OT: PING: LRM

Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
is on its way.

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Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5

http://www.mcngp.com
"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
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Briscobar
Tue Apr 04 12:24:50 CDT 2006

LnkWizard <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> rambled:
>
> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
> is on its way.

You can't do that in a public forum! Now we need details! And pics!

--
KB

MCNGP #26
Ben Smith for President!

Neil
Tue Apr 04 15:57:02 CDT 2006

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:uSb01xAWGHA.5468@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> You can't do that in a public forum! Now we need details! And pics!

but they delete p0rn of this here sight. and besides, you want a 2 hour
p0rn movie staring Link?

*shudder*

*VOMIT*

--
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- C programmers do it recursively.

LRM
Tue Apr 04 16:33:03 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
> is on its way.
>

Great, let me know when the package I sent your way arrives.
--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

Neil
Tue Apr 04 19:17:03 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eOw9c9CWGHA.3496
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
>> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
>> is on its way.
>>
>
> Great, let me know when the package I sent your way arrives.

why do I feel like I'm listening to the conversation of 2 drug runers

--
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- Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems.

LRM
Tue Apr 04 21:28:31 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Neil assaulted us with:
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
> news:eOw9c9CWGHA.3496 @TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
>>> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
>>> is on its way.
>>>
>>
>> Great, let me know when the package I sent your way arrives.
>
> why do I feel like I'm listening to the conversation of 2 drug runers

Because nobody is sending you anything. This thread wasn't about you Neil,
I'm sorry. Later I'll make a special thread just for you.
--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

Neil
Tue Apr 04 21:41:19 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
news:#FAfjiFWGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> Because nobody is sending you anything. This thread wasn't about you
> Neil, I'm sorry. Later I'll make a special thread just for you.

silly, when the thread is _not_ about me that actually makes me part of
the thread by omission, which makes the thread indirectly about me. There
really is no possibility that a post/thread is not about the InterNeil.

I do like the idea of a special thread for me...

lets make it a private thread....

or even better, no threads but still private....

--
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- Build better Windows, and kids will still throw rocks.

LRM
Tue Apr 04 21:45:56 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Neil assaulted us with:
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
> news:#FAfjiFWGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> Because nobody is sending you anything. This thread wasn't about you
>> Neil, I'm sorry. Later I'll make a special thread just for you.
>
> silly, when the thread is _not_ about me that actually makes me part
> of the thread by omission, which makes the thread indirectly about
> me. There really is no possibility that a post/thread is not about
> the InterNeil.
>
> I do like the idea of a special thread for me...
>
> lets make it a private thread....
>
> or even better, no threads but still private....

Forget it, since this thread is aboout you already then you obiously don't
need any special tread, private sans-threads or otherwise.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

MitchS
Wed Apr 05 07:23:22 CDT 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:eOw9c9CWGHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
>> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
>> is on its way.
>>
>
> Great, let me know when the package I sent your way arrives.

Gratification on delivery, how DO you do it?

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

MitchS
Wed Apr 05 07:24:42 CDT 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:%23FAfjiFWGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> Because nobody is sending you anything. This thread wasn't about you
> *Neil*, I'm sorry. Later I'll make a special thread just for you.

It wasn't until now reinforcing the law of the InterNeil that all posts are
about Neil.

--
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MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Neil
Wed Apr 05 10:39:27 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
news:uVq$RsFWGHA.3972@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> Forget it, since this thread is aboout you already then you obiously
> don't need any special tread, private sans-threads or otherwise.

ah, but I do...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- I have a clue, but just one.

Neil
Wed Apr 05 10:39:58 CDT 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:uXXJlvKWGHA.3972@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
> news:%23FAfjiFWGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> Because nobody is sending you anything. This thread wasn't about you
>> *Neil*, I'm sorry. Later I'll make a special thread just for you.
>
> It wasn't until now reinforcing the law of the InterNeil that all
> posts are about Neil.
>

*bows*

--
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- AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx!!

LRM
Wed Apr 05 13:56:50 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
> is on its way.
>
The Eagle has landed.

LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

JaR
Wed Apr 05 14:02:48 CDT 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in news:uvmu0KOWGHA.4920
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> The Eagle has landed.
>

Auntie has new shoes.

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

Frisbee®
Wed Apr 05 14:07:41 CDT 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:uvmu0KOWGHA.4920@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
>> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
>> is on its way.
>>
> The Eagle has landed.

Man, postal sex sure is slow.

Neil
Wed Apr 05 15:26:38 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:uvmu0KOWGHA.4920
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> The Eagle has landed.

*loks left, looks right and then wispers*

The candle burns at midnight

--
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- IBM Virus Scan: Amiga found - delete? (Y/y)

Kline
Wed Apr 05 15:30:54 CDT 2006

>> The Eagle has landed.
>
>*loks left, looks right and then wispers*
>
>The candle burns at midnight

Uncle Peter may return home tonight

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Jtyc
Wed Apr 05 15:32:13 CDT 2006

> The candle burns at midnight

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.

Frisbee®
Wed Apr 05 15:46:53 CDT 2006

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:uW1EGCPWGHA.4848@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> In news:97a832pj8b9msu6u4fefif2nu9mjggegg4@4ax.com,
> Kline Sphere <.@> simply stated:
>>>> The Eagle has landed.
>>>
>>> *loks left, looks right and then wispers*
>>>
>>> The candle burns at midnight
>>
>> Uncle Peter may return home tonight
>>
>
> Delores has a new dress. I repeat, Delores has a new dress.

The man with

one

red

shoe

CBIC
Wed Apr 05 15:35:40 CDT 2006

In news:97a832pj8b9msu6u4fefif2nu9mjggegg4@4ax.com,
Kline Sphere <.@> simply stated:
>>> The Eagle has landed.
>>
>> *loks left, looks right and then wispers*
>>
>> The candle burns at midnight
>
> Uncle Peter may return home tonight
>

Delores has a new dress. I repeat, Delores has a new dress.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

MitchS
Wed Apr 05 16:08:39 CDT 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:uvmu0KOWGHA.4920@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
>> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
>> is on its way.
>>
> The Eagle has landed.
>
> LRM
> MCNGP 7^2
> www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.
>
>

I bet he sent you one of these.
http://www.cdw.com/shop/products/default.aspx?EDC=481886

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

LRM
Wed Apr 05 16:24:01 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: MitchS assaulted us with:
> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
> news:uvmu0KOWGHA.4920@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
>>> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
>>> is on its way.
>>>
>> The Eagle has landed.
>>
>> LRM
>> MCNGP 7^2
>> www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.
>>
>>
>
> I bet he sent you one of these.
> http://www.cdw.com/shop/products/default.aspx?EDC=481886

What would I do with that? I have a drawer full of 1GB usb drives! Size
matters ya know.
--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

Briscobar
Wed Apr 05 16:29:55 CDT 2006

Jtyc <yo@respondtothegroup.com> rambled:
>
>> The candle burns at midnight
>
> The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.
>
> John has a long mustache.

The arsonist was denied a loan.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
You can check out Kat's hawt pics...er, pic...at www.mcngp.com.

Briscobar
Wed Apr 05 16:31:12 CDT 2006

LRM <Fskspam@friedspam.com> rambled:
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I bet he sent you one of these.
>> http://www.cdw.com/shop/products/default.aspx?EDC=481886
>
> What would I do with that? I have a drawer full of 1GB usb drives!
> Size matters ya know.

I'm still waiting for the free one from taking that quiz a few weeks back.
Was it Rev who posted that link? Anywho, can't complain about the speed of
free, but both of mine are full, and another would actually come in quite
handy, even if it is just a 128MB stick. (BTW, what size IS it, does anyone
know?)

--
KB

MCNGP #26
Is www.mcngp.com experienced? Well I am...

JaR
Wed Apr 05 17:50:55 CDT 2006

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in
news:uFolKgPWGHA.2180@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> I'm still waiting for the free one from taking that quiz a few weeks
> back. Was it Rev who posted that link? Anywho, can't complain about
> the speed of free, but both of mine are full, and another would
> actually come in quite handy, even if it is just a 128MB stick. (BTW,
> what size IS it, does anyone know?)
>

Hey! That's right, I fergot about that. Wonder when it'll arrive. I hope
it's not on Vista's schedule ;-)

That being said, if it's more than 128MB I'll be pleasantly shocked.

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

JaR
Wed Apr 05 17:56:40 CDT 2006

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:uytpcfPWGHA.3864
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> The arsonist was denied a loan.

IIIEEEEEEE!!!!! That means to flush every toilet in the western world at
2400Zulu!

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

MitchS
Thu Apr 06 07:24:33 CDT 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:enU$DdPWGHA.4132@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...

> What would I do with that? I have a drawer full of 1GB usb drives! Size
> matters ya know.

I don't know what you would do with it. I just thought you would like the
fact that it's a Viking.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Frisbee®
Thu Apr 06 07:43:52 CDT 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:enU$DdPWGHA.4132@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> Size matters ya know.

I've got a terabyte, baby. Wait, I've got a petabyte, baby. Oh, hell, I
have a googolbyte! Yeah, that's the ticket.

MitchS
Thu Apr 06 07:59:05 CDT 2006

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:uytpcfPWGHA.3864@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> Jtyc <yo@respondtothegroup.com> rambled:
>>
>>> The candle burns at midnight
>>
>> The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.
>>
>> John has a long mustache.
>
> The arsonist was denied a loan.

Sorry, we couldn't guarantee collateral.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

MitchS
Thu Apr 06 08:12:45 CDT 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OnC%23AfXWGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
> news:enU$DdPWGHA.4132@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> Size matters ya know.
>
> I've got a terabyte, baby. Wait, I've got a petabyte, baby. Oh, hell, I
> have a googolbyte! Yeah, that's the ticket.

NO FAIR! I only have regular Google. How to be upgrading to the
googolbyte?

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Frisbee®
Thu Apr 06 08:37:51 CDT 2006

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:OUgJ$uXWGHA.2376@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:OnC%23AfXWGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
>> news:enU$DdPWGHA.4132@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>> Size matters ya know.
>>
>> I've got a terabyte, baby. Wait, I've got a petabyte, baby. Oh, hell, I
>> have a googolbyte! Yeah, that's the ticket.
>
> NO FAIR! I only have regular Google. How to be upgrading to the
> googolbyte?

Vi@gra

MitchS
Thu Apr 06 09:34:50 CDT 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eQfCM9XWGHA.3624@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:OUgJ$uXWGHA.2376@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:OnC%23AfXWGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:enU$DdPWGHA.4132@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>> Size matters ya know.
>>>
>>> I've got a terabyte, baby. Wait, I've got a petabyte, baby. Oh, hell,
>>> I have a googolbyte! Yeah, that's the ticket.
>>
>> NO FAIR! I only have regular Google. How to be upgrading to the
>> googolbyte?
>
> Vi@gra

Didn't work. I put it in the floppy drive but did I get a hard drive...No,
just a broken floppy. No I gotta take my pc apart. Thanks a lot!

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Briscobar
Thu Apr 06 10:03:27 CDT 2006

MitchS <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> rambled:
>>
>> Vi@gra
>
> Didn't work. I put it in the floppy drive but did I get a hard
> drive...No, just a broken floppy. No I gotta take my pc apart.
> Thanks a lot!

You're uh, not supposed to, um, yeah, stick your, you know, in your
compu-.....heh, nevermind. Keep trying.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com has a nosebleed from all the coke.

LRM
Thu Apr 06 19:56:17 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: MitchS assaulted us with:
> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
> news:enU$DdPWGHA.4132@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>
>> What would I do with that? I have a drawer full of 1GB usb drives!
>> Size matters ya know.
>
> I don't know what you would do with it. I just thought you would
> like the fact that it's a Viking.

You are so kind! I must really be out of it, as I missed the Viking part
completely! Of course I know what to do with a Viking!
--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

Bigus
Thu Apr 06 23:32:47 CDT 2006

**LRM's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> All gawked in amazement when: MitchS assaulted us with:
>> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
>> news:enU$DdPWGHA.4132@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>
>>> What would I do with that? I have a drawer full of 1GB usb drives!
>>> Size matters ya know.
>>
>> I don't know what you would do with it. I just thought you would
>> like the fact that it's a Viking.
>
> You are so kind! I must really be out of it, as I missed the Viking
> part completely! Of course I know what to do with a Viking!
>
Thor...this is your cue to step in.



--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Bigus
Thu Apr 06 23:35:00 CDT 2006

**MitchS's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:OnC%23AfXWGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
>> news:enU$DdPWGHA.4132@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>> Size matters ya know.
>>
>> I've got a terabyte, baby. Wait, I've got a petabyte, baby. Oh,
>> hell, I have a googolbyte! Yeah, that's the ticket.
>
> NO FAIR!

NO FAIR!! What am I to do this weekend? Oh well, I guess the carnival will
have to do.


--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Bigus
Thu Apr 06 23:36:55 CDT 2006

**MitchS's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:eQfCM9XWGHA.3624@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:OUgJ$uXWGHA.2376@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:OnC%23AfXWGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:enU$DdPWGHA.4132@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>>> Size matters ya know.
>>>>
>>>> I've got a terabyte, baby. Wait, I've got a petabyte, baby. Oh,
>>>> hell, I have a googolbyte! Yeah, that's the ticket.
>>>
>>> NO FAIR! I only have regular Google. How to be upgrading to the
>>> googolbyte?
>>
>> Vi@gra
>
> Didn't work. I put it in the floppy drive but did I get a hard
> drive...No, just a broken floppy. No I gotta take my pc apart. Thanks a
> lot!
It has an adverse affect on computers....if you put the Vi@gra in the Hard
drive, it will make it floppy.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

LnkWizard
Tue Apr 11 08:01:56 CDT 2006


"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:eOw9c9CWGHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
> > Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
> > is on its way.
> >
>
> Great, let me know when the package I sent your way arrives.
> --
> LRM
> MCNGP 7^2
> www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.
>
>
The "package" arrived yesterday and all I can say is OMG !!!!!!!
What a rush!!!! Best I've seen in a long, long time.

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5

http://www.mcngp.com
"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Neil
Tue Apr 11 09:51:16 CDT 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in news:
#T#MegWXGHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> The "package" arrived yesterday and all I can say is OMG !!!!!!!
> What a rush!!!! Best I've seen in a long, long time.

THAT...was mean...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Snow White: "I wanted seven inches, but not one at a time."

JaR
Tue Apr 11 10:13:31 CDT 2006

"LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote in news:#T#MegWXGHA.3496
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> The "package" arrived yesterday and all I can say is OMG !!!!!!!
> What a rush!!!! Best I've seen in a long, long time.

b@astard!

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

Rowdy
Tue Apr 11 11:50:22 CDT 2006

LnkWizard wrote:
> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
> news:eOw9c9CWGHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
>>> Just letting you know that the "special" software we talked about
>>> is on its way.
>>>
>> Great, let me know when the package I sent your way arrives.
>> --
>> LRM
>> MCNGP 7^2
>> www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.
>>
>>
> The "package" arrived yesterday and all I can say is OMG !!!!!!!
> What a rush!!!! Best I've seen in a long, long time.
>

john called. he wants his package back.

http://tinyurl.com/ekdb2

:-0



--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"I pithy in your general direction!"

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 12:10:00 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Rowdy Yates spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> john called. he wants his package back.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/ekdb2
>
> :-0
Ok Rowdy...that image was just *wrong*

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

LRM
Wed Apr 12 20:09:18 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
> The "package" arrived yesterday and all I can say is OMG !!!!!!!
> What a rush!!!! Best I've seen in a long, long time.
>
Great! I was worried you would think it was a little over the top.

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LnkWizard
Thu Apr 13 07:36:35 CDT 2006


"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:e$zulbpXGHA.508@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
> > The "package" arrived yesterday and all I can say is OMG !!!!!!!
> > What a rush!!!! Best I've seen in a long, long time.
> >
> Great! I was worried you would think it was a little over the top.
>
> --

Nah, it was perfect, just curious about one part at the end.
How'd you manage that? Never saw anything like that before.

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Neil
Thu Apr 13 07:45:59 CDT 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in news:
#Y8PobvXGHA.5004@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> Nah, it was perfect, just curious about one part at the end.
> How'd you manage that? Never saw anything like that before.

ok this is now getting to be just plain cruel. either cough up the rest of
the facts and share the mpeg, or take it off-line.

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LnkWizard
Thu Apr 13 08:32:12 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A4592D66A8Dneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in news:
> #Y8PobvXGHA.5004@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
> > Nah, it was perfect, just curious about one part at the end.
> > How'd you manage that? Never saw anything like that before.
>
> ok this is now getting to be just plain cruel. either cough up the rest of
> the facts and share the mpeg, or take it off-line.
>

But Neil, it's all about you anyhow, so you should have full knowledge
about the subject under discussion.

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Neil
Thu Apr 13 10:31:10 CDT 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
news:ub4at6vXGHA.4652@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> But Neil, it's all about you anyhow, so you should have full knowledge
> about the subject under discussion.

while the absence of my knowledge on the subject still makes the thread
about me, I am aggrivated that I have not recieved my copy of the mpeg yet
and so you will pay me pennance by first providing said mpeg and then
providing LRM...go now and obey my will...

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LnkWizard
Thu Apr 13 11:24:11 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A4752E91816neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
> news:ub4at6vXGHA.4652@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
> > But Neil, it's all about you anyhow, so you should have full knowledge
> > about the subject under discussion.
>
> while the absence of my knowledge on the subject still makes the thread
> about me, I am aggrivated that I have not recieved my copy of the mpeg yet
> and so you will pay me pennance by first providing said mpeg and then
> providing LRM...go now and obey my will...
>
>
--

Who said it was an MPEG?

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Neil
Thu Apr 13 12:24:29 CDT 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
news:OZcrzaxXGHA.3868@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

>
> Who said it was an MPEG?
>
>

b@stig!

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LRM
Thu Apr 13 12:35:03 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Neil assaulted us with:
>...go now and obey my will...

This was your first mistake.

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Neil
Thu Apr 13 12:55:22 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#eVFbCyXGHA.1192
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> This was your first mistake.

*grins*

yes, I've been a very naughty boy

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LRM
Fri Apr 14 10:36:25 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Neil assaulted us with:
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
> news:#eVFbCyXGHA.1192 @TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>> This was your first mistake.
>
> *grins*
>
> yes, I've been a very naughty boy

I see, and you believe you need to be punished?
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Neil
Fri Apr 14 10:44:01 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:en2#yk9XGHA.4060
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

>
>> yes, I've been a very naughty boy
>
> I see, and you believe you need to be punished?
>

yes, mistress

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LnkWizard
Fri Apr 14 10:55:14 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A57759BD634neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:en2#yk9XGHA.4060
> @TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
> >
> >> yes, I've been a very naughty boy
> >
> > I see, and you believe you need to be punished?
> >
>
> yes, mistress
>
> --

That would be like throwing gasoline on a fire, just what he needs to
get hotter. Although if he ever got the same package I just got, I have
no idea what he would do. But I bet it would be interesting.

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LRM
Fri Apr 14 11:27:31 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97A57759BD634neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
>> news:en2#yk9XGHA.4060 @TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>>
>>>
>>>> yes, I've been a very naughty boy
>>>
>>> I see, and you believe you need to be punished?
>>>
>>
>> yes, mistress
>>
>> --
>
> That would be like throwing gasoline on a fire, just what he needs to
> get hotter. Although if he ever got the same package I just got, I
> have no idea what he would do. But I bet it would be interesting.
>
It's settled then. I'll send him a nix package instead. I believe that count
as punishment.
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MCNGP 7^2
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LnkWizard
Fri Apr 14 11:59:22 CDT 2006


"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:ulyEWB%23XGHA.3972@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> All gawked in amazement when: LnkWizard assaulted us with:
>
> It's settled then. I'll send him a nix package instead. I believe that
count
> as punishment.
> --

Not the nix package!!!! Jeez, you really know how to hurt a guy.

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Neil
Fri Apr 14 12:07:26 CDT 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
news:uxTtSv9XGHA.3516@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> Although if he ever got the same package I just got, I have
> no idea what he would do. But I bet it would be interesting.
>

i hate you

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Neil
Fri Apr 14 12:08:04 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:ulyEWB#XGHA.3972
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> I'll send him a nix package instead. I believe that count
> as punishment.
>

Well it will certainly be a DISAPPOINTMENT!

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- Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

LnkWizard
Fri Apr 14 13:35:56 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A5857DE7E6neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
> news:uxTtSv9XGHA.3516@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
> > Although if he ever got the same package I just got, I have
> > no idea what he would do. But I bet it would be interesting.
> >
>
> i hate you
>

On second thought he probably shouldn't get it, he'd be
so excited he'd go out and buy you a new Red MCNGP Ferrari.

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Neil
Fri Apr 14 14:05:36 CDT 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
news:ebVBGJ$XGHA.1352@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> On second thought he probably shouldn't get it, he'd be
> so excited he'd go out and buy you a new Red MCNGP Ferrari.

or blue, or black, or WHATEVER COLOUR SHE WANTS!!!!!

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LRM
Fri Apr 14 15:07:35 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Neil assaulted us with:
> did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
> news:ebVBGJ$XGHA.1352@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> On second thought he probably shouldn't get it, he'd be
>> so excited he'd go out and buy you a new Red MCNGP Ferrari.
>
> or blue, or black, or WHATEVER COLOUR SHE WANTS!!!!!

You can't buy my love.
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www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

Si©kus
Fri Apr 14 15:10:31 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, LRM spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> All gawked in amazement when: Neil assaulted us with:
>> did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
>> news:ebVBGJ$XGHA.1352@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> On second thought he probably shouldn't get it, he'd be
>>> so excited he'd go out and buy you a new Red MCNGP Ferrari.
>>
>> or blue, or black, or WHATEVER COLOUR SHE WANTS!!!!!
>
> You can't buy my love.
>
Can we rent it? :D
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-- I'm fsukin my dog...that sound sick enough for ya??

Neil
Fri Apr 14 15:19:16 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:OKs5T8$XGHA.128
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> You can't buy my love.

more likely I haven't found the right currency

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LRM
Fri Apr 14 15:47:15 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Neil assaulted us with:
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:OKs5T8$XGHA.128
> @TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> You can't buy my love.
>
> more likely I haven't found the right currency

So, you aren't going to offer a pound of flesh?

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MCNGP 7^2
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Neil
Fri Apr 14 18:05:57 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eHw7eSAYGHA.1200
@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> So, you aren't going to offer a pound of flesh?

will it work? Can I haggle you down to a half pound?

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- Why is the alphabet in that order?

LnkWizard
Mon Apr 17 07:46:21 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A5C24246803neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eHw7eSAYGHA.1200
> @TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
> > So, you aren't going to offer a pound of flesh?
>
> will it work? Can I haggle you down to a half pound?
>

Neil, Neil, Neil,,,,,, I am truly amazed. After all this time, I would
think that you could think about what she loves and either send it
to her or, in your case, even deliver it to her in person.

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Neil
Mon Apr 17 11:59:37 CDT 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in news:#
1ESvzhYGHA.3532@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> Neil, Neil, Neil,,,,,, I am truly amazed. After all this time, I would
> think that you could think about what she loves and either send it
> to her or, in your case, even deliver it to her in person.

Fine....I've hop on the plane with another nix for her to try.

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LnkWizard
Mon Apr 17 12:22:15 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A88428E82AFneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> Fine....I've hop on the plane with another nix for her to try.
>
> --

You know, I don't ever remember her saying she loves Nix. We
all know she likes to play with Nix but that wasn't what I sent her.

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