I Need an MCSE Boy

I need a guy to help me study ...

molsonexpert
Thu Aug 26 14:21:12 CDT 2004


"Stacy Brown" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:0d0901c48ba0$f45cd7d0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> I need a guy to help me study ...

Stacy, meet Sludge. Sludge...Stacy.

(cue the wedding bells)

steve.

TechGeekPro
Thu Aug 26 14:36:28 CDT 2004

On Aug 26, 2004 "Stacy Brown" blathered:

> I need a guy to help me study ...

Where do you live and r u hawt?

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I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

kpg
Thu Aug 26 15:30:40 CDT 2004

"Stacy Brown" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:0d0901c48ba0$f45cd7d0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> # Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\143157.htm (8/26/2004 3:28:03 PM) #
> I need a guy to help me study ...

No boys here.

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
The new USA motto:
E Pluribus Pluribus

Rowdy
Thu Aug 26 17:15:21 CDT 2004

"Stacy Brown" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:0d0901c48ba0$f45cd7d0$a601280a@phx.gbl:

> I need a guy to help me study ...
>

homo!

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http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Laura
Fri Aug 27 17:55:11 CDT 2004

circa Thu, 26 Aug 2004 12:14:48 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Stacy Brown
(anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com) said,
> I need a guy to help me study ...
>
>
Ah, yes, and the progress of intelligent women in IT is suddenly
driven back ten years by one flitiot.

Laura
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Neil
Fri Aug 27 20:36:27 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1b9985d42f80b26d98aa7f@msnews.microsoft.com:

> flitiot.
>

One of the reasons I love this news group is how it manages to extend my
vocabulary...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Rowdy
Fri Aug 27 21:12:27 CDT 2004

Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1b9985d42f80b26d98aa7f@msnews.microsoft.com:

> circa Thu, 26 Aug 2004 12:14:48 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Stacy Brown
> (anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com) said,
>> I need a guy to help me study ...
>>
>>
> Ah, yes, and the progress of intelligent women in IT is suddenly
> driven back ten years by one flitiot.
>
> Laura

okay, let's reword it then, Rowdy style.....

"I need da-hot-ass-smokin'-mama-wid-da-meanest-set-o'-kazooka-joe's to help
me study and get ma-big-black-ass-out-a-da-hood!"

--
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http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Laura
Sat Aug 28 22:29:29 CDT 2004

circa Fri, 27 Aug 2004 18:36:27 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
> spewed in news:MPG.1b9985d42f80b26d98aa7f@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
> > flitiot.
> >
>
> One of the reasons I love this news group is how it manages to extend my
> vocabulary...
>
>
Heck, it's easy to extend your vocabulary; just make up your own
words.

Laura
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Laura
Sat Aug 28 22:30:20 CDT 2004

circa Fri, 27 Aug 2004 19:12:27 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Rowdy Yates (rowdy_yates2
@remove.lycos.com) said,
> > circa Thu, 26 Aug 2004 12:14:48 -0700, in
> > microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Stacy Brown
> > (anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com) said,
> >> I need a guy to help me study ...
> >>
> >>
> > Ah, yes, and the progress of intelligent women in IT is suddenly
> > driven back ten years by one flitiot.
> >
> > Laura
>
> okay, let's reword it then, Rowdy style.....
>
> "I need da-hot-ass-smokin'-mama-wid-da-meanest-set-o'-kazooka-joe's to help
> me study and get ma-big-black-ass-out-a-da-hood!"
>
You realize that only suburban white boys talk like that, right?

Laura
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Neil
Sun Aug 29 12:30:14 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1b9b17a1a8b837e498aaa0@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Heck, it's easy to extend your vocabulary; just make up your own
> words.

pffffffffffffft, and all this time I believed the stuff in the dictionary.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Sun Aug 29 12:31:09 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1b9b17dc1235955098aaa1@msnews.microsoft.com:

> You realize that only suburban white boys talk like that, right?

Rowdy is...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Rowdy
Sun Aug 29 12:42:56 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns95548984475A3neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
> <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
> news:MPG.1b9b17dc1235955098aaa1@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
>> You realize that only suburban white boys talk like that, right?
>
> Rowdy is...
>

whats the matter baby. you don't belive Rowdy is a black man?

maybe this will change your mind?

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/actionhero.html

http://tinyurl.com/3jk9h



--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"If it doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, doesn't take piss breaks and plays poker
24 hours a day - it's a bot!"

Neil
Sun Aug 29 13:33:01 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> spewed
in news:Xns95548B256960Crowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

>
> http://tinyurl.com/3jk9h

that i way 2 funny...friend of yours

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Laura
Sun Aug 29 17:45:50 CDT 2004

circa Sun, 29 Aug 2004 10:42:56 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Rowdy Yates (rowdy_yates2
@remove.lycos.com) said,
> Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
> news:Xns95548984475A3neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
> > babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
> > <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
> > news:MPG.1b9b17dc1235955098aaa1@msnews.microsoft.com:
> >
> >> You realize that only suburban white boys talk like that, right?
> >
> > Rowdy is...
> >
>
> whats the matter baby. you don't belive Rowdy is a black man?
>
> maybe this will change your mind?
>
> http://www.big-boys.com/articles/actionhero.html
>
> http://tinyurl.com/3jk9h
>
>
>
>
You're Samuel L. Jackson? Kewl!
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Laura
Sun Aug 29 17:44:18 CDT 2004

circa Sun, 29 Aug 2004 10:30:14 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> > Heck, it's easy to extend your vocabulary; just make up your own
> > words.
>
> pffffffffffffft, and all this time I believed the stuff in the dictionary.
>
How do you think them there new words get in?
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Neil
Sun Aug 29 21:10:58 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
<geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
news:MPG.1b9c2647ef19d7d798aabb@msnews.microsoft.com:

> How do you think them there new words get in?

by people like you and I butchering the current incarnation hardly seems
an appropriate method of extending the English language. But then if Left
to the English we could be in even more trouble. Can anyone explain to me
why a truck should be called a "laurie"?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

JaR
Mon Aug 30 11:44:26 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
> <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
> news:MPG.1b9c2647ef19d7d798aabb@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
>> How do you think them there new words get in?
>
> by people like you and I butchering the current incarnation hardly
> seems an appropriate method of extending the English language. But
> then if Left to the English we could be in even more trouble. Can
> anyone explain to me why a truck should be called a "laurie"?
>

lorry

Neil
Mon Aug 30 11:51:34 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
news:Xns9555631987C18plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> lorry
>

whatever...now explain the name please...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

JaR
Mon Aug 30 12:13:45 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
> news:Xns9555631987C18plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> lorry
>>
>
> whatever...now explain the name please...
>

There is no chuffing explanation. As I have stated bleeding previously, the
cloth-eared Brits simply make up wanking euphemisms for things out of
flannel.

JaR
Euphamistic Thug

JaR
Mon Aug 30 12:22:29 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> JaR
> Euphamistic Thug
>

Grrrr...

"Euphemistic"

catwalker63
Mon Aug 30 14:05:19 CDT 2004

JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns9555698CB1F8Cplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> JaR
>> Euphamistic Thug
>>
>
> Grrrr...
>
> "Euphemistic"
>

Language is dynamic. You can't put it in a nice book and expect it to
stay there.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

JaR
Mon Aug 30 14:29:54 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, catwalker63 climbed on a soapbox &
opined:
>>
>
> Language is dynamic. You can't put it in a nice book and expect it to
> stay there.
>

I can if I want to.

And I am unanimous in that!

JaR

Laura
Tue Aug 31 22:25:51 CDT 2004

circa Sun, 29 Aug 2004 19:10:58 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> > How do you think them there new words get in?
>
> by people like you and I butchering the current incarnation hardly seems
> an appropriate method of extending the English language.
>
What, man, have you not read e.b. white?
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

catwalker63
Wed Sep 01 00:37:36 CDT 2004

Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:MPG.1b9f0b491ea88f6f98aad3@msnews.microsoft.com:

> circa Sun, 29 Aug 2004 19:10:58 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
> said,
>> > How do you think them there new words get in?
>>
>> by people like you and I butchering the current incarnation hardly
>> seems an appropriate method of extending the English language.
>>
> What, man, have you not read e.b. white?

What does Charlotte's Web or Stuart Little have to do with new words?
(It's been a looooooooooooooong time since I've read them).

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

Consultant
Wed Sep 01 08:50:11 CDT 2004

charlottes web always makes me cry


"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9556E62BEDEE6catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136...
> Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> prattled ceaslessly in
> news:MPG.1b9f0b491ea88f6f98aad3@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
> > circa Sun, 29 Aug 2004 19:10:58 -0700, in
> > microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
> > said,
> >> > How do you think them there new words get in?
> >>
> >> by people like you and I butchering the current incarnation hardly
> >> seems an appropriate method of extending the English language.
> >>
> > What, man, have you not read e.b. white?
>
> What does Charlotte's Web or Stuart Little have to do with new words?
> (It's been a looooooooooooooong time since I've read them).
>
> --
> Catwalker
> aka Pu$$y Feet
> BS, MCP
>
> "I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

catwalker63
Wed Sep 01 11:47:05 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:OqU8aqCkEHA.3632@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> charlottes web always makes me cry


That's so brave. Thanks for sharing.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

Consultant
Wed Sep 01 11:48:16 CDT 2004

it takes a real man to express his feelings

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9557638976965catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> prattled ceaslessly in
> news:OqU8aqCkEHA.3632@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
> > charlottes web always makes me cry
>
>
> That's so brave. Thanks for sharing.
>
> --
> Catwalker
> aka Pu$$y Feet
> BS, MCP
>
> "I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

catwalker63
Wed Sep 01 12:10:34 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:eqR57NEkEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> it takes a real man to express his feelings
>


ROTFLMAO!!!!!

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

Neil
Wed Sep 01 15:21:04 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
<geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
news:MPG.1b9f0b491ea88f6f98aad3@msnews.microsoft.com:

> circa Sun, 29 Aug 2004 19:10:58 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
> said,
>> > How do you think them there new words get in?
>>
>> by people like you and I butchering the current incarnation hardly
>> seems an appropriate method of extending the English language.
>>
> What, man, have you not read e.b. white?

2 kids both girls...what do you think?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Sep 01 15:22:33 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:eqR57NEkEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> it takes a real man to express his feelings

WAIT A MINTUE! checking headers
.
.
.
.
huh, it really is him
.
.
.
oh, I get it....SARCASM....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Consultant
Wed Sep 01 15:55:51 CDT 2004

i know what women want to here

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9557A69577DFDneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
> in news:eqR57NEkEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
> > it takes a real man to express his feelings
>
> WAIT A MINTUE! checking headers
> .
> .
> .
> .
> huh, it really is him
> .
> .
> .
> oh, I get it....SARCASM....
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Ken
Wed Sep 01 16:02:39 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:e9WqRYGkEHA.3392@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> i know what women want to here
>

yeah, play on playa

--

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first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Neil
Wed Sep 01 16:14:49 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:e9WqRYGkEHA.3392@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> i know what women want to here

like "I wont hit you if you bring me my damn sandwich"?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Consultant
Wed Sep 01 16:35:15 CDT 2004

exactly

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9557AF726E620neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
> in news:e9WqRYGkEHA.3392@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
> > i know what women want to here
>
> like "I wont hit you if you bring me my damn sandwich"?
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Consultant
Wed Sep 01 16:35:33 CDT 2004

ah, if you guys only knew

lol

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%23fm$6bGkEHA.324@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:e9WqRYGkEHA.3392@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> > i know what women want to here
> >
>
> yeah, play on playa
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT gmail DOT com
>
>

JaR
Wed Sep 01 17:33:13 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> i know what women want to here
>

Okay. Exactly what do women want to there?

Would it be the same as what they want to here?

JaR
Difrunt Thug

Laura
Wed Sep 01 17:49:07 CDT 2004

circa Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:21:04 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> > circa Sun, 29 Aug 2004 19:10:58 -0700, in
> > microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
> > said,
> >> > How do you think them there new words get in?
> >>
> >> by people like you and I butchering the current incarnation hardly
> >> seems an appropriate method of extending the English language.
> >>
> > What, man, have you not read e.b. white?
>
> 2 kids both girls...what do you think?
>
Okay, how about T.S. Eliot?
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

JaR
Wed Sep 01 17:58:15 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Laura A. Robinson climbed on a soapbox
& opined:

> circa Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:21:04 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
> said,
>> > circa Sun, 29 Aug 2004 19:10:58 -0700, in
>> > microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
>> > said,
>> >> > How do you think them there new words get in?
>> >>
>> >> by people like you and I butchering the current incarnation hardly
>> >> seems an appropriate method of extending the English language.
>> >>
>> > What, man, have you not read e.b. white?
>>
>> 2 kids both girls...what do you think?
>>
> Okay, how about T.S. Eliot?

How about H.P. Lovecraft?

Jtyc
Wed Sep 01 18:13:53 CDT 2004

> How about H.P. Lovecraft?

Raymond Feist!

JaR
Wed Sep 01 18:39:42 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> Raymond Feist

I'll see your Feist and raise you a Keith Laumer!

JaR
CDT Thug

Neil
Wed Sep 01 20:15:29 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1ba01beefa80a11398aae7@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Okay, how about T.S. Eliot?

it's less frequently requested...go figure?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Sep 01 20:14:57 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
news:Xns95579E39564C9plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

>
> Okay. Exactly what do women want to there?
>
> Would it be the same as what they want to here?

here or there they get what we give em..

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Sep 01 20:15:55 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
news:Xns9557A27806C98plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> How about H.P. Lovecraft?
>

there was a little C.S. Lewis...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

billLASTINIT
Thu Sep 02 08:28:59 CDT 2004

JaR wrote:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Laura A. Robinson climbed on a
> soapbox & opined:
>
>> circa Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:21:04 -0700, in
>> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
>> said,
>>>> circa Sun, 29 Aug 2004 19:10:58 -0700, in
>>>> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
>>>> said,
>>>>>> How do you think them there new words get in?
>>>>>
>>>>> by people like you and I butchering the current incarnation hardly
>>>>> seems an appropriate method of extending the English language.
>>>>>
>>>> What, man, have you not read e.b. white?
>>>
>>> 2 kids both girls...what do you think?
>>>
>> Okay, how about T.S. Eliot?
>
> How about H.P. Lovecraft?

J.R.R. Tolkein

--
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Consultant
Thu Sep 02 09:01:33 CDT 2004

im ending this

harlequin romance

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9557A97EF4A72plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
> > Raymond Feist
>
> I'll see your Feist and raise you a Keith Laumer!
>
> JaR
> CDT Thug

Jtyc
Thu Sep 02 09:08:24 CDT 2004

> I'll see your Feist and raise you a Keith Laumer!

I call... Isaac Asimov.

JaR
Thu Sep 02 10:52:36 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>> I'll see your Feist and raise you a Keith Laumer!
>
> I call... Isaac Asimov.
>
>
>
>

Pair of Bradburys and three Heinleins. Full house, I win!

JaR
NoBluff Thug

Neil
Thu Sep 02 12:11:12 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> spewed
in news:uS13PDPkEHA.2664@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Fris "I'll see your three initials and raise you one" bee©, MCNGP #13

how the hell did we manage to come up with literature poker?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

catwalker63
Thu Sep 02 16:29:55 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:OG5wbVPkEHA.3392@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> im ending this
>
> harlequin romance
>
>

Too short. Two hours max, even re-reading the good bits.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

catwalker63
Thu Sep 02 16:31:44 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns95588624A9B1Bneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com>
> spewed in news:uS13PDPkEHA.2664@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> Fris "I'll see your three initials and raise you one" bee©, MCNGP #13
>
> how the hell did we manage to come up with literature poker?
>

Boys will make a game of anything. My brother used to play some sort of
Olympics with M&Ms and a pad of paper. He's still sore 'cause I ate some
of his athletes. <eg>

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

Neil
Thu Sep 02 19:36:02 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> spewed
in news:Xns9558937D6FCF3catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> Too short. Two hours max, even re-reading the good bits.

what disturbs me is that you knew this off the top of your head...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Thu Sep 02 19:37:25 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> spewed
in news:Xns955893CBFEA1Dcatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> Boys will make a game of anything.

as opposed to women who have one game...toy with men...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

catwalker63
Thu Sep 02 20:13:01 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns9558D187CC062neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com>
> spewed in news:Xns9558937D6FCF3catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>
>> Too short. Two hours max, even re-reading the good bits.
>
> what disturbs me is that you knew this off the top of your head...
>

I was young once. I prefer Nora Roberts now. Lasts longer. <eg>

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

catwalker63
Thu Sep 02 20:14:00 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns9558D1C469C22neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com>
> spewed in news:Xns955893CBFEA1Dcatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>
>> Boys will make a game of anything.
>
> as opposed to women who have one game...toy with men...
>

No rules either, which makes it so much fun.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

Neil
Thu Sep 02 20:20:33 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> spewed
in news:Xns9558B95008402catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> I prefer Nora Roberts now.

yep yer getting old...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Thu Sep 02 20:22:18 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> spewed
in news:Xns9558B97ADE9F7catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> No rules either, which makes it so much fun.

there is a rule...the man must suffer...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Laura
Thu Sep 02 20:27:57 CDT 2004

circa Thu, 02 Sep 2004 10:11:12 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> babbling on and on again Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> spewed
> in news:uS13PDPkEHA.2664@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> > Fris "I'll see your three initials and raise you one" bee©, MCNGP #13
>
> how the hell did we manage to come up with literature poker?
>
>
Cuz wee bee smurt!
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Laura
Thu Sep 02 20:29:20 CDT 2004

circa Wed, 01 Sep 2004 18:15:29 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
> spewed in news:MPG.1ba01beefa80a11398aae7@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
> > Okay, how about T.S. Eliot?
>
> it's less frequently requested...go figure?
>
>
Combine them and what do you get? Really well-constructed made up
English. :-)

Laura
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Neil
Fri Sep 03 08:18:14 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1ba192a9c429c15498ab0d@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Cuz wee bee smurt!

<musically>
I am so smart... S-M-R-T!
</musically>

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Fri Sep 03 08:19:13 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1ba192fda5e87c0c98ab0e@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Combine them and what do you get? Really well-constructed made up
> English. :-)

or deeply disturbing childrens stories...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Jtyc
Fri Sep 03 09:19:51 CDT 2004

> I was young once. I prefer Nora Roberts now. Lasts longer. <eg>

Daniel Steel is the shiznit.

JaR
Fri Sep 03 10:58:58 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
> <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
> news:MPG.1ba192a9c429c15498ab0d@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
>> Cuz wee bee smurt!
>
> <musically>
> I am so smart... S-M-R-T!
> </musically>

$.50 to Julie Brown;

Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I
never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep
these tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see people working and it just makes me giggle, cause I don't have to
work, I just have to giggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy,
"So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever I'm
around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show,
and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah,
okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BMW but I got
a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like
a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to
become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

Jtyc
Fri Sep 03 11:19:57 CDT 2004

Oh my god! The prom queen has a gun!

Neil
Fri Sep 03 12:03:20 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
news:Xns95595B636671plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

>
> Because I'm a blonde

true story - I watched a blonde at a former office take a bottle of "1-a-
day" brand vitimins she had just purchased over lunch hour, turn the
bottle on the side to read the directions and mutter aloud in my presence
"I wonder how often you take these"...all I could do was laugh. I think
she's a natural blonde, don't you...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Consultant
Fri Sep 03 15:01:28 CDT 2004

hoooooo) It was homecoming night at my high school
(hoooooo) Everyone was there, it was totally cool
(hoooooo) I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
(hoooooo) ÔCause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen
(hoo, wah, hoo, wah) She looked so pretty in pink chiffon (chiffon)
Riding the float with her tierra on (tierra on)
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand (bouquet)
She looked straight out of Disneyland
You know the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket (E ticket)
The crown was cheering, everyone was stoked (was stoked)
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed
Look out! The homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
DebbieÕs smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh BuffieÕs pompom just flew to bits
Oh no, MitzieÕs head just did the splits
God, my best friendÕs on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, youÕre embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period?
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Stop Debbie, youÕre making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldnÕt believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
Throw down your gun and tierra and come out of the float
Debbie didnÕt listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacherÕs dead
Oh itÕs really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
DebbieÕs really having a blast
SheÕs wasting half of the class
The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldnÕt work my instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, whyÕd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near
So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, whyÕd you do it?"
She raised her head, smiled, and said "aaaggghhhh I did it for Johnny"
Johnny? Well like whoÕs Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, whoÕs Johnny?
Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny?
There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food
in his
braces.
Answer me, Debbie, whoÕs Johnny?
Oh God this is like that move Citizen Kane you know where you later find out
Rosebud
was a sled.
But weÕll never know who Johnny was because like sheÕs dead.
Everybody run, the homecoming queenÕs got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a


"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:uXA7bHdkEHA.3988@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> Oh my god! The prom queen has a gun!
>
>
>

catwalker63
Fri Sep 03 16:44:58 CDT 2004

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:O5qjUEckEHA.524@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>> I was young once. I prefer Nora Roberts now. Lasts longer. <eg>
>
> Daniele Steele is the shiznit.

IFYPFY

I disagree. I've read a couple of her books and was very disappointed in
the writing. Flat. Like a computer wrote it using some formula. Also,
much to melodramatic and tragic. You'd be better with Cathryn Coulter or
Elizabeth Lowell.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

catwalker63
Fri Sep 03 16:52:04 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns955984CEFFA0Eneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
> news:Xns95595B636671plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>>
>> Because I'm a blonde
>
> true story - I watched a blonde at a former office take a bottle of
> "1-a- day" brand vitimins she had just purchased over lunch hour, turn
> the bottle on the side to read the directions and mutter aloud in my
> presence "I wonder how often you take these"...all I could do was
> laugh. I think she's a natural blonde, don't you...
>

My sister dropped the phone in the cat's water dish and freaked 'cause
she thought she was going to electrocute the person on the other end.
She's a brunette. I'm blonde. Go figure.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

Jtyc
Fri Sep 03 16:58:35 CDT 2004

> I disagree. I've read a couple of her books and was very disappointed in
> the writing. Flat. Like a computer wrote it using some formula. Also,
> much to melodramatic and tragic. You'd be better with Cathryn Coulter or
> Elizabeth Lowell.

I'm going to have to come clean here. I... well... I didn't actually
read any of her books.


You see, I uh... Well I was just trying to impress you.



I apologize.

catwalker63
Fri Sep 03 17:42:43 CDT 2004

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:u1w5pEgkEHA.784@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>> I disagree. I've read a couple of her books and was very
>> disappointed in the writing. Flat. Like a computer wrote it using
>> some formula. Also, much to melodramatic and tragic. You'd be
>> better with Cathryn Coulter or Elizabeth Lowell.
>
> I'm going to have to come clean here. I... well... I didn't
> actually read any of her books.
>
>
> You see, I uh... Well I was just trying to impress you.
>
>
>
> I apologize.
>
>
>

LOL! You needn't try to impress me by reading romance novels. I read
everything, it's like breathing for me. What do you LIKE to read?
Perhaps I can make a recommendation?

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

Laura
Fri Sep 03 19:15:05 CDT 2004

circa Fri, 3 Sep 2004 14:58:35 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc (jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!)
said,
> > I disagree. I've read a couple of her books and was very disappointed in
> > the writing. Flat. Like a computer wrote it using some formula. Also,
> > much to melodramatic and tragic. You'd be better with Cathryn Coulter or
> > Elizabeth Lowell.
>
> I'm going to have to come clean here. I... well... I didn't actually
> read any of her books.

Thankfully, neither have I.
>
>
> You see, I uh... Well I was just trying to impress you.

Well, it's obvious you weren't trying to impress *me*.

:-P
>

--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Laura
Fri Sep 03 19:17:07 CDT 2004

circa Fri, 03 Sep 2004 10:03:20 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
> news:Xns95595B636671plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
> >
> > Because I'm a blonde
>
> true story - I watched a blonde at a former office take a bottle of "1-a-
> day" brand vitimins she had just purchased over lunch hour, turn the
> bottle on the side to read the directions and mutter aloud in my presence
> "I wonder how often you take these"...all I could do was laugh. I think
> she's a natural blonde, don't you...
>
>
Hey!
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Laura
Fri Sep 03 19:17:58 CDT 2004

circa Fri, 03 Sep 2004 06:19:13 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
> spewed in news:MPG.1ba192fda5e87c0c98ab0e@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
> > Combine them and what do you get? Really well-constructed made up
> > English. :-)
>
> or deeply disturbing childrens stories...
>
>
Oh...you mean you're not supposed to read Stephen King to kids?
Whoops...
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Neil
Sun Sep 05 13:50:10 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> spewed
in news:Xns9559973E5730Ccatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> My sister dropped the phone in the cat's water dish and freaked 'cause
> she thought she was going to electrocute the person on the other end.

she didn't, did she?
;)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Sun Sep 05 13:50:33 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1ba2d391ba24d1c98ab1b@msnews.microsoft.com:

>
> Hey!
>

direct hit...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Sun Sep 05 13:54:17 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
<geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
news:MPG.1ba2d3c29c19675898ab1c@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Oh...you mean you're not supposed to read Stephen King to kids?
> Whoops...

oddly, they tend not to sleep when you do that. and I prefer them
sleeping (here take another pill kid).

besides if I want to create deeply disturbed children, I choose my own
...special....way of warping them, by example...

my kids will be in therapy for decades.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Sun Sep 05 21:20:32 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
<geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
news:MPG.1ba5625b36fccd2a98ab51@msnews.microsoft.com:

> circa Sun, 05 Sep 2004 11:50:33 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
> said,
>> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robi