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    - OT: Canadian Border http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11016787/ "An unspecified number of Canadian border agents, who are unarmed, left their posts during the incident because they were concerned about their safety, said Paula Shore, a spokeswoman for the Canada Border Services Agency. " JaR, you're closest, take a gun and go secure those new Canadian oil fields. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 187245
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    - OT: mean parents Far right-hand-side, Fifth photodown http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993 bwaaha ha ha ha! -- m0rk STILL on page 147. dammit. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 187047
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    - Free MCSE/MCSD Practice Exams at SmartCert.net Visit SmartCert.net for Free MCSE Practice exams at www.smartcert.net. They have great online practice exams to prepare for the almost every exam. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 187008
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    - Website is up!!! The all new mcngp.com and mcngp.co.uk are now officially up and running. New user registrations are now enabled at www.mcngp.com. There are still a few bugs to work out and a lot of content to be added back to the site. Register early and you'll be one of the first to post in the all new "Super Sekrit Forums". After Friday, I'll be watching my kids while my ex gets her tonsils taken out so I won't be able to do much work on the site for about a week or two. So if you register and don't get promoted to L33t status, get over it!!! http://www.mcngp.com/images/InterNeil5050.gif -- TGP MCNGP #100100 mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee Be sure to check out MCNGP.net. "It's dot com!" Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 187001
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    - Question for MCNGP who flame others.... I have been lurking around here for quite some time, and posting a little... here and there. My question is for the MCNGP's who are constantly bashing others, and belittling them.... I am not mentioning anyone specifically, simply because i know that some of you are really genuine in your replys, but you have to get sarcastic with some of the posts simply because of the sheer ignorance of the person posting... I understand that. But i still wonder... What Microsoft Certifications do you have?? Are most of you 2003 or 2000?? Rod Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186994
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    - Requirement (s) for MCSE Exams. I am posting this message to reqiure for assistance on what are the neccessary items needs to be put in place to have both pratical and theoretical results in MCSE and or Networking Professional Exams. What those it takes to be excel on these fields. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186974
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    - PING: Frisbee I need your help. Look me up on messenger. The site is depending on YOU! -- TGP MCNGP #100100 We can rebuild MCNGP.com. We have the technology. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster. Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186962
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    - On Topic: T-minus 32 hours, 7 minutes Suckers. -- KB MCNGP #26 MCNGP members will fix your car, free of charge. Ask us about it at www.mcngp.com. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186814
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    - OT: The Saga Continues... [and wait, there's MORE] Rock stars, religious leaders, politicians, iconoclasts, billionaires, and homeless alike congregated today at the world's religious centers to celebrate the arrival of That Which Was Exactly As The Obelisk Has Foretold -- and it IS exactly as the obelisk has foretold -- which should come as no surprise to those who believed in the obelisk in the first place. The aligning of the fourth moon of Jupiter, congrouos with the teachings of Archimedes, and shaped like a triangle made of the number 4, awakened something within the deep recesses of the human group consciousness, something unlike anything else that had ever been awakened within the deep recesses of the human group consciousness, and boy, it was something, and it was exactly as the obelisk has foretold. This cosmological event, written of in the blood of virgin sacrifice by the Mayans, encoded into the universe by those who brought the crop circles, brought forth from the boundless depths of deep depths of deepness in the age of Stonehenge, is now yours to enjoy forever... Behold, by the power of Grayskull, the only tool in the universe that doesn't use pi to calculate the area of the circle, it has finally arrived to save us all from the depths of deep depths of deepness that come from not having a tool to generate acronyms for Neil. IT IS... the Neil Acronym Generator! http://www.planetoftheheads.com/customers/nag/ Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186718
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    - OY! Save 20%! Use voucher: MSUU4C2E5280 for 20% Discount on MCP certification exams! With this unique code (used as a voucher number in the Pearson VUE registration system) you will receive a 20% discount for every exam registered and delivered between now and March 31, 2006. MSUU4C2E5280 Register for your discounted exam online at www.pearsonvue.com/ms, in person at your nearest Pearson VUE® Test Center (visit www.pearsonvue.com/ms for a list of test centers in your area), or call them at 1-800-TEST-REG (800-837-8734). For more info go to www.zwitterion.net Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186717
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    - GPO Problems I have created a Group Policy to force IE settings to use autodetect everything works fine if the GPO do not containt any folder redirection. I noticed that when I add Start Menu folder redirection to a network path. the redirection works, autodetect proxy, in IE is set; but Internet Explorer seems to don't get any information about the wpad record. Is there any known issue about autodetect and folder redirection?? Do Autodetect need to save wpad data to somewhere??? could someone help please. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186712
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    - OT: OT They should rename this newsgroup to microsoft.public.off-topic Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186593
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    - Get MCSE How i can get a MCSE from Microsoft ? Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186567
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    - Wasn't prepared for 70-291! I took 70-291 today and failed. Got 635. I studied like a fool. I used Fravo test exams and the CertGuide book. When I saw the actual exam questions I thought I was sitting the wrong exam! It was tough going, being so unprepared, I thought. Which book or which prep test exams should I use ? Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186535
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    - I have returned! OK, it's been 2 weeks, what'd I miss? -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186511
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    - OT: I got a bangin hangover Yep, I do. -- KB MCNGP #26 MCNGP members will fix your car, free of charge. Ask us about it at www.mcngp.com. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186481
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    - All new updates at Testking.co.uk with all new added exams with 100 % passing guarantee All new updates at Testking.co.uk with all new added exams with 100 % passing guarantee Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186474
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    - OT: AMCNGP victory! AMCNGP Homepage intronet online open for commint! AMCNGP is 1337 am breaking ALL THE RULES and stop MCNGP! THEY ARE AFEARED! We now having OUR OWN SITE to FIGHT the MCNGP and all the colors are there. MCNGP WILL BE STOPPED AND WE OPPOSE INTERNEIL AND ALL IT STANDS FOR! No oppresiv future MCNGP tolerans will be magnanimous and ending is here now today STOP OR WE WILL! COSMIC ALERT TO ALL AMCNGP MEMBIR! AMCNGP INTRONET HOMEPAGE NOW ONLINE. LOGIN NOW TO SERVE THE WERLD AND END THREAT TO FROUP. USIRS CAN ADD COMMINT --BUT NOT MCNGP. WE WIN. http://www.planetoftheheads.com/customers/amcngp/ WE ARE HAX0R 1337 SUPREME carl champi0n of AMCNGP lowdes big brother Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186468
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    - Reality Check info Hi I got a bachelor in Management Information System in 1988. Following that, I got a MBA and followed doctoral studies in unrelated fields (international management and political sciences). Since 1990 and up to very recently, I worked both as university teacher and international consultant in management. During all these years, I not only closely followed technology changes and self-trained myself to security, network, server deployment, vpn, backup strategies, cms deployment, etc, but also regularly made few bucks with small IT consultation contracts. I've also been the part-time IT administrator of a small daycare for the last two years. I always learned fast and by myself. It's almost a trademark for me. I am looking for a career change. I'm fed up with teaching. Although I am considered a "computer wizard" by many, the IT jobs I seek unfortunately require more than "self-learning" abilities but real formal certifications like MSCE. I want that certification. As I understand it, I just have to self-study material at home and schedule exams with PearsonVue to a local test center for a total cost of 750$ (6x150$) to get the certification. Considering that I am already familiar with significant parts of the examen content, that I can have free access to most self-training materials and that I have strong abilities learning by myself: 1) do you believe self-learning is sufficent to get the certification? 2) what timeframe would be realistic to complete the certification? (my guess is between 6 months at best and a year at worst) 3) Will the certification be automatically granted at the end of the sixth exam or are there additionnal conditions/procedures to be followed? Thanks for sharing your experience and knowledge with me. I spent some time reading MS webpages about certifications but some wordings and informations are more confusing than enlightening. This is my first certification ever. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186462
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    - Citrix Exams Hello, Citrix 1Y0-223 anyone who passed Citrix exam please reply i need help. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186450
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    - Completely OT: Gators For the next four hours, at least, my #2 ranked Florida Gators are the only undefeated team in NCAA Div I Basketball. They play at Tennessee 7:00 tonight. I need tranquilizers. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186430
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    - OT: Fear the InterNeil It's a slow Saturday, and I leave my desk for a few minutes. I come back to the newsgroup, and there are 24 new posts. 23 of them from the InterNeil. I know I wasn't gone THAT long. At this rate, the InterNeil will run out of space in 36.5 hours. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186427
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    - MCSE|MCSA|CCNA|CCNP|SCJP EXAM SERVICE IT exam service for you --------IT exam service for you !you can obtain the certification in home! We can test for you ,let you obtain IT certification as follows in home IT exam service Provide WIN2000 MCSE+MCDBA=E3=80=81 MCSD=E3=80=81MCSA; CCNA= =E3=80=81CCDA =E3=80=81CCNP=E3=80=81CCDP=E3=80=81CCIP=E3=80=81CCSP=E3=80=81CCIE=E3=80=81S= CJP=E3=80=81JAVA=E3=80=81CIW=E3=80=81Oracle Special service-------- IT exam service for you, you can obtain the certification in home. To get more information,please visit our website: http://www.ciscotimes.net/En/gunman.htm We'll offer you better service and good price if you take our IT exam service.I can be reached by the following means: MSN: ciscoexpert@hotmail.com ICQ: 192085166 Website: http://www.ciscotimes.net Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186400
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    - Something for lowdes gtright and the rest of the A-MCNGP gang to You wonder why the MCNGP are so mean to people who are asking for information on how to fluff their way through the MCSE exams (or who want to know what br@indump is the best one to help them pass it without actually having the experience. Here is a perfect example of what they are trying to prevent.. This is from Experts-Exchange, which is a site that I sometimes contribute my minute amount of knowledge on. http://www.experts-exchange.com/Operating_Systems/Windows_Server_2003/Q_21702669.html I'll quote the OP for you here... > Title: What is a Site, how is it used, and how do I configure it for a large enterprise > asked by wirelessadmin on 01/19/2006 08:38AM PST > This question is worth 500 Points > > > > > What is a site? > > How is it used? > > How should I plan and configure this for a large enterprise? This scares me. He/She is in charge of a large enterprise, and has no clue what a site is. Truthfully, I really don't understand the whole concept either. BUT, I'm just a college student, who's only experience with Active Directory is beta testing Windows Server 2003 R2 last year. This would be typical of someone who munged their way through their MCSE, or didn't have the experience to back up the paper. Simply put, some people can pass the tests (with or without the use of br@indumps) but that doesn't mean they are qualified to do the work. Now, I realize that this person may not be a MCSE or even a MCP. But, it's still typical of someone who doesn't know their head from their A$$ and has a piece of paper claiming that they do. So, lowdes and the rest of your fan-club. Tell me this. What is a site? How is it used? And how should the poster incorporate it into their large enterprise? If you can answer those questions, and provide proof to back up your answers, then I'll leave you alone. If not, then you may want to slither off under a different rock. Because you're out of your league in this newsgroup. Oh, someone will have to reply to gtright's post (if he cares to post anything worth reading). He's still in my delete filter. -- Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com> http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186396
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    - InterNeil Plug-ins Just a request: can you make the InterNeil capable of plug-ins? I would like to see a pr0n plugin and a laughing InterNeil head plug-in when you go somewhere stupid. Maybe a drunken InterNeil head....or a hawt picture of LRM....something. Just some ideas for the InterNeil Beta Alpha Delta Gamma Alpha Sigma (BADGAS) 0.6 release. -- Lasher MCNGP 110010 MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder) Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186375
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    - Taking 70-270 Next Week Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week" hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy. Thanks for any info! Andrew Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186278
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    - OT: Friday Frisbees I have been (or more specifically a post I made has been) honored to be nominated for the RSFC (rec.sport.football.college) Seamstress Award RUTSIE (Best Thread of the Year). The thread I started is here: http://tinyurl.com/8etqu The RUTSIE voting page is at: http://hi-lo.net/rsfc/rutsies2005/ballot.html Please to be voting for me soon and often. I offer pie and benjamins {$1 to Hennig} -- Fris "It's an honor just to be nominated" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com (donut click until further notice) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186184
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    - OT: One small step for Neil, one giant leap for NeilKind... The InterNeil, referred to by many as the penultimate in human achievement, enters a new stage today, as the InterNeil Consortium Of Microcephalic People Elucidating Through Enhanced Neil Technologies [INCOMPETENT] proudly releases InterNeil Explorer Release Technology [INERT] Beta Alpha Gamma Sigma Freud 0.5 on an unsuspecting populace. http://interneil.co.nr/ mcsb Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186175
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    - How long for the 70-290 Exam? Hi - What is the average time taken to study and complete the exam for the above from start to scratch? Thanks, Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186172
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    - What electives to choose Hello all, I have just started with MCSE I am not sure what electives to choose. I would appriciate some help. Thank you. Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186171
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    - Testking.co.uk exams are best in industry for all certifications Testking.co.uk exams are best in industry for all certifications Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186170
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    - OT: Online Betting - All may participate!! Ok, we all know and love Neil (well in a pesky old fart man kinda way)... we all know he talks wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much. So here is the bet: I bet Neil cannot limit his posts for one day to 100 Rules: You have to give an actual number not a range hehehehe Brat Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 186153
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    - OT: Thursday Thrifty $200 for a Pong Clock. I want one. http://www.burovormkrijgers.nl/index1.html Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185972
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    - OT Thursday Tasty This sounds delicious! http://www.boston.com/ae/food/articles/2006/01/18/guinness_ice_cream/?p1=MEWell_Pos1 C Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185969
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    - virtual hard disk /**************************************************************************= ****************************************/ /--------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD=AD=AD=AD---------------------------------------------------------------= -----/ http://tiny.pl/xltr /-------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD---------------------------------------------------------------------/ you can have multipe email accounts they can be grouped to form virtual hard disk data on this hard disk can be duplicated between diffrent emails in this way you will have fail safe data storage /-------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD---------------------------------------------------------------------/ /-------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD---------------------------------------------------------------------/ Poland Bank Pekao SA I 0. WE WROCLAWIU 28 1240 1994 1787 0000 2464 8835 dolars 100 /--------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD--------------------------------------------------------------------/ /**************************************************************************= ****************************************/ Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185948
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    - OT: Wednesday Wacky My nomination for br@indumper of the year. Woo Suk Hwang. No, I did not make that name up. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8601 Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185865
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    - cool list of threads for clearing Software Interviews .NET Interview Questions http://blogs.crsw.com/mark/articles/2542.aspx http://www.geocities.com/dotnetinterviews/ http://blog.daveranck.com/archive/2005/01/20/3553.aspx http://www.dotnetspider.com/technology/exams/ExamsCategory.aspx?CategoryId=3 http://techinterviews.com/ http://www.certfaq.com/employment/e011.html SQL Server Interview questions http://vyaskn.tripod.com/microsoft_sql_server_articles.htm Java Interview questions http://www.allapplabs.com/interview_questions/java_interview_questions.htm Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185860
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    - OT: Wednesday Advice Tip o' the day from a regular poster to an email list I get: When making cinnamon toast for your kids, make sure you are fully awake, and don't store the cinnamon next to the cayenne pepper. -- T-Bone MCNGP XL Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185857
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    - Ben Smith: Cleanup needed Cleanup needed in the MCSA group. Some Moran attempted to post an 8000 part binary file. Suggest all block B00MM at mn dot rr dot com. -- T-Bone MCNGP XL Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185856
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    - Windows XP service Pack 2 I have a Dell Inspiron 8200 Laptop that needs to upgraded to Windows XP Service Pack 2. I have attempted to install this through the windows update site as well as the network download. In either event the install hangs at the performing cleanup stage. Any ideas what is causing this? Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185838
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    - Ping: Ben Smith (RE: Permissions question) Hi Ben Has there been any advances on the permissions question I asked in mid-December? (On about page 8 now) Regards, Colin Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185804
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    - Tech Forum I've started a tech forum for everything from tech questions to general computer talk (ie geek speak) if anyone would like to come over and join. I have a few of these that I am a regular in for some of my hobbies and just thought a tech forum would be great. I would love to hear some of your opinions and any suggestions you may have on different topics. I am not making any money on this or trying to push anything like that. As a matter of fact if usage gets too high I may have to pay more for bandwidth. But that would be ok. If you'd like to take a look feel free. Thanks http://forum.hitanyusertocontinue.com Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185789
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    - OT: Tuesday Telephony Just got a phone call from one of our recieving clerks. Apparently, she just got off the phone with one "Brian Dawn". The phone rang, she picked it up, and this guy immediately asked her if she was near a printer. She said yes, asked who it was, and he gave his name. No company, nothing. Just his name. So he asked her to go read the model number and serial number off the back of her printer. While she was writing them down so she could tell this guy, her boss, thankfully, interrupted her, asked her what she was doing, and stopped her. He told her that he should be transferred to the IT department. So she went back to the phone to transfer him, and he was gone. WTF? I could chalk it up to a wrong number, but how would he have not realized it was the wrong number when the receptionist had to greet him and transfer him? Now, there's not too much crazy stuff one can do with a HP serial number, but I'd rather that kind of information stay in-house. So I never got to talk to this guy. That would've been fun. Anyone else had anything like this happen, or was it truly a mistake? What could he possibly have wanted with model and serial numbers? Hopefully world domination, but I find that situation unlikely. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com '08! Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185773
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    - OT: Greetings from the Chocolate City MLK day was great! Good time had by all. kp "plain Vanilla" g Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185752
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    - Domain Problem Hi everyone, I'm still studing for MCSE certification and I just found a problem in my new work I can't solve. The problem is as follows: We have a Windows 2000 Server domain and The domain has Windows 2000 Professional desktops. Not all the clients are conected to the Domain but the desktops conected to the domain are having problems. When they are booting, during the "Starting network conections" message they keep starting conection and they never let you start sesion. This not happend if the user unplug the network cable and plug it again after the "Push ctr+alt+del to start a session". Can you give me a hand? Thanks in advance!!! Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185714
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    - OT: Job Hi, I'm finally getting closer to getting my MCNGP, I got my first job at Burger King!!!! Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185695
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    - 70-297 Anyone takin hte 70-297 as of late? Was wandering what 4 case studies were on this test and do they vary? I have looked at Actual test and there is 11 case studies to study by but was wandering which ones people are seeing the most. Have to take this test by end of month. SB Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185668
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    - MCP>MCSA>MCSE + Security exam order advice need. Hi and thank you for any input you may be able to give. I have taken the 270, 290 and will be taking the 291 next week. Now here is my dilemma. I'm not sure where to go from there. From my point of view, I think it would be beneficial to take the 299 next. That would then give me my MCSA and is also a requirement for my MCSE. From there, I would take the 298, followed by the 293 and then 294 for my MCSE certification. And later I could either 227 or Comptia's Sec + for my + Security designation. From the posts I have read, most people take them in numerical order. Unless I'm missing something, I think my plan above would be better suited, in that you receive your MCSA after your 4th exam, rather than at the same time as your MCSE, if you went in numerical order. Am I missing something here? Any commends or suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks, Mognar Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185663
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    - Vouchers Is it safe to purchase exam vouchers from PrepLogic? Have anyone actually bought and using them? I mean, are they real and valid? http://studyguides.cramsession.com/et/us.asp?LC=1&LID=52182 greensky Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185649
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    - OT: I Weep For Humanity This thread is one of the most hilarious things I've ever read. http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20 -- Mike T. MCNGP #XLI Steeeempy, you eeeeediot! Tag: Ping: Briscobar Tag: 185638

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