QUERY

I WANT TO HAVE A MCSE CERTIFICATION, CAN ANYONE HELP ME
REGARDING THE COURSE AND THE EXAM PRREQUISITES.

SUVADIP

showgun
Tue Feb 03 03:42:36 CST 2004

yes I think a company called Microsoft can help with that
they are a small cheese factory in Australia but I heard
they put the letters mcse and your name on a piece of
paper for a small sum I think its worth a look. And
there's no need to write in capitals ITS JUST BLOODY
ANOYING, YOUR GOING TO GET NO WERE BY ASKING VERY SIMPLE
QUESTIONS AND WRITING IN CAPITALS. IF YOU HOPE TO GET AN
MCSE CERTIFICATION YOU NEED TO LEARN TO DO YOUR OWN
RESEARCH A GOOD PLACE TO START IS THE MICROSOFT WEBSITE
NOW I HOPE THE FLEES FROM A MILLION CAMOLS ARE IN THE HAIR
ON YOUR ARSE AND YOUR ARMS DROP OFF SO YOU CANT ICH IT

by showgun
(a committee keeps minutes and wastes hours)
>-----Original Message-----
>I WANT TO HAVE A MCSE CERTIFICATION, CAN ANYONE HELP ME
>REGARDING THE COURSE AND THE EXAM PRREQUISITES.
>
>SUVADIP
>.
>

JON
Tue Feb 03 06:30:30 CST 2004

Yes, I think I can help...

To obtain the "MCSE CERTIFICATION" you need to complete
the relevent exams. The only pre-requisites for these
exams are that you study the material you're likely to be
tested on in the exams.

Hope this is of some help,
Cheerie Bye,

Jon.



>-----Original Message-----
>I WANT TO HAVE A MCSE CERTIFICATION, CAN ANYONE HELP ME
>REGARDING THE COURSE AND THE EXAM PRREQUISITES.
>
>SUVADIP
>.
>

donjuan
Tue Feb 03 10:16:08 CST 2004

suvadip, you may want to consider using braindumps, they worked for me. i attended a 2 week bootcamp and they provided us with braindumps in addition to the course material. i obtained my mcse in less then 3 weeks and landed a great job a couple weeks later. don't listen to these racketeers in here that will try to discourage you.

don

----- Suvadip Guha wrote: -----

I WANT TO HAVE A MCSE CERTIFICATION, CAN ANYONE HELP ME
REGARDING THE COURSE AND THE EXAM PRREQUISITES.

SUVADIP

Ken
Tue Feb 03 10:29:41 CST 2004

You again? You're not dead yet?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Politician
Tue Feb 03 10:38:05 CST 2004

"don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> wrote in message
news:691D2F4F-68F4-40C2-AF8E-374F5CE5463E@microsoft.com...
> suvadip, you may want to consider using braindumps, they worked for me. i
attended a 2 week bootcamp and they provided us with braindumps in addition
to the course material. i obtained my mcse in less then 3 weeks and landed a
great job a couple weeks later. don't listen to these racketeers in here
that will try to discourage you.
>

Forgot to mention how you took less than market value to get the job.

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601

JaR
Tue Feb 03 11:33:15 CST 2004

"don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> wrote in message
news:691D2F4F-68F4-40C2-AF8E-374F5CE5463E@microsoft.com...
> suvadip, you may want to consider using braindumps, they worked for me. i
attended a 2 week bootcamp and they provided us with braindumps in addition
to the course material. i obtained my mcse in less then 3 weeks and landed a
great job a couple weeks later. don't listen to these racketeers in here
that will try to discourage you.
>
>

I see you still havent mustered the relevant neurons to look up the term
'racketeer'

Any idea how stupid you sound?

Please keep it up, you give us all something to laugh at!

JaR
Amused Thug

JaR
Tue Feb 03 11:34:40 CST 2004

"Suvadip Guha" <suvadip_guha@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:8a9c01c3ea33$0aeb2480$a101280a@phx.gbl...
> I WANT TO HAVE A MCSE CERTIFICATION, CAN <Cry for help snipped>

Kindly do the needful!

JaR
Thug #411

The
Tue Feb 03 13:52:34 CST 2004

>Forgot to mention how you took less than market value to get the job.

.. and how come the book case fell on him.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Tue Feb 03 13:57:48 CST 2004

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:tuuv105v247vedd4a58n4sik04sk7p4qq3@4ax.com...
> >
> .. and how come the book case fell on him.
>
>
And why there is no .mpg of the event!

JaR
Waiting Thug

The
Tue Feb 03 14:05:48 CST 2004

>> .. and how come the book case fell on him.
>>
>>
>And why there is no .mpg of the event!

..shame.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

LnkWizard
Tue Feb 03 14:09:13 CST 2004


"don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> wrote in message
news:691D2F4F-68F4-40C2-AF8E-374F5CE5463E@microsoft.com...
> suvadip, you may want to consider using braindumps, they worked for me. i
attended a 2 week bootcamp and they provided us with braindumps in addition
to the course material. i obtained my mcse in less then 3 weeks and landed a
great job a couple weeks later. don't listen to these racketeers in here
that will try to discourage you.
>
> don
>
> ----- Suvadip Guha wrote: -----
>
> I WANT TO HAVE A MCSE CERTIFICATION, CAN ANYONE HELP ME
> REGARDING THE COURSE AND THE EXAM PRREQUISITES.
>
> SUVADIP
>
Don, any chance that I might be able to get your MCP #, need to verify your
qualifications
There is a good 6 figure job open in my area for a new MCSE and if you pass
then I will
forward your info to the company. The sysadmin owes me a big favor.

kpg
Tue Feb 03 14:43:47 CST 2004

> that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453

No! Huh?

Let me know if this is real...

Politician
Tue Feb 03 14:50:58 CST 2004

"don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> wrote in message
news:2EB3FDE7-E2BC-497C-BA19-419E3564F734@microsoft.com...
> that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
>


WOW! 2.5 million have been given out since I got mine.

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601

oncebitten
Tue Feb 03 14:54:06 CST 2004

kpg wrote:
>> that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
>
> No! Huh?
>
> Let me know if this is real...

It is real

--
Fris "it is cheap" bee® MCNGP #13

http://www.mcngp.tk
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
Certaholics - We're here if you're beyond help

JaR
Tue Feb 03 15:01:07 CST 2004

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:%23VWuxap6DHA.712@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
>
> No! Huh?
>
> Let me know if this is real...
>
Wouldn't be suprised. It's already proven that it is dumber than a sack of
hammers.

Porch light's on, but nobody's home.

Elevator stops a few floors shy of the penthouse.

Not running on all eight cylinders.

Bridge don't go all the way over to the other side.

The
Tue Feb 03 15:05:01 CST 2004

.... One exam short of an MCP.

On Tue, 3 Feb 2004 13:01:07 -0800, "JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net>
wrote:

>"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
>news:%23VWuxap6DHA.712@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> > that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
>>
>> No! Huh?
>>
>> Let me know if this is real...
>>
>Wouldn't be suprised. It's already proven that it is dumber than a sack of
>hammers.
>
>Porch light's on, but nobody's home.
>
>Elevator stops a few floors shy of the penthouse.
>
>Not running on all eight cylinders.
>
>Bridge don't go all the way over to the other side.
>


Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Feb 03 15:05:26 CST 2004

>> Let me know if this is real...
>
>It is real

updated

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Politician
Tue Feb 03 15:09:24 CST 2004

"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:unSOOjp6DHA.2692@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
> news:%23VWuxap6DHA.712@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > > that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
> >
> > No! Huh?
> >
> > Let me know if this is real...
> >
> Wouldn't be suprised. It's already proven that it is dumber than a sack of
> hammers.
>
> Porch light's on, but nobody's home.
>
> Elevator stops a few floors shy of the penthouse.
>
> Not running on all eight cylinders.
>
> Bridge don't go all the way over to the other side.
>
>

Did anyone get the license plate of that bookcase that ran him over?!

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601

JaR
Tue Feb 03 15:11:20 CST 2004

"Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ObJBsdp6DHA.1052@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> "don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> wrote in message
> news:2EB3FDE7-E2BC-497C-BA19-419E3564F734@microsoft.com...
> > that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
> >
>
>
> WOW! 2.5 million have been given out since I got mine.
>
>

Ye Ghods! If that's true, based on my number, and assuming dipwad just got
his, MS is selling over 50,000 MCP's per *month*

No wonder they are worth nothing!

Except to MS, Vue & Prometric, of course. 50,000 tests @ ~ $110.00 ea. =
$5,500,000 per month. Not bad work if you can get it!

JaR
Thug #2600000(ish)

Brat
Tue Feb 03 15:18:20 CST 2004

hook line and sinker

have a nice day :)

--
Sue MCNGP #69

"don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> wrote in message
news:2EB3FDE7-E2BC-497C-BA19-419E3564F734@microsoft.com...
> that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
>
> ----- LnkWizard wrote: -----
>
>
> "don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> wrote in message
> news:691D2F4F-68F4-40C2-AF8E-374F5CE5463E@microsoft.com...
> > suvadip, you may want to consider using braindumps, they worked for
me. i
> attended a 2 week bootcamp and they provided us with braindumps in
addition
> to the course material. i obtained my mcse in less then 3 weeks and
landed a
> great job a couple weeks later. don't listen to these racketeers in
here
> that will try to discourage you.
> >> don
> >> ----- Suvadip Guha wrote: -----
> >> I WANT TO HAVE A MCSE CERTIFICATION, CAN ANYONE HELP ME
> > REGARDING THE COURSE AND THE EXAM PRREQUISITES.
> >> SUVADIP
> >
> Don, any chance that I might be able to get your MCP #, need to
verify your
> qualifications
> There is a good 6 figure job open in my area for a new MCSE and if
you pass
> then I will
> forward your info to the company. The sysadmin owes me a big favor.
>
>
>

LnkWizard
Tue Feb 03 15:54:32 CST 2004


"Frisbee® MCNGP" <oncebitten@twiceshy.com> wrote in message
news:u$r3efp6DHA.2496@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> kpg wrote:
> >> that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
> >
> > No! Huh?
> >
> > Let me know if this is real...
>
> It is real
>
forwarded

Ken
Tue Feb 03 15:59:17 CST 2004

> > kpg wrote:
> > >> that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
> > >
> > > No! Huh?
> > >
> > > Let me know if this is real...
> >
> > It is real
> >
> forwarded

Mr. Wizard,

Despite the "it is real", I doubt the reality of the MCP ID. "it is real"
is a joke around here...wongh and cobol frequently post "it is real" (along
with other cryptic phrases) to describe a few different dump sites. I guess
it couldn't hurt to have it forwarded to MS, though.

--

KB - MCNGP "More Science thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

LnkWizard
Tue Feb 03 16:08:34 CST 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:eoao4Dq6DHA.2560@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > > kpg wrote:
> > > >> that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
> > > >
> > > > No! Huh?
> > > >
> > > > Let me know if this is real...
> > >
> > > It is real
> > >
> > forwarded
>
> Mr. Wizard,
>
> Despite the "it is real", I doubt the reality of the MCP ID. "it is real"
> is a joke around here...wongh and cobol frequently post "it is real"
(along
> with other cryptic phrases) to describe a few different dump sites. I
guess
> it couldn't hurt to have it forwarded to MS, though.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "More Science thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
No worries, I didn't see where it could hurt, it still gets the ball rolling
towards getting "it" checked out

donjuan
Tue Feb 03 16:36:13 CST 2004

i am very appreciative of you getting it rolling for me. the more opportunities that are presented to me the better. i feel that my helpful posts on this newsgroup will help in future career moves, so i print them out and will submit them with my cv to various jobs.

Don

----- LnkWizard wrote: -----

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:eoao4Dq6DHA.2560@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>>> kpg wrote:
>>>>> that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
>>>>>>>> No! Huh?
>>>>>>>> Let me know if this is real...
>>>>>> It is real
>>>>> forwarded
>> Mr. Wizard,
>> Despite the "it is real", I doubt the reality of the MCP ID. "it is real"
> is a joke around here...wongh and cobol frequently post "it is real"
(along
> with other cryptic phrases) to describe a few different dump sites. I
guess
> it couldn't hurt to have it forwarded to MS, though.
>> --
>> KB - MCNGP "More Science thug" #26
>> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>>
No worries, I didn't see where it could hurt, it still gets the ball rolling
towards getting "it" checked out

Larry
Tue Feb 03 16:44:29 CST 2004

Worse than that--I got my MCP with exam 271 and that number is 677,300+
higher than mine.

--
Larry Samuels
Unofficial FAQ for Windows Server 2003 at
http://pelos.us/SERVER.htm

"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:u4$v7op6DHA.1072@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:ObJBsdp6DHA.1052@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>> "don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> wrote in message
>> news:2EB3FDE7-E2BC-497C-BA19-419E3564F734@microsoft.com...
>> > that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
>> >
>>
>>
>> WOW! 2.5 million have been given out since I got mine.
>>
>>
>
> Ye Ghods! If that's true, based on my number, and assuming dipwad just got
> his, MS is selling over 50,000 MCP's per *month*
>
> No wonder they are worth nothing!
>
> Except to MS, Vue & Prometric, of course. 50,000 tests @ ~ $110.00 ea. =
> $5,500,000 per month. Not bad work if you can get it!
>
> JaR
> Thug #2600000(ish)
>
>

Larry
Tue Feb 03 16:52:36 CST 2004

LOL
I like your sense of humor anyway!

--
Larry Samuels
Unofficial FAQ for Windows Server 2003 at
http://pelos.us/SERVER.htm

"don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> wrote in message
news:216D015D-D375-4513-8D8E-F458E67944DD@microsoft.com...
>i am very appreciative of you getting it rolling for me. the more
>opportunities that are presented to me the better. i feel that my helpful
>posts on this newsgroup will help in future career moves, so i print them
>out and will submit them with my cv to various jobs.
>
> Don
>
> ----- LnkWizard wrote: -----
>
> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:eoao4Dq6DHA.2560@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >>> kpg wrote:
> >>>>> that would be terrific, here it is and thank you. 3729453
> >>>>>>>> No! Huh?
> >>>>>>>> Let me know if this is real...
> >>>>>> It is real
> >>>>> forwarded
> >> Mr. Wizard,
> >> Despite the "it is real", I doubt the reality of the MCP ID. "it is
> real"
> > is a joke around here...wongh and cobol frequently post "it is real"
> (along
> > with other cryptic phrases) to describe a few different dump sites.
> I
> guess
> > it couldn't hurt to have it forwarded to MS, though.
> >> --
> >> KB - MCNGP "More Science thug" #26
> >> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
> >>
> No worries, I didn't see where it could hurt, it still gets the ball
> rolling
> towards getting "it" checked out
>
>
>

Mike
Wed Feb 04 19:16:45 CST 2004

"don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:691D2F4F-68F4-40C2-AF8E-374F5CE5463E@microsoft.com...
> suvadip, you may want to consider using braindumps, they worked for me. i
attended a 2 week bootcamp and they provided us with braindumps in addition
to the course material. i obtained my mcse in less then 3 weeks and landed a
great job a couple weeks later. don't listen to these racketeers in here
that will try to discourage you.
>
> don


Don. You. Moron.

I'm an Italian kid that grew up in the Bronx and Yonkers, NY (a city so
politically corrupt that it makes Chicago look like a model of virtue), so I
can speak with a little bit of knowledge of the subject. You wouldn't know a
racketeer if one (or several) gave you a wood massage, stuffed you in the
trunk of a Town Car, and dumped you at the foot of the Whitestone Bridge.

Die, asshat.

Ken
Thu Feb 05 07:54:50 CST 2004

> Don. You. Moron.
>
> I'm an Italian kid that grew up in the Bronx and Yonkers, NY (a city so
> politically corrupt that it makes Chicago look like a model of virtue),
so I
> can speak with a little bit of knowledge of the subject. You wouldn't
know a
> racketeer if one (or several) gave you a wood massage, stuffed you in the
> trunk of a Town Car, and dumped you at the foot of the Whitestone Bridge.
>
> Die, asshat.

Well said, Tony.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Consultant
Thu Feb 05 09:10:06 CST 2004

<godfather music>
tony, i need a favor from you. i need you to whack this silly f*ck.
</godfather music>

Consultant
fellow mafiaso greasy italian

"Mike Trozzo" <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:%23ycF5W46DHA.4012@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "don" <donjuan@youknowit.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:691D2F4F-68F4-40C2-AF8E-374F5CE5463E@microsoft.com...
> > suvadip, you may want to consider using braindumps, they worked for me.
i
> attended a 2 week bootcamp and they provided us with braindumps in
addition
> to the course material. i obtained my mcse in less then 3 weeks and landed
a
> great job a couple weeks later. don't listen to these racketeers in here
> that will try to discourage you.
> >
> > don
>
>
> Don. You. Moron.
>
> I'm an Italian kid that grew up in the Bronx and Yonkers, NY (a city so
> politically corrupt that it makes Chicago look like a model of virtue), so
I
> can speak with a little bit of knowledge of the subject. You wouldn't know
a
> racketeer if one (or several) gave you a wood massage, stuffed you in the
> trunk of a Town Car, and dumped you at the foot of the Whitestone Bridge.
>
> Die, asshat.
>
>