Re: OT: Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine by FrisbeeŽ
Frisbee®
Wed Sep 21 06:39:46 CDT 2005
"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>> Oh you can't? Wife won't allow it? Hmm, that blows. I'll let you know
>> how it goes!
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> *Doom carefully checks to see if SWMBO is in the room*
> Sh1t, she doesn't control me. I do what I want, when I want.
{$1 to Rodney Carrington}
Ladies And Gentlemen?The Man Song
(He?s the man, He?s the man.)
I don?t take no crap from anybody else but you
I wear the pants around here, when I?m finished with your laundry
Cause I?m a guy you don?t wanna fight, when I say Jump, you say ?Yeah Right?
I?m the man of this house until you get home.
(He?s the man, He?s the man.)
What I say goes around here, Right out the window
But I don?t wanna hear a lot of whining, so I?ll shut up
The Sooner you learn who?s boss around here, the sooner you can give me my
orders, dear.
Cause I?m head hunter around here, but it?s all in my head
(He?s the man, He?s the man.)
And I can have sex anytime you want
Cause I?m man who has needs but they?re not that important
And don?t expect any flowers from me, cause if I?m not mistaken you prefer
jewelry. I?m the king of my castle when you?re not around.
(He?s the man, He?s the man.)
And I?ll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble,
And I?ll come home when I?m good and ready, to sleep on the couch.
Cause a man?s gotta do, what a man?s gotta do, and I?m gonna do what you
tell me to, Because I?m Top Dog around here but I?ve been neutered.
(He?s the man, He?s the man.)
(You The Man!)