OPEN LETTER TO MICROSOFT RE: mcngp

STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees. Their removal from
this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an excellent
action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible the competition
won't accept them either. If they, the members of the mcngp, would put as
much effort into their IT responsibilities as they do into attempting to
diminish the Microsoft credential, they may at some time be considered
candidates for apprentice positions. If in the rare event that some of the
mcngp posters are in fact Microsoft Cerified, I move that Microsoft void
their certifications for "failing to represent IAW...."
In closing, I call on all mcngp membership that continues to hide behind
their alias. Come forth, identify yourselves, post your MCP# (if you really
have one) along with your mcngp# Show all who the "wannabees" are.

Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc
Rockledge, Florida USA

Mary
Sun Sep 11 13:44:50 CDT 2005

"=?Utf-8?B?ZjVtYW4=?=" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:A4AD8FDB-4184-4FC6-A101-64F3600F4EF5@microsoft.com:

> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees. Their removal
> from this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an
> excellent action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible
> the competition won't accept them either. If they, the members of the
> mcngp, would put as much effort into their IT responsibilities as they
> do into attempting to diminish the Microsoft credential, they may at
> some time be considered candidates for apprentice positions. If in the
> rare event that some of the mcngp posters are in fact Microsoft
> Cerified, I move that Microsoft void their certifications for "failing
> to represent IAW...." In closing, I call on all mcngp membership that
> continues to hide behind their alias. Come forth, identify yourselves,
> post your MCP# (if you really have one) along with your mcngp# Show
> all who the "wannabees" are.
>
> Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
> Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc
> Rockledge, Florida USA



Hey baby, I just wanted to drop by and tell you how proud I am of you for
taking on these sleazy scum bag MCNGP's. They are ruining the Microsoft
experience for all of us. Shame on you MCNGP. Shame. Shame. SHAME!!

Oh honey, one more thing. Do you mind picking up some groceries on your
way home. We need flax seed bread, crest toothpaste and diapers size 8
for the baby.

Love you forever.
MJ




Mary Jane Munsell
Orange Computers and File Servers Inc.
1724 South Bumby Avenue
Orlando, FL 32806 USA

/*
Sun Sep 11 16:11:23 CDT 2005

Open Letter To Microsoft Re: Anti-MCNGP Mongoloids

Stop the polluting of this forum by the Anti-Fun NetCop "This Message Is Off
Topic" wannabees. Their removal from this planet, and entry into a
subterranean pit of intense flame and suffering, would be an excellent
action to take, but on the other hand, it's possible that this pit is
precisely where they've emereged from. If they, the unfun potato bangers of
the uninitiated, would put as much effort into their hairstyles as they do
in attempting to diminish the MCNGP credential, they may at some time be
considered candidates for appropriate sensual positions. If in the rare
event that some of these posters have ever reproduced, I move that Microsoft
void their offspring for "failing to represent valid DNA".

In closing, I call on all Munsens of the world to come forth, identify
yourselves, and show all who the "wannabees" are.

Microcephalic S. Bob
MCNGP #46 - http://www.mcngp.com/ - no man is a failure that has friends...
that are worse failures.

"f5man" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:A4AD8FDB-4184-4FC6-A101-64F3600F4EF5@microsoft.com...
> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees. Their removal from
> this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an excellent
> action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible the competition
> won't accept them either. If they, the members of the mcngp, would put as
> much effort into their IT responsibilities as they do into attempting to
> diminish the Microsoft credential, they may at some time be considered
> candidates for apprentice positions. If in the rare event that some of the
> mcngp posters are in fact Microsoft Cerified, I move that Microsoft void
> their certifications for "failing to represent IAW...."
> In closing, I call on all mcngp membership that continues to hide behind
> their alias. Come forth, identify yourselves, post your MCP# (if you
> really
> have one) along with your mcngp# Show all who the "wannabees" are.
>
> Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
> Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc
> Rockledge, Florida USA

lowdes
Sun Sep 11 20:06:26 CDT 2005

Like they are going to post that. . ..

"f5man" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:A4AD8FDB-4184-4FC6-A101-64F3600F4EF5@microsoft.com...
> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees. Their removal from
> this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an excellent
> action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible the competition
> won't accept them either. If they, the members of the mcngp, would put as
> much effort into their IT responsibilities as they do into attempting to
> diminish the Microsoft credential, they may at some time be considered
> candidates for apprentice positions. If in the rare event that some of the
> mcngp posters are in fact Microsoft Cerified, I move that Microsoft void
> their certifications for "failing to represent IAW...."
> In closing, I call on all mcngp membership that continues to hide behind
> their alias. Come forth, identify yourselves, post your MCP# (if you
> really
> have one) along with your mcngp# Show all who the "wannabees" are.
>
> Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
> Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc
> Rockledge, Florida USA

Wayne
Sun Sep 11 20:45:05 CDT 2005

Why would you want to see my qualifications? We try to keep the newsgroup
free of people wanting to cheat and asking basic questions that a simple
search on either google or microsoft.com would answer. This is an MCSE ng,
if people want to earn this certification, they should be able to do some
very basic research first, not expect answers on a platter.

Wayne McGlinn
Brisbane, Oz
MCNGP Silver

"f5man" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:A4AD8FDB-4184-4FC6-A101-64F3600F4EF5@microsoft.com...
> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees. Their removal from
> this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an excellent
> action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible the competition
> won't accept them either. <snip opinion to save space>

lowdes
Sun Sep 11 20:59:40 CDT 2005

Why would showing your qualifcations cause any of what you state below to
happen?
Your are just like the rest of the MCNGP's . . . .


"Wayne" <wayne@briz.oz> wrote in message
news:OoAHiuztFHA.1256@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Why would you want to see my qualifications? We try to keep the newsgroup
> free of people wanting to cheat and asking basic questions that a simple
> search on either google or microsoft.com would answer. This is an MCSE ng,
> if people want to earn this certification, they should be able to do some
> very basic research first, not expect answers on a platter.
>
> Wayne McGlinn
> Brisbane, Oz
> MCNGP Silver
>
> "f5man" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:A4AD8FDB-4184-4FC6-A101-64F3600F4EF5@microsoft.com...
>> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees. Their removal from
>> this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an excellent
>> action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible the
>> competition
>> won't accept them either. <snip opinion to save space>
>
>

/*
Sun Sep 11 21:21:23 CDT 2005

"lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:gi5Ve.28138$mb4.15446@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> Why would showing your qualifcations cause any of what you state below to
> happen?

First, [chortle].

Next, he wasn't suggesting that people will cheat if you see his
qualifications. That was a separate point from the rest of the posting.

> Your are just like the rest of the MCNGP's . . . .

[please reference the post before this and the section on 'proofreading'.]

Your are be not to tell me what me be just like. Your are be dum an me not
tok to u.

Microcephalic S. Bob

> > "Wayne" <wayne@briz.oz> wrote in message
> news:OoAHiuztFHA.1256@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> Why would you want to see my qualifications? We try to keep the newsgroup
>> free of people wanting to cheat and asking basic questions that a simple
>> search on either google or microsoft.com would answer. This is an MCSE
>> ng, if people want to earn this certification, they should be able to do
>> some very basic research first, not expect answers on a platter.
>>
>> Wayne McGlinn
>> Brisbane, Oz
>> MCNGP Silver

T-Bone
Mon Sep 12 08:02:34 CDT 2005

"f5man" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees.
<snippage>

If you actually read the newsgroups, which I see you can't because you
aren't using a real newsreader, you might be surprised what you find out
about the only MS representative who hangs out in this group.

> their certifications for "failing to represent IAW...."

I thought the IAW were focusing on Ford this time around, not newsgroups.
--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

Frisbee®
Mon Sep 12 08:21:48 CDT 2005

"f5man" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:A4AD8FDB-4184-4FC6-A101-64F3600F4EF5@microsoft.com...
> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees.

Good luck with that.

> Their removal from
> this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an excellent
> action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible the competition
> won't accept them either.

We are in many forums. By mentioning "our competitors [sic] forums", you
imply you are an employee of Microsoft.

> If they, the members of the mcngp, would put as
> much effort into their IT responsibilities as they do into attempting to
> diminish the Microsoft credential, they may at some time be considered
> candidates for apprentice positions.

None of us "diminish" the Microsoft credential. Most of us HAVE various
Microsoft credentials, as well as other credentials.

> If in the rare event that some of the
> mcngp posters are in fact Microsoft Cerified, I move that Microsoft void
> their certifications for "failing to represent IAW...."

Microsoft revokes certifications for cheating. The MCNGP is about
discouraging cheating. You really need to buy a clue.

> In closing, I call on all mcngp membership that continues to hide behind
> their alias. Come forth, identify yourselves, post your MCP# (if you
> really
> have one) along with your mcngp# Show all who the "wannabees" are.

Posting one's MCP number would be rather lame. Anyone can google my posts
and find out what my real name is, as well as some other posters.

> Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
> Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc
> Rockledge, Florida USA

Y'all have a nice disc golf course down there in Rockledge. It's a
pay-for-play course, though.

You seem to be pretty proud of that alphabet soup there, Michael. Don't you
think, though, that it's a bit silly to include MCP in that list?

Later, Chief!

C
Mon Sep 12 09:34:13 CDT 2005

actually, microsoft is aware of our identies, as we've had web and
conference calls with them on occasions.


"f5man" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:A4AD8FDB-4184-4FC6-A101-64F3600F4EF5@microsoft.com...
> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees. Their removal from
> this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an excellent
> action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible the competition
> won't accept them either. If they, the members of the mcngp, would put as
> much effort into their IT responsibilities as they do into attempting to
> diminish the Microsoft credential, they may at some time be considered
> candidates for apprentice positions. If in the rare event that some of the
> mcngp posters are in fact Microsoft Cerified, I move that Microsoft void
> their certifications for "failing to represent IAW...."
> In closing, I call on all mcngp membership that continues to hide behind
> their alias. Come forth, identify yourselves, post your MCP# (if you
> really
> have one) along with your mcngp# Show all who the "wannabees" are.
>
> Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
> Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc
> Rockledge, Florida USA

Jtyc
Mon Sep 12 10:41:05 CDT 2005


I'm A+ certified, I don't need to lower myself to your level.

JaR
Mon Sep 12 11:03:40 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?ZjVtYW4=?= spewed across the
ether:

> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees.

Hot diggety! Are you going to mount a crusade against us? Cool, it's been
really boring in here lately. Nothing like a good crusade to rally the
troops, as it were. Bring it on, Michael Munsell of Orange Computers and
File Servers, Inc. We love a challenge.

--
J.R. Jones
Chief Cook and Bottlewasher, LakaBux Computer Services
MCP, MCSA, A+, Net+, DCSE, CSA, MCNGP, BA, HS Grad, JH Grad, Elem Sch Grad,
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Neil
Mon Sep 12 11:03:09 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:un$hkB7tFHA.1028
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> I'm A+ certified, I don't need to lower myself to your level.

PFFFFFFFFFFFT!

DANGIT! That coffee was fresh!

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.

MitchS
Mon Sep 12 11:04:14 CDT 2005

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:un$hkB7tFHA.1028@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>
> I'm A+ certified, I don't need to lower myself to your level.

PLEASE BE TELLING ME WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD DUMPS FOR THIS A+ CERTIFIED YOU
SPEAK OF.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCSA, A+(OH WAIT I MUST BE HAVING DUMPS ALREADY, NEVERMIND), Net+, CCNA

Neil
Mon Sep 12 11:20:01 CDT 2005

did you hear "=?Utf-8?B?ZjVtYW4=?=" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com>
say in news:A4AD8FDB-4184-4FC6-A101-64F3600F4EF5@microsoft.com:

> If they, the members of the mcngp, would put as
> much effort into their IT responsibilities as they do into attempting
> to diminish the Microsoft credential, they may at some time be
> considered candidates for apprentice positions.

yes, we should let all of the dumpers have thier way. That wont hurt the
certification. Or hand hold all of the people who couldn't find their
backside with both hands, those are the folks that will improve the
status of the cert.

> If in the rare event
> that some of the mcngp posters are in fact Microsoft Cerified,

I am

> I move
> that Microsoft void their certifications for "failing to represent
> IAW...."

wonder how Ben would feel about that? I do value my certs, even though
others don't. I also value other certs than MS and even more so I value
actual knowledge. I know of at least one highly skilled person who trains
on a regular basis who feels that it is better not to go with the MCT
cert and just teach. Too hard to maintain the MS requirements and it's
just plain better to be good at what you do.

> In closing, I call on all mcngp membership that continues to
> hide behind their alias. Come forth, identify yourselves, post your
> MCP# (if you really have one) along with your mcngp# Show all who the
> "wannabees" are.
>

My Alias? It's my name, what do you want out of me? Cripes, google for it
and if you can't figure out who I am after a bit of research...As for my
MCP ID, MS knows full well who I am. You don't need to know it, unless
you are trying to turn this into a p!$$ing contest. In which case, you
may be disappointed in the outcome.

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Beta: Latin for "still doesn't work."

Jtyc
Mon Sep 12 11:23:50 CDT 2005

> unless you are trying to turn this into a p!$$ing contest. In which case,
you
> may be disappointed in the outcome.

I dunno man, I can pee pretty dang far.

Neil
Mon Sep 12 11:37:18 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:ugKVdZ7tFHA.2592
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> I dunno man, I can pee pretty dang far.

I'm going to open a window on the CN tower and we'll just see about that...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak?

Jtyc
Mon Sep 12 11:43:21 CDT 2005

> I'm going to open a window on the CN tower and we'll just see about
that...

You can't use height as an advantage!

JaR
Mon Sep 12 12:00:15 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR spewed across the ether:

> Michael Munsell of Orange Computers and
> File Servers, Inc. We love a challenge.

Oh, and that's not so hot. I have a Blue Laptop, a Silver/Grey Computer,
and a Purple Swerver, Ink.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

JaR
Mon Sep 12 12:01:55 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

> , unless
> you are trying to turn this into a p!$$ing contest. In which case, you
> will be vastly disappointed in the outcome.

IFYPFY

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

JaR
Mon Sep 12 12:09:30 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:

>> I'm going to open a window on the CN tower and we'll just see about
> that...
>
> You can't use height as an advantage!
>
>
>

What do the rules say about tailwinds?

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Jtyc
Mon Sep 12 12:14:29 CDT 2005

> What do the rules say about tailwinds?

Hmm... excellent point. What if I'm peeing from the top of the Sears tower
in the windy city?

I could pee for miles!



*goes to look for plane tickets to Chicago*

Neil
Mon Sep 12 12:26:22 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CF660D46C66Misanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:
>
>> , unless
>> you are trying to turn this into a p!$$ing contest. In which case, you
>> will be vastly disappointed in the outcome.
>
> IFYPFY
>

why thank you. I used to write the certs on the board in class until it
took more time to write them than the aloted time for intros. Gave me
writers cramp too.

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Comet smashes Jupiter! Congress and President blame each other!

JaR
Mon Sep 12 12:43:22 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:

> I could pee for miles!

You think you've outpeed me, but you're not in my class
I know that you can't 'cause there's a tornado on my ass

I can pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

If you think that I don't know about the little tricks you've played
And never see you when deliberately you put things in my way

Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Beacuse all the while

I can pee for miles and miles
I can pee for miles and miles
I can pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

You took advantage of my trust in you when I was so far away
I saw you holding lots of other guys dicks and now you've got the nerve
to say

That you still can pee
Well, that's as may be
But you gotta stand trial
Because all the while

I can pee for miles and miles
I can pee for miles and miles
I can pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

You think you've outpeed me, but you're not in my class
I know that you can't 'cause there's a tornado on my ass

I can pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are mine to pee on anyday
You thought that I would need a pumped balls to pee right through the
haze

Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Beacuse all the while

I can pee for miles and miles
I can pee for miles and miles
I can pee for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
and miles and miles and miles and miles

I can pee for miles and miles
I can pee for miles and miles
I can pee for miles and miles
I can pee for miles and miles

*Apologies to P. Townsend et al*

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

ME
Mon Sep 12 12:51:21 CDT 2005

I don't think so.

MS pays them to attack posts from such TestKing. That is why they still
exist. If someone wants help with certs, he or she is at wrong place.


"f5man" <f5man@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:A4AD8FDB-4184-4FC6-A101-64F3600F4EF5@microsoft.com...
> STOP the pollutingnof this forum by the MCP wannabees. Their removal from
> this forum, and entry into our competitors forums would be an excellent
> action to take, but on the other hand, it is very possible the competition
> won't accept them either. If they, the members of the mcngp, would put as
> much effort into their IT responsibilities as they do into attempting to
> diminish the Microsoft credential, they may at some time be considered
> candidates for apprentice positions. If in the rare event that some of the
> mcngp posters are in fact Microsoft Cerified, I move that Microsoft void
> their certifications for "failing to represent IAW...."
> In closing, I call on all mcngp membership that continues to hide behind
> their alias. Come forth, identify yourselves, post your MCP# (if you
> really
> have one) along with your mcngp# Show all who the "wannabees" are.
>
> Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
> Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc
> Rockledge, Florida USA

Neil
Mon Sep 12 12:54:46 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CF6D13C965BMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:

>
> *Apologies to P. Townsend et al*

who?

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
really quite busy.

Neil
Mon Sep 12 12:55:01 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CF6D13C965BMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> I can pee for miles and miles

nice..

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
really quite busy.

Neil
Mon Sep 12 12:59:58 CDT 2005

did you hear "ME" <ME@mail.com> say in news:#0xpXK8tFHA.1264
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> MS pays them

WHAT!?!?!?!11!1!!!!!one!!!

where is my check??????

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Guns don't kill people...Mail readers kill people.

JaR
Mon Sep 12 13:01:03 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, ME spewed across the ether:

> MS pays them to attack posts from such TestKing. That is why they still
> exist. If someone wants help with certs, he or she is at wrong place.

Pay is pretty good, too! How else do you suppose we maintain our lavish
lifestyles?

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

CBIC
Mon Sep 12 13:03:12 CDT 2005

ME wrote:
> I don't think so.
>
> MS pays them to attack posts from such TestKing. That is why they
> still exist.

And where, may I ask, did you hear this?
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

JaR
Mon Sep 12 13:04:08 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

>> MS pays them
>
> WHAT!?!?!?!11!1!!!!!one!!!
>
> where is my check??????

You don't get a check?

Odd.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Jtyc
Mon Sep 12 13:03:49 CDT 2005

> where is my check??????

No kidding. I want my back pay, with interest.

Jtyc
Mon Sep 12 13:06:17 CDT 2005

> And where, may I ask, did you hear this?

I think Ben's been holding out on us.

Frisbee®
Mon Sep 12 13:08:26 CDT 2005

"ME" <ME@mail.com> wrote in message
news:%230xpXK8tFHA.1264@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>I don't think so.
>
> MS pays them to attack posts from such TestKing. That is why they still
> exist. If someone wants help with certs, he or she is at wrong place.

TMML

CBIC
Mon Sep 12 13:09:44 CDT 2005

Jtyc wrote:
>> And where, may I ask, did you hear this?
>
> I think Ben's been holding out on us.

I used to think the company car they gave me was a great perk but now I want
a check too.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Frisbee®
Mon Sep 12 13:09:20 CDT 2005

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CF8D877D721neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
> news:Xns96CF6D13C965BMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:
>
>>
>> *Apologies to P. Townsend et al*
>
> who?

First Base.

Briscobar
Mon Sep 12 13:13:14 CDT 2005

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
> news:Xns96CF6D13C965BMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:
>
>>
>> *Apologies to P. Townsend et al*
>
> who?

Pete Townsend was a member of a rock band named The Who. Despite all
published reports to the contrary, Pete Townsend was sentenced to death for
child p0rn0graphy, and upon his death, Eddie Vedder renamed his band "The
Who Two".


--
KB

MCNGP #26
If you don't like techgeekpro, visit www.mcngp.com and hold down your
F5 key.

Kline
Mon Sep 12 13:20:42 CDT 2005

>I'm A+ certified, I don't need to lower myself to your level.

lol!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Mon Sep 12 13:24:29 CDT 2005

>> Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
How is the youngest 'Michael Munsell'?
How many exams do I need to become 'Michael Munsell' 2005?
When will 'Michael Munsell' 2007 come out?
MCSE or 'Michael Munsell', which should I do first?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

CBIC
Mon Sep 12 13:26:26 CDT 2005


> Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
> Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc
> Rockledge, Florida USA

Is this you? http://www.orangetm.com/aboutorange/whoweare.htm
"We represent business' and business is our only business"
WTF ROFL
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

JaR
Mon Sep 12 13:37:31 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:

>> where is my check??????
>
> No kidding. I want my back pay, with interest.

You aren't getting your checks, either?

How very odd.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Neil
Mon Sep 12 13:44:14 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CF7099240F2Misanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> You don't get a check?
>

not from MS

> Odd.
>

even...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- A fool and his money are soon popular.

Neil
Mon Sep 12 13:45:25 CDT 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:uQy2CW8tFHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> "The
> Who Two".
>

which soon became a punk band known as "The Bishop Desomnd Who Twos"

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Get it right this time! Rape and pillage BEFORE we burn!

Neil
Mon Sep 12 13:45:40 CDT 2005

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in news:
#jF0QU8tFHA.664@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

>>>
>>> *Apologies to P. Townsend et al*
>>
>> who?
>
> First Base.
>

what?

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Smile - it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Kline
Mon Sep 12 13:51:07 CDT 2005

>"We represent business' and business is our only business"

which business?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Mon Sep 12 13:47:47 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CBIC spewed across the ether:

> Is this you? http://www.orangetm.com/aboutorange/whoweare.htm
> "We represent business' and business is our only business"
> WTF ROFL
> --

Whassamatta you don't grok corporate-speak? He is merely leveraging his
assets to architect a tighter integration and deeper collaboration, in
order to enable expanded collaborative commerce across product design,
configuration, order management, supply chain management, and product
service and support addressing the needs of enterprises and private
exchanges in industries.

Duh.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

JaR
Mon Sep 12 13:50:59 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

> which soon became a punk band known as "The Bishop Desomnd Who Twos"

*groannnn*

CBIC
Mon Sep 12 13:53:12 CDT 2005

Kline Sphere wrote:
>> "We represent business' and business is our only business"
>
> which business?
>

Either the one that answered the phone or the one that needs an operation.
I'm not quite sure though.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Neil
Mon Sep 12 13:53:05 CDT 2005

did you hear Kline Sphere <.@> say in
news:fgjbi1158br41t11t0i0luat37fhtv3niv@4ax.com:

>>"We represent business' and business is our only business"
>
> which business?

that's none of your business

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Neil
Mon Sep 12 13:52:48 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CF77FF9645DMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> Whassamatta you don't grok corporate-speak? He is merely leveraging his
> assets to architect a tighter integration and deeper collaboration, in
> order to enable expanded collaborative commerce across product design,
> configuration, order management, supply chain management, and product
> service and support addressing the needs of enterprises and private
> exchanges in industries.

BINGO!!!!!!!!

http://isd.usc.edu/~karl/Bingo/

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Improved: Almost works the second time. See Upgrade.

Jtyc
Mon Sep 12 13:54:56 CDT 2005

> Odd.
> even...


Heavens to Mecuritriod...

T-Bone
Mon Sep 12 13:56:37 CDT 2005

"ME" <ME@mail.com> wrote
> MS pays them to attack posts from such TestKing. That is why they still
> exist. If someone wants help with certs, he or she is at wrong place.

D'oh! And up until now, nobody bothered to question how we got a ferarri.
--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

Frisbee®
Mon Sep 12 13:56:27 CDT 2005

"Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message
news:fgjbi1158br41t11t0i0luat37fhtv3niv@4ax.com...
> >"We represent business' and business is our only business"
>
> which business?

The one with the apostrophe closely following it.

Jtyc
Mon Sep 12 13:55:19 CDT 2005

> which business?

The one who answers the phone.

Frisbee®
Mon Sep 12 13:55:46 CDT 2005

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:OY459d8tFHA.3256@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
>> Michael Munsell MSEE, MCSE, MCSA, MCDBA, MCP
>> Chief, Systems Engineering ORANGE Computers and File Servers, Inc
>> Rockledge, Florida USA
>
> Is this you? http://www.orangetm.com/aboutorange/whoweare.htm
> "We represent business' and business is our only business"
> WTF ROFL

Maybe they should hire someone who knows how to proof-read. Doesn't MCP
stand for Microsoft Certified Proof-reader? Michael can fix that!

Frisbee®
Mon Sep 12 13:57:29 CDT 2005

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CF961D8ABC5neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
> news:uQy2CW8tFHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:
>
>> "The
>> Who Two".
>>
>
> which soon became a punk band known as "The Bishop Desomnd Who Twos"

You'd better stop that or I'll start making comments about dyslexia again,
and she whose name must not be mentioned will come out of hiding.

Neil
Mon Sep 12 13:58:09 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CF788AF727FMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:
>
>> which soon became a punk band known as "The Bishop Desomnd Who Twos"
>
> *groannnn*
>

I almost wnet with:
"which squared off in the 'battle of the bands' againt the 'tootsies'"

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

Neil
Mon Sep 12 13:59:26 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:OXbT5t8tFHA.3188
@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Heavens to Mecuritriod...

ground control to major tom

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Does life seem worthwhile to you? HERE'S HOW TO ORDER! Send $20 to...

Neil
Mon Sep 12 13:59:57 CDT 2005

did you hear "T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> say in news:e84Kau8tFHA.3452
@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> D'oh! And up until now, nobody bothered to question how we got a ferarri.

there is NO ferrari

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Does life seem worthwhile to you? HERE'S HOW TO ORDER! Send $20 to...

Frisbee®
Mon Sep 12 14:00:54 CDT 2005


"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:OXbT5t8tFHA.3188@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> > Odd.
>> even...
>
>
> Heavens to Mecuritriod...

Stage(Left).Exit

Frisbee®
Mon Sep 12 14:02:03 CDT 2005

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CF98466BE64neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
> news:Xns96CF788AF727FMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:
>>
>>> which soon became a punk band known as "The Bishop Desomnd Who Twos"
>>
>> *groannnn*
>>
>
> I almost wnet with:
> "which squared off in the 'battle of the bands' againt the 'tootsies'"

Tootsies gonna roll!!11!1one!!11! {$1 to someone in RSFC}

JaR
Mon Sep 12 14:01:04 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

>> *groannnn*
>>
>
> I almost wnet with:
> "which squared off in the 'battle of the bands' againt the 'tootsies'"

We thank you for your restraint.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

JaR
Mon Sep 12 14:04:03 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:

> even...
>
>
> Heavens to Murgatroid...

Exit, stage left...

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Frisbee®
Mon Sep 12 14:04:50 CDT 2005

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CF987DD1716neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
> news:OXbT5t8tFHA.3188
> @TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:
>
>> Heavens to Mecuritriod...
>
> ground control to major tom

Artist: Bob Rivers
Song: Spacestation Oddity

Station Mir to ground control...
Station Mir to anyone...
Send a rescue ship and bring our a$$es home.
Station Mir to ground control...
Systems broke down, engines gone...
End this mission or we'll all end up marooned...
This is ground control to Station Mir.
You guys are doing great
And we're sorry that you stained your underwear
So we'll try to send you up a few clean pairs.
Ground control to Station Mir
You'll be alright, there's nothing wrong...
Did you hear me, Station Mir?
You're not coming in that clear......
Station Mir's made up in one tin can
Coasting by the moon...
Their engine doesn't cruise, We should send them up some booze...

JaR
Mon Sep 12 14:08:20 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

>
> there is NO ferrari

Well, no, not anymore.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Neil
Mon Sep 12 14:27:59 CDT 2005

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
news:uwDwKv8tFHA.1252@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> and she whose name must not be mentioned will come out of hiding.

which one?

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- The theory of predestination was doomed from the start.

Patrick
Mon Sep 12 20:56:37 CDT 2005

Neil wrote:
> did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
> news:Xns96CF6D13C965BMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:
>
>
>>I can pee for miles and miles
>
>
> nice..
>

I'm impressed..lol Although I'd make sure it's a tailwind and not a
headwind when you start;).

--
Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.

Patrick
Mon Sep 12 20:57:28 CDT 2005

Neil wrote:
> did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
> news:Xns96CF6D13C965BMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:
>
>
>>I can pee for miles and miles
>
>
> nice..
>

ARGGH. I clicked send before I finished.. Maybe you should toss lowdes
off of the tower first, just to check the wind. Follow him with James
in case the wind changes suddenly.

--
Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.

/*
Mon Sep 12 22:51:06 CDT 2005

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:ugKVdZ7tFHA.2592@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> unless you are trying to turn this into a p!$$ing contest. In which case,
>> you
>> may be disappointed in the outcome.
>
> I dunno man, I can pee pretty dang far.

I don't know if it's against contest regulations, but, it helps if you use
tongs.

Microcephalic S. Bob
mcngp #46 | mcngp.com | bringing new meaning to "going the distance"

/*
Mon Sep 12 23:03:02 CDT 2005


"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CF77FF9645DMisanthrope@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CBIC spewed across the ether:
>
>> Is this you? http://www.orangetm.com/aboutorange/whoweare.htm
>> "We represent business' and business is our only business"
>> WTF ROFL
>> --
>
> Whassamatta you don't grok corporate-speak? He is merely leveraging his
> assets to architect a tighter integration and deeper collaboration, in
> order to enable expanded collaborative commerce across product design,
> configuration, order management, supply chain management, and product
> service and support addressing the needs of enterprises and private
> exchanges in industries.

That's a value added service to our business growth model and should cover
our long term fiduciary responsibilities.

Mongoloid S. Bob
mcngp #46 | mcngp.com | the nested semaphore timeout period has expired

/*
Mon Sep 12 23:04:45 CDT 2005


"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CF7B7BECE33Misanthrope@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:
>
>>
>> there is NO ferrari
>
> Well, no, not anymore.

It WAS real.

Frisbee®
Tue Sep 13 08:12:46 CDT 2005

"/* Mongoloid S. Bob [Dual Processor MCNGP #46 With Hyper-Threading
Technology And A Strap On Boot Sector] | Voted 0.0 In The League Table On My
First Try! */" <@> wrote in message
news:eTAW7gBuFHA.3864@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>
> "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns96CF7B7BECE33Misanthrope@207.46.248.16...
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:
>>
>>>
>>> there is NO ferrari
>>
>> Well, no, not anymore.
>
> It WAS real.

Nice... and you weren't even here when the cobol brothers were posting their
drivel.

Neil
Tue Sep 13 08:27:14 CDT 2005

did you hear Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> say in news:#Zdg
$ZAuFHA.360@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> ARGGH. I clicked send before I finished.. Maybe you should toss lowdes
> off of the tower first, just to check the wind. Follow him with James
> in case the wind changes suddenly.
>

I like the cut of your jib...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- I am Medic-Alarm of Borg. I've been assimilated, and I can't get up!

Neil
Tue Sep 13 08:27:55 CDT 2005

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
news:ezUEZTGuFHA.3200@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> the cobol brothers

the best

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- First draw the curve, *then* plot the data.

Briscobar
Tue Sep 13 08:33:09 CDT 2005

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
> news:ezUEZTGuFHA.3200@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
>> the cobol brothers
>
> the best
<