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    - OT (or is that OT): AND THAT'S THE BALL GAME! http://tinyurl.com/72p7z says: This month's top posters 1501 guess...@gmail.com 349 lakabuxstet...@gmail.com 328 %userna...@gmail.com 288 i...@thereforeiam 220 .... 198 billlastn...@yahoo.com 177 spam.thisbio...@gmail.com 177 nospamfoyobro...@yomommabdonkadonk.biz 159 fsks...@friedspam.com 136 youc...@sendmespam.com I have this day fulfilled my obligation and completed the dare set forth by the unwise and drunkard-ly CBIC and further challenges to my homour by JaR the dimwitted. I wish my pound of flesh to be delivered by nubile virgins of the purest quality and the highest beauty and laid at my feet where they should worship my manhood and extreme prowess in the art of excessive poastes. Should someone question my posting capabilities again, I wish to have that person eviscerated publicly and their head left atop a pike in the town square as a warning to all who pass by. LET NOT THIS CHALLENGE OCCUR AGAIN LEST I BRING FORTH MY WRATH ON ALL M.P.C.MCSE!!! ...that is all.... -- The InterNeil MCNGP#30 - Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187694
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    - OT: Thursday Funny This is hilarious: news:Xns975697ADF61D9nilch1@216.196.97.136 -- TGP MCNGP #100100 mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee Why aren't there any left-handed screwdrivers? Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187652
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    - 20% Discount This code will get you an automatic 20% discount for the first 6 months of 2006 at VUE. Best of luck to you all. MSUU6C8E9426 Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187641
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    - ot ping tgp im me when you get a sec Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187591
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    - OT: Scotty, we need more power! pls to be adding more servers to the farm thx Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187579
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    - I got best practice exams at SmartCert.net It was really a good experince and i found good online questions at SmartCert.net. I think every one should practice at SmartCert.net before sitting for an actuall exam. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187540
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    - OT: WTF?!?!?!!?!?!!!!11!!!!one!! I go to lunch for an hour and come back to 130 poasts! Did someone rechallenge Neil? -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187322
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    - Certification Discussion We have an all new forum at http://forums.mcngp.com strictly for discussing certification issues. Hurry on over and be the first to post. Don't delay, do it now. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187292
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    - Ping: Briscobar You have a message at the not-so-super sekrit site. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee Oh, oh oh I'm sorry, this is "abuse'. You want Room 12-A just along the corridor. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187281
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    - OT: Canadian Border http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11016787/ "An unspecified number of Canadian border agents, who are unarmed, left their posts during the incident because they were concerned about their safety, said Paula Shore, a spokeswoman for the Canada Border Services Agency. " JaR, you're closest, take a gun and go secure those new Canadian oil fields. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187245
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    - OT: mean parents Far right-hand-side, Fifth photodown http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993 bwaaha ha ha ha! -- m0rk STILL on page 147. dammit. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187047
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    - Free MCSE/MCSD Practice Exams at SmartCert.net Visit SmartCert.net for Free MCSE Practice exams at www.smartcert.net. They have great online practice exams to prepare for the almost every exam. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187008
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    - Website is up!!! The all new mcngp.com and mcngp.co.uk are now officially up and running. New user registrations are now enabled at www.mcngp.com. There are still a few bugs to work out and a lot of content to be added back to the site. Register early and you'll be one of the first to post in the all new "Super Sekrit Forums". After Friday, I'll be watching my kids while my ex gets her tonsils taken out so I won't be able to do much work on the site for about a week or two. So if you register and don't get promoted to L33t status, get over it!!! http://www.mcngp.com/images/InterNeil5050.gif -- TGP MCNGP #100100 mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee Be sure to check out MCNGP.net. "It's dot com!" Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 187001
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    - Question for MCNGP who flame others.... I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a little... here and there. My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still wonder... What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000?? Rod Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186994
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    - Requirement (s) for MCSE Exams. I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams. What those it takes to be excel on these fields. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186974
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    - PING: Frisbee I need your help. Look me up on messenger. The site is depending on YOU! -- TGP MCNGP #100100 We can rebuild MCNGP.com. We have the technology. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster. Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186962
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    - On Topic: T-minus 32 hours, 7 minutes Suckers. -- KB MCNGP #26 MCNGP members will fix your car, free of charge. Ask us about it at www.mcngp.com. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186814
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    - OT: The Saga Continues... [and wait, there's MORE] Rock stars, religious leaders, politicians, iconoclasts, billionaires, and homeless alike congregated today at the world's religious centers to celebrate the arrival of That Which Was Exactly As The Obelisk Has Foretold -- and it IS exactly as the obelisk has foretold -- which should come as no surprise to those who believed in the obelisk in the first place. The aligning of the fourth moon of Jupiter, congrouos with the teachings of Archimedes, and shaped like a triangle made of the number 4, awakened something within the deep recesses of the human group consciousness, something unlike anything else that had ever been awakened within the deep recesses of the human group consciousness, and boy, it was something, and it was exactly as the obelisk has foretold. This cosmological event, written of in the blood of virgin sacrifice by the Mayans, encoded into the universe by those who brought the crop circles, brought forth from the boundless depths of deep depths of deepness in the age of Stonehenge, is now yours to enjoy forever... Behold, by the power of Grayskull, the only tool in the universe that doesn't use pi to calculate the area of the circle, it has finally arrived to save us all from the depths of deep depths of deepness that come from not having a tool to generate acronyms for Neil. IT IS... the Neil Acronym Generator! http://www.planetoftheheads.com/customers/nag/ Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186718
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    - OY! Save 20%! Use voucher: MSUU4C2E5280 for 20% Discount on MCP certification exams! With this unique code (used as a voucher number in the Pearson VUE registration system) you will receive a 20% discount for every exam registered and delivered between now and March 31, 2006. MSUU4C2E5280 Register for your discounted exam online at www.pearsonvue.com/ms, in person at your nearest Pearson VUE® Test Center (visit www.pearsonvue.com/ms for a list of test centers in your area), or call them at 1-800-TEST-REG (800-837-8734). For more info go to www.zwitterion.net Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186717
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    - GPO Problems I have created a Group Policy to force IE settings to use autodetect everything works fine if the GPO do not containt any folder redirection. I noticed that when I add Start Menu folder redirection to a network path. the redirection works, autodetect proxy, in IE is set; but Internet Explorer seems to don't get any information about the wpad record. Is there any known issue about autodetect and folder redirection?? Do Autodetect need to save wpad data to somewhere??? could someone help please. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186712
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    - OT: OT They should rename this newsgroup to microsoft.public.off-topic Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186593
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    - Get MCSE How i can get a MCSE from Microsoft ? Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186567
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    - Wasn't prepared for 70-291! I took 70-291 today and failed. Got 635. I studied like a fool. I used Fravo test exams and the CertGuide book. When I saw the actual exam questions I thought I was sitting the wrong exam! It was tough going, being so unprepared, I thought. Which book or which prep test exams should I use ? Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186535
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    - I have returned! OK, it's been 2 weeks, what'd I miss? -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186511
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    - OT: I got a bangin hangover Yep, I do. -- KB MCNGP #26 MCNGP members will fix your car, free of charge. Ask us about it at www.mcngp.com. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186481
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    - All new updates at Testking.co.uk with all new added exams with 100 % passing guarantee All new updates at Testking.co.uk with all new added exams with 100 % passing guarantee Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186474
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    - OT: AMCNGP victory! AMCNGP Homepage intronet online open for commint! AMCNGP is 1337 am breaking ALL THE RULES and stop MCNGP! THEY ARE AFEARED! We now having OUR OWN SITE to FIGHT the MCNGP and all the colors are there. MCNGP WILL BE STOPPED AND WE OPPOSE INTERNEIL AND ALL IT STANDS FOR! No oppresiv future MCNGP tolerans will be magnanimous and ending is here now today STOP OR WE WILL! COSMIC ALERT TO ALL AMCNGP MEMBIR! AMCNGP INTRONET HOMEPAGE NOW ONLINE. LOGIN NOW TO SERVE THE WERLD AND END THREAT TO FROUP. USIRS CAN ADD COMMINT --BUT NOT MCNGP. WE WIN. http://www.planetoftheheads.com/customers/amcngp/ WE ARE HAX0R 1337 SUPREME carl champi0n of AMCNGP lowdes big brother Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186468
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    - Reality Check info Hi I got a bachelor in Management Information System in 1988. Following that, I got a MBA and followed doctoral studies in unrelated fields (international management and political sciences). Since 1990 and up to very recently, I worked both as university teacher and international consultant in management. During all these years, I not only closely followed technology changes and self-trained myself to security, network, server deployment, vpn, backup strategies, cms deployment, etc, but also regularly made few bucks with small IT consultation contracts. I've also been the part-time IT administrator of a small daycare for the last two years. I always learned fast and by myself. It's almost a trademark for me. I am looking for a career change. I'm fed up with teaching. Although I am considered a "computer wizard" by many, the IT jobs I seek unfortunately require more than "self-learning" abilities but real formal certifications like MSCE. I want that certification. As I understand it, I just have to self-study material at home and schedule exams with PearsonVue to a local test center for a total cost of 750$ (6x150$) to get the certification. Considering that I am already familiar with significant parts of the examen content, that I can have free access to most self-training materials and that I have strong abilities learning by myself: 1) do you believe self-learning is sufficent to get the certification? 2) what timeframe would be realistic to complete the certification? (my guess is between 6 months at best and a year at worst) 3) Will the certification be automatically granted at the end of the sixth exam or are there additionnal conditions/procedures to be followed? Thanks for sharing your experience and knowledge with me. I spent some time reading MS webpages about certifications but some wordings and informations are more confusing than enlightening. This is my first certification ever. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186462
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    - Citrix Exams Hello, Citrix 1Y0-223 anyone who passed Citrix exam please reply i need help. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186450
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    - Completely OT: Gators For the next four hours, at least, my #2 ranked Florida Gators are the only undefeated team in NCAA Div I Basketball. They play at Tennessee 7:00 tonight. I need tranquilizers. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186430
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    - OT: Fear the InterNeil It's a slow Saturday, and I leave my desk for a few minutes. I come back to the newsgroup, and there are 24 new posts. 23 of them from the InterNeil. I know I wasn't gone THAT long. At this rate, the InterNeil will run out of space in 36.5 hours. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186427
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    - Something for lowdes gtright and the rest of the A-MCNGP gang to You wonder why the MCNGP are so mean to people who are asking for information on how to fluff their way through the MCSE exams (or who want to know what br@indump is the best one to help them pass it without actually having the experience. Here is a perfect example of what they are trying to prevent.. This is from Experts-Exchange, which is a site that I sometimes contribute my minute amount of knowledge on. http://www.experts-exchange.com/Operating_Systems/Windows_Server_2003/Q_21702669.html I'll quote the OP for you here... > Title: What is a Site, how is it used, and how do I configure it for a large enterprise > asked by wirelessadmin on 01/19/2006 08:38AM PST > This question is worth 500 Points > > > > > What is a site? > > How is it used? > > How should I plan and configure this for a large enterprise? This scares me. He/She is in charge of a large enterprise, and has no clue what a site is. Truthfully, I really don't understand the whole concept either. BUT, I'm just a college student, who's only experience with Active Directory is beta testing Windows Server 2003 R2 last year. This would be typical of someone who munged their way through their MCSE, or didn't have the experience to back up the paper. Simply put, some people can pass the tests (with or without the use of br@indumps) but that doesn't mean they are qualified to do the work. Now, I realize that this person may not be a MCSE or even a MCP. But, it's still typical of someone who doesn't know their head from their A$$ and has a piece of paper claiming that they do. So, lowdes and the rest of your fan-club. Tell me this. What is a site? How is it used? And how should the poster incorporate it into their large enterprise? If you can answer those questions, and provide proof to back up your answers, then I'll leave you alone. If not, then you may want to slither off under a different rock. Because you're out of your league in this newsgroup. Oh, someone will have to reply to gtright's post (if he cares to post anything worth reading). He's still in my delete filter. -- Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com> http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186396
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    - InterNeil Plug-ins Just a request: can you make the InterNeil capable of plug-ins? I would like to see a pr0n plugin and a laughing InterNeil head plug-in when you go somewhere stupid. Maybe a drunken InterNeil head....or a hawt picture of LRM....something. Just some ideas for the InterNeil Beta Alpha Delta Gamma Alpha Sigma (BADGAS) 0.6 release. -- Lasher MCNGP 110010 MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder) Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186375
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    - Taking 70-270 Next Week Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week" hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy. Thanks for any info! Andrew Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186278
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    - OT: Friday Frisbees I have been (or more specifically a post I made has been) honored to be nominated for the RSFC (rec.sport.football.college) Seamstress Award RUTSIE (Best Thread of the Year). The thread I started is here: http://tinyurl.com/8etqu The RUTSIE voting page is at: http://hi-lo.net/rsfc/rutsies2005/ballot.html Please to be voting for me soon and often. I offer pie and benjamins {$1 to Hennig} -- Fris "It's an honor just to be nominated" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com (donut click until further notice) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186184
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    - OT: One small step for Neil, one giant leap for NeilKind... The InterNeil, referred to by many as the penultimate in human achievement, enters a new stage today, as the InterNeil Consortium Of Microcephalic People Elucidating Through Enhanced Neil Technologies [INCOMPETENT] proudly releases InterNeil Explorer Release Technology [INERT] Beta Alpha Gamma Sigma Freud 0.5 on an unsuspecting populace. http://interneil.co.nr/ mcsb Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186175
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    - How long for the 70-290 Exam? Hi - What is the average time taken to study and complete the exam for the above from start to scratch? Thanks, Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186172
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    - What electives to choose Hello all, I have just started with MCSE I am not sure what electives to choose. I would appriciate some help. Thank you. Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186171
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    - Testking.co.uk exams are best in industry for all certifications Testking.co.uk exams are best in industry for all certifications Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186170
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    - OT: Online Betting - All may participate!! Ok, we all know and love Neil (well in a pesky old fart man kinda way)... we all know he talks wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much. So here is the bet: I bet Neil cannot limit his posts for one day to 100 Rules: You have to give an actual number not a range hehehehe Brat Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 186153
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    - OT: Thursday Thrifty $200 for a Pong Clock. I want one. http://www.burovormkrijgers.nl/index1.html Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 185972
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    - OT Thursday Tasty This sounds delicious! http://www.boston.com/ae/food/articles/2006/01/18/guinness_ice_cream/?p1=MEWell_Pos1 C Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 185969
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    - virtual hard disk /**************************************************************************= ****************************************/ /--------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD=AD=AD=AD---------------------------------------------------------------= -----/ http://tiny.pl/xltr /-------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD---------------------------------------------------------------------/ you can have multipe email accounts they can be grouped to form virtual hard disk data on this hard disk can be duplicated between diffrent emails in this way you will have fail safe data storage /-------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD---------------------------------------------------------------------/ /-------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD---------------------------------------------------------------------/ Poland Bank Pekao SA I 0. WE WROCLAWIU 28 1240 1994 1787 0000 2464 8835 dolars 100 /--------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD--------------------------------------------------------------------/ /**************************************************************************= ****************************************/ Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 185948
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    - OT: Wednesday Wacky My nomination for br@indumper of the year. Woo Suk Hwang. No, I did not make that name up. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8601 Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 185865
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    - cool list of threads for clearing Software Interviews .NET Interview Questions http://blogs.crsw.com/mark/articles/2542.aspx http://www.geocities.com/dotnetinterviews/ http://blog.daveranck.com/archive/2005/01/20/3553.aspx http://www.dotnetspider.com/technology/exams/ExamsCategory.aspx?CategoryId=3 http://techinterviews.com/ http://www.certfaq.com/employment/e011.html SQL Server Interview questions http://vyaskn.tripod.com/microsoft_sql_server_articles.htm Java Interview questions http://www.allapplabs.com/interview_questions/java_interview_questions.htm Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 185860
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    - OT: Wednesday Advice Tip o' the day from a regular poster to an email list I get: When making cinnamon toast for your kids, make sure you are fully awake, and don't store the cinnamon next to the cayenne pepper. -- T-Bone MCNGP XL Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 185857
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    - Ben Smith: Cleanup needed Cleanup needed in the MCSA group. Some Moran attempted to post an 8000 part binary file. Suggest all block B00MM at mn dot rr dot com. -- T-Bone MCNGP XL Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 185856
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    - Windows XP service Pack 2 I have a Dell Inspiron 8200 Laptop that needs to upgraded to Windows XP Service Pack 2. I have attempted to install this through the windows update site as well as the network download. In either event the install hangs at the performing cleanup stage. Any ideas what is causing this? Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 185838
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    - Ping: Ben Smith (RE: Permissions question) Hi Ben Has there been any advances on the permissions question I asked in mid-December? (On about page 8 now) Regards, Colin Tag: OT: Ping JTYC Tag: 185804

Hey JTYC... not sure if you saw this:

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Re: Ping JTYC by Jtyc

Jtyc
Thu Jan 26 17:21:50 CST 2006

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

</Darth Vader>

bastards...

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Re: OT: Ping JTYC by Kline

Kline
Fri Jan 27 05:15:58 CST 2006

>Hey JTYC... not sure if you saw this:
>
>http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_026020945.html

ridiculous.

So, i've two maine coon's and a german shepherd, guess that makes me a
nazi then.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

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