OT: Phriday Phunny

Kids say the darndest things...

Son one and son two sitting at the computer watching Anime DVD.

Dad: Okay boys, you need to pause your video, it's bed time.

Son one: Excuse me, Dad. Shut up.

I raised my boys to be POLITELY disrespectful.

kpg*
Mon Sep 24 14:02:09 PDT 2007

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in news:#OABRmL$HHA.4476
@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

> Kids say the darndest things...
>
> Son one and son two sitting at the computer watching Anime DVD.
>
> Dad: Okay boys, you need to pause your video, it's bed time.
>
> Son one: Excuse me, Dad. Shut up.
>
> I raised my boys to be POLITELY disrespectful.


I'm putting you in for father-of-the-month.

catwalker63
Mon Sep 24 14:10:35 PDT 2007

"kpg*" <no@spam.com> prattled ceaselessly in
news:Xns99B5A35D54A5Fipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:

> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in news:#OABRmL$HHA.4476
> @TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>
>> Kids say the darndest things...
>>
>> Son one and son two sitting at the computer watching Anime DVD.
>>
>> Dad: Okay boys, you need to pause your video, it's bed time.
>>
>> Son one: Excuse me, Dad. Shut up.
>>
>> I raised my boys to be POLITELY disrespectful.
>
>
> I'm putting you in for father-of-the-month.
>

Before you do that, do we have any evidence that the child is still
alive? Has he, perhaps, bypassed this week?

I am so glad I decided not to have children.

--
Catwalker
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"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Briscobar
Mon Sep 24 14:31:04 PDT 2007


"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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>
> I am so glad I decided not to have children.

Don't lie, baby. You know it wasn't a conscious decision, you've just been
waiting for me. You just didn't know that.


Hahaha which reminds me of a song by local legend, Robby Roadsteamer:

I Put a Baby in You

Oh
I put a baby in you
Cuz you kept talking about going to college
So I put a baby in you
Now you got something to do

Wash the baby!
Clean the baby!
I'm gonna go play Keno!

I put that baby in you
Cuz you kept hanging out with your friends
So I put a baby in you
Boo hoo
Now the baby's gonna be your only friend

Baby puke!
Clean the puke!
I'm gonna go outside!

Baby drool!
Clean it up!
I'm going out with my friends!

I put a baby in you,
It's true
I put a baby in you
I put a baby in you
I put a baby in you


/not sexist
//but damn sexy


KB

catwalker63
Mon Sep 24 14:54:20 PDT 2007

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> prattled ceaselessly in
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>
> "catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns99B5904D76B67catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136...
>>
>> I am so glad I decided not to have children.
>
> Don't lie, baby. You know it wasn't a conscious decision, you've just
> been waiting for me. You just didn't know that.
>

You're right. I didn't know that. I still don't. :P


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Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."