[OT]: Monday Paranoia

I just received a book from Microsoft. Inside is a declaration signed by
the person who put the book in the book that the shipment caontained no
"unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous materials".

Sheesh. Like someone who was going to plant something in a package would
say there was?

Forget the unauthorized stuff. Watch out for those authorized
explosives....

Hey, why is my 297 book ticking?

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Consultant
Mon Apr 03 14:18:39 CDT 2006

time sensitive material?

> Hey, why is my 297 book ticking?
>
> --
> T-Bone
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Breadteaser
Mon Apr 03 14:38:03 CDT 2006

That just tells how idiots deal with security these days

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"TBone" wrote:

> I just received a book from Microsoft. Inside is a declaration signed by
> the person who put the book in the book that the shipment caontained no
> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous materials".
>
> Sheesh. Like someone who was going to plant something in a package would
> say there was?
>
> Forget the unauthorized stuff. Watch out for those authorized
> explosives....
>
> Hey, why is my 297 book ticking?
>
> --
> T-Bone
> MCNGP XL
>

Neil
Mon Apr 03 16:09:25 CDT 2006

did you hear TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> say in
news:Xns979A98BDD184Areplyhere@207.46.248.16:

> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous materials".

what category does Anthrax fall under?

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Bigus
Tue Apr 04 00:38:52 CDT 2006

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>

>
> what category does Anthrax fall under?
>
I believe they were categorized as Thrash Metal
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Robert
Tue Apr 04 12:05:54 CDT 2006

Neil wrote:
> did you hear TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> say in
> news:Xns979A98BDD184Areplyhere@207.46.248.16:
>
>> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous
>> materials".
>
> what category does Anthrax fall under?

awful awful music.

CBIC
Tue Apr 04 12:18:50 CDT 2006

>> what category does Anthrax fall under?
>
> awful awful music.

How can you say that about the band that gave us "Startin up a posse"?
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Bigus
Wed Apr 05 00:33:20 CDT 2006

**CBIC's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
>>> what category does Anthrax fall under?
>>
>> awful awful music.
>
> How can you say that about the band that gave us "Startin up a posse"?
>
Right....Anthrax fsukin rocked back then. Admitted, I would never listen to
that cr@p now, but back then it was awesome.

~shakes head~ What was I thinking back then?

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Bigus
Wed Apr 05 00:35:08 CDT 2006

**Robert Moir's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> Neil wrote:
>> did you hear TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> say in
>> news:Xns979A98BDD184Areplyhere@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous
>>> materials".
>>
>> what category does Anthrax fall under?
>
> awful awful music.
>
And just what did you grow up listening to?

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MitchS
Wed Apr 05 07:21:52 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> ~shakes head~ What was I thinking back then?

You'd still love it if you listened to it *chemically enhanced*

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JaR
Wed Apr 05 10:41:25 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:uA$gbJHWGHA.1192
@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> And just what did you grow up listening to?
>

Well, lessee; Beatles, Stones, The Who, Jefferson Airplane(Grace Slick was
HAWT!) Buffalo Springfield, Led Zepplin, Deep Purple...
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Neil
Wed Apr 05 10:42:15 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in news:uA
$gbJHWGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> And just what did you grow up listening to?

My guess, Virtual Music...

http://www.robertmoir.co.uk/Virtualisation.html

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MitchS
Wed Apr 05 10:52:10 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> And just what did you grow up listening to?

George Strait, Garth brooks, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Willie, Waylon
Jennings(mostly on The Dukes of Hazzard),Winton Marsalis, Stevie Ray
Vaughan, B.B. king, Clapton, Dizzie Gillespie, Beethoven (not the original
just his work), Tchaikovsky (spell check that for me will ya), AC/DC, G N'
R, Poison, Nelson (just kidding), KISS, Alabama, Sawyer Brown, Mozart, Bon
Jovi, Vanilla Ice (for a couple of weeks), MC Hammer (less than a couple of
weeks), Run DMC, Naughty by Nature, Beatles, Van Halen, Rico Suave (kidding
again), and the Benedictine monks of San somethin or other just to name a
few.

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JaR
Wed Apr 05 12:27:59 CDT 2006

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in
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> and the Benedictine monks of San somethin or other

Were those the guys that did the Gregorian Chants? That was wild to listen
to in a chemically enhanced state.

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Robert
Wed Apr 05 17:31:00 CDT 2006

Bigus Di©kus wrote:
> **Robert Moir's** the one who fcukin said it
> <<-------------------------------->>
>> Neil wrote:
>>> did you hear TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> say in
>>> news:Xns979A98BDD184Areplyhere@207.46.248.16:
>>>
>>>> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous
>>>> materials".
>>>
>>> what category does Anthrax fall under?
>>
>> awful awful music.
>>
> And just what did you grow up listening to?

awful awful music.

Bigus
Wed Apr 05 20:28:24 CDT 2006

**MitchS's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> news:%23GdJbIHWGHA.1084@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>
>> ~shakes head~ What was I thinking back then?
>
> You'd still love it if you listened to it *chemically enhanced*
>
Never touched the stuff.


Ever seen a 20 dollar bill?

Ever seen a 20 dollar bill on pot, man?


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Bigus
Wed Apr 05 20:29:40 CDT 2006

**JaR's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:uA$gbJHWGHA.1192
> @TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> And just what did you grow up listening to?
>>
>
> Well, lessee; Beatles, Stones, The Who, Jefferson Airplane(Grace
> Slick was HAWT!) Buffalo Springfield, Led Zepplin, Deep Purple...
>
That was the music to jam to.


But I thought Grace Jones was HAWTER than Grace Slick.

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Bigus
Wed Apr 05 20:31:55 CDT 2006

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in news:uA
> $gbJHWGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> And just what did you grow up listening to?
>
> My guess, Virtual Music...
>
> http://www.robertmoir.co.uk/Virtualisation.html
>

Hmmm....coincidence?

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Bigus
Wed Apr 05 21:06:10 CDT 2006

**MitchS's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> news:uA$gbJHWGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>
>> And just what did you grow up listening to?
>
> George Strait (STILL KICKS ASS), Garth brooks (WAY OVERRATED), Merle
> Haggard (THE LONESOME FUGITIVE), Johnny Cash (THE BOY NAMED SUE), Willie
> (POT FOR LIFE),
> Waylon Jennings(mostly on The Dukes of Hazzard)(SAME HERE),Winton
> Marsalis(WYNTON PUT OUT SOME REALLY GOOD JAZZ),
> Stevie Ray Vaughan (PRIDE & JOY and TEXAS FLOOD), B.B. king(SINGIN' THE
> BLUES), Clapton(COCAINE), Dizzie Gillespie(SHAW NUFF), Beethoven
> (not the original just his work)(I SAW HIM IN CONCERT), Tchaikovsky (spell
> check that for
> me will ya)(NO NEED TO SPOLL CHEKC, YOU GOT IT RIGHT), AC/DC(BLACK IN
> BACK), G N' R(G@Y N' RETARDED), Poison(TOO BAD THEY NEVER DIED FROM IT),
> Nelson (just kidding)(YOU'D BETTER BE, I'LL KICK YOUR A$$ JUST ON
> PRINCIPLE), KISS(KNIGHTS IN S@T@N'S SERVICE),
> Alabama (RAWKED), Sawyer Brown (REMEMBER SEEING THEM ON STAR SEARCH?),
> Mozart (NOT AS GOOD AS TCHAIKOVSKY), Bon Jovi (HIS SINGING WAS BETTER THAN
> HIS ACTING), Vanilla Ice (for a couple of
> weeks) (YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS), MC Hammer (less than a couple of weeks)(THAT
> MAN COULD DANCE.....NOT), Run DMC (W/ OR W/O AEROSMITH?), Naughty by
> Nature (EH....NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR ME), Beatles (STILL LISTEN TO THEM),
> Van Halen (ONLY THE ORIGINAL), Rico Suave (kidding again) (STOP
> IT...YOU'RE KILLING ME), and the
> Benedictine monks of San somethin or other just to name a few (WHO?)
>
But you forgot some of the all-time greats... Jerry Reed (Smoky & the
Bandit), Steppenwolf, Jefferson Starship, Queen, The Byrds, The Yardbirds,
Cream, Canned Heat, Johnny Winter, Doors, Chicago, Richard Simmons (just
kidding), Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Electric Light
Orchestra, ZZ Top, Molly Hatchet, The Charlie Daniels Band, Cheap Trick,
Kajagoogoo (just kidding, had to throw that last one in)

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Bigus
Wed Apr 05 21:07:30 CDT 2006

**Robert Moir's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> Bigus Di©kus wrote:
>> **Robert Moir's** the one who fcukin said it
>> <<-------------------------------->>
>>> Neil wrote:
>>>> did you hear TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> say in
>>>> news:Xns979A98BDD184Areplyhere@207.46.248.16:
>>>>
>>>>> "unauthorized explosives, destructive devices or hazardous
>>>>> materials".
>>>>
>>>> what category does Anthrax fall under?
>>>
>>> awful awful music.
>>>
>> And just what did you grow up listening to?
>
> awful awful music.
>
Yeah, I think we all did, then we grew up and started actually liking the
music our parents listened too.
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LnkWizard
Thu Apr 06 07:34:26 CDT 2006



"Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> **MitchS's** the one who fcukin said it
> <<-------------------------------->>
> > "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> > news:uA$gbJHWGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> >

You just need to listen to Mannheim Steamroller or
Trans Siberian Railroad
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MitchS
Thu Apr 06 08:03:14 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> **MitchS's** the one who fcukin said it
> <<-------------------------------->>
>> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>> news:%23GdJbIHWGHA.1084@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>
>>> ~shakes head~ What was I thinking back then?
>>
>> You'd still love it if you listened to it *chemically enhanced*
>>
> Never touched the stuff.
>
>
> Ever seen a 20 dollar bill?

I'm in IT, of course I've seen a 20, just nothin larger.

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Jtyc
Thu Apr 06 10:05:02 CDT 2006

Oh oh OH oh oh. Oh oh OH oh. Oh oh OH oh oh, the right stuff.




/Hangin tuff

JaR
Thu Apr 06 10:28:44 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:uYYJ7kRWGHA.1196
@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> But I thought Grace Jones was HAWTER than Grace Slick.

Grace Jones? You must be kidding. Ugh.

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MitchS
Thu Apr 06 11:16:05 CDT 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
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> Oh oh OH oh oh. Oh oh OH oh. Oh oh OH oh oh, the white stuff.

Iffity Piffity

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Jtyc
Thu Apr 06 12:05:34 CDT 2006

>> Oh oh OH oh oh. Oh oh OH oh. Oh oh OH oh oh, the white stuff.
> Iffity Piffity

Well they did leave some incriminating evidence in their dressing room after
the concert.




f'n tools... We had to wait until 2am before they would leave so we could
get in there and clean up their dressing room.

/talking to himself

MitchS
Thu Apr 06 12:23:21 CDT 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
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>>> Oh oh OH oh oh. Oh oh OH oh. Oh oh OH oh oh, the white stuff.
>> Iffity Piffity
>
> Well they did leave some incriminating evidence in their dressing room
> after the concert.

I was referring to the Weird Al version

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Jtyc
Thu Apr 06 14:18:58 CDT 2006

> I was referring to the Weird Al version

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

Frisbee®
Thu Apr 06 14:26:21 CDT 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
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>> I was referring to the Weird Al version
>
> As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
> I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

My single favorite Weird Al song.

Neil
Thu Apr 06 15:10:26 CDT 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in news:en#q6
$aWGHA.3972@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> news:%23MUmh7aWGHA.1196@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>> I was referring to the Weird Al version
>>
>> As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
>> I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
>
> My single favorite Weird Al song.
>
>
>

and mine

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MitchS
Thu Apr 06 15:16:55 CDT 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
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>> I was referring to the Weird Al version
>
> As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

Actually i meant this one

The white stuff, The white stuff

The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing I know

I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear through
But who cares? What else am I supposed to do?

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, the white stuff
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff

The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Take some with me everywhere I go

Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I need... You know what it is

Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, the white stuff
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, the white stuff
Oh OH OH-OH-Oh, Oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff

But I really like this one

"Trigger Happy"

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi penguin again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away




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Bigus
Thu Apr 06 23:12:36 CDT 2006

**MitchS's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> news:OwDaNkRWGHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> **MitchS's** the one who fcukin said it
>> <<-------------------------------->>
>>> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>>> news:%23GdJbIHWGHA.1084@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>
>>>> ~shakes head~ What was I thinking back then?
>>>
>>> You'd still love it if you listened to it *chemically enhanced*
>>>
>> Never touched the stuff.
>>
>>
>> Ever seen a 20 dollar bill?
>
> I'm in IT, of course I've seen a 20, just nothin larger.
>
If they can only afford to bribe you with $20s, then they aren't worth
taking the risk for.

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Bigus
Thu Apr 06 23:20:40 CDT 2006

**JaR's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:uYYJ7kRWGHA.1196
> @TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> But I thought Grace Jones was HAWTER than Grace Slick.
>
> Grace Jones? You must be kidding. Ugh.
>
No way man....she was HAWT....especially in this pic, and so is that marine
cut : http://tinyurl.com/ng5ww

Did you know she was married to Dolph Lundgren?


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Bigus
Thu Apr 06 23:22:04 CDT 2006

**LnkWizard's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
> news:e9y9T5RWGHA.2080@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> **MitchS's** the one who fcukin said it
>> <<-------------------------------->>
>>> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>>> news:uA$gbJHWGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>>
>
> You just need to listen to Mannheim Steamroller or
> Trans Siberian Railroad
>
Excellent music, especially on DVD in the 5.1 or 6.1 surround sound.

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JaR
Fri Apr 07 11:06:31 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in
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>>
> No way man....she was HAWT....especially in this pic, and so is that
> marine cut : http://tinyurl.com/ng5ww
>

Jeebuz Keeeerist! You think that's HAWT? OMFG, you can't even be sure that
it's not some guy. That'd be like being turned on by Dennis Rodman.

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

> Did you know she was married to Dolph Lundgren?

Yes. How freaky is that?

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MitchS
Fri Apr 07 11:49:48 CDT 2006

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
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> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in
> news:#EMQIpfWGHA.3800@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>>>
>> No way man....she was HAWT....especially in this pic, and so is that
>> marine cut : http://tinyurl.com/ng5ww
>>
>
> Jeebuz Keeeerist! You think that's HAWT? OMFG, you can't even be sure that
> it's not some guy. That'd be like being turned on by Dennis Rodman.
>
> NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

Rodman!?!?! There is definately something wrong with that.

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Neil
Fri Apr 07 12:09:34 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
news:uiBUnkfWGHA.3760@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> If they can only afford to bribe you with $20s, then they aren't worth
> taking the risk for.

WHICH....is why you're not worth the risk...

--
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- Gun Fighting Rule: The only thing worse than a miss, is a slow miss.

JaR
Fri Apr 07 12:29:37 CDT 2006

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in news:
#j6QqMmWGHA.3760@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> Rodman!?!?! There is definately something wrong with that.

Well, yes, of course there is, but one has to try not to offend, and all
that.

--
JaR
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Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 14:34:21 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
> news:uiBUnkfWGHA.3760@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
>> If they can only afford to bribe you with $20s, then they aren't
>> worth taking the risk for.
>
> WHICH....is why you're not worth the risk...
>
Never claimed I was.
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 14:36:29 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in
> news:#EMQIpfWGHA.3800@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>>>
>> No way man....she was HAWT....especially in this pic, and so is that
>> marine cut : http://tinyurl.com/ng5ww
>>
>
> Jeebuz Keeeerist! You think that's HAWT? OMFG, you can't even be sure
> that it's not some guy. That'd be like being turned on by Dennis
> Rodman.
>
LingMAO.....no, I was kidding. I've never gone Black....affraid I'll never bo
back.


> NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
>
>> Did you know she was married to Dolph Lundgren?
>
> Yes. How freaky is that?
>
Very Freaky

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Frisbee®
Fri Apr 07 14:41:59 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> wrote in message
news:%23z33dqnWGHA.5096@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> << While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in
>> news:#EMQIpfWGHA.3800@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>>
>>>>
>>> No way man....she was HAWT....especially in this pic, and so is that
>>> marine cut : http://tinyurl.com/ng5ww?wp_ml=0
>>>
>>
>> Jeebuz Keeeerist! You think that's HAWT? OMFG, you can't even be sure
>> that it's not some guy. That'd be like being turned on by Dennis
>> Rodman.
>>
> LingMAO.....no, I was kidding. I've never gone Black....affraid I'll
> never bo
> back.

I have... tastes like chicken.

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 14:49:58 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
> news:%23z33dqnWGHA.5096@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> << While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
>> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>> "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> wrote in
>>> news:#EMQIpfWGHA.3800@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>>>
>>>>>
>>>> No way man....she was HAWT....especially in this pic, and so is
>>>> that marine cut : http://tinyurl.com/ng5ww?wp_ml=0
>>>>
>>>
>>> Jeebuz Keeeerist! You think that's HAWT? OMFG, you can't even be
>>> sure that it's not some guy. That'd be like being turned on by
>>> Dennis Rodman.
>>>
>> LingMAO.....no, I was kidding. I've never gone Black....affraid I'll
>> never bo
>> back.
>
> I have... tastes like chicken.
>
Now, I'll never eat chicken again...as I'm affraid it will taste black.
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Neil
Sat Apr 08 09:28:14 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in
news:eCJ3RpnWGHA.1204@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> Never claimed I was.

shows by how much you bribed me...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn...

Bigus
Sat Apr 08 10:53:41 CDT 2006

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> say in
> news:eCJ3RpnWGHA.1204@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>> Never claimed I was.
>
> shows by how much you bribed me...
>
Had I known, I would have used a $50

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Neil
Sat Apr 08 19:53:44 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
news:O6boBRyWGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> Had I known, I would have used a $50

next time bring at least 4 of those

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- famous last words: .....of course I checked it for viruses!

Bigus
Sun Apr 09 11:10:27 CDT 2006

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
> news:O6boBRyWGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>> Had I known, I would have used a $50
>
> next time bring at least 4 of those
>
Would 200 - $1 bills be ok?

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Neil
Sun Apr 09 12:29:56 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in news:#AhiC
$#WGHA.2376@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> Would 200 - $1 bills be ok?

so long as you aren't talkin Canadian dollar. That would then be $1 COINS

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- If a string has one end, then it has another end.

Bigus
Sun Apr 09 20:26:05 CDT 2006

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in news:#AhiC
> $#WGHA.2376@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> Would 200 - $1 bills be ok?
>
> so long as you aren't talkin Canadian dollar. That would then be $1
> COINS
>
Yeah, hard to tip the strippers with coin, they just keep falling out of the
slot.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

MitchS
Mon Apr 10 09:14:04 CDT 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eVnXStnWGHA.3440@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...

> I have... tastes like chicken.

KFC or Popeye's?

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Frisbee®
Mon Apr 10 09:16:31 CDT 2006

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:edt18jKXGHA.4920@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:eVnXStnWGHA.3440@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>
>> I have... tastes like chicken.
>
> KFC or Popeye's?

Ya know, my googling wife read my above comment and threw it in my face
yesterday. So, I think it best to not make any more replies in this thread.

JaR
Mon Apr 10 10:10:07 CDT 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:ezixVlKXGHA.1348@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

>
> Ya know, my googling wife read my above comment and threw it in my
> face yesterday. So, I think it best to not make any more replies in
> this thread.

I'd make some sort of smart-james comment here about how lame and
psychotic some women are, but in the interest of helping you maintain
peace in your home, I shall abstain.

--
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Remove hat to reply

MitchS
Mon Apr 10 11:00:25 CDT 2006

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A153185E6A8onlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16...

> I shall abstain.

Keeps the peace in my home too, but it sure ain't fun.
--
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MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

MitchS
Mon Apr 10 11:02:10 CDT 2006

"Fr®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ezixVlKXGHA.1348@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

> Ya know, my googling wife read my above comment and threw it in my face
> yesterday. So, I think it best to not make any more replies in this
> thread.

Understood, and I don't blame you. Damb Google, and it's wicked ways.

(Some names may have been changed to protect the innocent.)

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Neil
Tue Apr 11 09:49:49 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
news:uJFbh1DXGHA.3864@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> Yeah, hard to tip the strippers with coin, they just keep falling out
> of the slot.

ust keep re-inserting

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- I read the FM, and it didn't work.

Bigus
Tue Apr 11 21:42:49 CDT 2006

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
> news:uJFbh1DXGHA.3864@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>> Yeah, hard to tip the strippers with coin, they just keep falling out
>> of the slot.
>
> ust keep re-inserting
>
after a while though, ya just get tired of it and want to move on to bigger
and better things....well better things anyways.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*