OT:Something to make you cringe

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1000512456326729063&hl=en

SFW

OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 11:44:02 CDT 2006

> SFW

Seen it before

CBIC
Wed Sep 20 11:47:33 CDT 2006


"OTHMAN" <OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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>> SFW
>
> Seen it before

Congratulations

kpg
Wed Sep 20 12:11:44 CDT 2006

As CBIC once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1000512456326729063&hl=en

I hope that's not real.

kp "That guy should drink more milk." g

CBIC
Wed Sep 20 12:53:52 CDT 2006


"kpg" <no@way.com> wrote in message
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> As CBIC once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1000512456326729063&hl=en
>
> I hope that's not real.
>

Not sure if real or not but looked painful therefore my desire to share it.
You know the ol' "it's not me so it's funny"

Jtyc
Wed Sep 20 13:05:58 CDT 2006

Was that Joe Theisman?

CBIC
Wed Sep 20 13:17:17 CDT 2006


"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
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> Was that Joe Theisman?
>
Couldn't have been. You didn't see bone.

Thor
Wed Sep 20 13:39:03 CDT 2006

are you the Iceman?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWVPoAZ3wFs
eh, no not Chuck Lidell...

"OTHMAN" <OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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>> SFW
>
> Seen it before

LRM
Wed Sep 20 21:41:00 CDT 2006

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1000512456326729063&hl=en
>
> SFW
>
This is one of those things I'm not meant to understand right?

CBIC
Thu Sep 21 08:06:46 CDT 2006


"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
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> "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:OKEhnMN3GHA.5000@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1000512456326729063&hl=en
>>
>> SFW
>>
> This is one of those things I'm not meant to understand right?
>
I thought we had that worked out. You understand why we enjoy such things
you just choose not to participate. BTW please let Neil out of your torture
chamber for a bit. The NG is dead. How many others do you have in there?
Con, JaR, Keyboard Cowboy? TGP? Where are they at?

Frisbee®
Thu Sep 21 08:15:37 CDT 2006

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
> news:%23W5YhdS3GHA.5032@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:OKEhnMN3GHA.5000@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1000512456326729063&hl=en
>>>
>>> SFW
>>>
>> This is one of those things I'm not meant to understand right?
>>
> I thought we had that worked out. You understand why we enjoy such things
> you just choose not to participate. BTW please let Neil out of your
> torture chamber for a bit. The NG is dead. How many others do you have in
> there? Con, JaR, Keyboard Cowboy? TGP? Where are they at?

JaR was in a different kind of torture chamber, but at least he had some
meds.

I think she's been playing with Kline way too long.

OTHMAN
Thu Sep 21 08:20:02 CDT 2006

> Con, JaR, Keyboard Cowboy? TGP? Where are they at?

What happen to David?

CBIC
Thu Sep 21 08:25:25 CDT 2006


"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> JaR was in a different kind of torture chamber, but at least he had some
> meds.
>
Forgot about that until I stopped by the clubhouse

> I think she's been playing with Kline way too long.
>
I know. We want all our MIA's back.

CBIC
Thu Sep 21 08:26:35 CDT 2006


"OTHMAN" <OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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>> Con, JaR, Keyboard Cowboy? TGP? Where are they at?
>
> What happen to David?

I believe his compound was burned to the ground by federal agents.

OTHMAN
Thu Sep 21 08:35:03 CDT 2006

> I believe his compound was burned to the ground by federal agents.

Are you sure? or Maybe he lost his classes, and he is unable to get out.

CBIC
Thu Sep 21 08:44:07 CDT 2006


"OTHMAN" <OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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>> I believe his compound was burned to the ground by federal agents.
>
> Are you sure?

D@mn right! I watched it on Fox News.

OTHMAN
Thu Sep 21 08:52:01 CDT 2006

This one w'll help

This cow is ready to hump anything in its path, even the farmer.
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/Video.asp?ID=644

Look at the flame this woman creates with her ass.
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=643

OTHMAN
Thu Sep 21 09:08:02 CDT 2006

> D@mn right! I watched it on Fox News.
>
I have seen it on Sky News

Neil
Thu Sep 21 09:42:31 CDT 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:uhaZNGY3GHA.3344@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

>
> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:eqvwEAY3GHA.324@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
>> JaR was in a different kind of torture chamber, but at least he had
>> some meds.
>>
> Forgot about that until I stopped by the clubhouse
>
>> I think she's been playing with Kline way too long.
>>
> I know. We want all our MIA's back.
>
>

you're treading on dangerous grounds there. Maybe in November. I'm crazy
busy and have been thinkin it might be time to drop this addition cold
turkey!

I do miss the old crew though...

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CBIC
Thu Sep 21 09:49:05 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> you're treading on dangerous grounds there. Maybe in November. I'm crazy
> busy and have been thinkin it might be time to drop this addition cold
> turkey!
>
If you're looking for someone to dare you to post 1500 again I'm not drunk
enough to do it YET!!!

> I do miss the old crew though...

I'd give a week's pay to have it like it was just for a day.
*sigh*

Neil
Thu Sep 21 10:28:11 CDT 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in news:OXNc#
0Y3GHA.1256@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> I'd give a week's pay to have it like it was just for a day.
> *sigh*
>

send me your cash and I will post 75 times today...

;)

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OTHMAN
Thu Sep 21 10:41:03 CDT 2006

> send me your cash and I will post 75 times today...

use /ca$h£mov/ - to transfer the money.

18% share, agree

CBIC
Thu Sep 21 10:55:26 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns984574AD77E7Cneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in news:OXNc#
> 0Y3GHA.1256@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
>> I'd give a week's pay to have it like it was just for a day.
>> *sigh*
>>
>
> send me your cash and I will post 75 times today...
>
I'd do it to have the whole bunch back together for a day. Let's see now, a
week's pay divided by, what are we up to now, 54 members. I'd have to send
you each 37 cents.

Neil
Thu Sep 21 11:09:46 CDT 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:eVVPGaZ3GHA.1288@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> I'd do it to have the whole bunch back together for a day. Let's see
> now, a week's pay divided by, what are we up to now, 54 members. I'd
> have to send you each 37 cents.
>

if you can get all 54 (including D. Adams and Samwise) to post, I will do
75 before midnight, no charge...

(giving up 37 cents goes against my better nature, but I am a generous guy)

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BD
Thu Sep 21 11:23:40 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what CBIC (spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com) graced us with in
%23sRnbmZ3GHA.4764@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl?<<
> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns98457BB9EC775neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
>> if you can get all 54 (including D. Adams and Samwise) to post, I
>> will do 75 before midnight, no charge...
>>
>> (giving up 37 cents goes against my better nature, but I am a
>> generous guy)
>
> Those 2 might be tough to get to post. Something should be done
> though, did you see who the top poster is for the month? That's just
> wrong.
eh....he's still nowhere close to the All-Time Top Posters.
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CBIC
Thu Sep 21 11:29:23 CDT 2006


"BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
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> eh....he's still nowhere close to the All-Time Top Posters.

So this is just short term h3ll then? That makes me feel better.

CBIC
Thu Sep 21 11:17:28 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98457BB9EC775neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...

> if you can get all 54 (including D. Adams and Samwise) to post, I will do
> 75 before midnight, no charge...
>
> (giving up 37 cents goes against my better nature, but I am a generous
> guy)

Those 2 might be tough to get to post. Something should be done though, did
you see who the top poster is for the month? That's just wrong.

BD
Thu Sep 21 11:32:24 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what CBIC (spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com) graced us with in
%23hRZ$sZ3GHA.3428@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl?<<
> "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
> news:OjJiDqZ3GHA.3428@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
>> eh....he's still nowhere close to the All-Time Top Posters.
>
> So this is just short term h3ll then? That makes me feel better.
>
I guess you could look at it that way, I really don't think he'll be here long
enough though.
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CBIC
Thu Sep 21 11:39:02 CDT 2006


"BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
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>> So this is just short term h3ll then? That makes me feel better.
>>
> I guess you could look at it that way, I really don't think he'll be here
> long
> enough though.

I'll get busy ignoring him to help shorten his stay. ;)

Frisbee®
Thu Sep 21 11:41:20 CDT 2006

"BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
news:ekNj7uZ3GHA.1040@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>>>Did you see what CBIC (spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com) graced us with in
> %23hRZ$sZ3GHA.3428@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl?<<
>> "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
>> news:OjJiDqZ3GHA.3428@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>
>>> eh....he's still nowhere close to the All-Time Top Posters.
>>
>> So this is just short term h3ll then? That makes me feel better.
>>
> I guess you could look at it that way, I really don't think he'll be here
> long
> enough though.

I think that's wishful thinking. I say he's a cockroach that could survive
a nuclear war.

Even the Orkin man is askeered of the lamer.

CBIC
Thu Sep 21 11:47:14 CDT 2006


"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> I think that's wishful thinking. I say he's a cockroach that could
> survive a nuclear war.
>
> Even the Orkin man is askeered of the lamer.
>
>
I thought that about EPox and look how short its stay was here.

Neil
Thu Sep 21 13:36:53 CDT 2006

did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> say in
news:OjJiDqZ3GHA.3428@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> eh....he's still nowhere close to the All-Time Top Posters.

I will hold that title forever ('specially when you add both of the
accounts together [1st + 3rd])

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CBIC
Thu Sep 21 13:42:43 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> I will hold that title forever ('specially when you add both of the
> accounts together [1st + 3rd])
>
Undoubtedly. I noticed I'm just a tad over 1400 with my current address.
Only took me about 2 years. Oh well, it's about quality not quantity ;)

Neil
Thu Sep 21 14:11:53 CDT 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:Od7ds3a3GHA.1268@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> Oh well, it's about quality not quantity ;)

no, it's not.

...not here anyway...

and when dealin with my Mrs...

...and my paycheck...

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~~~
Thu Sep 21 16:56:15 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> send me your cash OR I will post 75 times today...

IFYPFY

Neil
Thu Sep 21 18:14:35 CDT 2006

did you hear "~~~ A Rock That God Can't Lift [28:06:42:12] ~~~"
<http://www.planetoftheheads.com> say in news:ecBc7gc3GHA.1060
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

>
> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns984574AD77E7Cneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
>> send me your cash OR I will post 75 times today...
>
> IFYPFY
>
>
>

pffffffftttt, I could do it for fun too

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JaR
Sat Sep 23 10:05:58 CDT 2006

On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:17:28 -0500, CBIC cast into the ether:

>
> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns98457BB9EC775neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
>> if you can get all 54 (including D. Adams and Samwise) to post, I will do
>> 75 before midnight, no charge...
>>
>> (giving up 37 cents goes against my better nature, but I am a generous
>> guy)
>
> Those 2 might be tough to get to post. Something should be done though, did
> you see who the top poster is for the month? That's just wrong.

Well, in the spirit of the thing, I guess I could dig up one of Sam's
dewclaws and use it to poke out a couple of sentences for him. After all,
he's right out in the back yard, under the rhubarb.

Anything to help the cause.

--
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MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
Remove hat to reply

Neil
Sat Sep 23 11:07:22 CDT 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:pan.2006.09.23.15.05.58.10772@lakabux.com:

> Well, in the spirit of the thing, I guess I could dig up one of Sam's
> dewclaws and use it to poke out a couple of sentences for him. After all,
> he's right out in the back yard, under the rhubarb.
>
> Anything to help the cause.

so long as you're using your own keyboard.

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