00:39 CST 2006


"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:Xns9755CBCD2382Alashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
> "Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> wrote in news:#2yOsAUIGHA.532@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> "sola@love" <sola@love@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>> news:D03A875C-47D8-45AF-A540-B79D7F9E3184@microsoft.com...
>>> I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the
>>> neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and
>>> theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams.
>>>
>>> What those it takes to be excel on these fields.
>>
>>
>> Maybe they come from infected computers. Ever get SPAM that just
>> doesn't sound right?
>>
>>
>>
>
> Something makes me think I need a pen!s enlargement.
>

I refinanced my pen!s...I also enlarged my mortgage using a replica Rolex
watch and OEM software.


--
Mike T.
MCNGP #XLI
Steeeempy, you eeeeediot!