OT: Receptionists is crazy!

My name is not Kim. Anyone who calls and asks for Kim should be transferred
to extension 118. I am Ken. Not Kim. I am not extension 118. Thank you.

--

KB - MCNGP "Four times this week! thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Neil
Fri Apr 30 15:15:35 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in
news:#dkTv8uLEHA.340@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> My name is not Kim. Anyone who calls and asks for Kim should be
> transferred to extension 118. I am Ken. Not Kim. I am not extension
> 118. Thank you.
>

whatever you say Kim...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Fri Apr 30 15:26:30 CDT 2004

On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 16:10:39 -0400, Ken Briscoe declaimed:

> My name is not Kim. Anyone who calls and asks for Kim should be
> transferred to extension 118. I am Ken. Not Kim. I am not extension 118.
> Thank you.

"Kim Briscoe, please pick up extension 118!"

Ken
Fri Apr 30 15:46:13 CDT 2004

"JaR" <nunyo@softhome.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.04.30.20.26.30.378349@softhome.net...
> On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 16:10:39 -0400, Ken Briscoe declaimed:
>
> > My name is not Kim. Anyone who calls and asks for Kim should be
> > transferred to extension 118. I am Ken. Not Kim. I am not extension 118.
> > Thank you.
>
> "Kim Briscoe, please pick up extension 118!"

It will ring and ring, because not only is there no Kim Briscoe, the Kim
you're looking for has left for the day. And besides, I won't hear it ring,
as I am NOT EXTENSION 118.

Seriously. I've gotten 4 calls this week for Kim, who is the A/P lady down
the hall. The receptionist has called me......
"Ken, Emily's on line 2 for you."
"For me?"
"Yeah, strange. That's what I thought, too."
"OK, thanks."
<line 2>
"Hello, this is Ken"
"Ken? Er....Kim?"
"No, this is Ken. Are you looking for Kim?"
"Yes. Why-"
"Hold on, I'll transfer you."

I mean, come on. That's taken up almost 5 minutes of my workweek! I don't
have time for this!

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Consultant
Fri Apr 30 15:52:43 CDT 2004

was she hot?


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%23tjxnQvLEHA.1388@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "JaR" <nunyo@softhome.net> wrote in message
> news:pan.2004.04.30.20.26.30.378349@softhome.net...
> > On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 16:10:39 -0400, Ken Briscoe declaimed:
> >
> > > My name is not Kim. Anyone who calls and asks for Kim should be
> > > transferred to extension 118. I am Ken. Not Kim. I am not extension
118.
> > > Thank you.
> >
> > "Kim Briscoe, please pick up extension 118!"
>
> It will ring and ring, because not only is there no Kim Briscoe, the Kim
> you're looking for has left for the day. And besides, I won't hear it
ring,
> as I am NOT EXTENSION 118.
>
> Seriously. I've gotten 4 calls this week for Kim, who is the A/P lady down
> the hall. The receptionist has called me......
> "Ken, Emily's on line 2 for you."
> "For me?"
> "Yeah, strange. That's what I thought, too."
> "OK, thanks."
> <line 2>
> "Hello, this is Ken"
> "Ken? Er....Kim?"
> "No, this is Ken. Are you looking for Kim?"
> "Yes. Why-"
> "Hold on, I'll transfer you."
>
> I mean, come on. That's taken up almost 5 minutes of my workweek! I don't
> have time for this!
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

JaR
Fri Apr 30 15:56:04 CDT 2004

On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 16:46:13 -0400, Ken Briscoe declaimed:
>That's taken up almost 5 minutes of my workweek! I don't
> have time for this!

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Oh, BTW.

It's Beer-Thirty!

JaR
Untimely Thug

Ken
Fri Apr 30 16:00:11 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ulxnWUvLEHA.3712@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> was she hot?

Kim = 9
Receptionist = old, 2. probably 6 in her day, though
Emily = she sounds like she's got a mouth full of marbles. so, judging from
that: 2

HTH.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Consultant
Fri Apr 30 16:00:20 CDT 2004

already had some

"JaR" <nunyo@softhome.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.04.30.20.56.04.731086@softhome.net...
> On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 16:46:13 -0400, Ken Briscoe declaimed:
> >That's taken up almost 5 minutes of my workweek! I don't
> > have time for this!
>
> ROTFLMFAO!!!
>
> Oh, BTW.
>
> It's Beer-Thirty!
>
> JaR
> Untimely Thug

Consultant
Fri Apr 30 16:03:12 CDT 2004

i say you have a meeting with kim about this

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%239HFbYvLEHA.624@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:ulxnWUvLEHA.3712@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > was she hot?
>
> Kim = 9
> Receptionist = old, 2. probably 6 in her day, though
> Emily = she sounds like she's got a mouth full of marbles. so, judging
from
> that: 2
>
> HTH.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Ken
Fri Apr 30 16:08:58 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OiXsNavLEHA.1340@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> i say you have a meeting with kim about this

she's married. but she's weathered the storm of pregnancy remarkably well.
she's yummy again.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Consultant
Fri Apr 30 16:11:33 CDT 2004

trust me, just because they are married, means absolutely nothing. jtyc, can
i get an amen?


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:u9e3UdvLEHA.2660@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:OiXsNavLEHA.1340@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > i say you have a meeting with kim about this
>
> she's married. but she's weathered the storm of pregnancy remarkably well.
> she's yummy again.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Kat
Fri Apr 30 16:14:41 CDT 2004

Amen

Consultant wrote:
> trust me, just because they are married, means absolutely nothing. jtyc, can
> i get an amen?
>
>
> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:u9e3UdvLEHA.2660@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
>>"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:OiXsNavLEHA.1340@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>>
>>>i say you have a meeting with kim about this
>>
>>she's married. but she's weathered the storm of pregnancy remarkably well.
>>she's yummy again.
>>
>>--
>>
>>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>>
>>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>>
>>
>
>
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Ken
Fri Apr 30 16:16:20 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:uZ8a4evLEHA.3712@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> trust me, just because they are married, means absolutely nothing. jtyc,
can
> i get an amen?

oh i wasn't implying that i wouldn't hit it. i was just saying that maybe
she wouldn't. i think you're right....we should schedule a meeting.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

LnkWizard
Fri Apr 30 16:16:33 CDT 2004

Kat, have you ordered any of that chocolate yet?

--
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LnkWizard MCNGP 2^5

"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
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---


"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:4092c1b8@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Amen
>
> Consultant wrote:
> > trust me, just because they are married, means absolutely nothing. jtyc,
can
> > i get an amen?
> >
> >
> > "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> > news:u9e3UdvLEHA.2660@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >
> >>"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >>news:OiXsNavLEHA.1340@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> >>
> >>>i say you have a meeting with kim about this
> >>
> >>she's married. but she's weathered the storm of pregnancy remarkably
well.
> >>she's yummy again.
> >>
> >>--
> >>
> >>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
> >>
> >>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> Kat - MCNGP #29
>
>

Consultant
Fri Apr 30 16:20:51 CDT 2004

go my brother, do it now

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:eD$YchvLEHA.2976@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:uZ8a4evLEHA.3712@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> > trust me, just because they are married, means absolutely nothing. jtyc,
> can
> > i get an amen?
>
> oh i wasn't implying that i wouldn't hit it. i was just saying that maybe
> she wouldn't. i think you're right....we should schedule a meeting.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Ken
Fri Apr 30 16:24:59 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23%23jqEkvLEHA.3664@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> go my brother, do it now

Sadly, this rendezvous must wait until next week, as she has gone home for
the day. However, first thing Monday morning, I will tell her that I'd like
to throw it in her poop chute sometime during the week. Thanks for your
advice on this matter, Consultant. I appreciate it.

--

KB - MCNGP "Going to get fired thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Consultant
Fri Apr 30 16:28:52 CDT 2004

be sure to say:

"aint nobody gots ta know"

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:esIISmvLEHA.556@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:%23%23jqEkvLEHA.3664@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > go my brother, do it now
>
> Sadly, this rendezvous must wait until next week, as she has gone home for
> the day. However, first thing Monday morning, I will tell her that I'd
like
> to throw it in her poop chute sometime during the week. Thanks for your
> advice on this matter, Consultant. I appreciate it.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "Going to get fired thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Jtyc
Fri Apr 30 16:32:47 CDT 2004

> trust me, just because they are married, means absolutely nothing. jtyc,
can
> i get an amen?

I plead the 5th.

Jtyc
Fri Apr 30 16:33:19 CDT 2004

> Amen

I don't care what they say about you, you're ok in my book.

Kat
Fri Apr 30 17:47:08 CDT 2004

Chocolate?! Chocolate?! What chocolate! Where! Why didn't I get any of
this so called chocolate?! Of course, I have plenty of it here, but what
is it I am supposed to be ordering?

LnkWizard wrote:
> Kat, have you ordered any of that chocolate yet?
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Kat
Fri Apr 30 17:49:04 CDT 2004

What who says? I thought I was OK period. Didn't know was only ok in
certain people's books.

You know, women in IT are a rarity. We should be worshipped. Shouldn't
we Sue?

Jtyc wrote:

>>Amen
>
>
> I don't care what they say about you, you're ok in my book.
>
>
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Jtyc
Fri Apr 30 18:14:36 CDT 2004

> You know, women in IT are a rarity. We should be worshipped. Shouldn't
> we Sue?


Oh I do. Don't freak out or anything but, I have a shrine for each of you
in my basement. It's nothing weird or anything like that though...

Dragon
Fri Apr 30 18:29:03 CDT 2004

Bad Kitty!

:-)

"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:4092c1b8@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Amen
>
> Consultant wrote:
> > trust me, just because they are married, means absolutely nothing. jtyc,
can
> > i get an amen?
> >
> >
> > "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> > news:u9e3UdvLEHA.2660@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >
> >>"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >>news:OiXsNavLEHA.1340@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> >>
> >>>i say you have a meeting with kim about this
> >>
> >>she's married. but she's weathered the storm of pregnancy remarkably
well.
> >>she's yummy again.
> >>
> >>--
> >>
> >>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
> >>
> >>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> Kat - MCNGP #29
>
>

Brat
Fri Apr 30 19:23:05 CDT 2004

lol hear hear!! on a side note... just get home from work and check ng...
69 new posts!!!!

--
Sue MCNGP #69 <--- coincidence or just plain perverted? (the number of
posts I mean)

Proud member since April 8, 2002
"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:4092d7e0$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> What who says? I thought I was OK period. Didn't know was only ok in
> certain people's books.
>
> You know, women in IT are a rarity. We should be worshipped. Shouldn't
> we Sue?
>
> Jtyc wrote:
>
> >>Amen
> >
> >
> > I don't care what they say about you, you're ok in my book.
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> Kat - MCNGP #29
>
>

Neil
Fri Apr 30 19:33:27 CDT 2004

"Brat" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in news:J5Ckc.32892
$Np3.1195731@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca:

> Sue MCNGP #69 <--- coincidence or just plain perverted? (the number of
> posts I mean)
>

I'm thinkin both...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

babycakes
Sat May 01 09:56:02 CDT 2004

Hiya, Kenny

Apparently you didn't realize that I read newsgroups, too. Thank you so much for the nice compliment, but personally, I think I'm more of an 11 than a 9. Yes, I have bounced back nicely from my pregnancy, thanks to aerobics and keigle exercizes. You need to be careful, though, because my husband reads mpcemcse, too, and he's 6' 4" and 250 lbs. of solid muscle

I am likewise tired of misdirected calls. I get calls a lot where people are asking me to set them up a new Windows account and stuff, and I just don't understand what they're talking about. If they want me to write a them a check, I can handle that, though. Sheesh! Who do they think I am? Ken

Love and teases

Kim

Ken
Mon May 03 08:08:58 CDT 2004

"Kim in Payables" <babycakes@ddcup.com> wrote in message
news:B4DC53E1-A8E7-40C7-8A62-343BDAD67570@microsoft.com...
> Hiya, Kenny!
>
> Apparently you didn't realize that I read newsgroups, too. Thank you
so much for the nice compliment, but personally, I think I'm more of an 11
than a 9. Yes, I have bounced back nicely from my pregnancy, thanks to
aerobics and keigle exercizes. You need to be careful, though, because my
husband reads mpcemcse, too, and he's 6' 4" and 250 lbs. of solid muscle.
>
> I am likewise tired of misdirected calls. I get calls a lot where
people are asking me to set them up a new Windows account and stuff, and I
just don't understand what they're talking about. If they want me to write
a them a check, I can handle that, though. Sheesh! Who do they think I am?
Ken?
>
> Love and teases,
>
> Kim

We should set up a meeting.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Neil
Mon May 03 08:29:12 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:eq3pE$QMEHA.3292
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

>
> We should set up a meeting.

start heading west then Ken. I think JaR has been spending too much time on
his breast enlargement products. He now thinks he's Kim...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

LnkWizard
Mon May 03 09:35:12 CDT 2004


"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:4092d76c$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Chocolate?! Chocolate?! What chocolate! Where! Why didn't I get any of
> this so called chocolate?! Of course, I have plenty of it here, but what
> is it I am supposed to be ordering?
>
> --
> Kat - MCNGP #29
>

Remember the conversation about Ghiradelli's Chocolate?
After I sent you the web address you said something about
ordering some.

--
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
LnkWizard MCNGP 2^5

"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---

Kat
Mon May 03 10:47:22 CDT 2004



LnkWizard wrote:

>
> Remember the conversation about Ghiradelli's Chocolate?
> After I sent you the web address you said something about
> ordering some.
>

yes, Yes I did. Then, I didn't. Didn't I?
--
Kat - MCNGP #29

JaR
Mon May 03 11:23:23 CDT 2004

On Mon, 03 May 2004 06:29:12 -0700, Neil declaimed:

> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:eq3pE$QMEHA.3292
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>
>> We should set up a meeting.
>
> start heading west then Ken. I think JaR has been spending too much time
> on his breast enlargement products. He now thinks he's Kim...

Check those headers again, Neil. Wasn't me!

JaR
Different Thug

LnkWizard
Mon May 03 11:34:54 CDT 2004




"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:4096698b$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
>
>
> LnkWizard wrote:
>
> >
> > Remember the conversation about Ghiradelli's Chocolate?
> > After I sent you the web address you said something about
> > ordering some.
> >
>
> yes, Yes I did. Then, I didn't. Didn't I?
> --
> Kat - MCNGP #29
>
>
You try to confuse.

BTW, just bought another bag of G's chocolates for
my wife yesterday.

--
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
LnkWizard MCNGP 2^5

"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---

Consultant
Mon May 03 11:48:34 CDT 2004

i'm thinkin about asking that new girl from logistics out



"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:eq3pE$QMEHA.3292@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Kim in Payables" <babycakes@ddcup.com> wrote in message
> news:B4DC53E1-A8E7-40C7-8A62-343BDAD67570@microsoft.com...
> > Hiya, Kenny!
> >
> > Apparently you didn't realize that I read newsgroups, too. Thank you
> so much for the nice compliment, but personally, I think I'm more of an 11
> than a 9. Yes, I have bounced back nicely from my pregnancy, thanks to
> aerobics and keigle exercizes. You need to be careful, though, because my
> husband reads mpcemcse, too, and he's 6' 4" and 250 lbs. of solid muscle.
> >
> > I am likewise tired of misdirected calls. I get calls a lot where
> people are asking me to set them up a new Windows account and stuff, and I
> just don't understand what they're talking about. If they want me to
write
> a them a check, I can handle that, though. Sheesh! Who do they think I
am?
> Ken?
> >
> > Love and teases,
> >
> > Kim
>
> We should set up a meeting.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Neil
Mon May 03 12:11:19 CDT 2004

JaR <nunyo@softhome.net> wrote in news:pan.2004.05.03.16.23.23.245499
@softhome.net:

> On Mon, 03 May 2004 06:29:12 -0700, Neil declaimed:
>
>> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:eq3pE$QMEHA.3292
>> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>>
>>
>>> We should set up a meeting.
>>
>> start heading west then Ken. I think JaR has been spending too much
time
>> on his breast enlargement products. He now thinks he's Kim...
>
> Check those headers again, Neil. Wasn't me!
>
> JaR
> Different Thug
>

I sit corrected.....

When you gonna fix my ferrari. At least when I ship ferraris they arrrive
in good shape. Right Kat?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Kat
Mon May 03 12:21:24 CDT 2004

Hell yeah! Everyone loves my new ride! And it's GREAT on gas. Still
using the original tank :D


Neil wrote:
> JaR <nunyo@softhome.net> wrote in news:pan.2004.05.03.16.23.23.245499
> @softhome.net:
>
>
>>On Mon, 03 May 2004 06:29:12 -0700, Neil declaimed:
>>
>>
>>>"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:eq3pE$QMEHA.3292
>>>@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>We should set up a meeting.
>>>
>>>start heading west then Ken. I think JaR has been spending too much
>
> time
>
>>>on his breast enlargement products. He now thinks he's Kim...
>>
>>Check those headers again, Neil. Wasn't me!
>>
>>JaR
>>Different Thug
>>
>
>
> I sit corrected.....
>
> When you gonna fix my ferrari. At least when I ship ferraris they arrrive
> in good shape. Right Kat?
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Ken
Mon May 03 12:24:02 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23uEe65SMEHA.644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> i'm thinkin about asking that new girl from logistics out

show her your O face. woooo woooo

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Kat
Mon May 03 12:34:26 CDT 2004

Bake her a batch of your cookies

Ken Briscoe wrote:

> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:%23uEe65SMEHA.644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
>>i'm thinkin about asking that new girl from logistics out
>
>
> show her your O face. woooo woooo
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Kat
Mon May 03 12:37:24 CDT 2004

Anyone else being crippled by this new Virus? My internet at home (dsl,
telus) has been down all weekend- reportedly down through many spots on
BC- and now I get into work and it's barely working here either :P

Pissing me off. can't even use MSN. The horrors!

Rowdy
Mon May 03 12:46:50 CDT 2004

Kat <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in news:40968354$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca:

> Anyone else being crippled by this new Virus? My internet at home (dsl,
> telus) has been down all weekend- reportedly down through many spots on
> BC- and now I get into work and it's barely working here either :P
>
> Pissing me off. can't even use MSN. The horrors!
>
>

yup. got hit on a couple of boxes with sasser. been cleaning and scanning
all day.. damn that thing it anoying...



Rowdy Yates
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JaR
Mon May 03 13:04:49 CDT 2004

On Mon, 03 May 2004 10:11:19 -0700, Neil declaimed:
>>
>>
> I sit corrected.....
>
> When you gonna fix my ferrari. At least when I ship ferraris they arrrive
> in good shape. Right Kat?

Why should I have to fix YOUR Ferrari? Even if there was something wrong
with it, which there isn't. Other than a tiny bit of dampness. Which I'm
not responsible for, and don't know anything about, anyway. Plus you never
bought the extended warranty.

JaR
Egyptian River Thug

Neil
Mon May 03 13:17:01 CDT 2004

Kat <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in news:40967f94$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca:

>
> Hell yeah! Everyone loves my new ride! And it's GREAT on gas. Still
> using the original tank :D

<with tongue sticking out at JaR>

PPPLLLTTTTTTHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

</with tongue sticking out at JaR>

(and mine came with a free refill. I'm still working on your testimonial
JaR but I'm having difficulty with the wording. )

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Kat
Mon May 03 13:21:24 CDT 2004

Future shop lets you buy the xtended warranty up to a year after
purchase. I say buy it now Neil.

JaR wrote:

> On Mon, 03 May 2004 10:11:19 -0700, Neil declaimed:
>
>>>
>>I sit corrected.....
>>
>>When you gonna fix my ferrari. At least when I ship ferraris they arrrive
>>in good shape. Right Kat?
>
>
> Why should I have to fix YOUR Ferrari? Even if there was something wrong
> with it, which there isn't. Other than a tiny bit of dampness. Which I'm
> not responsible for, and don't know anything about, anyway. Plus you never
> bought the extended warranty.
>
> JaR
> Egyptian River Thug

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Neil
Mon May 03 13:34:45 CDT 2004

Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote in
news:Xns94DE8C237E1E5rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> Kat <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in
> news:40968354$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca:
>
>> Anyone else being crippled by this new Virus? My internet at home
>> (dsl, telus) has been down all weekend- reportedly down through many
>> spots on BC- and now I get into work and it's barely working here
>> either :P
>>
>> Pissing me off. can't even use MSN. The horrors!
>>
>>
>
> yup. got hit on a couple of boxes with sasser. been cleaning and
> scanning all day.. damn that thing it anoying...
>
>
>
> Rowdy Yates

God Bless my Firewalls....
(quiet as a church in my corner of the world)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Mon May 03 13:47:48 CDT 2004

On Mon, 03 May 2004 11:21:24 -0700, Kat declaimed:

> Future shop lets you buy the xtended warranty up to a year after purchase.
> I say buy it now Neil.
>
>

Yes, Neil may still purchase our exclusive[1] extended warranty
protection. For one low, low price[2] he can rest assured that his new,
spotless, perfect condition Ferrari can stay in the best shape for as long
as he is able to make the necessary repairs to keep it that way, and take
personal responsibility for any misuse, damage, use, modifications,
failure to modify, improper garaging, driving on streets, thoroughfares,
avenues, or highways, at any speed exceeding the legal limit for stop
signs, or in conditions of excessive humidity.

[1] Some exclusions apply, see contract for full details.
[2] Ok, not all that low, but payments[3] are available.
[3] 95% down plus a one time service charge of 15%. Balance payable over
20 years. On approved credit.

Ask about our new line of quality Braindumps & Breast Enhancers. 100%
guaranteed!

JaR
SalesThug

Neil
Mon May 03 13:54:51 CDT 2004

Kat <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in news:40968da4$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca:

>
> Future shop lets you buy the xtended warranty up to a year after
> purchase. I say buy it now Neil.

I'm gonna hold out till he dishes out on the additional tank of gas like I
did. besides I think I should get the extended warranty for free (I must be
the cheap thug). It's not like I'm asking for cash or free coffee or
anything :)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Kat
Mon May 03 13:59:47 CDT 2004

Hey, as a surrogate "father" you are required by moral law to provide me
with free coffee and cash. As well as a car. Now that I think about it,
I could use a house :)

I don't think you can chintz out on that... I'd like to see you mail
THAT to me... <grins>

Thank god children get off scot free. BTW, you have to die before you
retire. And I hope you have life insurance, I don't do caskets. We can
always go cremation (I'd dying to try out my new barbeque!)

OK, end of sadistic, psycho rant. I'm off to lunch !~

Neil wrote:
> Kat <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in news:40968da4$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca:
>
>
>>Future shop lets you buy the xtended warranty up to a year after
>>purchase. I say buy it now Neil.
>
>
> I'm gonna hold out till he dishes out on the additional tank of gas like I
> did. besides I think I should get the extended warranty for free (I must be
> the cheap thug). It's not like I'm asking for cash or free coffee or
> anything :)
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Rowdy
Mon May 03 14:00:45 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns94DE944E7D3BFneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> God Bless my Firewalls....
> (quiet as a church in my corner of the world)

i had to remove my fw 'cause it was causing switch probs.

Rowdy Yates
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JaR
Mon May 03 14:18:55 CDT 2004

On Mon, 03 May 2004 11:54:51 -0700, Neil declaimed:

> Kat <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in news:40968da4$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca:
>
>
>> Future shop lets you buy the xtended warranty up to a year after
>> purchase. I say buy it now Neil.
>
> I'm gonna hold out till he dishes out on the additional tank of gas like I
> did. besides I think I should get the extended warranty for free (I must
> be the cheap thug). It's not like I'm asking for cash or free coffee or
> anything :)

You already got your free tank of gas. It was consumed on the way from
Italy. In fact, it was necessary to purchase several additional tankfuls
to make the journey from Maranello to Ontario, and, as you may be aware,
mid-Atlantic refueling is quite expensive. Thank you for bringing this to
my attention, the bill for delivery shall be forthcoming.

JaR
Reasonable Thug

Neil
Mon May 03 14:32:28 CDT 2004

JaR <nunyo@softhome.net> wrote in news:pan.2004.05.03.18.47.47.811375
@softhome.net:

> 100%
> guaranteed!
>

No, Sir, I'm not gonna do it. I get no warranty off the shelf and limits on
everything else. I'm taking my business elsewhere and you can forget the
testimonial...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Mon May 03 14:43:28 CDT 2004

Kat <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in
news:409696a2$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca:

> Hey, as a surrogate "father" you are required by moral law to provide
> me with free coffee and cash. As well as a car. Now that I think about
> it, I could use a house :)

required? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! my own kids don't get treated so well. you got
help with tuition, meals, a new car (with gas money) and damn good advice
too. frickin kids....

>
> I don't think you can chintz out on that... I'd like to see you mail
> THAT to me... <grins>

already sent...

>
> Thank god children get off scot free. BTW, you have to die before you
> retire. And I hope you have life insurance, I don't do caskets. We can
> always go cremation (I'd dying to try out my new barbeque!)

scot free? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I want a nice retirement home and gimme my
sponge bath...

>
> OK, end of sadistic, psycho rant. I'm off to lunch !~
>

I?d like a ham and cheese. What kind of soup do they have?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Mon May 03 14:44:25 CDT 2004

JaR <nunyo@softhome.net> wrote in news:pan.2004.05.03.19.18.54.955587
@softhome.net:

> Thank you for bringing this to
> my attention, the bill for delivery shall be forthcoming.
>
>

right and the checQUE is in the mail...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Mon May 03 14:45:09 CDT 2004

Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote in
news:Xns94DE98AB9E053rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
> news:Xns94DE944E7D3BFneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> God Bless my Firewalls....
>> (quiet as a church in my corner of the world)
>
> i had to remove my fw 'cause it was causing switch probs.
>
> Rowdy Yates

what kind of F/W cuases switch problems?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Mon May 03 15:06:36 CDT 2004

On Mon, 03 May 2004 12:44:25 -0700, Neil declaimed:

> JaR <nunyo@softhome.net> wrote in news:pan.2004.05.03.19.18.54.955587
> @softhome.net:
>
>> Thank you for bringing this to
>> my attention, the bill for delivery shall be forthcoming.
>>
>>
>>
> right and the checQUE is in the mail...

Thanks for clarifying. I shall anticipate the czech no longer

JaR
Clear Thug

Neil
Mon May 03 15:09:01 CDT 2004

JaR <nunyo@softhome.net> wrote in news:pan.2004.05.03.20.06.36.412669
@softhome.net:

> Thanks for clarifying. I shall anticipate the czech no longer

good becuase the postage on the czech was unbelievable....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Mon May 03 15:18:12 CDT 2004

On Mon, 03 May 2004 12:32:28 -0700, Neil declaimed:
>>
> No, Sir, I'm not gonna do it. I get no warranty off the shelf and limits
> on everything else. I'm taking my business elsewhere and you can forget
> the testimonial...

And after I have bent over backwards trying to make you happy!

That just shows ta go ya, there's no satisfying some people.

In future, please be so good as to take your commerce elsewhere, sir. You
are no longer a valued customer, and shall receive no further discounts.
Your credit card has been revoked, and your name stricken from the catalog
mailing list. Pay the outstanding balance on your account immediately, or
face action from our collection agents, Vinnie the Gat and Little
Paulie, inc.

JaR
Indignant Thug

Neil
Mon May 03 15:47:38 CDT 2004

JaR <nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.03.20.18.11.857499@softhome.net:

> there's no satisfying some people

Kat may have a few ways....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Mon May 03 15:49:37 CDT 2004

JaR <nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.03.20.18.11.857499@softhome.net:

> Pay the outstanding balance on your account immediately, or
> face action from our collection agents, Vinnie the Gat and Little
> Paulie, inc.
>

actually they've already been around and I allowed them to reposes the
Ferrari. appearently they will be driving it back to you via the route it
came so expect some soggy Italians in a few months...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Mon May 03 15:51:37 CDT 2004

JaR <nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.03.20.18.11.857499@softhome.net:

> In future, please be so good as to take your commerce elsewhere, sir.
> You are no longer a valued customer, and shall receive no further
> discounts.

I never recieved one before....

> Your credit card has been revoked, and your name stricken
> from the catalog mailing list.

finally, I was about to move to a different city just to get away from
the junk mail...oh, and the credit card was a fake anyway. I'm suprised
it went throught the first time...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Kat
Mon May 03 16:10:55 CDT 2004


>
>>there's no satisfying some people
>
>
> Kat may have a few ways....
>

Bring em on! I can satisfy even the toughest of customers.
--
Kat - MCNGP #29

JaR
Mon May 03 17:18:37 CDT 2004

On Mon, 03 May 2004 14:10:55 -0700, Kat declaimed:

> Bring em on! I can satisfy even the toughest of customers.

How much?

JaR
Mon May 03 17:24:22 CDT 2004

On Mon, 03 May 2004 13:49:37 -0700, Neil declaimed:

> actually they've already been around and I allowed them to reposes the
> Ferrari. appearently they will be driving it back to you via the route it
> came so expect some soggy Italians in a few months...

*Sigh*

One just can't get good help, anymore. I just got the last one dried out.
I hope they have gas money, as I refuse to pay for any more mid-Atlantic
refuelings. If they run out, they can bloody well hitch a ride on a
freighter.

JaR
Disappointed Thug

Neil
Mon May 03 18:06:03 CDT 2004

JaR <nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.03.22.24.22.754062@softhome.net:

> I hope they have gas money, as I refuse to pay for any more mid-Atlantic
> refuelings.

no worries JaR, I sent them off with some of my Canadian Tire money good at
all Canadian Tire gas stations. they have those in the mid-atlantic don't
they?

:)


--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Mon May 03 18:06:29 CDT 2004

JaR <nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.05.03.22.18.37.803682@softhome.net:

> On Mon, 03 May 2004 14:10:55 -0700, Kat declaimed:
>
>> Bring em on! I can satisfy even the toughest of customers.
>
> How much?

doesn't matter it will be worth it...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Brat
Mon May 03 19:00:46 CDT 2004

there is a CT gas stop in Moncton that does not let you use the CT money to
get CT gas... like wtf???

--
Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94DEC24C87145neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> JaR <nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2004.05.03.22.24.22.754062@softhome.net:
>
> > I hope they have gas money, as I refuse to pay for any more mid-Atlantic
> > refuelings.
>
> no worries JaR, I sent them off with some of my Canadian Tire money good
at
> all Canadian Tire gas stations. they have those in the mid-atlantic don't
> they?
>
> :)
>
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Mon May 03 19:35:08 CDT 2004

"Brat" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in
news:O2Blc.34360$Np3.1296226@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca:

>
> there is a CT gas stop in Moncton that does not let you use the CT
> money to get CT gas... like wtf???

Wierd. Maybe the Irving's control too much. hopefully JaR's guys can get a
fill up in Halifax or out your way... (that's almost mid-atlantic<grin>)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

LnkWizard
Tue May 04 07:44:05 CDT 2004


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94DED1666CD98neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> "Brat" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in
> news:O2Blc.34360$Np3.1296226@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca:
>
> >
> > there is a CT gas stop in Moncton that does not let you use the CT
> > money to get CT gas... like wtf???
>
> Wierd. Maybe the Irving's control too much. hopefully JaR's guys can get a
> fill up in Halifax or out your way... (that's almost mid-atlantic<grin>)
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Tell them to stop at the Azores Islands, there is a US
Air Force base there, I know they take Canadian Money
at that base.
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Neil
Tue May 04 08:26:09 CDT 2004

"LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote in news:#nzd9VdMEHA.2532
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Tell them to stop at the Azores Islands, there is a US
> Air Force base there, I know they take Canadian Money
> at that base.

too funny! now I know why CT is doing such booming business. It's the AF
buying screwdriver sets and fishing licenses...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Rowdy
Tue May 04 13:02:15 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns94DEA03E69492neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> what kind of F/W cuases switch problems?

freebsd f/w solution. we should have sprung for a hardware f/w.

i don't know. i ain't cicso guy. just know that once i pulled it out of
production, the server utilization went down and the switches stopped
acting up...

:-(

Rowdy Yates
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