http://entmag.com/news/article.asp?EditorialsID=7556

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Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by kpg

kpg
Tue Jun 27 13:09:10 CDT 2006

As Neil once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> http://entmag.com/news/article.asp?EditorialsID=7556


hmmmm...


kp "double the India workforce" g



Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by FrisbeeŽ

Frisbee®
Tue Jun 27 13:10:44 CDT 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://entmag.com/news/article.asp?EditorialsID=7556

You know, this is truly disturbing.

You know what else... I probably should be discussing this over in the
private forums instead of here.



Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by Consultant

Consultant
Tue Jun 27 13:34:43 CDT 2006

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by Jtyc

Jtyc
Tue Jun 27 13:46:41 CDT 2006

> You know, this is truly disturbing.

Sounds like good news to me. Training quality will drop, less people will
know how to implement Microsoft solutions, more work for me!

Yay!



Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by JaR

JaR
Tue Jun 27 13:55:53 CDT 2006

On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:34:43 -0700, Consultant cast into the ether:

> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>
> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97EF8A955A78Aneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> http://entmag.com/news/article.asp?EditorialsID=7556
>>
>> --
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>>
>> - Like, what am I supposed to put HERE?

AOL!

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Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by Cerebrus

Cerebrus
Tue Jun 27 14:18:32 CDT 2006


Jtyc wrote:
> > You know, this is truly disturbing.
>
> Sounds like good news to me. Training quality will drop, less people will
> know how to implement Microsoft solutions, more work for me!
>
> Yay!

Hmmm....

I don't see the cause for worry. It may be that they're finding better
people for the job (as in "3rd party"). Sounds more like MS is facing a
cash crunch, though. (which I choose not to believe.)


Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by kpg

kpg
Tue Jun 27 14:25:09 CDT 2006

> I don't see the cause for worry. It may be that they're finding better
> people for the job (as in "3rd party"). Sounds more like MS is facing
> a cash crunch, though. (which I choose not to believe.)

I blame Bill Gates.

Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by JaR

JaR
Tue Jun 27 14:31:05 CDT 2006

On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:25:09 -0700, kpg cast into the ether:

>
> I blame Bill Gates.

You can't do that anymore. He's running for saint.

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Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by Jtyc

Jtyc
Tue Jun 27 14:59:11 CDT 2006

> Sounds more like MS is facing a cash crunch

No chance in hell. 35 Billion in cash reserves last I checked.



Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by MitchS

MitchS
Tue Jun 27 15:00:25 CDT 2006

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.06.27.19.31.05.879702@lakabux.com...
> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:25:09 -0700, kpg cast into the ether:
>
>>
>> I blame Bill Gates.
>
> You can't do that anymore. He's running for saint.

He only needs 3 more miracles and death.

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Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by FrisbeeŽ

Frisbee®
Tue Jun 27 15:05:51 CDT 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:ucm2XQimGHA.3980@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> Sounds more like MS is facing a cash crunch
>
> No chance in hell. 35 Billion in cash reserves last I checked.

They just need someone to budget their money for them.

I'm good at it, just ask my wife!



Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by FrisbeeŽ

Frisbee®
Tue Jun 27 15:10:29 CDT 2006

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:eKZsARimGHA.4164@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
> news:pan.2006.06.27.19.31.05.879702@lakabux.com...
>> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:25:09 -0700, kpg cast into the ether:
>>
>>>
>>> I blame Bill Gates.
>>
>> You can't do that anymore. He's running for saint.
>
> He only needs 3 more miracles and death.

His first miracle was this (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Kildall):

In 1980, IBM approached Digital Research for a version of CP/M for its
upcoming IBM PC. Legend has it that Kildall snubbed the IBM representatives
by going flying in his Pitts Special (an aerobatic biplane) for several
hours. Although widespread, the story is generally not accepted to be true
because it was Kildall's wife, Dorothy, who handled business negotiations,
not Kildall himself. Another story has it that IBM representatives wanted
Dorothy to sign their standard non-disclosure agreement, which Dorothy
considered overly burdensome. Kildall associate Gordon Eubanks has said that
the non-disclosure was signed, but that Kildall was not enthusiastic about
porting CP/M to the IBM PC's 8088 processor[1]. IBM related the story to
Bill Gates, who was already providing the ROM BASIC interpreter for the PC,
and Gates offered to provide an operating system as well, but he did not own
one at the time. Seattle Computer Products was building a computer around
the new Intell 8088 chip, and they needed a operating system for it. Tim
Paterson, one of their employees, wrote QDOS, which stands for "Quick and
Dirty Operating System." Gates obtained rights to it and licensed it to IBM,
thus beginning MS-DOS/PC-DOS.



Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by kpg

kpg
Tue Jun 27 15:11:48 CDT 2006

As MitchS once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\199983.htm (6/27/2006
> 3:10:37 PM) # "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
> news:pan.2006.06.27.19.31.05.879702@lakabux.com...
>> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:25:09 -0700, kpg cast into the ether:
>>
>>>
>>> I blame Bill Gates.
>>
>> You can't do that anymore. He's running for saint.
>
> He only needs 3 more miracles and death.

3 more? You only need 3 - total.

Let's see...does ME count as a miricle? It made me
call unto God more than once.

Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by kpg

kpg
Tue Jun 27 15:18:48 CDT 2006

As Frisbee® once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> His first miracle was this (from
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Kildall):
>
> In 1980, IBM approached Digital Research for a version of CP/M for its
> upcoming IBM PC. Legend has it that Kildall snubbed the IBM
> representatives by going flying in his Pitts Special (an aerobatic
> biplane) for several hours. Although widespread, the story is
> generally not accepted to be true because it was Kildall's wife,
> Dorothy, who handled business negotiations, not Kildall himself.
> Another story has it that IBM representatives wanted Dorothy to sign
> their standard non-disclosure agreement, which Dorothy considered
> overly burdensome. Kildall associate Gordon Eubanks has said that the
> non-disclosure was signed, but that Kildall was not enthusiastic about
> porting CP/M to the IBM PC's 8088 processor[1]. IBM related the story
> to Bill Gates, who was already providing the ROM BASIC interpreter for
> the PC, and Gates offered to provide an operating system as well, but
> he did not own one at the time. Seattle Computer Products was building
> a computer around the new Intell 8088 chip, and they needed a
> operating system for it. Tim Paterson, one of their employees, wrote
> QDOS, which stands for "Quick and Dirty Operating System." Gates
> obtained rights to it and licensed it to IBM, thus beginning
> MS-DOS/PC-DOS.


That's not a miricle. He just used the force:

Bill: "You don't want the rights to the O/S"

IBM: "We don't want the rights to the O/S"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by Consultant

Consultant
Tue Jun 27 15:20:36 CDT 2006

does gettin home in one piece after a nite of drinking count? how about
surviving the wrath of an angry wife that found an email from a chick at
work?


"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
> news:pan.2006.06.27.19.31.05.879702@lakabux.com...
>> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:25:09 -0700, kpg cast into the ether:
>>
>>>
>>> I blame Bill Gates.
>>
>> You can't do that anymore. He's running for saint.
>
> He only needs 3 more miracles and death.
>
> --
> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
> Stupidity on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
>
>



Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by FrisbeeŽ

Frisbee®
Tue Jun 27 15:40:48 CDT 2006

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OJ3qncimGHA.3732@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> does gettin home in one piece after a nite of drinking count? how about
> surviving the wrath of an angry wife that found an email from a chick at
> work?

Bill drinks? And Melinda found an e-mail of his? You'd think Bill would
password protect his Outlook Express account.



RE: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by vlape

vlape
Tue Jun 27 20:09:01 CDT 2006

India??

// southpark voice // They took our jobs!

"Neil" wrote:

> http://entmag.com/news/article.asp?EditorialsID=7556
>
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Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by Neil

Neil
Tue Jun 27 21:03:50 CDT 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
news:eNxk6nimGHA.4700@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> You'd think Bill would
> password protect his Outlook Express account.
>

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

*sniff*

hehehehe, executives actually foloowing sec audit
recommendations...that's for the minions....snert...

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Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by MitchS

MitchS
Wed Jun 28 08:39:20 CDT 2006

> As MitchS once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\199983.htm (6/27/2006
>> 3:10:37 PM) # "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
>> news:pan.2006.06.27.19.31.05.879702@lakabux.com...
>>> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:25:09 -0700, kpg cast into the ether:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> I blame Bill Gates.
>>>
>>> You can't do that anymore. He's running for saint.
>>
>> He only needs 3 more miracles and death.
>
> 3 more? You only need 3 - total.

My point exactly.

> Let's see...does ME count as a miricle? It made me
> call unto God more than once.

Miracles tend to lead to thanks being sent up, not a frantic search for the
spoon to gouge your own eyes out.

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Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 28 08:53:47 CDT 2006

On Jun 27, 2006 at 4:11pm "kpg" blathered:

> Let's see...does ME count as a miricle? It made me
> call unto God more than once.

Windows ME: The REAL y2k bug.

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Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by Cerebrus

Cerebrus
Wed Jun 28 13:14:34 CDT 2006


TechGeekPro wrote:

> Windows ME: The REAL y2k bug.

Anyone know of a site that details all the little and big things that
were wrong with Windows ME ?? Thankfully, I was spared from ever having
to use it, but I'm curious.


Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by LnkWizard2

LnkWizard2
Wed Jun 28 13:28:41 CDT 2006


"Cerebrus" <zorg007@sify.com> wrote in message
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>
> TechGeekPro wrote:
>
>> Windows ME: The REAL y2k bug.
>
> Anyone know of a site that details all the little and big things that
> were wrong with Windows ME ?? Thankfully, I was spared from ever having
> to use it, but I'm curious.
>

I never had a problem with it, but I guess others have.



Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by kpg

kpg
Wed Jun 28 13:52:08 CDT 2006

As LnkWizard2 once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> I never had a problem with it, but I guess others have.

The problem was System Restore - it can't be tunned off.

It turned DLL He11 into a reality.

Re: OT:things that make you go hmmmmm by Kline

Kline
Wed Jun 28 14:10:28 CDT 2006

>India??
>
>// southpark voice // They took our jobs!

funny

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3