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    - DHCP Leasing Client01 one leases an IP and so does Client02. One hour after their leasing, the DHCP server goes down. Client01 and Client02 have to reboot for any reason. After rebooting, Client01 maintains its IP address, as per the leasing expiration. Client02 releases the IP (remember they both have the same leasing period) for some reason. Both clients are Windows XP, and their behavior is expected to be the same, since they have the same TCP/IP configuration. They are in the same subnet and both can find the default gateway. No alternate IP is assigned. Any clue about why Client02 would release its IP before the leasing time expires? Remember Client01 has the same config and does not release the IP. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178729
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    - Re: DHCP Leasing In article <1FC4E5F9-6F61-48AD-BC80-1A736CDC4899@microsoft.com>, fmsmcse@discussions.microsoft.com says... > Client01 one leases an IP and so does Client02. > One hour after their leasing, the DHCP server goes down. > Client01 and Client02 have to reboot for any reason. > > After rebooting, Client01 maintains its IP address, as per the leasing > expiration. Client02 releases the IP (remember they both have the same > leasing period) for some reason. > > Both clients are Windows XP, and their behavior is expected to be the same, > since they have the same TCP/IP configuration. They are in the same subnet > and both can find the default gateway. No alternate IP is assigned. > > Any clue about why Client02 would release its IP before the leasing time > expires? > Remember Client01 has the same config and does not release the IP. This is not quite how DHCP leases work. DHCP leases are controlled by the DHCP server, not the client. When a DHCP client reboots, after the IP stack is started, it issues a DCHP Discovery packet, if the DHCP servers that receive the broadcast respond with a Acknowledge packet. If the DHCP server that acknowledges the client was the one that issued the address the client has cached, the client will request it in the Request packet, if the lease is still active, the DHCP server will respond with a Offer package for the address and the lease time is reset. If the DHCP server is not online when the client reboots, the client will use an APIPA address and continue to rebroadcast a Discovery packet every 5 minutes (2000 and later). As for why the two XP clients are behaving differntly, my guess is that the network IP properties on each client are configured differently. Most likely, APIPA is turned off on Client01. Client02 is working as expected. If you would like to learn more about this I suggest reading the RFC on DHCP (while boring as heck, if there is no better source for learning DHCP, which is a pretty simple protocol) and/or installing a network monitor and watching DHCP traffic. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178728
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    - Re: Best order to take cert exams? Ben Smith <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> wrote in news:MPG.1dea98acd4c4f891989856@msnews.microsoft.com: > In article <OwPAIjf7FHA.3416@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl>, > goldtech@worldpost.com says... >> (Exam 70-270): Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft >> Windows XP Professional >> >> Is this the first test I should take? >> >> What's usually the best order to take them? >> >> Thanks >> >> >> > > Take the exams that you feel most comfortable with the technology > first. This will help you gain confidence (hopefully) and get used to > the way exams work. > Hi, I'm an MCSE instructor. I always recommend my students take the client exam first, then server. I also don't recommend you go near either until you have a good grasp of IP addressing and basic IP configuration/routing on a LAN. You'll get low-level questions in this area on both tests. The problem with the MCSE track is neither are really taught until the Implementing a Network exam. I recommend taking the rest in order, 70-291, 70-294, 70-294. I also recommend that you take whichever Design exam you are planning on taking LAST! The Design exams are the hardest, and they also tend to build on mos tof the knowledge you've hopefully gained in the first 6 exams. Goo Luck! Robert Coulter Net+, MCP+I, MCSE-NT, MCSE-2K, MCSE-2K3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178727
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    - Re: Best order to take cert exams? "Robert Coulter" <aw3740@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns9714C7C46A0CAaw3740hotmailcom@216.196.97.131... > Ben Smith <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> wrote in > news:MPG.1dea98acd4c4f891989856@msnews.microsoft.com: > > > In article <OwPAIjf7FHA.3416@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl>, > > goldtech@worldpost.com says... > >> (Exam 70-270): Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft > >> Windows XP Professional > >> > >> Is this the first test I should take? Thanks for the help! > >> > >> What's usually the best order to take them? > >> > >> Thanks > >> > >> > >> > > > > Take the exams that you feel most comfortable with the technology > > first. This will help you gain confidence (hopefully) and get used to > > the way exams work. > > > > Hi, > > I'm an MCSE instructor. I always recommend my students take the client > exam first, then server. I also don't recommend you go near either until > you have a good grasp of IP addressing and basic IP configuration/routing > on a LAN. You'll get low-level questions in this area on both tests. The > problem with the MCSE track is neither are really taught until the > Implementing a Network exam. > > I recommend taking the rest in order, 70-291, 70-294, 70-294. I also > recommend that you take whichever Design exam you are planning on taking > LAST! The Design exams are the hardest, and they also tend to build on > mos tof the knowledge you've hopefully gained in the first 6 exams. > > Goo Luck! > > Robert Coulter > Net+, MCP+I, MCSE-NT, MCSE-2K, MCSE-2K3 > Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178726
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    - Re: IIS Limits In article <#ucvz#d7FHA.3544@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl>, robspamtrap+msnews@gmail.com says... > Gopi wrote: > > Hello > > > > we have several websites > > we like to limit the users to upload or using the Hard disk space > > like upto 3GB, > > is there any tool to monitor or control this activities? > > You mean like the disk quotas system that is built into Windows 2000 & 2003 > and works perfectly well with websites, providing you assign each user their > own Windows account and which you can find out lots of information about in > the help file? > > > Depending on the content upload mechanism, this may or may not work, because disk quotas are calculated by the file owner bit. If the content management mechanism or server config has teh files owned by a service account or the administrator, quotas will not work. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178725
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    - Re: DHCP Leasing In article <07500AAC-1D8C-4DD8-A306-0DE62086D322@microsoft.com>, fmsmcse@discussions.microsoft.com says... > Wonder the following situation, you've centralized your IP distribution in a > main site and several sites, let's say 15 sites, all depend on the main one > to get an IP. > > All clients in the 15 sites have gotten an IP early in the morning and then > at midday the link goes down for all 15 sites to the main site and, as you > are lucky enough, there's a power down in those 15 sites. > By what you explained, all the clients would get an APIPA then...?? Exactly. And this is one of the exact scenarios APIPA was designed for, because in this scenario all of the hosts would be able communicate with each other in the APIPA address space. > > "Ben Smith" wrote: > > > In article <1FC4E5F9-6F61-48AD-BC80-1A736CDC4899@microsoft.com>, > > fmsmcse@discussions.microsoft.com says... > > > Client01 one leases an IP and so does Client02. > > > One hour after their leasing, the DHCP server goes down. > > > Client01 and Client02 have to reboot for any reason. > > > > > > After rebooting, Client01 maintains its IP address, as per the leasing > > > expiration. Client02 releases the IP (remember they both have the same > > > leasing period) for some reason. > > > > > > Both clients are Windows XP, and their behavior is expected to be the same, > > > since they have the same TCP/IP configuration. They are in the same subnet > > > and both can find the default gateway. No alternate IP is assigned. > > > > > > Any clue about why Client02 would release its IP before the leasing time > > > expires? > > > Remember Client01 has the same config and does not release the IP. > > > > This is not quite how DHCP leases work. DHCP leases are controlled by > > the DHCP server, not the client. > > > > When a DHCP client reboots, after the IP stack is started, it issues a > > DCHP Discovery packet, if the DHCP servers that receive the broadcast > > respond with a Acknowledge packet. If the DHCP server that acknowledges > > the client was the one that issued the address the client has cached, > > the client will request it in the Request packet, if the lease is still > > active, the DHCP server will respond with a Offer package for the > > address and the lease time is reset. > > > > If the DHCP server is not online when the client reboots, the client > > will use an APIPA address and continue to rebroadcast a Discovery packet > > every 5 minutes (2000 and later). > > > > As for why the two XP clients are behaving differntly, my guess is that > > the network IP properties on each client are configured differently. > > Most likely, APIPA is turned off on Client01. Client02 is working as > > expected. > > > > If you would like to learn more about this I suggest reading the RFC on > > DHCP (while boring as heck, if there is no better source for learning > > DHCP, which is a pretty simple protocol) and/or installing a network > > monitor and watching DHCP traffic. > > > Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178724
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    - Re: computertraining.com llc I heard their ad in Washington, DC the other day. If you are going to spend $25,000 on ANY school...I would highly recommend Strayer, Georgetown Extension, or something that will carry *ACCREDITED* hours which could be applied towards a college program or certificate. Remember that certifications age and expire, but a degree lasts a lifetime...even if you started to learn programming with punchcards or the Apple 6502 processor, loading applicaitons via tape, or waiting for your application, in the queue, to be executed. Hey, this stuff was still around in the late 80's and early 90's. So, your MCSE 2003 might not mean squat in 2010, but that Bachelors degree or that Masters degree will still be a degree. Granted, it may be a bit dated in 20 years...but so will you. ***That having been said, if you have experience and you have a degree, I would still consider spending $25,000 with Strayer or Georgetown Extension, or some other college. If it were $6,000, it would be a different story. Bob -- Bob Christian II MVP - LCS http://bobchristian.blogspot.com - Blog "twistedscience" <eatsatjoes@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1132515907.740925.305800@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > hey all, > > Anyone taken their certification courses through ComputerTraining.com > LLC? > > I was just wondering how is your experiences with this program/school? > Was it a good and sound investment that you have invested your time in? > was it a good pay off...etc. > > Please share your experiences, > > I'm considering to go into this program/school. > > Just want to know what others thinks of it. > > Thanks. > Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178723
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    - Re: DHCP Leasing Wonder the following situation, you've centralized your IP distribution in a main site and several sites, let's say 15 sites, all depend on the main one to get an IP. All clients in the 15 sites have gotten an IP early in the morning and then at midday the link goes down for all 15 sites to the main site and, as you are lucky enough, there's a power down in those 15 sites. By what you explained, all the clients would get an APIPA then...?? "Ben Smith" wrote: > In article <1FC4E5F9-6F61-48AD-BC80-1A736CDC4899@microsoft.com>, > fmsmcse@discussions.microsoft.com says... > > Client01 one leases an IP and so does Client02. > > One hour after their leasing, the DHCP server goes down. > > Client01 and Client02 have to reboot for any reason. > > > > After rebooting, Client01 maintains its IP address, as per the leasing > > expiration. Client02 releases the IP (remember they both have the same > > leasing period) for some reason. > > > > Both clients are Windows XP, and their behavior is expected to be the same, > > since they have the same TCP/IP configuration. They are in the same subnet > > and both can find the default gateway. No alternate IP is assigned. > > > > Any clue about why Client02 would release its IP before the leasing time > > expires? > > Remember Client01 has the same config and does not release the IP. > > This is not quite how DHCP leases work. DHCP leases are controlled by > the DHCP server, not the client. > > When a DHCP client reboots, after the IP stack is started, it issues a > DCHP Discovery packet, if the DHCP servers that receive the broadcast > respond with a Acknowledge packet. If the DHCP server that acknowledges > the client was the one that issued the address the client has cached, > the client will request it in the Request packet, if the lease is still > active, the DHCP server will respond with a Offer package for the > address and the lease time is reset. > > If the DHCP server is not online when the client reboots, the client > will use an APIPA address and continue to rebroadcast a Discovery packet > every 5 minutes (2000 and later). > > As for why the two XP clients are behaving differntly, my guess is that > the network IP properties on each client are configured differently. > Most likely, APIPA is turned off on Client01. Client02 is working as > expected. > > If you would like to learn more about this I suggest reading the RFC on > DHCP (while boring as heck, if there is no better source for learning > DHCP, which is a pretty simple protocol) and/or installing a network > monitor and watching DHCP traffic. > Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178722
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    - Re: DHCP Leasing Answers in line "fmsmcse" <fmsmcse@discussions.microsoft.com> Persisted in message news:1FC4E5F9-6F61-48AD-BC80-1A736CDC4899@microsoft.com... > Client01 one leases an IP and so does Client02. > One hour after their leasing, the DHCP server goes down. Your DHCP server going down would trouble me most. > Client01 and Client02 have to reboot for any reason. > > After rebooting, Client01 maintains its IP address, as per the leasing > expiration. Client02 releases the IP (remember they both have the same > leasing period) for some reason. > > Both clients are Windows XP, and their behavior is expected to be the > same, > since they have the same TCP/IP configuration. They are in the same subnet > and both can find the default gateway. No alternate IP is assigned. > > Any clue about why Client02 would release its IP before the leasing time > expires? Nocturnal gave you a clue last week when he asked if your DHCP client service was disabled. Check that this service is working properly (remember to check the services it depends on as well). If it fails to start in a timely manner your ip address will become 0.0.0.0 and if the service comes on line a few moments later your macine will begin to look for the DHCP server asking for an IP address. When no response is received Client02 will give itself an APIPA. > Remember Client01 has the same config and does not release the IP. TCP/IP configs may be the same, but services and other hardware may not be equal. As for the question of the dhcp info remaining after reboot on Client01, the registry holds the answer to this please see: http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;en-us;314053 If you continue to have trouble please post in: microsoft.public.windows.server.networking group. LRM ...and answer came there none -- and that was scarcely odd because they'd eaten everyone. ~Lewis Carroll: Through the Looking Glass Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178721
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    - Re: Best order to take cert exams? Robert - If you are actively teaching, you should consider applying for your MCT and/or your CTT! It would be a great cert to add to your alphabet soup! -- Bob Christian II MVP - LCS http://bobchristian.blogspot.com - Blog "Robert Coulter" <aw3740@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns9714C7C46A0CAaw3740hotmailcom@216.196.97.131... > Ben Smith <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> wrote in > news:MPG.1dea98acd4c4f891989856@msnews.microsoft.com: > >> In article <OwPAIjf7FHA.3416@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl>, >> goldtech@worldpost.com says... >>> (Exam 70-270): Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft >>> Windows XP Professional >>> >>> Is this the first test I should take? >>> >>> What's usually the best order to take them? >>> >>> Thanks >>> >>> >>> >> >> Take the exams that you feel most comfortable with the technology >> first. This will help you gain confidence (hopefully) and get used to >> the way exams work. >> > > Hi, > > I'm an MCSE instructor. I always recommend my students take the client > exam first, then server. I also don't recommend you go near either until > you have a good grasp of IP addressing and basic IP configuration/routing > on a LAN. You'll get low-level questions in this area on both tests. The > problem with the MCSE track is neither are really taught until the > Implementing a Network exam. > > I recommend taking the rest in order, 70-291, 70-294, 70-294. I also > recommend that you take whichever Design exam you are planning on taking > LAST! The Design exams are the hardest, and they also tend to build on > mos tof the knowledge you've hopefully gained in the first 6 exams. > > Goo Luck! > > Robert Coulter > Net+, MCP+I, MCSE-NT, MCSE-2K, MCSE-2K3 > Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178720
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    - Re: computertraining.com llc I do recommend taking at least one class from a Microsoft certified learning center (CTEC/CPLS) or a College that offers the Microsoft tracs. If you are looking to get a cert and knock it out, and you have some experience, and most importantly, money to burn... ...the Intense Schoole was pretty good for the price http://www.intenseschool.com/ However, Vigilar has purchased it...and there is no telling what the price is now. ...Extreme Logic was pretty good http://www.hp.com/education/sections/microsoft.html However, HP has purchased it...and, again, pricing is a question. Personally, if you are spending more than $6,000 you could almost teach yourself for less than half of that. Purchase the self-paced training kit for Windows 2003 (~$125) (bookpool.com is my fave); a workstation, or workstations, with plenty of RAM, or a RAM upgrade to your current system ($500-$2000); an inexpensive Linksys hub and Cat5 cables ($30-$50) to connect to your current network; and VMWare Workstation or Virtual PC ($150). You can use the 120-day trials that are out on the net to build your systems. If you really need hands-on instruction, I would also recommend purchasing the CBT Nuggets ($899). They do a really good job. Plan on studying 2-3 hours per day and plan on taking a test once every 2 weeks. First, you could learn from Microsoft's elearning site. There are some free courses there. http://www.microsoft.com/learning/elearning.asp Bob -- Bob Christian II MVP - LCS http://bobchristian.blogspot.com - Blog "twistedscience" <eatsatjoes@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1132552732.220036.193650@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >I see...Thanks for the response. I will considered more carefully on > this option. > Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178719
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    - Re: computertraining.com llc >I heard their ad in Washington, DC the other day. If you are going to spend >$25,000 .... I really am in the wrong business...... Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178718
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    - Re: computertraining.com llc I see...Thanks for the response. I will considered more carefully on this option. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178717
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    - Re: Best order to take cert exams? >Thanks for the help! don't forget to tie your shoe laces before you leave for work this morning.... Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178716
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    - Re: Leasing Time Issue >I'm really impressed how people wast their time here replying useless >information and helpless.... What a joke. pot, meet kettle Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178715
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    - Re: locate.exe >in our network, several system affect by virus and i went on safe mode and >edit the registry, delete the values (locate.exe and hpws.exe) restart and >its works fine. > >after sometime, it affected again. (i cannot edit the registry or anything) >again i have to go thro safe mode. please tell me you do not work for the defense department..... Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178714
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    - Re: MCSE Exam Simulations >Many thanks for the lucid intelligent reply. I am not trying to cheat >and have no need to. When I attained a BSc from London University >years ago that "revered institution" sold their own exam papers from >previous years and probably still does. Does this not happen >Stateside? That is all I am asking for - how can reading past papers >be cheating? >I have it on good advice that half the struggle with MS >exams is grappling with the devious way in which the questions are >composed, not the material itself. First of all the format of these ms exams cannot be compared to what you have to achieve in order to become a baccalaureate. The format of the ms exams is no more than simple point 'n' click/drag 'n' drop type questions, with the actual answers actually presented to you up front. So, you simple have to choose/construct the answer from what's given to you. Nowhere do you 'write' anything about your answers, or describe and explain, in your 'own' words, how you came to an answer; in other words, answering the question does not prove an understanding of the question being answered. In addition there is no course work as such that is graded as part of your overall assessment.. The format of the exams make them very easy, and thus open to 'practice test' providers being able to exploit them for profit. It is also, sadly, very easy for people to cheat using brain dumps or 'products' from certain 'practice test' providers, which has undermined their value to such an extent that the so called 'certifications' they lead to have become worthless in real world and have simply resulted in an endless supply of unqualified, yet so called 'ms certified' people who have simply achieved this status by memorizing the answers to questions which they don't even understand. >And yes I have read study guides, user manuals and gained years of >experience in IT. Then you will no problem whatsoever in passing these exams. Simply use the prep guide for each exam and examine/research the topics you do not feel you fully understand. >This is not the first time I have come across >posters who make rash and rapid assumptions about people - did I say >Testking were any good? >That's three questions in this post BTW but I don't think its me >that's wasting space here My own view is that all so called practice test provider, simply highlight the fact the format of the exams is [currently] crap. >OK fourth one - if these cowboys are selling answers written down by >paid "sitters" is that why so many of the answers in their prodcuts >are crap or at best highly debatable?! They can sell their 'products' because they have a market of people willing to affectively 'buy' a pass in the exam(s). Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178713
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    - Re: MCSE Exam Simulations >Oh, the most cost effective way to prepare yourself is really to build a >network as cheaply as possible and use material from your local library and >the mountain of documentation that comes with the the product in the help >and support center. Classes are good if you don't know a certain aspect of >the product. My downfall is still RRAS. I purchased a fifty dollar book that >I could use at work and to help study and build the test environment as >though I didn't have anything but windows machines and layer 2 switches. >Seems weird, but it is Microsoft's product and their test I'm taking so, >that's why I'm doing it. You missed out the very important point about actual real world experience. It's all very well building a 'home lab' in order to 'learn' about the product, but this hardly counts in the real world where situations are completely different. Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178712
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp >remember, we need as many combatants >as we can get in order to defend our stalingrad. > >Jim Dale >Political Commissar, soviet 62nd army ifypfu Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178711
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp >Shout out to my bud, you know who you are. ok it's me, I've got 'em. I promise I'll bring 'em back tomorrow.... wait, er... we are here talking about the old MCNGP pliers, right :-) Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178710
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    - Re: MCSE Exam Simulations "TestKing, Actualtest, and any derivitave thereof ARE actual exam questions. And they DO come from Microsoft - but not legally" Obviously any examing body will want to enforce copyright on their papers, either to sell the past questions themselves or to prevent others from disseminating them by whatever means. I have had a quick look at the websites of the firms mentioned in this thread and others. The ones I've seen have USA postal addresses and bona fide telephone numbers. If they are committing a copyright/piracy offence in the eyes of the law, the consumer, MS etc etc then they are doing so "up front" with impuity - Why and how is it so easy? Examinee Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178709
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    - Re: Tuesday Topic > 93 spam.thisbio...@gmail.com I'm in the top 10. Dang, it has been slow around here. -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178708
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    - Re: MCSE Exam Simulations >The ones I've seen have USA postal addresses and bona fide telephone >numbers. >If they are committing a copyright/piracy offence in the eyes of the >law, the consumer, MS etc etc then they are doing so "up front" with >impuity - Why and how is it so easy? Beats me. I've always found it a bit strange that such operations appear to operate from within, yet nothing is apparently done about it. Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178707
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    - Re: Friday Frivolity >> http://www.sloganizer.net/en/ > >"The magic of MCNGP" stupid people - Think different Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178706
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    - Re: locate.exe "Ben Smith" <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> wrote in message news:MPG.1dea9872c2a3e2ba989855@msnews.microsoft.com... > This may help: > http://www.microsoft.com/security/malwareremove/default.mspx Does that uninstall Windows? Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178705
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    - Re: safe mode In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, TechGeekPro spewed across the ether: > *tgp starts dancing around his computer while speaking in tongues* You're not going to start playing with snakes again are ya? (I hate it when he does that!) -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178704
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    - Re: locate.exe "Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message news:9e13o1hipqk2duodkjrfoh8p5kan3q97tk@4ax.com... > >in our network, several system affect by virus and i went on safe mode > >and >>edit the registry, delete the values (locate.exe and hpws.exe) restart and >>its works fine. >> >>after sometime, it affected again. (i cannot edit the registry or >>anything) >>again i have to go thro safe mode. > > please tell me you do not work for the defense department..... Hey, if he DOES work for the defense department, I'm all for it. After all... What could be a better defense than ignorance? Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178703
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    - Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE) On Nov 22, 2005 at 12:59pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns97168275D5316tgp@127.0.0.1... > >> 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 > > Faskinatin' > > This belongs in the autism support NG. Did you get my e-mails? -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com The technician will have never seen a model quite like yours before. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178702
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    - Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE) TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled: > > On Nov 22, 2005 at 12:22pm "Briscobar" blathered: > >> I haven't been feeling well lately. Missed 2 days of work in the >> past week. Well, actually, I wouldn't say I was missing it... > > That must explain why you missed my scathing reply over office space > quotes. Yeah, that might be it. Which thread was that in? Or better yet, linky-link. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com means "Go to Hell, you dirty frickin' pig" in Swahili. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178701
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 22, 2005 at 1:16pm "JaR" blathered: > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, TechGeekPro spewed across the ether: > >> *tgp starts dancing around his computer while speaking in tongues* > > You're not going to start playing with snakes again are ya? > > (I hate it when he does that!) > Thou shalt not blaspheme against the Lo-urd's anointed! -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178700
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    - Re: Friday sweetness "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns97167D649E4C2tgp@127.0.0.1... > "She", and I quote, "found the bleach cream to be very soothing." and is now addicted, that's just odd. > Nearly 50% of all bank robberies take place on Friday. Then for the personal safety of myself and colleaguesI propose we consider a permanent move to 3 day weekends. Besides you can bank electronically now, you don't need us. -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." - F. Leghorn Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178699
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    - Re: OT: Tuesday Topic On Nov 22, 2005 at 1:07pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > I don't get these numbers... > > This month's top posters > 228 guess...@gmail.com > > Neil's gone for a week, and he's still the top poster this month. > > 188 jrde...@lakabux.com > 184 %userna...@gmail.com Woo Hoo! A week and a half and I'm #3. Watch out Neil! -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Don't judge a book by its movie. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178698
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    - Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE) On Nov 22, 2005 at 1:21pm "Briscobar" blathered: > TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled: >> >> On Nov 22, 2005 at 12:22pm "Briscobar" blathered: >> >>> I haven't been feeling well lately. Missed 2 days of work in the >>> past week. Well, actually, I wouldn't say I was missing it... >> >> That must explain why you missed my scathing reply over office space >> quotes. > > Yeah, that might be it. Which thread was that in? Or better yet, > linky-link. news:Xns97141CB1B55Ftgp@127.0.0.1 -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold? Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178697
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    - Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE) did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in news:uCfaS $47FHA.1028@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl: > Sure. My wife blames everything on it anyway so go ahead. oh, great, now its a fad... -- Neil MCNGP#30 - When the going gets tough, it's time for a nap. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178696
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    - Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE) did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in news:Xns9716833AC3CABtgp@127.0.0.1: > What were we talking about again? alcoholism...pass me another one... -- Neil MCNGP#30 - When the going gets tough, it's time for a nap. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178695
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    - OT: Is anyone else experiencing... The Attack of Pedro? Or is it just me? Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178693
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    - Re: I've found the picture In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether: > > What happend to the America I used to love? Which one was that? John Wayne, Norman Rockwell, Ken Kesey, Andy Warhol, or Sitting Bull? -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178692
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    - Re: OT: Here's What Happens When you Hire Paper Certs >Pay cuts follow Tokyo Stock Exchange IT trouble: They're lucky they nether had to cut something else off ..... Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178691
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    - Re: I've found the picture >What happend to the America I used to love? it got outsourced...... Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178690
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    - Re: THIS is why I went into IT! Worked for me in college. -- "Hey, can you check out my computer sometime?" "Mike T." <NtOrSoPzAzMo@arcor.de> wrote in message news:%23GjKgAu6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... > http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp > > -- > Mike T. > MCNGP #XLI > > Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178689
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    - Re: I've found the picture "LRM" <someone@somewhere.com> wrote in message news:eOrXyvt6FHA.3880@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl... > > "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> Queried in message > news:%23$rlplt6FHA.744@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl... > > > >> > > Is using a mannequin illegal? > > > Only if you sleep half-naked with it in a public place. > > LRM > The Emperor has a new suit! > > I'm a very private person, I wouldn't do THAT in public.................... --------------------------------------------------------------------- Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5 http://www.mcngp.com "He who does not test himself is worthless indeed" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178688
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    - Re: THIS is why I went into IT! >Worked for me in college. > >-- >"Hey, can you check out my computer sometime?" ... "I'll let you put it anywhere you like, if you will, honey" lol! Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178687
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    - Re: THIS is why I went into IT! TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> said something like > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\177829.htm (11/16/2005 > 3:05:54 PM) # On Nov 16, 2005 at 2:01pm "Mike T." blathered: > >> http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp > > "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," > > Egads. Now why didn't I think of that? Brilliant. > > True story actually. I chick I met on the Internet offered me a BJ a > couple of days ago if I would buy her a 4-port USB hub and "come" > install it. I might take her up on it. She was fairly skilled in this > area IIRC. Hey! I have a 4-port USB hub with me right now! I'm sure we don't need both thoses printers... What's her address? Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178686
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    - Re: Wednesday WTF Tron2005 <shutup@shutup.com> said something like > I wonder if she was hot looking? Well, mannequins don't talk back, so that's a plus. And you don't need to spend a lot on dinner. kp "and they never say no" g Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178685
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    - Re: OT: Giggty Giggty In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether: > http://www.defensetech.org/archives/001944.html > > > SMAW BABY!!! That's my weapon! > > "M-72 LAWs could be retrofitted with thermobaric warheads, " Nice. Carry one in the trunk for a traffic LART. Clear up traffic jams. *sigh* I miss having a few LAWs around... > > I'm re-enlisting... > That would be going a little too far. -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply A few minutes ago I attempted to give a flying fsck, but the best I could do was to watch it skitter across the floor. Anthony de Boer) Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178684
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    - Re: Attention MCSE Potentials On Nov 16, 2005 at 10:20am "MitchS" blathered: > "...unskilled labor jobs are the ones really in demand..." I guess all the Mexicans were the smart ones and left before the flooding. * Oops, did I say that? * -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178683
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    - Re: Wednesday WTF "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> fantasized in message news:Xns971099953F1ADipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1... > > Well, mannequins don't talk back, so that's a plus. > > And you don't need to spend a lot on dinner. > > kp "and they never say no" g > And, I'm thinking male mannequins have some potential advantages as well, being made of a stiff material and all. Ok, I'm for it. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178682
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    - Re: HELP dogs & cats in China please! [MUST SEE] On Nov 16, 2005 at 11:22am "Consultant" blathered: > dogs are tasty with a nice spicy sauce Just don't eat too much curry. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com I recently childproofed my house, but somehow they still keep getting in. Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178681
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    - Re: THIS is why I went into IT! On Nov 16, 2005 at 2:01pm "Mike T." blathered: > http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," Egads. Now why didn't I think of that? Brilliant. True story actually. I chick I met on the Internet offered me a BJ a couple of days ago if I would buy her a 4-port USB hub and "come" install it. I might take her up on it. She was fairly skilled in this area IIRC. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Why aren't there any left-handed screwdrivers? Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178680
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    - Re: Post 1000 Message to Newsgroups Promoting my site and earn $100.00 "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns9710A5B5B3172tgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 16, 2005 at 9:46am "Consultant" blathered: > >> liar > > Danm, snip C, snip! Just 'cause you got snipped doesn't mean that's a good idea for the rest of us. That was what you were talking about, right? Tag: Re: Please Post More Tag: 178679

On Nov 20, 2005 at 3:46am "Microcephalic S. Bob" blathered:

>
> "Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates@upyours.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9712F222A6DC4rowdyyates2124@207.46.248.16...
>> "James" <fake@email.com> wrote in news:e76YZ9G7FHA.444
>> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> This group is too inactive, and not enough knowledge is being
shared.
>>>
>>> Please post more!
>>>
>>>:)
>>>
>>> MCGPGLMNOP #1
>>>
>>>
>>
>> more.
>
> Thank you, Rowdy, for sharing your "knowledge".

I know my life has improved exponentially since I've read that post.
More indeed.

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TGP MCNGP #100100
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