Paisleyskye, helpful or hinderance

Paisleyskye, self proclaimed Saint of the paper MCSE, so quick to throw
judgment and attempt to pummel the fine guardians of this newsgroup. You
like to blow your own horn about how helpful you are, but I have not seen
one helpful post from you. The only posts you have made are to people who
have passed a test and you have replied "congrats". You truly are a
hypocrite.

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billyw
Mon Jan 05 10:30:11 CST 2004

like many it is easier to complain than solve.
that is why we have things like the moral "majority".

like you say.. bring forth solutions, not problems

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Paisleyskye, self proclaimed Saint of the paper MCSE, so quick to throw
> judgment and attempt to pummel the fine guardians of this newsgroup. You
> like to blow your own horn about how helpful you are, but I have not seen
> one helpful post from you. The only posts you have made are to people who
> have passed a test and you have replied "congrats". You truly are a
> hypocrite.
>
> --
> Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> www.mcngp.tk
>
>

Jtyc
Mon Jan 05 11:09:21 CST 2004

> like you say.. bring forth solutions, not problems

I propose license requirements for having children.

billyw
Mon Jan 05 11:15:21 CST 2004

i think this is a fair comment.
also part of this could be a 7 day crash course on what it's like
day1-- the baby
-
-
day7-- the teenager...

that should put just about anyone off.. and those that it doesn't put off
should be banned from having said licence.. they are obviously mad

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > like you say.. bring forth solutions, not problems
>
> I propose license requirements for having children.
>
>
>

Politician
Mon Jan 05 11:21:16 CST 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> You truly are a hypocrite.
>

It's not name calling if the shoe fits, right?!

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billyw
Mon Jan 05 11:24:54 CST 2004

is that shoe, trainer, boot, or other piece of footwear..
if shoe what type.. you dont want to cheese off a brogue now do u

"Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:%233e0VY60DHA.716@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > You truly are a hypocrite.
> >
>
> It's not name calling if the shoe fits, right?!
>
> --
> Politician Spock
> MCSA, CCEA, MCNGP #15
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
>
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
rights.
> You assume all risk for your use. Not responsible for your inability to
> understand logic, ambiguous references, sarcasm, the imaginary gnomes
> living in my garden, or William Shatner's acting.
> © 2003 Star Trek Federation. All rights reserved.
>
>
>

The
Mon Jan 05 13:10:41 CST 2004

>i think this is a fair comment.
>also part of this could be a 7 day crash course on what it's like
>day1-- the baby
>-
>-
>day7-- the teenager...

The birth rate would drop, that's for sure...

The
Mon Jan 05 13:12:19 CST 2004

>It's not name calling if the shoe fits, right?!

What's wrong with the left one? Are you in-sole-ting people with no
left foot, people like you make me sick.

Ken
Mon Jan 05 13:18:11 CST 2004

> What's wrong with the left one? Are you in-sole-ting people with no
> left foot, people like you make me sick.

MY LEFT FOOT IS A STUMP. AND MY STUMP IS A FOOT.

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The
Mon Jan 05 13:31:06 CST 2004

>MY LEFT FOOT IS A STUMP. AND MY STUMP IS A FOOT.
Don't shout, I'm not deaf. Do you have something against people who
are not deaf? People like you should be shoot....

Ken
Mon Jan 05 13:33:23 CST 2004

> Don't shout, I'm not deaf. Do you have something against people who
> are not deaf? People like you should be shoot....

BWAHAHA?

Eh, I give up already...

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oncebitten
Mon Jan 05 13:37:18 CST 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
>> It's not name calling if the shoe fits, right?!
>
> What's wrong with the left one? Are you in-sole-ting people with no
> left foot, people like you make me sick.

I was sad because I had no shoes.
Then I met a man who had no feet.

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The
Mon Jan 05 13:51:36 CST 2004

>BWAHAHA?
>
>Eh, I give up already...

That's right give up. People like you who give up make me .........

Jtyc
Mon Jan 05 13:49:45 CST 2004

> I was sad because I had no shoes.
> Then I met a man who had no feet.
>

Sounds like Steven Wright.

The
Mon Jan 05 13:54:44 CST 2004

>I was sad because I had no shoes.
>Then I met a man who had no feet.

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means
it's going to be up all night.

(original poster unknown)

JaR
Mon Jan 05 13:54:53 CST 2004

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
>
> That's right give up. People like you who give up make me .........

Bigot! Racist! Mafia Thug! What have you got against people who give up?
People like you who put down people who give up should be....

JaR
Mon Jan 05 13:57:25 CST 2004

"Frisbee® MCNGP" <oncebitten@twiceshy.com> wrote in message

> I was sad because I had no shoes.
> Then I met a man who had no feet.
>
> --
> Fris "I have NO idea why I posted that" bee® MCNGP #13
>

I dunno either, but I think I now need insulin.

Or a barf-bag.

JaR
MCNGP Thug #123456789

Jtyc
Mon Jan 05 14:00:38 CST 2004

> I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means
> it's going to be up all night.

My buddy and me got held up the other day. I told the robber "Just a sec"
and then turned to my buddy and said "Here's that 20 bucks I owe you".

The
Mon Jan 05 14:05:58 CST 2004

>Bigot! Racist! Mafia Thug! What have you got against people who give up?
>People like you who put down people who give up should be....

You confuse...

The
Mon Jan 05 14:08:16 CST 2004

>My buddy and me got held up the other day. I told the robber "Just a sec"
>and then turned to my buddy and said "Here's that 20 bucks I owe you".

lol!

Call me a lamer, but I've not heard that one before.

Ken
Mon Jan 05 14:05:50 CST 2004

> Bigot! Racist! Mafia Thug! What have you got against people who give up?
> People like you who put down people who give up should be....

Bigot! Racist! Mafia Thug! What have you got against people who put down
people who give up?
People like you who put down people who put down people who give up should
be...



<sniff sniff>Do I smell a really long, thread coming up?</sniff>

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Ken
Mon Jan 05 14:08:18 CST 2004

> Sounds like Steven Wright.

I met him once. He's much like his public persona. Very mellow and "sad",
if you will. He was moving out of his house in one of the Boston suburbs,
and at the time, I was working for a company that moved fine art. He was a
painter/collector, so he had a boatload of paintings to be moved. Genuinely
nice guy though. Chatted us up about being a comedian and the life and
stuff. Needless to say, he's a funny guy.

That's my random story for the day.

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Jtyc
Mon Jan 05 14:15:05 CST 2004

> Call me a lamer, but I've not heard that one before.

Steven Wright. He's got some funny stuff. I recommend it.

Consultant
Mon Jan 05 14:18:05 CST 2004

lamer!
me either ;-)

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"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> >My buddy and me got held up the other day. I told the robber "Just a
sec"
> >and then turned to my buddy and said "Here's that 20 bucks I owe you".
>
> lol!
>
> Call me a lamer, but I've not heard that one before.

JaR
Mon Jan 05 14:17:29 CST 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> >
> Bigot! Racist! Mafia Thug! What have you got against people who put down
> people who give up?
> People like you who put down people who put down people who give up should
> be...
>

Ohhh, Now Grok head hurt! Make stop now!

GroK
Thuganderthal # many rock in water

The
Mon Jan 05 14:47:57 CST 2004

>Steven Wright. He's got some funny stuff. I recommend it.

Links please; although I could find them myself if I so wished, well
maybe not...

oncebitten
Mon Jan 05 14:46:53 CST 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
>> My buddy and me got held up the other day. I told the robber "Just
>> a sec" and then turned to my buddy and said "Here's that 20 bucks I
>> owe you".
>
> lol!
>
> Call me a lamer, but I've not heard that one before.

Jack Benny

Or perhaps some other comic.

I know he did a similar joke...

"I was held up at gunpoint the other day and the robber said "Your money or
your life!"

When I didn't respond, he said "Well?"

I said "I'm thinking..."

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Jtyc
Mon Jan 05 14:51:59 CST 2004

Lazy punk.

http://www.wam.umd.edu/~stwright/steven-wright/steven-wright-Mi.html

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> >Steven Wright. He's got some funny stuff. I recommend it.
>
> Links please; although I could find them myself if I so wished, well
> maybe not...

JaR
Mon Jan 05 14:53:21 CST 2004

"Frisbee® MCNGP" <oncebitten@twiceshy.com> wrote in message
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> "I was held up at gunpoint the other day and the robber said "Your money
or
> your life!"
>
> When I didn't respond, he said "Well?"
>
> I said "I'm thinking..."
>
>

Guy answers the door, robber standing there with a gun. Guy shouts "Honey,
it's for you!"

Ba da Bum!

The
Mon Jan 05 15:04:56 CST 2004

>Lazy punk.

No, I don't no what google is. When I search 4 dumps on google I found
none. No 1 send ME transcenDer 4 gOOGle, dear sIR.

The
Mon Jan 05 15:05:50 CST 2004

>Guy answers the door, robber standing there with a gun. Guy shouts "Honey,
>it's for you!"

Where have I been...

JaR
Mon Jan 05 15:15:07 CST 2004

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> >
> Where have I been...

You need to get out more. Check your doors. It's the one that opens into a
great big blue room.

Unfortunately, today the heat is busted in that particular room.

Shaddup, Fris.

JaR
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