HOOK REMOVAL SERVICE
Hello all of you that are fooled by the fake stories and
single moms and Indian MCSEs I will remove the hook from
your faces, violently for a nominal feces. Please don't
respond to this. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 138062
OT: Microsoft MVP in email Sig
An acquaintance of mine is a Microsoft MVP in one of the developer tools.
His sig for all business email correspondence reads:
Joe Blow
Company zzz
Microsoft [productName] MVP
Many have commented that it is inappropriate for business. His coworkers,
who are more qualified in the product than he is resent it. One stated: "I
could also be an MVP if I elected to answer Usenet questions all day as
opposed to working".
Is it appropriate for an employee of a Fortune 500 type company to answer
questions throughout the day on company time to maintain MVP status?
Opinions? I do not think so. However, if a person is an independent
consultant, it makes sense as business leads can be generated by this. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137999
Testking & Transcender - Exam Takers Please Read
This has probably been said many times, but people just don't seem to get
the point! And although I've been posting on this NG for only few weeks its
beginning to annoy me seeing people (such as Sathir Puchnabe, Maria Zapatta)
post 'I passed my exam thanks to Testking' or 'I'm taking the exam soon,
does anyone know if Transcender have a paper on it?'!
If you use Testking or Transcender or any other software/study
guides/braindumps that give you the actual test questions and answers then
YOU ARE CHEATING, you are obtaining your qualification illegally, you might
as well use one of those dodgy internet diplomas!
If everyone cheated and took the exams, then we'd have millions of
MCPs/MCSAs & MCSEs wandering around who don't know sh*t. It would mean that
those of us who really studied and took the exam legally would have our
certification degraded to the point where it became pointless. I'm only an
MCP now, but I'm working towards MCSA, then MCSE, and I want to know that in
the end it's going to be worth all the effort!
Secondly if you become an MCSE through cheating, and you don't really know
what your talking about, and then get a job based on that qualification,
then what happens when a real problem arises in your job, and you have no
idea how to sort it? Testking won't be able to help you then will they!? And
you'll look like a real pro in front of your new boss and fellow MCSE team,
won't you!
If you really want that MCP/MCSE qualification WORK for it, study the
literature, work with the OS to gain experiance, above all, remember
TestKing/Transcender is NO help to you, you might think it is when you pass
the exam, but in reality it is just giving you a false qualification, and
you'll fall flat on your face sometime in the future!
And in the end I think its much more satisfying to achive something (whether
its an MCP qualification or anything else in life) knowing you did it
through hard work, and not by cheating!
Lastly, if you are going to cheat, don't post to this newsgroup, or any
other microsoft newgroup for that matter, telling everyone about it!
--
Ben
IT Professional, MCP 70-210
"On my way to becoming fully certifiable!" Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137986
Russian PC Support Tech: HEAR ME ROAR
I remember when Windows 95 was called Chicago, and came on
25 floppy disks disks.
I kick ass and you people that are just starting out are
lame. You have no idea what a command prompt is.
I remember when office was version 4.3 you don't know what
I'm talking about.
I remember when Windows 3.1 had a utility called file
mangler, you have no idea what I am talking about.
Fear the experience, fear me the russian computer man who
can solve any PC issue quicker than you and your best PC
guy. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137976
MCSE Degree
Hello all,
I heard that the MCSE and the MCAD certifications are equivalent to a
bachelor degree in the computer science in the USA, is this right?
Thanks in advance for your care. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137966
JAcksonville Fl
New Horizons has 2 Programs for Military, Dependents, Retired etc.
Jacksonvile Office ONLY
$5995.00
For 1 year of classes.
29 courses worth about $48,000 bucks
For MCSA/MCSE/CCNA/A+/NET+/SEC+
We also have a 6 month program for Applications,
web design, and graphics for $599.00
New Horizons has 250 schools in 51 countries.
Email me to get more Info:
paul.yuknis@newhorizons.com
Non-Military may still contact me and i'll
be glad to pass your name to our Educational Counselor
I have 24 years in the military, we offer
financing too.
Don't let the good jobs go by ! Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137964
AD Everyone Change Password Right
Every user object in my AD tree has Everyone set to change
password right = true.
Is this 'normal'? Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137952
MCSE Security Exams
If you certify MCSE Security under Windows 2000 are you
still only required to take the two tests to upgrade to
Windows 2003? From what I have read on MS website it
looks like you also have to take the security portion of
the test unique to Windows 2003 in order to get the
upgrade?
Anyone else finish this course?
Rich Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137949
OT: Open Letter to DNC Attendees
Dear <Democrat>,
Please get the hell out of my city. You are causing a severe headache re:
traffic. Route 93 is the lifeline of the city, nay, state. It is
irresponsible and downright silly to shut this down so that you may take
your drunken joyrides from bar to stripclub and back unaffected by the
worthless locals. Indeed, some of us peons must conduct business in the city
after 4 pm, thus, you have not only taken happy hour away from many folk,
but productive business meetings as well. The common-folk of Eastern
Massachusetts would like to give you a hearty "F You" to each and every one
of you, but alas, we aren't allowed anywhere near the fricking city to greet
you with our most revered custom.
Yours sincerely,
Ken Briscoe
PO'ed resident
I have to get into the city tonight to visit my friend in the hospital. For
those of you familiar with Boston, here are my options:
Rt 24 North to Rt 93 North, risking massively backed up traffic (LA-like,
I'm sure), not to mention the all-too-real possibility of not even getting
on 93.
93 North, 7 or 8 miles to Exit 18, to Melnea Cass Blvd. Once off the
highway, I may be alright.
OR
Rt 24 North to Rt 93 South
Rt 93 South to Rt 95 North
95 N 15 miles or so to Rt 9 East, in Newton. Rush Hour on 95 is usually only
slightly more pleasant than 93. However, with 93 closed, it should be 100
times worse. Rt 9 is never a walk in the park either.
Once in Boston proper, I should be alright
All in all, I'm looking at a 35 mile ride tonight, which I'm expecting to
take upwards of 2 hours. Thank you, Democrats. I now hate you just as much
as Republicans. Now I have to vote for Nader? Christ.
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137945
Passwed 70-210
Well after two years of hard studying in the Nepal
Technology Centre I finally passed 70-210. With the help
of Ngueyn and my friend Contina I finally made the grade.
I want to thank TestKing for allowing me to focus on what
was REALLY on the test. Best 59.00 I ever spent. Better
than transcender in a way.
I am now an MCP.
I can take a break and get back into it shortly on to 70-
215.
Thanks to everyone for support and learning guidance day
in and day out. All day I study and I made good, finally.
Sathir Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137938
OT:the welsh
A ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local
sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so
he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me
to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: (in a panic) You can but she's a f*cking liar!" Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137904
OT: And I thought I knew how to waste time
http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/spiderman2qt.html
--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137886
looking for MCSE instructors in Central VA
Does anyone know where I can locate an MCSE 2003 trainer/intructor in
the central VA (i.e. Lynchburg) area? If so please contact me at
kslrobert@yahoo.com Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137832
OT: Diahreah From Hell
I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
worm fragments.
I'm still in pain.
Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
Ugh.
Thanks,
Danny Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137827
Exam 70-290 help please......
If you have passed MCSE exam 70-290 I really need your
help. I've had 3 goes at the exam now (@ $245 AUS per go)
& the best I've got is 695/700. I'm getting so frustrated
with it. I'm reading the self paced PDF training kit by
Dan Holme & Orin Thomas. Can anyone suggest anything else
I should be reading to getme over the line? I've tried
the only transcender & boson I could find which helped a
little but not enough to get me over the line. Any
replies (even with links) would be GREATLY appreciated.
Regards,
Kool Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137792
MS Press 70-290 book and Windows Server 2003 EE evaluation copy
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse:
I am working my way through [1] and have installed the
included evaluation copy of Windows Server 2003 Enterprise
Edition. I've noticed that group policy security and/or
other settings don't seem to take effect unless I reboot
the machine. I first noticed this when I turned off
password complexity requirements but couldn't create user
accounts with non-complex passwords. I noticed it again
when I did the exercises for Chapter 3, Lesson 4.
Any ideas?
TIA,
David
[1] Dan Holme and Orin Thomas, 2004, "MCSA/MCSE Self-Paced
Training Kit (Exam 70-290): Managing and Maintaining a
Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Environment", Microsoft
Press, ISBN 0-7356-1437-7. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137790
Virtual PC 2004 with Windows 2003?
Has anyone succesfully used Microsoft's Virtual PC 2004 with Windows
2003? I'm about to tear my hair out. I keep getting messages that
the server's clock in the virtual machine is out of sync with my
physical box running Windows Server 2003. These are some of the
errors I'm getting:
Event Type: Error
Event Source: Userenv
Event Category: None
Event ID: 1030
Date: 7/25/2004
Time: 6:01:04 PM
User: TAHOE\administrator
Computer: YUKON
Description:
Windows cannot query for the list of Group Policy objects. Check the
event log for possible messages previously logged by the policy
engine that describes the reason for this.
Event Type: Warning
Event Source: LSASRV
Event Category: SPNEGO (Negotiator)
Event ID: 40961
Date: 7/25/2004
Time: 6:00:32 PM
User: N/A
Computer: YUKON
Description:
The Security System could not establish a secured connection with the
server ldap/yukon.local.tahoe.com/local.tahoe.com@local.tahoe.com.
No authentication protocol was available.
Event Type: Warning
Event Source: LSASRV
Event Category: SPNEGO (Negotiator)
Event ID: 40960
Date: 7/25/2004
Time: 6:00:32 PM
User: N/A
Computer: YUKON
Description:
The Security System detected an authentication error for the server
ldap/yukon.local.tahoe.com/local.tahoe.com@local.tahoe.com. The
failure code from authentication protocol Kerberos was "The time at
the Primary Domain Controller is different than the time at the
Backup Domain Controller or member server by too large an amount.
(0xc0000133)".
Event Type: Warning
Event Source: LSASRV
Event Category: SPNEGO (Negotiator)
Event ID: 40961
Date: 7/25/2004
Time: 6:00:22 PM
User: N/A
Computer: YUKON
Description:
The Security System could not establish a secured connection with the
server cifs/tahoeman. No authentication protocol was available.
Event Type: Error
Event Source: Userenv
Event Category: None
Event ID: 1097
Date: 7/25/2004
Time: 6:01:04 PM
User: NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM
Computer: YUKON
Description:
Windows cannot find the machine account, The clocks on the client and
server machines are skewed. .
Maybe I should use VMware or something? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I tried
everything on Google. If I do a "net time \\tahoeman /set /y", I get
an access denied message and then if I run it again, it completes
succesfully, but I still get the error messages about Group Policy
and the clock skew in the event log.
Thanks,
Adam Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137785
When will the new format exam launch?????
I wrote the 70-214 (and passed) today and was disappointed it was the old
multiple choice format, I was kinda hoping it would be in the new format
--
Techie
MCNGP #21 Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137741
MCP Paassport
So what do you do if you never got your email telling you how do login to
the MCP site?
I have no clue on who to call. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137736
Single Dad Can't Format
I was told there was a command that I could run on my head
that erases everything even the boot sector.
See look here now I pay the nursery $125 a week to take
care of my kiddoze and cannot afford it any longer.
Therefore, I am looking for a more permanent solution to
my boot sector problem.
Hang in there single mom ... I know how you are feeling.
Maybe we can meet sometime and go over macro coad. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137733
New exam fomat question with 70-292 and 296
Hello,
I see some people talking about the "new" exam format for these tests. Is
the new format the type of questions that are included in the exam demo
download from MS. The type of questions would be drag and drop, reorder,
hot area type. I just want to make sure I am not missing anything.
Thanks
LC Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137730
70-229 and SQL file placement
I'm reading Thomas Moore's book for 70-229. It isn't as full of mistakes as
most study guides I have read, but some of what he says, I am just not too
sure about.
I'd like to get some feedback (arguments) going on SQL Server and file
placement. Of course, all this discussion should be based on Microsoft's
perceptions and the exam, which, I would bet money, are way out of step with
state of the art RAID systems in the real world.
Moore says that tables that are mostly constant but read a lot should be on
RAID 5. I think they should be on RAID 1, mirroring. Mirroring allows two
threads to access the disk mechanics simultaneously. RAID 5, on the other
hand, is faster for writing because it can drop off a few bytes on one
drive, then while the mechanics are doing their part, the controller has
already dropped off bytes to the other drives in the stripe. Do you agree?
He says that the log files should be on RAID 1 for reliability because they
are written to often. Well, any RAID except 0 gives data protection in the
event of a disk failure, but RAID 1 requires 2 writes for each single block
of data being saved. His reasoning is that calculating parity on a RAID 5
takes time. I think that calculating parity on a quality hardware RAID
controller will always be faster (a few hundred processor cycles at most)
than any hard drive with moving parts could possibly be. What do you think?
Or more important... what do you think Microsoft thinks?
Dale Preston
MCSE, MCDBA, MCAD Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137725
RE: Single Mom Cant Concentrate
Connie
You don't say how much time per day you are studying.
I recommend to my students that they take the material in
small amounts. My CCNA students have four hours of lab per
week and two hours of lecture per week. I recommend to
them that they take one hour per day 5 days a week to read
the material.
I also recommend to stop ready when you are getting
frustrated with the material and take a short break. You
will never learn anything when you are frustrated or
destracted. I would also recommend reading/studying when
your children are sleeping or busy with activities for a
specific period of time.
As for $50G position. You would have to be very lucky to
get a job like that. I would say you can expect anything
between $25G to $35 a year starting out. Don't expect to
see $50G until you have a proven track record.
Good luck!
RH
A+, Server+, CCNA, CCAI, CSSA, CCA, MCP
Ia m studying MCSE for College (got Pell grant) and I am
beginning to think its not for me because I cannot
concentrate on the material. I thought I could do all this
because my counselor said I could make 50k$ upon
graduation.
Is there a support group for single moms trying to be PC
people in a man's world???
I have no hope ...
. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137688
Single Mom Can't Concentrate
Ia m studying MCSE for College (got Pell grant) and I am
beginning to think its not for me because I cannot
concentrate on the material. I thought I could do all this
because my counselor said I could make 50k$ upon
graduation.
Is there a support group for single moms trying to be PC
people in a man's world???
I have no hope ... Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137660
CNE Vs. MCSE
Just wondering how many of you are dual certs. Novell and
Microsoft. Any specialist?
Thanks
Rich Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137653
[OT] For curry lovers everywhere
Shamelessly purloined from another NG.
$.50 to srs.
JaR
Burnin' Thug
To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" -
Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead
Naan, Dinner's Just Begun
But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away
Nann, ohhhh ohhhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
Curry On, Curry On
Cause Nothing Really Madras
Too Late,
My Dinners Gone
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji,
I've got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All
Guitar Solo (Or banjo depending on who you are!)
I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh,
Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely
Very Very Spicy
Meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a Nann
(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lava-try
Stand you Well Back
Cause the Loo is Quarantined...
Here it Comes
There it Goes
Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder
NO!
It's Coming up Again
(There he Goes)
I Chund-Its Coming back Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again
(No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knee's Im on my Knees
On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes
This Vindaloo
Its About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....
Guitar Solo
So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out
It Just had to Come Right out in Here
ohh yeah, ohh yeah
Naan bread really matters, onion bahji
Naan bread really matters,
Naan bread really matters...........to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137635
MCNGP Thugs
Every time I frequent this news group, I am left feeling
truly horrified
by the abusive attacks on people who are so generously
offering their
help to others or those who are simply seeking advice.
I am referring specifically about Sachin Soni and poor Amy.
What must
they think when they are subjected to such a torrent of
abuse? Sachin
was so graciously offering to share his undoubted high level
achievements with others, when he was hounded by you pack
of wolfs. No
doubt Sachin with never return to enlighten us with his
insight into his
certification success, which is a true lose to this
community. Poor Amy
was only enquiring for information about those fine
TestKing study
tools, and she received the same ravaging as Sachin. The
only crumb of
comfort from this ordeal is that all of you must be real
jealous of
Sachin's high level of personal achievements, something
none of you will
ever experience.
I really feel for these people, I know what it's like to
suffer at the
hands of you thugs; I am constantly reporting you to the
FBI for the
continuing barrage of virus laden emails I received each
and every day.
I guess the FBI must be to busy dealing the many other
complaints they
received about you, because I have yet to receive a reply
back from
them. It is such a waste that so much the FBI resources are
being wasted
hunting you people down when their resources would be
better used
hunting for those terrorists who threaten our fine nation.
Finally, it will no doubt give you immense pleasure knowing
that my poor
son never goes near the PC at home any more for fear of
opening one of
those vile emails. I sincerely believe that the experiences
he and I
have suffered at the hands of you mafia, will leave its
mark on him for
the rest of his life.
Maggie
Operations Systems Manager Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137575
MCSE! finally!
Finally MCSE today!
passed 70-219 with 875 points ... passingscore now is 700
[ used to be 613] the only exam i failed for once... had
hiabuv, fabricam, enchanted lakes and northwind traders...
last time i had state university, baldwin museum, global
business and trey researh [verry hard]... but this time i
passed! Now a beer and holliday!
CHEERS!
Arnold Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137548
Are that books enough?
Hi!
I am preparing for MCSE win 2003 Server.
I have some books:
MS Press Windows 2003 server readiness review suite
Syngress Books
70-294_book.pdf
70-297_book.pdf
70298_studyguide.pdf
Syngress 70-291.pdf
Syngress 70-293.pdf
Syngress Configuring and TroubleShooting Windows XP Prof.pdf
Syngress70-290_book.pdf
Testking
testking 70-290 Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003
Environment v6.0.pdf
testking 70-291 implementing, managing, and maintaining a microsoft windows
server 2003 network infrastructure v7.pdf
testking 70-293 Planning and Maintaining a Microsoft WindowsServer 2003
Network Infrastructure
v6.0.pdf
TestKing MCSE 70-292 Exam Q&A v11.1.pdf
Configuring and Troubleshooting Windows XP Professional.PDF
Encyclopedia of Networking.chm
Inside Windows 2000.chm
Microsoft Windows 2000 Server Administrators Companion.chm
Win2000-Server-Resource-Kit-TCPIP-Core-Networking-Guide.chm
Windows 2000 Professional Resource Kit.CHM
Windows 2000 Resource Kit - Server Operations Guide.chm
WinXPProRK.chm
Microsoft Press - Windows Server 2003 Administrator's PocketConsultant.chm
O'Reilly.Windows.Server.2003.In.A.Nutshell.chm
Wiley - Windows Server 2003 Weekend Crash Course.pdf
Windows.Server.2003.For.Dummies.chm
Addison Wesley - Inside Windows Server 2003_book.chm
Addison Wesley - The Ultimate Windows 2003 Server Admin Guide.chm
Hungry Minds - Windows 2000 Server Bible
HungryMinds - Active Directory Bible
MOC - 2272B Implementing and supporting WinXP.exe
MS Press - Windows XP Power Toolkit.chm
MS Press - Windows Security Inside Out.chm
QUE - MCSE 70-270 Windows XP Professional.pdf
MS Press - Windows XP INSIDE OUT.chm
A-List Publishing - Windows .NET Server 2003 Domains & Active Directory.chm
A-List Publishing - Windows Server 2003 Registry.chm
Addison Wesley - LDAP Directories Explained.chm
Addison Wesley - Understanding and Deploying LDAP Directory Services,
2nd.chm
Network+ Bible Certification.pdf
Network+ Bible Certification TestEnjine.exe
McGraw-Hill - IIS 6 The Complete Reference.chm
MOC - 2810A Fundamentals of Network security labs.exe
MOC - 2810A Fundamentals of Network security modules.exe
MS Press - Exchange 2K Server Admin Companion.CHM
MS Press - Exchange 2K Server Planning and Installation.chm
MS Press - Implementing and Administering Security in a MS Win2k Network
Exam 70-214.chm
MS Press - Inside Windows 2000.chm
MS Press - MCSE Managing.a.W2K.Network.2nd.chm
MS Press - MCSE Microsoft 2000 Network Infrastruct Admin.CHM
MS Press - Windows Security Tool Kit
MS Press - Microsoft Windows XP Registry Guide Book.pdf
MS Press - MS Windows Script Host 2.0 Developers Guide.chm
MS Press - Windows 2000 Active Directory Programming.CHM
Sams.Microsoft.Exchange.Server.2003.Delta.Guide
Sams.Microsoft.Exchange.Server.2003.Unleashed
Windows.Xp.For.Dummies
MSPress.exchange.server.2003.mcsa.mcse.training.kit
Are they good? Are they enough? Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137507
PKI for 70-293
hi professionals!
as i´ve read in further postings discussing pki is a mayor part of 70-293 i´d like to ask you which study materials have you taken to pass this examina, pki is a very interesting thing but i haven´t found ideal study guides for it
hope you will get me out of disaster, like to pass the examina in 2 weeks Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137493
E-learning Promotion
Anyone sign up for the Windows 2003 skills promo? (NFR Windows 2003, exam voucher and e-learning course.)
I have been waiting for 7 weeks for the NFR and exam voucher, and it seems that the people at the e-learning site don't know how to fulfill the order or direct me to someone who does. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137492
I feel loved and wanted
Earlier today, I responded to a questionable post with "Gimme an A"
When I returned to the newsgroup after an arduous day at the office, I
noticed the phrase was completed. Moreover, Kline(Chalk), the person who
coined the phrase finished it off. It was truly a touching moment when
Frisbee chimed in with (SPACEBAR). I am so choked with emotion. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137491
XP
Good day to all.
I took the XP exam today and scored 678...I'm annoyed. I prepared for the exam using the Exam Cram2, but I don't think it fully prepared me for the exam. Some of the questions I was totally clueless about and I studied that book from back to front...thrice!! Anyway, I'd like some advice as to which exams you (MCP'S) recommend? The exam cram2 exams for $50 (three or four exams) or the Measure Up exams?
Thanks Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137481
OT Network Engineer
here is another out of work network engineer, taking a new approach to his
employment search.
http://www.evilgenius.net/nancy/ne/37000078.html
C Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137467
a reminder of the past
here is a reminder of what someone else said a *long* time ago(august 28,
2003)
Ok I hate to say it but I think I am on the verge of crossing over. I have
been visiting the MCSA and MCSE groups a couple of times a day for the last
2 months. During this time I have come to the conclusion that if all these
people who ask these worthless questions get certified my MCSA/MCSE will
only garner me minimum wage if I am lucky. I have tried to be nice and post
useful information but the constant barrage of the same repetitive question
has pushed me to the limit. One would assume others could go to the MS train
cert section and download the completely obvious answers to these redundant
question. As said before by others, how are these people going to provide an
adequate level of support if they can not even do search on the MS web site
for training information. My next question is why can individuals not search
the 3563 post in the MCSA group and get the answer to their own questions.
Rant ove for now
Rick Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137428
I'm Strong Bad
Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand
over all your moneys in a paper and or plastic bag. Ladies, form a line to
my left for makeouts. Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Like I
said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video
games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The
Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of
multi-purpose criminal element.
Check me out!
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No, seriously, check me out.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_sb.html
Sooooo... take a look around.
http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?page=Strong+Bad
I strongly recommend checking out the Strong Bad E-Mails.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
And this cartoon's not bad.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/cantsayjob.html
And this game's pretty fun.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/talky2.html
I mean, I played it.
--
I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137314
OT: Two-fer!
I am proud to announce the posthumous confirmation of the coveted MCNGP
certification to two new members:
Samwise, MCNGP #37
Douglas Adams, MCNGP #42
Samwise was adopted from Kerpal himself, by our own JaR, after a nasty
incident with a girl kicking him. JaR nurtured Samwise back to health, and
taught him well the ways of the MCNGP. Alas, Samwise passed on to the great
doggie park in the sky before JaR could teach him to type A S S F U C K E R
with his paws. Welcome aboard, Samwise, and chase some rabbits up there.
Douglas Adams goes without saying. If you're an MCNGP and don't know who
this person was, I wouldn't admit to it, lest you be shunned by the others.
Word is that Douglas is working on his latest novel in the afterlife
entitled "The MCNGP Guide to USENET" and will be published as soon as he can
find someone to channel to.
Needless to say, Fed Ex does not deliver to the afterlife, so we're saving a
bundle on the welcome kits here.
--
Fris "They're on back-order anyway" bee®, MCNGP #13
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.tk
Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137307
Ping: MCNGP Pimps
Dear Sirs,
I regret to inform you that I shall no longer be able to click on anymore of
your http://www.outpimp.com/?x=xxxxxx links. I appreciate your patronage.
Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
--
TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
"Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137253
OT: PC use is dangerous
We're all in danger. Especially Neil.
http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1103-982610.html
If it wraps tinyurl it yourself. Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137252
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bye dear
sachin Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137168
70-215 Practice Exam Failure
Hi all,
I'm prepping for my 70-215 exam next Wednesday, and I try
to run the practice exam that came with my Microsoft
book, which has worked fine in the past, but now when I
run it, I get a script error saying
that 'objBigList.documentElement' is null or not an
object. I have no idea what that means, so I by it and
tell it to keep running scripts on the page. Problem is
when I start the exam, the whole screen in blank where
there used to be questions. Tried saying to not run
scripts, but same thing. I un-installed and re-
installed, but got the same message. Then I installed it
on a different machine, and still got the same message.
Anyone have any ideas, or how I can tell Microsoft about
this?
Thanks! Tag: Offered Job Need MCSE Quickly Tag: 137158
I am offered position with American defense company in
Dubai but need MCSE within 3 months.
What is the quickest way to get the certification?
"Miss Shimi Qualamba" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:513e01c473f2$4171bf70$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I am offered position with American defense company in
> Dubai but need MCSE within 3 months.
>
> What is the quickest way to get the certification?
"Miss Shimi Qualamba" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:513e01c473f2$4171bf70$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I am offered position with American defense company in
> Dubai but need MCSE within 3 months.
>
> What is the quickest way to get the certification?
Wire transfer me $20,000 USD and I will mail your
certificate and pin.
>-----Original Message-----
>I am offered position with American defense company in
>Dubai but need MCSE within 3 months.
>
>What is the quickest way to get the certification?
>.
>