Ping: MCNGP

I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up a little
sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll add and change
things as needed.

http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

kpg
Wed Jun 28 14:53:18 CDT 2006

As BD once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html

Nice.

You did forget another type of person we don't want in IT:

Shatruse.

I'm sorry, I'm not a racist, but I just can't stand those people.

kp "a decade?" g

MitchS
Wed Jun 28 14:56:34 CDT 2006

"BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
news:uvWaMtumGHA.3752@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up a
> little
> sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll add and
> change
> things as needed.
>
> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html

Should read "many members ranging from early teens to before record
keeping."
Thanks, Bye.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Stupidity on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Frisbee®
Wed Jun 28 14:58:52 CDT 2006

"BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
news:uvWaMtumGHA.3752@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up a
> little
> sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll add and
> change
> things as needed.
>
> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html

NerdBunchaNumbers will be thrilled to know that he's in his early twenties.

And Neil will be thrilled to know that he's in his late forties.

MitchS
Wed Jun 28 15:02:25 CDT 2006

"kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F097770CADCipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> As BD once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html
>
> Nice.
>
> You did forget another type of person we don't want in IT:
>
> Shatruse.

And not to forget the bloody Dutch!

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Stupidity on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

MitchS
Wed Jun 28 15:03:17 CDT 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23isFI1umGHA.1576@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> "BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
> news:uvWaMtumGHA.3752@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up a
>> little
>> sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll add and
>> change
>> things as needed.
>>
>> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html
>
> NerdBunchaNumbers will be thrilled to know that he's in his early
> twenties.
>
> And Neil will be thrilled to know that he's in his late forties.

Beatcha by 2 whole minutes I did.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Stupidity on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

kpg
Wed Jun 28 15:05:14 CDT 2006

As MitchS once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\200057.htm (6/28/2006
> 3:05:00 PM) # "kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97F097770CADCipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> As BD once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>>
>>> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html
>>
>> Nice.
>>
>> You did forget another type of person we don't want in IT:
>>
>> Shatruse.
>
> And not to forget the bloody Dutch!

Oh he11 yeah.

BD
Wed Jun 28 15:22:14 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, kpg spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> As MitchS once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\200057.htm (6/28/2006
>> 3:05:00 PM) # "kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns97F097770CADCipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>>> As BD once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>>>
>>>> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html
>>>
>>> Nice.
>>>
>>> You did forget another type of person we don't want in IT:
>>>
>>> Shatruse.
>>
>> And not to forget the bloody Dutch!
>
> Oh he11 yeah.
>
I'll try to remember that when I do my updates tongiht.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

BD
Wed Jun 28 15:23:01 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, MitchS spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
> news:uvWaMtumGHA.3752@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up a
>> little
>> sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll add
>> and change
>> things as needed.
>>
>> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html
>
> Should read "many members ranging from early teens to before record
> keeping."
> Thanks, Bye.
>
Cr@p...I forgot about Nerd, didn't I? Ok, I'll change that...and I'm writing it
down.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 28 15:39:51 CDT 2006

On Jun 28, 2006 at 3:43pm "BD" blathered:

> I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up a
> little sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll
> add and change things as needed.
>
> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html

So, I guess the thing on Tuesday and Thursday is canceled then, right?

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Consultant
Wed Jun 28 15:38:14 CDT 2006

bd, can you ping me at yahoo.com?


"BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
news:uvWaMtumGHA.3752@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up a
> little
> sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll add and
> change
> things as needed.
>
> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html
>
> --
> BD
> MCNGP #51
> -- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
> -- www.swppm.com
>
>

TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 28 15:41:46 CDT 2006

On Jun 28, 2006 at 4:23pm "BD" blathered:

> << While I was at work, MitchS spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> "BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
>> news:uvWaMtumGHA.3752@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>> I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up a
>>> little
>>> sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll add
>>> and change
>>> things as needed.
>>>
>>> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html
>>
>> Should read "many members ranging from early teens to before record
>> keeping."
>> Thanks, Bye.
>>
> Cr@p...I forgot about Nerd, didn't I? Ok, I'll change that...and I'm
> writing it down.

Or Neil for that matter.

--
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mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
I fart in your general direction.

BD
Wed Jun 28 15:57:15 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, TechGeekPro spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> On Jun 28, 2006 at 4:23pm "BD" blathered:
>
>> << While I was at work, MitchS spurted out:
>> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>> "BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
>>> news:uvWaMtumGHA.3752@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>> I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up
>>>> a little
>>>> sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll add
>>>> and change
>>>> things as needed.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html
>>>
>>> Should read "many members ranging from early teens to before record
>>> keeping."
>>> Thanks, Bye.
>>>
>> Cr@p...I forgot about Nerd, didn't I? Ok, I'll change that...and I'm
>> writing it down.
>
> Or Neil for that matter.
>
I don't think I ever got an acurate age on Neil. That's why the estimate of
"late forties". I'm guessing now that it was too low.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Frisbee®
Wed Jun 28 15:59:20 CDT 2006

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23l9vILvmGHA.4164@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> bd, can you ping me at yahoo.com?

Uh oh... Dad's mad!

BD
Wed Jun 28 15:59:50 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Consultant spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> bd, can you ping me at yahoo.com?
>
Sure thing, but I won't be able to until after I get home...usually around 6pm
(pst). If that's too late let me know.

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

BD
Wed Jun 28 16:00:40 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, TechGeekPro spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>

> So, I guess the thing on Tuesday and Thursday is canceled then, right?

I'll try to setup something on Tuesdays and Thursdays for you.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

kpg
Wed Jun 28 16:06:40 CDT 2006

As Frisbee® once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> Uh oh... Dad's mad!

What's the first rule of fight club?

BD
Wed Jun 28 16:07:42 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:%23l9vILvmGHA.4164@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> bd, can you ping me at yahoo.com?
>
> Uh oh... Dad's mad!
>
Fris, can you leave me Con's info on my MSN, I'm not sure if I have it? Thanks
Broda!
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Briscobar
Wed Jun 28 16:16:16 CDT 2006

BD <www.SWPPM.com> rambled:
>
>> Or Neil for that matter.
>>
> I don't think I ever got an acurate age on Neil. That's why the
> estimate of "late forties". I'm guessing now that it was too low.

Neil is roughly 350, give or take a few. He insisted on making me count his
rings.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com owes me 35 bucks.

kpg
Wed Jun 28 16:17:31 CDT 2006

As Briscobar once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

>>> Or Neil for that matter.
>>>
>> I don't think I ever got an acurate age on Neil. That's why the
>> estimate of "late forties". I'm guessing now that it was too low.
>
> Neil is roughly 350, give or take a few. He insisted on making me
> count his rings.

I feel so dirty now.

Death
Wed Jun 28 16:23:33 CDT 2006

> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html

"We are known worldwide and feared by cheaters everywhere."

Hmmmmm, what's that disorder called again...........oh yeah, megalomania.


Death from Above

BD
Wed Jun 28 16:18:37 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Briscobar spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> Neil is roughly 350, give or take a few. He insisted on making me
> count his rings.
>
Hmmm...older than an oak.

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Jtyc
Wed Jun 28 16:31:14 CDT 2006

> Neil is roughly 350, give or take a few. He insisted on making me count
> his
> rings.

Were you able to get through the butt swell? Normally, when they are that
old, all the fluids start to coalesce in the bottom of the trunk causing a
"butt swell". This can make it difficult to get through.

kpg
Wed Jun 28 16:28:21 CDT 2006

As Death from Above once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> "We are known worldwide and feared by cheaters everywhere."
>
> Hmmmmm, what's that disorder called again...........oh yeah,
> megalomania.

It's not bragging if it's true.

TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 28 16:44:02 CDT 2006

On Jun 28, 2006 at 4:38pm "Consultant" blathered:

> can you ping me at yahoo.com?

All I kept getting was:

Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=48ms TTL=52
Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=46ms TTL=52
Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=48ms TTL=52
Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=46ms TTL=52

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
They call me ... "Tater Salad".

BD
Wed Jun 28 16:44:40 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, kpg spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> As Death from Above once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> "We are known worldwide and feared by cheaters everywhere."
>>
>> Hmmmmm, what's that disorder called again...........oh yeah,
>> legomania.
>
> It's not bragging if it's true.
>
LegoMania, huh? I passed that stage in 3rd grade.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

JaR
Wed Jun 28 16:52:00 CDT 2006

On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:58:52 -0400, Frisbee® cast into the ether:

> And Neil will be thrilled to know that he's in his late forties.

Well, I know I certainly am!

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
Remove hat to reply

JaR
Wed Jun 28 16:53:39 CDT 2006

On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:44:02 -0500, TechGeekPro cast into the ether:

> On Jun 28, 2006 at 4:38pm "Consultant" blathered:
>
>> can you ping me at yahoo.com?
>
> All I kept getting was:
>
> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=48ms TTL=52
> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=46ms TTL=52
> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=48ms TTL=52
> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=46ms TTL=52

Maybe he's on that asteroid.

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
Remove hat to reply

JaR
Wed Jun 28 16:59:07 CDT 2006

On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:02:25 -0500, MitchS cast into the ether:

> "kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97F097770CADCipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> As BD once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>>
>>> http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html
>>
>> Nice.
>>
>> You did forget another type of person we don't want in IT:
>>
>> Shatruse.
>
> And not to forget the bloody Dutch!

And Presbyterians!

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
Remove hat to reply

Jtyc
Wed Jun 28 17:05:08 CDT 2006

> And Presbyterians!

splitters...

BD
Wed Jun 28 17:07:27 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:58:52 -0400, Frisbee® cast into the ether:
>
>> And Neil will be thrilled to know that he's in his late forties.
>
> Well, I know I certainly am!
>
I was tryin to be nice to you 'old-timers'. I didn't want the audience thinking
we were just a bunch of old codgers.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

JaR
Wed Jun 28 17:26:23 CDT 2006

On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:07:27 -0700, BD cast into the ether:

> I was tryin to be nice to you 'old-timers'. I didn't want the audience
> thinking we were just a bunch of old codgers.

"OLD CODGER"!!!

Why you young pup, I oughtta whack you with my walker here!

Goldurn kids today...ain't got no respect atall.

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
Remove hat to reply

BD
Wed Jun 28 18:08:41 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:07:27 -0700, BD cast into the ether:
>
>> I was tryin to be nice to you 'old-timers'. I didn't want the
>> audience thinking we were just a bunch of old codgers.
>
> "OLD CODGER"!!!
>
> Why you young pup, I oughtta whack you with my walker here!
>
> Goldurn kids today...ain't got no respect atall.
>
Whewwww....fishing is fun.... ;)
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Neil
Wed Jun 28 19:10:40 CDT 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97F0A9D7F8893tgp@127.0.0.1:

> Or Neil for that matter.

JERK! and Link, LRM, and JaR are all older than me...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- "Let's face the obvious. Yesterday we were nerds. Today we're the
cognetive elite. Let's conquer." - Chester G Edwards

Neil
Wed Jun 28 19:13:22 CDT 2006

did you hear "BD" <www.SWPPM.com> say in news:epf4OWvmGHA.4816
@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> That's why the estimate of
> "late forties". I'm guessing now that it was too low.
>

I'm early 40's so watch yerself. There maybe someone who's over 50....but I
wont name names...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- It's not over until the FAT table sings.

Neil
Wed Jun 28 19:15:05 CDT 2006

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:OjuXUfvmGHA.3880@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> Neil is roughly 350, give or take a few.

i so hate you right now.

> He insisted on making me
> count his rings.

then I'm 2...my wife, however is about 23,000....

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- If it's burning, it's most likely a hardware problem.

Grep
Wed Jun 28 20:31:59 CDT 2006

It's official. You are retarded.........damn.....

Grep

BD
Wed Jun 28 21:50:49 CDT 2006

Imagine what your life would be like if [Grep] hadn't posted
{ j4Gog.804771$084.589133@attbi_s22 }
---
> It's official. You are retarded.........damn.....
>
> Grep
>
Flattery will get you no where. It appears you're the slow one around here.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a
song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
-- www.SWPPM.com

Briscobar
Thu Jun 29 07:08:25 CDT 2006

Jtyc <yo@respondtothegroup.com> rambled:
>
>> Neil is roughly 350, give or take a few. He insisted on making me
>> count his
>> rings.
>
> Were you able to get through the butt swell? Normally, when they are
> that old, all the fluids start to coalesce in the bottom of the trunk
> causing a "butt swell". This can make it difficult to get through.

Is that real?

--
KB

MCNGP #26
nerd32768 needs your business. Visit www.mcngp.com today.

LnkWizard2
Thu Jun 29 07:40:22 CDT 2006


"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.06.28.22.26.23.692635@lakabux.com...
> On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:07:27 -0700, BD cast into the ether:
>
>> I was tryin to be nice to you 'old-timers'. I didn't want the audience
>> thinking we were just a bunch of old codgers.
>
> "OLD CODGER"!!!
>
> Why you young pup, I oughtta whack you with my walker here!
>
> Goldurn kids today...ain't got no respect atall.
>

I ain't gonna hit him with the walker, I'm gonna run him
over with my HoverRound. That puppy has some speed.

kpg
Thu Jun 29 08:20:11 CDT 2006

As Neil once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\200089.htm (6/29/2006
> 8:18:46 AM) # did you hear "BD" <www.SWPPM.com> say in
> news:epf4OWvmGHA.4816 @TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> That's why the estimate of
>> "late forties". I'm guessing now that it was too low.
>>
>
> I'm early 40's so watch yerself. There maybe someone who's over
> 50....but I wont name names...

Hopefully one day there will be many MCNGPers over 50. :)


kp "or die trying" g

kpg
Thu Jun 29 08:21:03 CDT 2006

As Neil once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\200088.htm (6/29/2006
> 8:20:16 AM) # did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns97F0A9D7F8893tgp@127.0.0.1:
>
>> Or Neil for that matter.
>
> JERK! and Link, LRM, and JaR are all older than me...

I think kpg is older than you too.

But I don't think I hold the honor of being the oldest.

kpg
Thu Jun 29 08:22:51 CDT 2006

As LnkWizard2 once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\200106.htm (6/29/2006
> 8:21:26 AM) #
>
> "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
> news:pan.2006.06.28.22.26.23.692635@lakabux.com...
>> On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:07:27 -0700, BD cast into the ether:
>>
>>> I was tryin to be nice to you 'old-timers'. I didn't want the
>>> audience thinking we were just a bunch of old codgers.
>>
>> "OLD CODGER"!!!
>>
>> Why you young pup, I oughtta whack you with my walker here!
>>
>> Goldurn kids today...ain't got no respect atall.
>>
>
> I ain't gonna hit him with the walker, I'm gonna run him
> over with my HoverRound. That puppy has some speed.

Old and treacherous beats young and skilled every time.

kp "eager beats pretty every time too" g

kpg
Thu Jun 29 08:31:37 CDT 2006

As JaR once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\200082.htm (6/29/2006
> 8:23:09 AM) # On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:44:02 -0500, TechGeekPro cast
> into the ether:
>
>> On Jun 28, 2006 at 4:38pm "Consultant" blathered:
>>
>>> can you ping me at yahoo.com?
>>
>> All I kept getting was:
>>
>> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=48ms TTL=52
>> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=46ms TTL=52
>> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=48ms TTL=52
>> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=46ms TTL=52
>
> Maybe he's on that asteroid.


Speaking of which, is anyone else concerned that we don't
seem very good at spotting these things until they're like
3 days from impact?

Remember that near miss a few years ago, they didn't see it
until it had already passed us. Way to go guys.

Even if we had lots of lead time, how do you move a 1/2 mile
round ball of iron traveling 50,000 mph? We don't have the
technology.

I think the best offense is a good defense - remember the old
cold war bomb shelters? Stock up with lots of food and ammo,
learn how to live off the land - and don't tell your neighbors
you have a shelter. (Sounds cruel, but I saw this Twilight Zone
episode once...).

Of course, MCNGPs will be allowed in my shelter - someone needs
to rebuild a world dictatorship, um I mean government when the
sun comes back out.

Oh yeah, we'll need lots of women, so bring some for yourself
and a few extra for your buddies.

kp "don't forget the sekrit handshake" g

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 08:38:59 CDT 2006

they know far in advance. could you imagine the chaos if they announced 3-6
months in advance of an impending devastation?


"kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F156C05684Fipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> As JaR once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\200082.htm (6/29/2006
>> 8:23:09 AM) # On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:44:02 -0500, TechGeekPro cast
>> into the ether:
>>
>>> On Jun 28, 2006 at 4:38pm "Consultant" blathered:
>>>
>>>> can you ping me at yahoo.com?
>>>
>>> All I kept getting was:
>>>
>>> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=48ms TTL=52
>>> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=46ms TTL=52
>>> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=48ms TTL=52
>>> Reply from 216.109.112.135: bytes=32 time=46ms TTL=52
>>
>> Maybe he's on that asteroid.
>
>
> Speaking of which, is anyone else concerned that we don't
> seem very good at spotting these things until they're like
> 3 days from impact?
>
> Remember that near miss a few years ago, they didn't see it
> until it had already passed us. Way to go guys.
>
> Even if we had lots of lead time, how do you move a 1/2 mile
> round ball of iron traveling 50,000 mph? We don't have the
> technology.
>
> I think the best offense is a good defense - remember the old
> cold war bomb shelters? Stock up with lots of food and ammo,
> learn how to live off the land - and don't tell your neighbors
> you have a shelter. (Sounds cruel, but I saw this Twilight Zone
> episode once...).
>
> Of course, MCNGPs will be allowed in my shelter - someone needs
> to rebuild a world dictatorship, um I mean government when the
> sun comes back out.
>
> Oh yeah, we'll need lots of women, so bring some for yourself
> and a few extra for your buddies.
>
> kp "don't forget the sekrit handshake" g
>

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 08:40:15 CDT 2006

zack?


"BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
news:OUekuwvmGHA.660@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> << While I was at work, kpg spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> As Death from Above once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>>
>>> "We are known worldwide and feared by cheaters everywhere."
>>>
>>> Hmmmmm, what's that disorder called again...........oh yeah,
>>> legomania.
>>
>> It's not bragging if it's true.
>>
> LegoMania, huh? I passed that stage in 3rd grade.
> --
> BD
> MCNGP #51
> -- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
> -- www.swppm.com
>
>

kpg
Thu Jun 29 08:45:06 CDT 2006

As Consultant once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> they know far in advance. could you imagine the chaos if
> they announced 3-6 months in advance of an impending devastation?

Somehow that does not make me feel better.

kp "I should have become an astronomer" g

BD
Thu Jun 29 09:01:31 CDT 2006

Imagine what your life would be like if [Consultant] hadn't posted
{ %23NwhOG4mGHA.1208@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl }
---
> zack?
>
um........he's on his way to work !?
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a
song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
-- www.SWPPM.com

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 09:02:29 CDT 2006

think about it for a second. look at the riots sports fans cause when their
team (s) win, look at the inner-city thugs who riot when a known gang member
gets shot and killed by cops while he is "rushin" them and the cop gets off.
think about that, now imagine this, scientist say that in 2.5 months a
meteor the size of new york will hit 50 miles off the coast of california,
wiping out the west coast and ultimately wiping out all living organisms on
this planet. what do you think would happen?


"kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F15909E922Cipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> As Consultant once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> they know far in advance. could you imagine the chaos if
>> they announced 3-6 months in advance of an impending devastation?
>
> Somehow that does not make me feel better.
>
> kp "I should have become an astronomer" g

MitchS
Thu Jun 29 09:12:36 CDT 2006

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:uI$%23pS4mGHA.2256@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> scientist say that in 2.5 months a meteor the size of new york will hit 50
> miles off the coast of california, wiping out the west coast and
> ultimately wiping out all living organisms on this planet. what do you
> think would happen?

Liquor and prostitution sales go up 10000% ?

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Stupidity on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 09:13:45 CDT 2006

sales? or thefts

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ejLv9X4mGHA.192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:uI$%23pS4mGHA.2256@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> scientist say that in 2.5 months a meteor the size of new york will hit
>> 50 miles off the coast of california, wiping out the west coast and
>> ultimately wiping out all living organisms on this planet. what do you
>> think would happen?
>
> Liquor and prostitution sales go up 10000% ?
>
> --
> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
> Stupidity on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
>
>

Briscobar
Thu Jun 29 09:38:46 CDT 2006

Consultant <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> rambled:
>
>> Liquor and prostitution sales go up 10000% ?
>
> sales? or thefts

Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
Download full moviez, war3z, crackz, muzik, and pr0n at www.mcngp.com!
Or don't.

Neil
Thu Jun 29 09:44:08 CDT 2006

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in news:
#r8B0R3mGHA.4960@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> Is that real?
>

you'll never know. I was wearing a girdle

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- No, really! I watch "Baywatch" for the plot!

Neil
Thu Jun 29 09:46:22 CDT 2006

did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
news:Xns97F1554413A53ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> kp "eager beats pretty every time too" g

feh, "willing" even beats "eager"

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- "Let me put some clothes on," he said modestly.

Neil
Thu Jun 29 09:45:06 CDT 2006

did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
news:Xns97F154F60A2E7ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> But I don't think I hold the honor of being the oldest.

I know how is, but I wont tell

...for the right price...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Don't worry, you'll like my buddies.

Neil
Thu Jun 29 09:55:19 CDT 2006

did you hear Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97F16D5F63E28neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> I know how is

um, "who is"

friggin fingers

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- For those who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 10:04:09 CDT 2006

> Is that real?

They actually rain into the problem when they reached the Pacific Northwest
and the giant Redwoods. They had to use a technique called "springboarding"
to get above the butt swell so they could chop the tree down. Basically,
you cut a notch in the tree and insert a straight board. Then you climb up
on the board and start chopping from that platform.


Modern Marvels - Logging Tech episode.

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 10:13:46 CDT 2006

> you'll never know. I was wearing a girdle

Good lord... it must be made of carbon nanotubes.

kpg
Thu Jun 29 10:20:49 CDT 2006

As Neil once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\200132.htm (6/29/2006
> 10:20:01 AM) # did you hear Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns97F16D5F63E28neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> I know how is
>
> um, "who is"
>
> friggin fingers

alzheimers

kpg
Thu Jun 29 10:27:29 CDT 2006

As Jtyc once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\200134.htm (6/29/2006
> 10:25:39 AM) #
>> Is that real?
>
> They actually rain into the problem when they reached the Pacific
> Northwest and the giant Redwoods. They had to use a technique called
> "springboarding" to get above the butt swell so they could chop the
> tree down. Basically, you cut a notch in the tree and insert a
> straight board. Then you climb up on the board and start chopping
> from that platform.
>
>
> Modern Marvels - Logging Tech episode.

Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
we do the same women too?

Frisbee®
Thu Jun 29 10:27:45 CDT 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F16F1A7968Cneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns97F16D5F63E28neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> I know how is
>
> um, "who is"
>
> friggin fingers

Okay, I'll bite.

Who is friggin fingers?

BD
Thu Jun 29 10:34:47 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, kpg spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
> we do the same women too?
>
Please say No.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Briscobar
Thu Jun 29 10:39:00 CDT 2006

kpg <no@way.com> rambled:
>
> Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
> we do the same women too?

<insert wife joke here>

--
KB

MCNGP #26
I modified the signatures.ini file to add this: www.mcngp.com

JaR
Thu Jun 29 10:39:55 CDT 2006

On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:27:29 -0700, kpg cast into the ether:

>
> Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
> we do the same women too?

Heh, funny. The same women. Heh heh.

Heh.

The same...

|

|

*Calls wife*

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
Remove hat to reply

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 10:41:28 CDT 2006

> Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
> we do the same women too?

Just yours.

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 10:42:30 CDT 2006

> Who is friggin fingers?

That's what his wife calls the replacement for his 9mm.

kpg
Thu Jun 29 10:51:14 CDT 2006

As Jtyc once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

>> Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
>> we do the same women too?
>
> Just yours.

<Ed McMann>
Hoaaaaaaaaa!
</Ed McMann>

MitchS
Thu Jun 29 11:00:04 CDT 2006

"kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F16A65B1B3ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...

> Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
> we do the same women too?

Not likely since I'm not doin the woman I'm doin.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Stupidity on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

BD
Thu Jun 29 10:59:09 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, kpg spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> As Jtyc once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>>> Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
>>> we do the same women too?
>>
>> Just yours.
>
> <Ed McMann>
> Hoaaaaaaaaa!
> </Ed McMann>
>
<John Madden>
Hoaaaaaaaaa!
</John Madden>

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 11:12:38 CDT 2006

<John Madden>
They need to just chunk it up there to Randy Moss.
</John Madden>

<John Madden>
Brett Farve is out there just having fun.
</John Madden>

kpg
Thu Jun 29 11:15:07 CDT 2006

>
<John Madden>
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.
</John Madden>

Frisbee®
Thu Jun 29 11:18:37 CDT 2006

"BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
news:%23wO5UU5mGHA.3440@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> << While I was at work, kpg spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> As Jtyc once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>>
>>>> Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
>>>> we do the same women too?
>>>
>>> Just yours.
>>
>> <Ed McMann>
>> Hoaaaaaaaaa!
>> </Ed McMann>
>>
> <John Madden>
> Hoaaaaaaaaa!
> </John Madden>

<Joe Da Pimp>
Hoeeeeeeeee!
</Joe Da Pimp>

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 11:21:20 CDT 2006

> <John Madden>
It's a turducken. A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.
> </John Madden>

kpg
Thu Jun 29 11:24:34 CDT 2006

As Jtyc once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

>> <John Madden>
> It's a turducken. A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.
>> </John Madden>

...and it has six legs.

Briscobar
Thu Jun 29 12:26:17 CDT 2006

MitchS <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> rambled:
>
> "kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97F16A65B1B3ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>
>> Geez, we all watch the same shows, drink the same beer, do
>> we do the same women too?
>
> Not likely since I'm not doin the woman I'm doin.

Do sad personal commentaries get nominated for PotD? If so, I submit the
quoted post. If not, well, sorry MitchS.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com is real.

TechGeekPro
Thu Jun 29 13:34:48 CDT 2006

On Jun 29, 2006 at 10:02am "Consultant" blathered:

> what do you think would happen?

I would party like it was 1999.

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
Insanity is a sliding scale.

Neil
Thu Jun 29 15:52:51 CDT 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:#2fJQK5mGHA.2256
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

>> Who is friggin fingers?
>
> That's what his wife calls the replacement for his 9mm.
>
>

Gord I hates you...

--
The Inter"and its true"Neil MCNGP Triple X

- Never shoot to kill. Shoot to live!

Neil
Thu Jun 29 15:53:19 CDT 2006

did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
news:Xns97F169447DFC2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> alzheimers
>

you know, I forget what that is...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Never shoot to kill. Shoot to live!

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 30 06:41:11 CDT 2006

On Jun 29, 2006 at 4:53pm "Neil" blathered:

> did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
> news:Xns97F169447DFC2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
>> alzheimers
>>
>
> you know, I forget what that is...

Eh? Whadda say there sonny?

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.

Mike
Fri Jul 07 06:20:19 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:Xns97F1ABCCF5971neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
> news:Xns97F169447DFC2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
>> alzheimers
>>
>
> you know, I forget what that is...
>

My wife came up with an interesting conjecture. Her best friend's father has
Alzheimer's, and my wife was wondering if his wife sends him to their garden
(three blocks away) in the hope that he doesn't find his way back. Knowing
his wife, I could see that happening.


--
Mike T.
MC....MCN.....MCNsomething or other




My wife came up with an interesting conjecture. Her best friend's father has
Alzheimer's, and my wife was wondering if his wife sends him to their garden
(three blocks away) in the hope that he doesn't find his way back. Knowing
his wife, I could see that happening.