Question for MCNGP who flame others....

I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
little... here and there.

My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but
you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the
sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
wonder...

What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??

Rod

lowdes
Tue Jan 24 22:26:52 CST 2006

They have none and won't post what they have ether. . . .

"Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in message
news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
>little... here and there.
>
> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but you
> have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the sheer
> ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
> wonder...
>
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??
>
> Rod

LRM
Tue Jan 24 22:53:29 CST 2006

"Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in message
news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
>little... here and there.
>
> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but you
> have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the sheer
> ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
> wonder...
>
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??
>
> Rod

2003

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

TechGeekPro
Tue Jan 24 23:03:34 CST 2006

On Jan 24, 2006 at 11:26pm "lowdes" blathered:

> They have none and won't post what they have ether. . . .

Neil did, you tool.

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee

A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!

TechGeekPro
Tue Jan 24 23:07:13 CST 2006

On Jan 24, 2006 at 11:23pm "Hugh Jorgan" blathered:

> I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
> little... here and there.
>
> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but
> you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the
> sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
> wonder...
>
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??
>
> Rod

I'm MCSA 2000, A+, Net+, i-Net+, and CIW-A. Now that I'm almost caught up
with that stupid MCNGP Website, maybe I'll finish my MCSE and upgrade to
2003. Surely the employers will be beating down my door then.

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that think there are two
kinds of people in the world, and those that know better.

gtright
Tue Jan 24 23:26:02 CST 2006

I suggest that u keep those certifications out of your posts signature.
Because your posts plus your user name show that u not even an A+ tech.
----

"TechGeekPro" wrote:

> On Jan 24, 2006 at 11:23pm "Hugh Jorgan" blathered:
>
> > I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
> > little... here and there.
> >
> > My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
> > belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
> > because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but
> > you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the
> > sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
> > wonder...
> >
> > What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??
> >
> > Rod
>
> I'm MCSA 2000, A+, Net+, i-Net+, and CIW-A. Now that I'm almost caught up
> with that stupid MCNGP Website, maybe I'll finish my MCSE and upgrade to
> 2003. Surely the employers will be beating down my door then.
>
> --
> TGP MCNGP #100100
>
> mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
>
> There are two kinds of people in the world, those that think there are two
> kinds of people in the world, and those that know better.
>

PC
Wed Jan 25 01:19:20 CST 2006


"gtright" <gtright@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:655E968C-AF3A-46FA-B989-619BC6EE885E@microsoft.com...
>I suggest that u keep those certifications out of your posts signature.
> Because your posts plus your user name show that u not even an A+ tech.

You can't even spell A+.

PC
Wed Jan 25 01:28:30 CST 2006


"Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in message
news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
>little... here and there.
>
> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but you
> have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the sheer
> ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
> wonder...
>
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??
>
> Rod

Hugh, the size of your Jorgan seems to obfuscate the rest of what you are
implying here...

Are you saying that in order to spam or bash someone else, you have to be
worth something yourself? Because IMHO, that's never stopped anyone. That's
like saying that just because you're ethiopian, you can't make fun of
someone who works at McDonalds...

Kline
Wed Jan 25 01:39:38 CST 2006

>you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the
>sheer ignorance of the person posting

Ignorance, stupidity, as well as the cheats and thieves out there; to
me they're the same - people who have no business in the profession.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

gtright
Wed Jan 25 01:56:02 CST 2006

Oh really.. Do u actually know what A+ is?

If soâ?¦ How u spell A+ u retard!
---

"PC LOAD LETTER" wrote:

>
> "gtright" <gtright@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:655E968C-AF3A-46FA-B989-619BC6EE885E@microsoft.com...
> >I suggest that u keep those certifications out of your posts signature.
> > Because your posts plus your user name show that u not even an A+ tech.
>
> You can't even spell A+.
>
>
>

Kline
Wed Jan 25 02:44:46 CST 2006

> Surely the employers will be beating down my door then.

The only people who beat my door down are in the vice squad :-)

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

lowdes
Wed Jan 25 06:40:20 CST 2006

And you haven't

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97569AF641Ctgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Jan 24, 2006 at 11:26pm "lowdes" blathered:
>
>> They have none and won't post what they have ether. . . .
>
> Neil did, you tool.
>
> --
> TGP MCNGP #100100
>
> mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime
> guarantee
>
> A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 07:41:33 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 7:40am "lowdes" blathered:

> And you haven't
>
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97569AF641Ctgp@127.0.0.1...
>> On Jan 24, 2006 at 11:26pm "lowdes" blathered:
>>
>>> They have none and won't post what they have ether. . . .
>>
>> Neil did, you tool.

And I won't because it's none of your fusking business. But if you'd like to
know, I'm MCSA 2000, A+, Net+, i-Net+, and CIW-A. Feel better now?

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee

The longest word which repeats no letters, is the word uncopywritable.

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 25 07:54:26 CST 2006

"Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in message
news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
>little... here and there.
>
> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but you
> have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the sheer
> ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
> wonder...
>
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??

Mr. Dixie Wrecked, MCNGP, MCP (2000), BCIP times 12, CPD, CPP, BBCx times
~150 (nearly all of those expired)

MitchS
Wed Jan 25 08:06:20 CST 2006

"Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in message
news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
>little... here and there.
>
> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but you
> have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the sheer
> ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
> wonder...
>
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??
>
> Rod

Hello Rod,
The only MS cert I have is MCSA 2000. I do however have CCNA, A+, Net+, and
Sandwich Artist 2006. I don't recall recently bashing or belittling anyone,
do you feel belittled?

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Neil
Wed Jan 25 08:13:15 CST 2006

did you hear Hugh Jorgan <rodnignospam@rr.com> say in
news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com:

> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or
> 2000??

NT3.51, NT4, Win2000 and Win2k3 certified. Also have the MCP+I, MCSE+I,
MCDST, MCSA (2000 and 2003), MCDBA (2000) and MCT. And those that get the
sarcastic bashing are usually the ones that deserve the sarcastic bashing.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- A pessimist is never disappointed.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 08:17:16 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97569AF641Ctgp@127.0.0.1:

>> They have none and won't post what they have ether. . . .
>
> Neil did, you tool.

I did. The fact that lowdes is incapable of reading it probably leads to
his belief that I did not. And that's just not my opinion 'ether'.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

LnkWizard
Wed Jan 25 08:39:37 CST 2006


"Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in message
news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
> little... here and there.
>
<snip>
>
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??
>
> Rod

A+, Network+, MCSA, Assorted HP SPN's, Three Lexmark Certs,
BS Computer Science Programming & Business (MIS) Tracks,
Dell Warranty Certification, J3ABR30454-000, X3AZR30474-4ZK,
USAF Instructor, and lastly T2E173-9EI,4ZK,407L.

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5

http://www.mcngp.com
"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Brat
Wed Jan 25 08:55:10 CST 2006


> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??
>

MCSE (2K), MCSE Messaging (2k), CCNA, CNA, A+, BCSA (Blackberry)

CCNP in progress
--
Brat ® MCNGP # 69

kpg
Wed Jan 25 08:57:56 CST 2006

Hugh Jorgan <rodnignospam@rr.com> said something like

> I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and
> posting a little... here and there.
>
> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but
> you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the
> sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i
> still wonder...
>
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or
> 2000??

While I am not as cert-laden as others, I am also one of the top 10
nicest MCNGP, as voted in an independent survey of 4 out of five
dentists.

kpg MCNGP 0x22, BSCS, A+, Net+, MCP(2000), IT Project+ (in progress),
and also working on MCAD VB.NET. Oh, and I wrote my first BASIC
program in 1974 (blackjack on some kind of hand help radio shack
computer thingy). Some of theses jokers weren't even alive in 1974!

Brat
Wed Jan 25 09:04:17 CST 2006

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns97565B28163E0ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Hugh Jorgan <rodnignospam@rr.com> said something like
>
>> I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and
>> posting a little... here and there.
>>
>> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
>> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
>> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but
>> you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the
>> sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i
>> still wonder...
>>
>> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or
>> 2000??
>
> While I am not as cert-laden as others, I am also one of the top 10
> nicest MCNGP, as voted in an independent survey of 4 out of five
> dentists.
>
> kpg MCNGP 0x22, BSCS, A+, Net+, MCP(2000), IT Project+ (in progress),
> and also working on MCAD VB.NET. Oh, and I wrote my first BASIC
> program in 1974 (blackjack on some kind of hand help radio shack
> computer thingy). Some of theses jokers weren't even alive in 1974!
>

I was... but I was only 3!!!

I feel young all of a sudden!

--
Brat ® MCNGP # 69

Consultant
Wed Jan 25 09:04:50 CST 2006

i feel greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9756586CAE954tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Jan 25, 2006 at 7:40am "lowdes" blathered:
>
>> And you haven't
>>
>> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns97569AF641Ctgp@127.0.0.1...
>>> On Jan 24, 2006 at 11:26pm "lowdes" blathered:
>>>
>>>> They have none and won't post what they have ether. . . .
>>>
>>> Neil did, you tool.
>
> And I won't because it's none of your fusking business. But if you'd like
> to
> know, I'm MCSA 2000, A+, Net+, i-Net+, and CIW-A. Feel better now?
>
> --
> TGP MCNGP #100100
>
> mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime
> guarantee
>
> The longest word which repeats no letters, is the word uncopywritable.

Consultant
Wed Jan 25 09:05:13 CST 2006

i have my ged


"Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in message
news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
>little... here and there.
>
> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but you
> have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the sheer
> ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
> wonder...
>
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??
>
> Rod

Consultant
Wed Jan 25 09:05:41 CST 2006

i do! it's better then an a-


"gtright" <gtright@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:450275BC-6C78-4573-ABDA-B5E13CB46F6D@microsoft.com...
> Oh really.. Do u actually know what A+ is?
>
> If so. How u spell A+ u retard!
> ---
>
> "PC LOAD LETTER" wrote:
>
>>
>> "gtright" <gtright@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>> news:655E968C-AF3A-46FA-B989-619BC6EE885E@microsoft.com...
>> >I suggest that u keep those certifications out of your posts signature.
>> > Because your posts plus your user name show that u not even an A+ tech.
>>
>> You can't even spell A+.
>>
>>
>>

Briscobar
Wed Jan 25 09:07:47 CST 2006

Brat <likeIwould@inyourdreams.com> rambled:
>>
>> kpg MCNGP 0x22, BSCS, A+, Net+, MCP(2000), IT Project+ (in progress),
>> and also working on MCAD VB.NET. Oh, and I wrote my first BASIC
>> program in 1974 (blackjack on some kind of hand help radio shack
>> computer thingy). Some of theses jokers weren't even alive in 1974!
>>
>
> I was... but I was only 3!!!
>
> I feel young all of a sudden!

Haha now you don't. I wasn't born until 1981.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
Long live The Ben!

Consultant
Wed Jan 25 09:06:58 CST 2006

almost the same except i dont have the mct & mcdst

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97565DCD05C85neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear Hugh Jorgan <rodnignospam@rr.com> say in
> news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com:
>
>> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or
>> 2000??
>
> NT3.51, NT4, Win2000 and Win2k3 certified. Also have the MCP+I, MCSE+I,
> MCDST, MCSA (2000 and 2003), MCDBA (2000) and MCT. And those that get the
> sarcastic bashing are usually the ones that deserve the sarcastic bashing.
>
> --
> The InterNeil MCNGP#30
>
> - A pessimist is never disappointed.

MitchS
Wed Jan 25 09:14:10 CST 2006

"Brat" <likeIwould@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
news:RrMBf.979$VV4.27685@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
> news:Xns97565B28163E0ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> Hugh Jorgan <rodnignospam@rr.com> said something like
>>
>>> I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and
>>> posting a little... here and there.
>>>
>>> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
>>> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
>>> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but
>>> you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the
>>> sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i
>>> still wonder...
>>>
>>> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or
>>> 2000??
>>
>> While I am not as cert-laden as others, I am also one of the top 10
>> nicest MCNGP, as voted in an independent survey of 4 out of five
>> dentists.
>>
>> kpg MCNGP 0x22, BSCS, A+, Net+, MCP(2000), IT Project+ (in progress),
>> and also working on MCAD VB.NET. Oh, and I wrote my first BASIC
>> program in 1974 (blackjack on some kind of hand help radio shack
>> computer thingy). Some of theses jokers weren't even alive in 1974!
>>
>
> I was... but I was only 3!!!

I was T minus 3 years and counting. Lord, I thought I was getting old,
thanks yous guys.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

kpg
Wed Jan 25 09:16:03 CST 2006

Briscobar <youcant@sendmespam.com> said something like

> Haha now you don't. I wasn't born until 1981.

In 1981 I had just gotten out of the Marines and was
working in the West Texas oil patch as a roughneck.

Good times.

kpg
Wed Jan 25 09:18:40 CST 2006

MitchS <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> said something like

>> I was... but I was only 3!!!
>
> I was T minus 3 years and counting. Lord, I thought I was getting
> old, thanks yous guys.


Um, you are geting old. Think of the alternative.

It's like when my wife complains that her baby son,
age 17, will be leaving soon. I tell her that's the
whole point of having kids - so they can grow up and
leave.

Jtyc
Wed Jan 25 09:21:32 CST 2006

>i have my ged

I got a major award at work.

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 09:22:19 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 10:04am "Consultant" blathered:

> i feel greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9756586CAE954tgp@127.0.0.1...
>> On Jan 25, 2006 at 7:40am "lowdes" blathered:
>>
>>> And you haven't
>>>
>>> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns97569AF641Ctgp@127.0.0.1...
>>>> On Jan 24, 2006 at 11:26pm "lowdes" blathered:
>>>>
>>>>> They have none and won't post what they have ether. . . .
>>>>
>>>> Neil did, you tool.
>>
>> And I won't because it's none of your fusking business. But if you'd like
>> to
>> know, I'm MCSA 2000, A+, Net+, i-Net+, and CIW-A. Feel better now?

Dang top poster. It took me a while to figure out what the fusk you were
talking about.

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee

... now go away before I taunt you a second time.

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 09:24:19 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 9:06am "MitchS" blathered:

> Hello Rod,
> The only MS cert I have is MCSA 2000. I do however have CCNA, A+, Net+,
> and Sandwich Artist 2006. I don't recall recently bashing or belittling
> anyone, do you feel belittled?

Oh yeah, well I'm a Cheesy Bite Certified Pizza Technician, so there.

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Briscobar
Wed Jan 25 09:25:05 CST 2006

Jtyc <yo@respondtothegroup.com> rambled:
>
>> i have my ged
>
> I got a major award at work.

You only got employee of the month because the other cashiers can't count
change properly.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com = t3h h0tn3ss

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 09:26:34 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 9:57am "kpg" blathered:

> Some of theses jokers weren't even alive in 1974!

I was. I think I pottied in the toilet for the first time that year.

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee

What? I came in here for an argument.

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 09:27:30 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 10:07am "Briscobar" blathered:

> Haha now you don't. I wasn't born until 1981.

These young whippersnappers today!!!

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 09:28:24 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 10:05am "Consultant" blathered:

> i have my ged

I have my degree in "Learning the Personal Computer" from ICS.

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

MitchS
Wed Jan 25 09:33:07 CST 2006

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975669D96F0ACtgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Jan 25, 2006 at 9:06am "MitchS" blathered:
>
>> Hello Rod,
>> The only MS cert I have is MCSA 2000. I do however have CCNA, A+, Net+,
>> and Sandwich Artist 2006. I don't recall recently bashing or belittling
>> anyone, do you feel belittled?
>
> Oh yeah, well I'm a Cheesy Bite Certified Pizza Technician, so there.

Well we have a fat guy that lost weight, what does Cheesy bite have?
Wait... that really doesn't sound that impressive. But we do have kewl
t-shirts that say "Put a foot in your mouth" and shorts that say "eat fresh"
We are the envy of the local Wal-Mart.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 09:32:13 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 10:21am "Jtyc" blathered:

>>i have my ged
>
> I got a major award at work.

Was it a lamp?

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T-Bone
Wed Jan 25 09:36:14 CST 2006

"Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote
> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000??

Heck yes. And because the certs never expire, I'm still certified all the
way back to Windows 95, Word and Excel.
--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

The
Wed Jan 25 09:38:35 CST 2006

mct.mcp.mcdst.mcsa.mcsas.mcse.mcses.mcdba.i-net+.a+.network+.server+.project+.rfid+security+.e
-biz+

--
.rev.mct.mcngp.44

It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it.
~Aristotle
.
"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23HigugbIGHA.1876@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in message
> news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>>I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
>>little... here and there.
>>
>> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
>> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
>> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but
>> you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the
>> sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
>> wonder...
>>
>> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or
>> 2000??
>>
>> Rod
>
> Hello Rod,
> The only MS cert I have is MCSA 2000. I do however have CCNA, A+, Net+,
> and Sandwich Artist 2006. I don't recall recently bashing or belittling
> anyone, do you feel belittled?
>
> --
> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
> Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com
>
>

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 09:41:29 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 10:33am "MitchS" blathered:

> shorts that say "eat fresh"

Now that just sick.

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Wanna see my source code? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Jtyc
Wed Jan 25 09:43:11 CST 2006

> Was it a lamp?

A piece of paper. And I had to share it with everyone.

kpg
Wed Jan 25 09:50:07 CST 2006

The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like

> mct.mcp.mcdst.mcsa.mcsas.mcse.mcses.mcdba.i-net+.a+.network+.server+.pr
> oject+.rfid+security+.e
> -biz+

You know you've been a techie too long when you
think a period is used to separate items in a list.

kpg.MCNGP.0x22

The
Wed Jan 25 09:56:59 CST 2006

You should see my business card.

not one single space anywhere

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.rev.mct.mcngp.44

It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it.
~Aristotle
.
"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns975664014F008ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like
>
>> mct.mcp.mcdst.mcsa.mcsas.mcse.mcses.mcdba.i-net+.a+.network+.server+.pr
>> oject+.rfid+security+.e
>> -biz+
>
> You know you've been a techie too long when you
> think a period is used to separate items in a list.
>
> kpg.MCNGP.0x22
>

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 25 10:03:43 CST 2006

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns975664014F008ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like
>
>> mct.mcp.mcdst.mcsa.mcsas.mcse.mcses.mcdba.i-net+.a+.network+.server+.pr
>> oject+.rfid+security+.e
>> -biz+
>
> You know you've been a techie too long when you
> think a period is used to separate items in a list.

PotD

The
Wed Jan 25 10:03:27 CST 2006

I wont bother to mention the exams I plan to take this year. I think I have
10 or so on the schedule..

--
.rev.mct.mcngp.44

It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it.
~Aristotle
.
"The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:uF2MwVcIGHA.2900@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> mct.mcp.mcdst.mcsa.mcsas.mcse.mcses.mcdba.i-net+.a+.network+.server+.project+.rfid+security+.e
> -biz+
>
> --
> .rev.mct.mcngp.44
>
> It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought
> without accepting it.
> ~Aristotle
> .
> "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:%23HigugbIGHA.1876@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>> "Hugh Jorgan" <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in message
>> news:o3DBf.104157$XJ5.21615@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>>>I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a
>>>little... here and there.
>>>
>>> My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and
>>> belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply
>>> because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but
>>> you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the
>>> sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still
>>> wonder...
>>>
>>> What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or
>>> 2000??
>>>
>>> Rod
>>
>> Hello Rod,
>> The only MS cert I have is MCSA 2000. I do however have CCNA, A+, Net+,
>> and Sandwich Artist 2006. I don't recall recently bashing or belittling
>> anyone, do you feel belittled?
>>
>> --
>> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
>> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
>> Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com
>>
>>
>
>

kpg
Wed Jan 25 10:08:32 CST 2006

Frisbee® <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187637.htm (1/25/2006
> 10:06:16 AM) # "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
> news:Xns975664014F008ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like
>>
>>> mct.mcp.mcdst.mcsa.mcsas.mcse.mcses.mcdba.i-net+.a+.network+.server+.
>>> pr oject+.rfid+security+.e
>>> -biz+
>>
>> You know you've been a techie too long when you
>> think a period is used to separate items in a list.
>
> PotD

I need to add all my PotD's to my cert line.


kpg MCNGP0x22, PotDx5 (but who's counting?)

The
Wed Jan 25 10:12:58 CST 2006

Yeah and I think I get two assists from those. I'm not sure if that's a good
thing or not though.

--
.rev.mct.mcngp.44

It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it.
~Aristotle
.
"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns97566720A867Eipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Frisbee® <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> said something like
>
>> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187637.htm (1/25/2006
>> 10:06:16 AM) # "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
>> news:Xns975664014F008ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>>> The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like
>>>
>>>> mct.mcp.mcdst.mcsa.mcsas.mcse.mcses.mcdba.i-net+.a+.network+.server+.
>>>> pr oject+.rfid+security+.e
>>>> -biz+
>>>
>>> You know you've been a techie too long when you
>>> think a period is used to separate items in a list.
>>
>> PotD
>
> I need to add all my PotD's to my cert line.
>
>
> kpg MCNGP0x22, PotDx5 (but who's counting?)

PC
Wed Jan 25 10:16:50 CST 2006

> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message

>> kpg MCNGP 0x22, BSCS, A+, Net+, MCP(2000), IT Project+ (in progress),
>> and also working on MCAD VB.NET. Oh, and I wrote my first BASIC
>> program in 1974 (blackjack on some kind of hand help radio shack
>> computer thingy). Some of theses jokers weren't even alive in 1974!

"Brat" <likeIwould@inyourdreams.com> wrote>
> I was... but I was only 3!!!
>
> I feel young all of a sudden!

I was less than 1!

I feel like...

LnkWizard
Wed Jan 25 10:18:21 CST 2006



"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:OSaaqDcIGHA.3984@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> Haha no you don't. I wasn't born until 1981.
>
>
IFYPFY
--

In 1981, I was serving my country working in West Berlin at fixing radios
and other "electronic devices"

---------------------------------------------------------------------
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http://www.mcngp.com
"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
---------------------------------------------------------------------

PC
Wed Jan 25 10:19:35 CST 2006


"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:uylFwLcIGHA.2704@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> >i have my ged
>
> I got a major award at work.

I did too. It was so impressive, I made an online version of the 'I Love Me
Wall' at http://www.roblindman.com/ . Next, I plan to squeegee people's
windshields for pocket change.

PC
Wed Jan 25 10:22:00 CST 2006

"The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:elQepjcIGHA.1028@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>I wont bother to mention the exams I plan to take this year. I think I have
>10 or so on the schedule..
>
> --
> .rev.mct.mcngp.44
>
> It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought
> without accepting it.
> ~Aristotle

I've entertained that thought, but I refuse to accept it.

JaR
Wed Jan 25 10:20:49 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of =?Utf-8?B?Z3RyaWdodA==?=:

> If so? Ý How u spell A+ u retard!

I know how to spell you retard!

Does that count?

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Religious War: Two or more groups of people killing each other to prove
who has the best imaginary friend.

PC
Wed Jan 25 10:22:46 CST 2006


"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ez18gicIGHA.2668@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
> news:Xns975664014F008ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like
>>
>>> mct.mcp.mcdst.mcsa.mcsas.mcse.mcses.mcdba.i-net+.a+.network+.server+.pr
>>> oject+.rfid+security+.e
>>> -biz+
>>
>> You know you've been a techie too long when you
>> think a period is used to separate items in a list.
>
> PotD

Period of the day?

JaR
Wed Jan 25 10:30:10 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of The Rev [MCT]:

> Yeah and I think I get two assists from those. I'm not sure if that's
> a good thing or not though.

From what?

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human
history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. ~Mitch
Radcliffe

JaR
Wed Jan 25 10:33:01 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of T-Bone:

> Heck yes. And because the certs never expire, I'm still certified all
> the way back to Windows 95, Word and Excel.

MOUS doesn't count. In fact I believe it's a negative credit.




I know, I have Word & Excel too.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
n the twenty-first century, whoever controls the screen controls
consciousness, information and thought. ~Timothy Leary

The
Wed Jan 25 10:34:39 CST 2006

At least two of his PotD's where replies to a post I made. So I take credit
for the alley oop and there is nothing you can do about it.

--
.rev.mct.mcngp.44

It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it.
~Aristotle
.
"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9756567F1B2DFTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of The Rev [MCT]:
>
>> Yeah and I think I get two assists from those. I'm not sure if that's
>> a good thing or not though.
>
> From what?
>
> --
> JaR
> MCNGP 10110
> Remove hat to reply
> A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human
> history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. ~Mitch
> Radcliffe

kpg
Wed Jan 25 11:20:18 CST 2006

The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like

> At least two of his PotD's where replies to a post I
> made. So I take credit for the alley oop and there is nothing you can
> do about it.

I refure to share my PotD's

I will grant you the lesser PotDA recognition however.

I thing it takes 12 PotDA's to equal 1 PotD.

T-Bone
Wed Jan 25 11:21:14 CST 2006

"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote
> MOUS doesn't count. In fact I believe it's a negative credit.

Mine aren't MOUS, they are MCP. Earned before MOUS existed.
--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

The
Wed Jan 25 11:27:28 CST 2006

We f**k me runnin. I'll never make it to 12. Unless of course he program I
recently joined counts, it has 12 steps, but I can't ever seem to make it
past step 1...

--
.rev.mct.mcngp.44

It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it.
~Aristotle
.
"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns9756734C4F963ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like
>
>> At least two of his PotD's where replies to a post I
>> made. So I take credit for the alley oop and there is nothing you can
>> do about it.
>
> I refure to share my PotD's
>
> I will grant you the lesser PotDA recognition however.
>
> I thing it takes 12 PotDA's to equal 1 PotD.
>

JaR
Wed Jan 25 11:29:40 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of T-Bone:

>> MOUS doesn't count. In fact I believe it's a negative credit.
>
> Mine aren't MOUS, they are MCP. Earned before MOUS existed.

So then they are double negatives then.

And a double negative == positive.

Therefore; uh...how 'bout them Seahawks?

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars,
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

kpg
Wed Jan 25 11:30:25 CST 2006

The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like

> We f**k me runnin. I'll never make it to 12. Unless of
> course he program I recently joined counts, it has 12 steps, but I
> can't ever seem to make it past step 1...

One day at a time, Brother, One day at a time.

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 11:41:03 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 12:30pm "kpg" blathered:

> The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like
>
>> We f**k me runnin. I'll never make it to 12. Unless of
>> course he program I recently joined counts, it has 12 steps, but I
>> can't ever seem to make it past step 1...
>
> One day at a time, Brother, One day at a time.

Keep it simple, stupid.

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I Love Jesus, it's his fan club I can't stand.

MitchS
Wed Jan 25 11:41:43 CST 2006

"The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23BSemSdIGHA.2912@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> We f**k me runnin. I'll never make it to 12. Unless of course he program I
> recently joined counts, it has 12 steps, but I can't ever seem to make it
> past step 1...

Remember the journey of a thousand posts begins with one beer. Don't fall
to the temptation.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

TechGeekPro
Wed Jan 25 11:45:33 CST 2006

On Jan 25, 2006 at 12:41pm "MitchS" blathered:

> the journey of a thousand posts begins with one beer.

How profound. Can I add that to my sigmonster?

--
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mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee

If two men agree on everything,
you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

kpg
Wed Jan 25 11:46:33 CST 2006

MitchS <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187696.htm (1/25/2006
> 11:45:23 AM) # "The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in
> message news:%23BSemSdIGHA.2912@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> We f**k me runnin. I'll never make it to 12. Unless of course he
>> program I recently joined counts, it has 12 steps, but I can't ever
>> seem to make it past step 1...
>
> Remember the journey of a thousand posts begins with one beer. Don't
> fall to the temptation.

I thought it was the journey to 1500 posts starts when CBIC gets drunk.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 11:54:35 CST 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in news:
#HigugbIGHA.1876@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> do you feel belittled?

I do, you never made me a sandwhich

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 11:55:22 CST 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:u3ILORcIGHA.648@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> shorts that say "eat fresh"
>

I want those

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 11:56:22 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97566CC208F74tgp@127.0.0.1:

> On Jan 25, 2006 at 10:33am "MitchS" blathered:
>
>> shorts that say "eat fresh"
>
> Now that just sick.
>

depends on who wears them

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- We will stretch no farm animal beyond its natural length...

Neil
Wed Jan 25 11:56:10 CST 2006

did you hear "The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> say in
news:uF2MwVcIGHA.2900@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> mct.mcp.mcdst.mcsa.mcsas.mcse.mcses.mcdba.i-net+.a+.network+.server+.pr
> oject+.rfid+security+.e
> -biz+

M-O-U-S-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- We will stretch no farm animal beyond its natural length...

Neil
Wed Jan 25 11:58:17 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns975664014F008ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> You know you've been a techie too long when you
> think a period is used to separate items in a list.

everyone knows that commas should sepeate a list...or tabs....or <CRLF>....


periods should be used to indicate a higherachy...

--
The InterNeil.everythingelse MCNGP#30

- Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my
peers.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 11:59:06 CST 2006

did you hear "The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> say in news:
#QOFCgcIGHA.984@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> You should see my business card.
>
> not one single space anywhere

that's why I don't put them on the card. Those 11X17 business cards are a
pain to carry around.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Hey! Don't shoot that postal worker <BANG!> NO CARRIER

CBIC
Wed Jan 25 12:00:29 CST 2006


> I thought it was the journey to 1500 posts starts when CBIC gets
> drunk.

G0dd@mn it how many times do I have to apologize for that? OK, I'm SORRY.
I'm rueing just like the rest of you.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.
PotD 1-20-06

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:00:44 CST 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in news:
#gTZFZdIGHA.1032@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Don't fall
> to the temptation.
>

I can resist anything except for temptation...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Brains...BRAINS! Fresh brai... oh, wrong conference, sorry.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:01:14 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns975677BF62E69ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

>
> I thought it was the journey to 1500 posts starts when CBIC gets drunk.

you know damned right

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Brains...BRAINS! Fresh brai... oh, wrong conference, sorry.

MitchS
Wed Jan 25 12:03:52 CST 2006

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975681CAD37BFtgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Jan 25, 2006 at 12:41pm "MitchS" blathered:
>
>> the journey of a thousand posts begins with one beer.
>
> How profound. Can I add that to my sigmonster?

But of course.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Neil
Wed Jan 25 12:02:16 CST 2006

did you hear "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news:uIHSctcIGHA.3000@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

>> It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought
>> without accepting it.
>> ~Aristotle
>
> I've entertained that thought, but I refuse to accept it.

wow, guess aristotle was wrong...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting...