OT: And you thought it was just the french ?
This is real funny ! (Turn your speakers on)
<http://tcc.itc.it/people/rocchi/fun/europe.html>
SFW. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213859
Semi-OT: Braindumps on TV
Anyone happen to catch ER last nght? I rarely watch it, but I did last
night. At one point, while in the emergency room working on a patient, John
Stamos' character says to Mekhi Phifer's character, "I'll see if I can get
your brother a copy of last year's EMT exam." (paraphrasing)
So, the question I pose to my fellow members: Are you with me in boycotting
NBC, for allowing such a travesty to occur during primetime? I wouldn't be
so upset if this was a late-night comedy. But it's a primetime drama.
Millions of people saw this, and now they could potentially think this is
the right thing to do. Please join me in boycotting NBC. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213830
Found out MCSE will be faced out in 2008. whats the alternative th
am interested in going into IT by taking a course in MCSE and getting
certified but i found out MCSE will be faced out in 2008. can someone please
let me know what alternative certification is out there which is equivalent
to the MCSE.
Thanks
Jay. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213829
OT: it's all in the translation
racism - yet another side effect of outsourcing
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,267184,00.html Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213812
Practise Exams
Can anyone tell me where I can obtain couple of Exam 70-284 practice
questions for free?
Any help will be greatly appreciated Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213805
Canadian Deal - Feedback requested
I found this one the MS site. Nice to see a deal for Canadians, instead of
US only.
It looks like a pretty good deal! What does everyone else think? $649 Cdn.
I have heard you will not be able to upgrade to Longhorn from 2000, MS is
going to orphan it like they did NT Certs.
What do you get?
. Access to Microsoft eLearning courses: 2274, 2275, 2277
. Live Tutor to coach you through every step of your learning and
study plan
. Exam preparation for exam # 70-292
. Free exam voucher
. Personal learning guide to maximize your online training experience
. 40% off of your "Longhorn" upgrade exam (If your MCSA, Windows
Server 2003 credentials are completed by June 30th, 2007)
http://www.microsoft.com/canada/learning/mcp/upgrade/ws2003/default.mspx Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213800
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OT: CompTIA exams as electives for the MCSA 2000
Apologize for blasting this in all certification newsgroups, but I
cannot remember where this question originated from -- or who asked it.
But I promised to look into it and get an answer. The question was
concerning the MCSA 2000 electives and why it changed from Network+ and
A+ combo to Server+ and A+ combo. After speaking with Rob Linsky,
Product Manager of I.T. Certification for Microsoft, this is an error on
the website. The Network+ and A+ combo still counts as an elective for
the MCSA 2000 certification.
--
Michael D. Alligood, MCSA, MCDST
The I.T. Classroom - http://www.theitclassroom.com/
CertGuard - http://www.certguard.com Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213792
Need MCSE Book
I am intending to start my MCSE exam preparation and live in Sydney,
Australia. If any one has book to sell out, please contact me at the
following email address or number
imran_ilm5@hotmail.com
0432073698 Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213760
Exam options ?
I have today, passed 70-219 W2000 AD Infrastucture Admin. Over the last few
months I have passed 70-215, 70-210, 70-218, 70-216, 70-229, 70-228. This
give me MCSA 2000 and a MCDBA 2000.
I am now looking at doing a design exam (to complete the MCSE) but haven't a
clue which one to do. I want to maximise my certs so I am leaning towards
70-220 (Designing W2000 Security) because it will be useful for the
MCSA\MCSE 2000 Security accreditation. My next step (after the design exam)
however, is to upgrade the MCSA/MCSE to 2003.
Can anyone tell me if I upgrade to MCSE 2003 will a MCSE 2000 Security
accreditation be upgraded to. Also if I finish the MCSE with 70-220, then
upgrade, can I just do the one exam to make it a MCSE 2000 Security ?
I can't find this info on the MS Website.
Thanks
Richard Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213753
RRAS: need explanation for a question from the 70-291 MSPress book
Hello,
Can anyone please explain me the answer from the MSPress Book 70-291 (page
9-84) for the following question:
"You have deployed a Windows Server 2003 computer running the Routing And
Remote Access Service router to function as a simple firewall. How many
packet filters do you need to create to support remote access to a VPN server
through L2TP/IPSec? Assume that you want to provide the strictest security
standards."
Answer:
Twelve
Thanks a lot for your answers Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213748
Looking for MCPs to link to my company
Hello fellow Microsoft test takers.
I have a growing IT Consulting company in Manhattan and am trying to
advance my Microsoft partnership status. To do that I need a couple
of MCPs or MCSEs. I'm ramping up to start growing this business in
July, so if you would let me tie your MCP number to my company I would
consider you for work in the future. Right now I don't have any extra
work, but hopefully during the summer I will need lots of help.
Or if your number isn't linked to another company and you just want to
help, it would be much appreciated.
Let me know if your interested,
Kacey Fern, MCSE
INTERLiNK TECHNOLOGIES
kfern@interlinktechnologies.com
Linking Technology between the World and You
www.interlinktechnologies.com Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213736
OT: Integrity in Microsoft Certification and the NDA webcast.
After many talks with Trika at Microsoft Corporation, it has been
decided that providing a webcast concerning the integrity in Microsoft
certification and demystifying the NDA would be a great starting point
in understand what Microsoft is doing in this area. CertGuard (Robert
Williams), Mitch Garvis, and myself will assist Trika and other
Microsoft employees who specialize in this topic of conversation with 2
sessions followed by a Q&A session. The date for this event is still
tentative, but as of this moment it scheduled for May 23rd. Further
information, and possible changes to the date, will be made available to
these newsgroups when they are finalized.
It has been my goal to help you guys with your studies any way I can. By
pushing for this webcast, I hope that a majority of your questions get
answered by the correct people. If you have any questions or comments
about this upcoming event, please feel free to post them here or email
me directly.
Michael D. Alligood, MCSA, MCDST
The I.T. Classroom - http://www.theitclassroom.com/
CertGuard - http://www.certguard.com Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213716
I'm enraged
I have written and published a new post for those interested. Continue
reading if you find yourself in that category.
I just came across this message on the Prometric website
(http://www.prometric.com/Microsoft/default.htm):
Note: As of April 1, 2007, only citizens of India will be permitted to
register for exams in our India test centers, and only citizens of China
will be permitted to register for exams in our Mainland China test centers.
If you have any questions, please contact Microsoft at
mlsecure@microsoft.com
This is not acceptable. One of my favorite things to do was to take my
Microsoft exams in China or India. It was my way of mixing business with
pleasure. This move by Microsoft will now force me to take my exams at a
testing center a few miles from my work. This is just another attempt to
punish those persons who love the Chinese and Indian people. You get two
big thumbs down from me Microsoft.
Death from Above Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213704
OT: Steps to Certification Success Article
I have written and published a new article for those interested. It is a
step by step process that will greatly assist you in your certification
journey as well as day to day activities. Please feel free to contact me
with your comments. I can be reached at Michael@theitclassroom.com
Please take the time to read "The Seven Steps to Certification Success"
at http://www.certguard.com/Seven-Steps-to-Certification-Success.asp
--
Michael D. Alligood, MCSA, MCDST
The I.T. Classroom - http://www.theitclassroom.com/
CertGuard - http://www.certguard.com Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213700
OT: Yet another excuse for you to call me crazy...
Every once in a while, I type strange, potentially humorous, potentially
weird things on a keyboard... and the words emerge on a device and are
rendered on a square, transmitted to the world.
I do this to reinforce my ego, which is oh so fragile, it requires constant
reinforcement... I need to feel like part of a group to overcome my feelings
of inadequacy.
I never read what people say about it, I just assume, rightly so, that
everyone agrees with me, that I am right, and cooler than they are.
I do this once weekly, but not with any particular regularity.
Of course, there are those who do so... DAILY....
"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> again, i throw up in my mouth
Yes, please do.
"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> again, i throw up in my mouth
I hope you like the taste of spaghetti sauce, gravy, gristle, and lint.
"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> again, i throw up in my mouth
Hmm... Tomorrow, try bologna, orange juice, toothpaste, and then lick a 9
volt battery.
"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> again, i throw up in my mouth
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
RUN AWAY FROM THE MCNGP, OR YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SWALLOW YOUR OWN BILE
REPEATEDLY! Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213672
OT Wednesday Funny
ok, these are pretty funny
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2732770
enjoy
c Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213666
prepare for MCSE exam .
Hi,
I'm a new comer in this group . I want to prepare for MCSE exam,but I don't
know do I need any work experience for pass the exams?? for example at least
2 years.Is it possible that I start to study it books without some classrooms
training ?? my native language isn't English ,but I'm a student in the
computer science. Please help me what I have to do to prepare the MCSE exams .
Regard ,
Elham Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213640
OT: C, my thoughts are with you
It's very sad. I heard the news last night.
Let me be the first to offer my sincere condolences.
I'm so sorry you're not the baby daddy.
Be strong. I know it doesn't look like it now,
but tomorrow will be a better day. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213638
Part 2 of the Series I'm writing...
Well, here it is...Part deux!
The cheating industry that is devaluing IT certification - part two
http://www.networkworld.com/community/?q=node/13646
These are the other links I posted from the Part 1 post, in case ya missed
'em. ;-)
http://www.networkworld.com/subnets/cisco/
This is part 1 of the article:
http://www.networkworld.com/community/?q=node/13341
Some other useful links:
Home: http://www.CertGuard.com
Forums: http://www.CertGuard.com/forums/
Braindumps: http://www.CertGuard.com/braindumps.asp
Practice Test Providers: http://www.CertGuard.com/reviews.asp
Study Materials and Books: http://www.CertGuard.com/store.asp
Vendor Links and Emails: http://www.CertGuard.com/links.asp
--
CertGuard
You think you know IT?!?!
Check out the new 'No Braindump' CertGear:
http://www.cafepress.com/certguard <-- we sell Thongs!! Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213585
OT: I've got to Wii
I mean I just got a Wii.
Well, my son and his gf just got a Wii, but there're using my
big screen TV and mega-watt sound system, so they let me play
with it every once in a while.
I'm torn. If I wanted to do all that physical activity I
would just play real ping-pong.
I think MCSE tests, however, could benefit from this technology.
Using a Wii-mote could add a whole new aspect to simulation style
questions. I mean, sometimes you just want to bang on the server
with a hammer, or slap that luser in the back of the haed.
Just saying. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213569
Recommended resources
Hi gang,
Do any of you have any suggestions for any good newsgroups / forums for
discussing MCSE topics? I thought this might be a good one to browse but it
looks like it is mostly used for joking around.
I know how to use google and already have a list to check out. I am just
thought I would ask in case someone wanted to share something useful.
Thanks,
Matt Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213543
OT: MCNGP Ejection Notice
You have been forcibly ejected from the MCNGP group for undisclosed reasons.
You will need to make a new website and come up with a new set of initials
if you would like to continue to harass and annoy people and proclaim moral
superiority by saying it is all in the name of a particular cause, provides
a service, and that you do it for free when others charge for it.
Yes, this means, before you can post here again, you must do *work* and
*think* to create a new organization, or you will be identified as *lazy*
and a *follower*, who refuses to work and think.
You cannot rejoin the MCNGP, any attempts to dispute this claim will fall on
deaf ears, and anyone claiming to allow you back in to the MCNGP is actually
lying.
The MCNGP has been disbanded, but there will always be those few old timers
who refuse to see that it's time has come to pass and will proclaim that it
continues. There will probably always be a website, but the posts will come
from tape recorders that pretend to be people.
Also, the MCNGP is old, people don't like them, and never really lived up to
it's potential, why do you really need those guys, you are so much cooler
without them, they look bad on your resume, your wife won't sleep with you
since you joined, your kids all have shotguns now, the dog pees on your
shoes daily, and of course you have better things to do, we are all sure.
Who really would want to be grouped together with these nutjobs anyway?
You're better off.
enjoy. XD Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213519
Exam 70-284
Do any of you know where I can get Exam 70-284 voucher or a promotional code
to get a discounted price for this exam? I have purchased many Microsoft
Press and Exam Cram2 books in the past and thought this can be used towards
my exam.
Thanks Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213510
security+ - does that seem right?
Ok, I am looking at the MCSE security requirements. Why Security+ but not
CISSP? That doesn't seem to make sense to me. Anyone know the logic behind
it?
Thanks,
Matt Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213506
Starting out in IT industry, need help.
Ok, I've taken a leap from a job that I have done for 5yrs (insurance) into
the IT industry as it's something I've always had an interest in.
I am going to a company to do IT support (desktop) and a little network
admin stuff with the flexibility to specialize in either if I choose.
The help I need is in choosing what qualification might help me the most, I
was originally looking at doing MCSE certification but it seems this might
not be a good idea as it's being withdrawn. Can anyone suggest a good route
for me to go and outline a little what is involved?
Thanks in advance, Andrew. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213503
OT: Deer Rev and Neil
Don't MAKE me poast my list of Brainbench certs!
More than both of yours put together.
Thbbbbbbt! Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213499
OT: New address
The Classroom has a new address. It can be reached by visiting,
http://theitclassroom.com. Enjoy.
--
Michael D. Alligood, MCSA, MCDST
The I.T. Classroom - http://www.theitclassroom.com/
CertGuard - http://www.certguard.com Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213497
OT: Certifications... Worth it?
Here is a good article by Jennifer Waters concerning the question that
circulates these newsgroups. Are certifications worth it?
http://blogs.technet.com/canitpro/archive/2007/03/26/guest-blogger-does-certification-matter-really-any-more.aspx
Michael D. Alligood, MCSA, MCDST
The I.T. Classroom - http://www.yetanotherblog.typepad.com/
CertGuard - http://www.certguard.com Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213485
I am leaving this newsgroup for the next several minutes.
Don't try to stop me, my mind is made up. I am leaving this heretic-
infested hellhole because my pure mind can no longer stand the proximity to
stupidity that it endures when I come here. I will be gone for at least
several minutes.
Thank you to all those who have always had an uplifting word; I am sorry to
let you down. It's just that I've come to a place in my walk right now
where I can't deal with this constant struggle to be polite in the face of
idiots. I need some rebuilding time. I cannot imagine being ready to read
more stupidity for at least three minutes, and probably several more than
that.
Pleading emails will not cause me to change my mind; I will be a mere
memory in this place for several minutes, and absolutely no amount of
fawning and obsequiousness can change that. Feel free to try, though; I
can't get enough of all that fawning. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213458
OT: I would like to take this opportunity...
To announce that I will not be leaving my current employer.
However, should Bill Gates wish to contact my agent and make an offer, I
will consider it.
--
Fris "Billy Donovan" bee®, MCNGP #13
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com?wp_ml=0
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics?wp_ml=0 Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213412
My resignation from the MCNGP
Hello fair citizens,
I hereby tender my resignation from the MCNGP with heavy heart, as it no
longer aligns with my long term, personal goals. On numerous attempts to
join the Justice League, I have been refused due to my affiliation with the
MCNGP. In addition, not one of the MCNGP have helped me with my personal
goals and they are mean. In order to be a Justice League member, I cannot be
mean and evil or be associated with said mean and evil persons. Please be
sure to wish me well on my endeavors and my personal success in the Justice
League.
Very truly yours,
Batman Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213360
New MCTS: Microsoft Windows Vista Client Configuration Study Guide available
Hi all:
I just wanted to announce that Sybex has just released its new edition
of the MCTS: Microsoft Windows Vista Client Configuration Study Guide.
This is the first study guide on the brand new MCTS: Windows Vista
exam. It's the ideal book for those looking to prepare and pass exam
70-620, complete with hands-on exercises, practice test, and a Windows
Vista simulator.
For more information on the book, visit Wiley.com at:
http://www.wiley.com/WileyCDA/WileyTitle/productCd-0470108819.html
Sincerely,
Jeff Kellum Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213351
OT: If I fail it's your fault
I just wanted to inform all of you that www.SelfInvolvedA$$Guard.com is now
up and running.
If you don't support it and my dreams fail it's all your fault and you all
will be held accountable. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213308
OT:BD
I've just read your post of the sekret site and i guess by now you'd
have been deactivated, so...
As I said to Lasher, no matter what you think of me, i wish you and
the Certgard venture every success.
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213265
Welcome kit and certificate information for MCPs
Hello dear i have successfully qualify my MCP exam. Now i want to order
Welcome Kit but i am unable to find the link on MCP member site to order my
kit. Plz tell me the link where i can found the option of order Welcome Kit. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213260
MCTS x MCSE
Hi everyone,
I've heard that MCSE certifications will not be available anymore by
July. I'm taking MCSE exams and have exams scheduled until August.
It seems that MCSE will be replaced by MCTS this year.
Looking into this scenario, I'm wondering if I should go on and finish
my MCSE certification or wait for the MCTS.
Regards,
Vinicius Oliveira Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213213
E-learning question again -CIBC is an idiot and can't read
I am planning on earning the MCSE this summer. While I would love to have
classroom instruction/hands-on, I can only afford to take the E-learning
courses. Has anyone taken any of these and how would you rate them? I have a
couple of CompTIA certifications. Please be honest. Tag: Online Simulation Exams Tag: 213192