kpg
Wed Jun 15 08:13:26 CDT 2005
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> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
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>> What is this MCSBNGP?
>>
>> Is it anything like the Liberal Rush Limbaugh?
>>
>> TIA
>> kpg
>
> Hello and thank you for your interest in the MCSBNGP+++ (please do not
> reference without the +++, as the original MCSBNGP has been outdated and
> we'd like to keep things up to date).
>
> The MCSBNGP+++ is an elite group of intelligent software agents presently
> in development which are in pursuit of the objective of complaining
> irrelevantly and illegibly to raise Microsoft's product support costs,
> expose and demystify Microsoft's potentially unethical and quite likely
> illegal and subversive business practices, amplify and make readily
> apparent Microsoft's attempts at creating social disharmony, and promote
> general ill-will and animosity towards Microsoft in a manner which is
> legal, ambiguous, not defamatory, and humorous by way of anti-social
> interfaces which leverage network communication resources and protocols.
>
> These agents will reproduce in a modified form, distort and devalue, and
> ultimately destroy all Microsoft propaganda, products, services,
> certifications, and mindshare by means of biologically reinforced
> artificial intelligence networks (BRAINs), syntactic and lexical analysis
> droids, document analysis and reproduction processes, counterbalance
> mechanics, parody siphons, self-affirmation inspirational and motivational
> synthesis nodes, and premise intangibility assessment matrices. Further,
> the agents will support and reinforce the legal status of their own
> activities when possible by way of the production and delivery of
> appropriate legal documents, and advertise their own availability in any
> way possible.
>
> The end objective of the MCSBNGP+++ is to reduce or eliminate the
> unhealthy dependency on the part of the human race for Microsoft products,
> the goal being to provide informational security, and improved quality of
> life for everyone, and restore balance to the software industry.
>
> MCSBNGP+++ is presently involved in the development of microprocessor
> design, computer operating system software, speech production and
> recognition software, telephony applications, document management and
> development systems, process management, radio and television broadcast
> technology, space exploration and satellite deployment, medical
> technology, food production and farm management technologies, military
> applications, in addition to other classified fields.
>
> MCSBNGP+++ seeks to operate in tandem with other groups which may have
> similar or entirely dissimilar objectives, but does not require third
> party support or funding in order to maintain operations and establish
> improvements. Additionally, in the future, MCSBNGP+++ may not be limited
> to dealing purely with Microsoft.
>
> The groups primary operations platform is presently in development and
> will be available on the Internet when adequate research and testing has
> been completed.
>
> MCSBNGP+++: head first into the future
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
> MCSBNGP+++ Lothario Of The Week #[7.13.86.42]
Oh.
So you're a bunch of kooks.
OK. Thanks.
kp "clears that up..." g