billLASTINIT
Tue Feb 08 13:33:34 CST 2005
catwalker63 wrote:
> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> prattled ceaslessly in
> news:Xns95F784FB58499neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
>> news:Xns95F761E71A563catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>>
>>> Yep! I'm doing 217 next. Seems a natural progression.
>>
>> soon you will have enough certification requirements to take my order
>> at the drive thru
>>
>
> Oh, I'm already certified enough for that. Did that stuff for years
> in high-school and college. I can't do it now, but only 'cause I
> can't stand on my feet on cement/tile floors that long any more.
> That and I have this urge to kill cranky or indecisive customers.
> <eg>
LETTERMAN: Hi. Welcome to Taco Bell. How are you doing?
CUSTOMER: How are you doing?
LETTERMAN: Do you mind if I call you Pedro?
CUSTOMER: Yeah, whatever.
LETTERMAN: Hey, Pedro, what's up? What's on your mind? What's happening, my
man? What's going down, Pedro? What are we having for lunch today, Pedro?
CUSTOMER: Hold on.
LETTERMAN: What? Hold on for what? What are you doing?
CUSTOMER: I'm looking at the menu.
LETTERMAN: You're looking at the menu. There's nine things on the menu. Come
on, Einstein. Pick something.
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