OT: Monday Madness

Dear Wife,

Getting mad at me because I'm a "computer professional" (programmer) who
can't seem to rid our laptop of viri and malware is kind of like getting
mad at a professional airline pilot because he cannot fix the jet engine.

Thank you.

--
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CBIC
Mon Oct 15 13:01:59 PDT 2007


"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:un7nX51DIHA.1164@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> Dear Wife,
>
> Getting mad at me because I'm a "computer professional" (programmer) who
> can't seem to rid our laptop of viri and malware is kind of like getting
> mad at a professional airline pilot because he cannot fix the jet engine.
>
> Thank you.
>

Problems at home?

catwalker63
Mon Oct 15 14:23:04 PDT 2007

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> prattled ceaselessly in
news:un7nX51DIHA.1164@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> Dear Wife,
>
> Getting mad at me because I'm a "computer professional" (programmer) who
> can't seem to rid our laptop of viri and malware is kind of like getting
> mad at a professional airline pilot because he cannot fix the jet engine.
>
> Thank you.
>

It's more like getting mad at the pilot for not keeping the passengers in
their seats. It's easy to keep crap off the computer if you don't let them
use it. :D

--
Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

LarryWest-at-hotmail-dot-com>
Mon Oct 15 19:37:01 PDT 2007

Wow - to have a wife who actually reads Microsoft newsgroups.
Were you two made for each other or what?
Hope you work out your differences.
--
Larry J. West, MCSD, MCPD, MCITP, MCTS x5, MOUS, FLMI, ACS
* always open to after-hours telecommute (second job) positions.
* developing personal computer software since before the PC.


"CBIC" wrote:

>
> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:un7nX51DIHA.1164@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> > Dear Wife,
> >
> > Getting mad at me because I'm a "computer professional" (programmer) who
> > can't seem to rid our laptop of viri and malware is kind of like getting
> > mad at a professional airline pilot because he cannot fix the jet engine.
> >
> > Thank you.
> >
>
> Problems at home?
>
>
>

catwalker63
Tue Oct 16 09:57:16 PDT 2007

=?Utf-8?B?TGFycnlXZXN0TUNTRA==?= <LarryWest-at-hotmail-dot-com> prattled
ceaselessly in news:D309BD97-47F9-4DD0-BB64-0E5888EF8CFC@microsoft.com:

> Wow - to have a wife who actually reads Microsoft newsgroups.
> Were you two made for each other or what?
> Hope you work out your differences.

She doesn't read, she Googles. It's more of a surveillance thing than a
thing in common.

--
Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Frisbee®
Tue Oct 16 10:15:17 PDT 2007

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99CB655D2F43catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136...
> =?Utf-8?B?TGFycnlXZXN0TUNTRA==?= <LarryWest-at-hotmail-dot-com> prattled
> ceaselessly in news:D309BD97-47F9-4DD0-BB64-0E5888EF8CFC@microsoft.com:
>
>> Wow - to have a wife who actually reads Microsoft newsgroups.
>> Were you two made for each other or what?
>> Hope you work out your differences.
>
> She doesn't read, she Googles. It's more of a surveillance thing than a
> thing in common.

Nobody understands you better than your friends.

kpg*
Tue Oct 16 10:17:34 PDT 2007

catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
news:Xns99CB655D2F43catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> =?Utf-8?B?TGFycnlXZXN0TUNTRA==?= <LarryWest-at-hotmail-dot-com> prattled
> ceaselessly in news:D309BD97-47F9-4DD0-BB64-0E5888EF8CFC@microsoft.com:
>
>> Wow - to have a wife who actually reads Microsoft newsgroups.
>> Were you two made for each other or what?
>> Hope you work out your differences.
>
> She doesn't read, she Googles. It's more of a surveillance thing than a
> thing in common.
>

Isn't it interesting how much of Frisbee's personal life we all know about?

voyeur

Neil
Tue Oct 16 17:18:41 PDT 2007

did you hear "kpg*" <no@spam.com> say in
news:Xns99CB7D2B477EEipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:

> Isn't it interesting how much of Frisbee's personal life we all know
> about?

and this isn't just a TOUCH disturbing?

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