OT: Monday Funny

I know, it's stupid and off topic, but some
of these made me laugh.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

kpg

CBIC
Mon Jan 30 10:49:55 CST 2006

In news:Xns975B6CB63B1D7ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1,
kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> embarrassed himself by saying:
> I know, it's stupid and off topic,

Then it's a perfect subject for this place.
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Robert
Mon Jan 30 11:17:54 CST 2006


"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> In news:Xns975B6CB63B1D7ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1,
> kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> embarrassed himself by saying:
> > I know, it's stupid and off topic,
>
> Then it's a perfect subject for this place.
> --
Who watches Chuck Norris anymore? Unless he's on a TotalGym infomercial!

How about something a little more up to date.... Like Jack Bauer Facts

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

MitchS
Mon Jan 30 11:37:35 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in message news:uEwnLGcJGHA.2696@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>
> "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:eSbM00bJGHA.2040@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> In news:Xns975B6CB63B1D7ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1,
>> kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> embarrassed himself by saying:
>> > I know, it's stupid and off topic,
>>
>> Then it's a perfect subject for this place.
>> --
> Who watches Chuck Norris anymore?

I did this morning. Twice. And he ate a fukcing Indian!


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kpg
Mon Jan 30 11:34:45 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> said
something like

> http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

Chuck Noris can kick Jack Bauer a$$ while counting to infinity, twice.

That is, if Jack Bauer were real.

Robert
Mon Jan 30 11:50:24 CST 2006


"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
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> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com> said
> something like
>
> > http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
>
> Chuck Noris can kick Jack Bauer a$$ while counting to infinity, twice.
>
> That is, if Jack Bauer were real.
>
>
Don't get me wrong, Chuck kicksa$$, but we're talking tv here, not real life.

Robert
Mon Jan 30 11:52:58 CST 2006


"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> wrote in message news:uEwnLGcJGHA.2696@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> >
> > "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:eSbM00bJGHA.2040@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> >> In news:Xns975B6CB63B1D7ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1,
> >> kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> embarrassed himself by saying:
> >> > I know, it's stupid and off topic,
> >>
> >> Then it's a perfect subject for this place.
> >> --
> > Who watches Chuck Norris anymore?
>
> I did this morning. Twice. And he ate a fukcing Indian!
>
>
Jack did to, but Jack's Indian had a spicy curry flavor to it. Chuck's was just
a plain indian...tough, leathery skin, very little flavor

Lasher
Mon Jan 30 12:03:39 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in news:uujMoWcJGHA.1728@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

>
> "kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
> news:Xns975B75D1F6D82ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
>> said something like
>>
>> > http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
>>
>> Chuck Noris can kick Jack Bauer a$$ while counting to infinity,
>> twice.
>>
>> That is, if Jack Bauer were real.
>>
>>
> Don't get me wrong, Chuck kicksa$$, but we're talking tv here, not
> real life.
>
>
>

Ok, so...You just don't believe. Here's why:

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their
entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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kpg
Mon Jan 30 12:08:27 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> Don't get me wrong, Chuck kicksa$$, but we're talking tv here, not
> real life.


Well in real life, as you call it...

...But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial
arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional
MiddleWeight Karate Champion.


and besides that...

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.

kpg

Robert
Mon Jan 30 12:20:59 CST 2006


"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
news:Xns975B7B88A54A2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > Don't get me wrong, Chuck kicksa$$, but we're talking tv here, not
> > real life.
>
>
> Well in real life, as you call it...
>
> ...But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial
> arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional
> MiddleWeight Karate Champion.
>
Thank you for the history lesson, I'm well aware of Chuck's accomplishments.
I've seen every movie he's done, I've seen every TV show he's done, and I've
seen every special ever created about him.

I just like wreaking havok amongst the NG world. It is so much fun to see
everyone get so defensive (or *offensive* if you prefer)

>
> and besides that...
>
> Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
> tennis.
>
> kpg

If it were going against Jack, the brick wall would have known better than to
even start with him.

kpg
Mon Jan 30 12:28:33 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> I just like wreaking havok amongst the NG world. It is so much fun to
> see everyone get so defensive (or *offensive* if you prefer)

Oh. So that's how it is. Fine. I'm sending Chuck over to kick your a$$.

Lasher
Mon Jan 30 12:30:03 CST 2006

kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in
news:Xns975B7B88A54A2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Well in real life, as you call it...
>
> ...But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many
> martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World
> Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion.
>

What?s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn?t use its
full name, which happens to be Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-
Norris-Division.

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Robert
Mon Jan 30 12:34:05 CST 2006


"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
news:Xns975B7EF17C4F7ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > I just like wreaking havok amongst the NG world. It is so much fun to
> > see everyone get so defensive (or *offensive* if you prefer)
>
> Oh. So that's how it is. Fine. I'm sending Chuck over to kick your a$$.
>
And I'll have Jack ready and waiting for him

kpg
Mon Jan 30 12:36:05 CST 2006

Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> said something like

> What?s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn?t
> use its full name, which happens to be Ultimate Fighting Championship,
> Non-Chuck- Norris-Division.

I'm a boxing fan, but I like the UFC because it's more like real
fighting. Box, kick, tackle, whatever works for you - just win.

Of couse, I carry a .45 - so I'm even badder than Chuck.

Lasher
Mon Jan 30 12:40:21 CST 2006

kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in
news:Xns975B803831D11ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> said something like
>
>> What?s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn?t
>> use its full name, which happens to be Ultimate Fighting Championship,
>> Non-Chuck- Norris-Division.
>
> I'm a boxing fan, but I like the UFC because it's more like real
> fighting. Box, kick, tackle, whatever works for you - just win.
>
> Of couse, I carry a .45 - so I'm even badder than Chuck.
>

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


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JaR
Mon Jan 30 12:41:07 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of kpg:

> Of couse, I carry a .45 - so I'm even badder than Chuck.

The good Lowerd couldn't make all men equal.

But Sam Colt sure as hell did.

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Robert
Mon Jan 30 12:43:04 CST 2006


"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> wrote in message
news:Xns975B7F2B6E4lashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
> kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in
> news:Xns975B7B88A54A2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
> > Well in real life, as you call it...
> >
> > ...But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many
> > martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World
> > Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion.
> >
>
> What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its
> full name, which happens to be Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-
> Norris-Division.
>
You didn't get the IM? The Non-Chuck-Norris-Division was changed to the
Jack-Bauer-Division two years ago. There is now a 3rd division for the p*ssies,
it's the NCNNJBD.

Robert
Mon Jan 30 12:43:51 CST 2006


>
> Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
> assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
> deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
>
Now that's funny

Robert
Mon Jan 30 12:44:27 CST 2006


"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975B6CB273842Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
> plaintive wail of kpg:
>
> > Of couse, I carry a .45 - so I'm even badder than Chuck.
>
> The good Lowerd couldn't make all men equal.
>
> But Sam Colt sure as hell did.
>
Sturm Ruger did a pretty good job too

kpg
Mon Jan 30 12:50:20 CST 2006

Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> said something like

> Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
> JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with
> his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer
> amazement.

Hey, nothing against 'ole Chuck, but what about the guy shooting
from the grassy knoll?

...oh yeah, and where did Oswald learn to shoot?


kpg

That's right, the same place I did.
...and he lived in New Orleans (for a while).
coincidence?

kpg
Mon Jan 30 12:51:53 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

>> The good Lowerd couldn't make all men equal.
>>
>> But Sam Colt sure as hell did.
>>
> Sturm Ruger did a pretty good job too

Sam Colt could kick Sturm Ruger's a$$.

And besides, Sturm Ruger is a fictional character made
up by Ally McBeal.

Lasher
Mon Jan 30 12:53:16 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in news:uEQff0cJGHA.3176@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>
>>
>> Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
>> JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with
>> his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer
>> amazement.
>>
> Now that's funny
>
>

Q: How many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, Chuck prefers to kill in the dark.

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Robert
Mon Jan 30 13:08:32 CST 2006


"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
news:Xns975B82E6172E1ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> >> The good Lowerd couldn't make all men equal.
> >>
> >> But Sam Colt sure as hell did.
> >>
> > Sturm Ruger did a pretty good job too
>
> Sam Colt could kick Sturm Ruger's a$$.
>
> And besides, Sturm Ruger is a fictional character made
> up by Ally McBeal.
>
And around and around we go.......

JaR
Mon Jan 30 13:07:40 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Robert Williams:

>>
> Sturm Ruger did a pretty good job too

That's just crazy talk.

Did William Bonney pack a Ruger?

Wyatt Earp?

Wild Bill Hickock?

How 'bout the Texas Rangers?

Or the U.S. byghod Cavalry?

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Lasher
Mon Jan 30 13:10:24 CST 2006

kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in
news:Xns975B82A3452C4ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

>
> Hey, nothing against 'ole Chuck, but what about the guy shooting
> from the grassy knoll?

If the Zabruder film is slowed down enough, one can see that it is indeed
the young Chuck Norris roundhouse from the grassy knoll that kills JFK.
Unfortunately the kick can still not be comprehended by mankind.

> ...oh yeah, and where did Oswald learn to shoot?

Simple. He watched "Walker: Texas Ranger".

>
> kpg
>
> That's right, the same place I did.
> ...and he lived in New Orleans (for a while).
> coincidence?
>

No, that's just Chuck Norris.


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Lasher
Mon Jan 30 13:11:09 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in news:OFdYSCdJGHA.2088@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

>
> "kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
> news:Xns975B82E6172E1ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
>> said something like
>>
>> >> The good Lowerd couldn't make all men equal.
>> >>
>> >> But Sam Colt sure as hell did.
>> >>
>> > Sturm Ruger did a pretty good job too
>>
>> Sam Colt could kick Sturm Ruger's a$$.
>>
>> And besides, Sturm Ruger is a fictional character made
>> up by Ally McBeal.
>>
> And around and around we go.......
>
>

And Strom Thurman could beat up Ally McBeal.

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Robert
Mon Jan 30 13:14:41 CST 2006


"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> wrote in message
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> "Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> wrote in news:OFdYSCdJGHA.2088@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> >
> > "kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
> > news:Xns975B82E6172E1ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> >> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> >> said something like
> >>
> >> >> The good Lowerd couldn't make all men equal.
> >> >>
> >> >> But Sam Colt sure as hell did.
> >> >>
> >> > Sturm Ruger did a pretty good job too
> >>
> >> Sam Colt could kick Sturm Ruger's a$$.
> >>
> >> And besides, Sturm Ruger is a fictional character made
> >> up by Ally McBeal.
> >>
> > And around and around we go.......
> >
> >
>
> And Strom Thurman could beat up Ally McBeal.
>
Strom Thurman would make Ally McBeal sock his cuck.

Robert
Mon Jan 30 13:40:31 CST 2006


"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975B71329589ETalleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
> plaintive wail of Robert Williams:
>
> >>
> > Sturm Ruger did a pretty good job too
>
> That's just crazy talk.
>
> Did William Bonney pack a Ruger?
>
> Wyatt Earp?
>
> Wild Bill Hickock?
>
> How 'bout the Texas Rangers?
>
> Or the U.S. byghod Cavalry?
>
Ruger was only created in 1949, had they been around they probably would have
used a Ruger. Or maybe, had Ruger been created in their time, they would still
be around.

Sturm, Ruger has extended the historic achievements of pioneers like Eli
Whitney, Simeon North, Robbins & Lawrence and Colonel Samuel Colt by
spearheading a modern "industrial revolution" of its own creation. - Sturm Ruger

JaR
Mon Jan 30 13:56:27 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Robert Williams:

> Ruger was only created in 1949,

That would be my point.

> had they been around they probably
> would have used a Ruger. Or maybe, had Ruger been created in their
> time, they would still be around.
>

Sure....I think...what you said...I guess...

> Sturm, Ruger has extended the historic achievements of pioneers like
> Eli Whitney, Simeon North, Robbins & Lawrence and Colonel Samuel Colt
> by spearheading a modern "industrial revolution" of its own creation.
> - Sturm Ruger

"We treat others as we would like to be treated ourselves.
We do not tolerate abusive or disrespectful treatment... We
work with customers and prospects openly, honestly and
sincerely" ~ ENRON

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nocturnal.~ JaR

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Robert
Mon Jan 30 14:10:20 CST 2006


"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975B7977CDB9FTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Robert Williams:
>
> > Ruger was only created in 1949,
>
> That would be my point.
>
> > had they been around they probably
> > would have used a Ruger. Or maybe, had Ruger been created in their
> > time, they would still be around.
> >
>
> Sure....I think...what you said...I guess...
>
> > Sturm, Ruger has extended the historic achievements of pioneers like
> > Eli Whitney, Simeon North, Robbins & Lawrence and Colonel Samuel Colt
> > by spearheading a modern "industrial revolution" of its own creation.
> > - Sturm Ruger
>
> "We treat others as we would like to be treated ourselves.
> We do not tolerate abusive or disrespectful treatment... We
> work with customers and prospects openly, honestly and
> sincerely" ~ ENRON
>

And we ALL know where ENRON ended up!

Lasher
Mon Jan 30 14:21:14 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in news:uRXN0kdJGHA.1368@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
> And we ALL know where ENRON ended up!
>
>

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Enron and they got exposed for bad stock
trading. Then they evaporated from the aftershock of the roundhouse kick.

--
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MitchS
Mon Jan 30 14:32:17 CST 2006

"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
news:Xns975B82E6172E1ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...

> Sam Colt could kick Sturm Ruger's a$$.

But not Dan Wesson's.

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MitchS
Mon Jan 30 14:34:55 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in message news:eT16JUdJGHA.3732@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...

> Ruger was only created in 1949, had they been around they probably would
> have
> used a Ruger. Or maybe, had Ruger been created in their time, they would
> still
> be around.

Or Barrett, or the F-16, or Chuck Norris.

> Sturm, Ruger has extended the historic achievements of pioneers like Eli
> Whitney

Because everyone knows you need to pack a coulpe Single 6's to work that
danm cotton gin.

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Jtyc
Mon Jan 30 14:37:06 CST 2006

> Or Barrett, or the F-16, or Chuck Norris.
>> Sturm, Ruger has extended the historic achievements of pioneers like Eli
>> Whitney
> Because everyone knows you need to pack a coulpe Single 6's to work that
> danm cotton gin.

What about Robert Fulton?

Robert
Mon Jan 30 14:39:39 CST 2006


"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> wrote in message
news:Xns975B920519B95lashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
> "Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> wrote in news:uRXN0kdJGHA.1368@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
> >
> > And we ALL know where ENRON ended up!
> >
> >
>
> Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Enron and they got exposed for bad stock
> trading. Then they evaporated from the aftershock of the roundhouse kick.
>
Actually, Jack exposed the entire corporate structure, linking them all to
terrorism, before he stormed in by himself to kill and/or torture each and every
one of them.

Robert
Mon Jan 30 14:42:03 CST 2006


"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:%23vvbazdJGHA.2704@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> > Or Barrett, or the F-16, or Chuck Norris.
> >> Sturm, Ruger has extended the historic achievements of pioneers like Eli
> >> Whitney
> > Because everyone knows you need to pack a coulpe Single 6's to work that
> > danm cotton gin.
>
> What about Robert Fulton?
>
>
What about him?

Jtyc
Mon Jan 30 14:51:37 CST 2006

> What about him?

Yes, exactly my point.

JaR
Mon Jan 30 16:05:52 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Jtyc:

>
>> What about him?
>
> Yes, exactly my point.
>

Indeed.`

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JaR
Mon Jan 30 16:15:06 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of MitchS:

>> Sam Colt could kick Sturm Ruger's a$$.
>
> But not Dan Wesson's.

Col. Colt was the fustest with the bestest.

Until John Browning came along, that is.

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kpg
Mon Jan 30 16:38:15 CST 2006

Jtyc <yo@respondtothegroup.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188682.htm (1/30/2006
> 4:38:11 PM) #
>> What about him?
>
> Yes, exactly my point.


Eli Whitney.

JaR
Mon Jan 30 16:51:42 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of kpg:

>
> Eli Whitney.

Thomas Edison?

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Jtyc
Mon Jan 30 16:58:43 CST 2006

> Thomas Edison?

Jasper Daniel?

Robert
Mon Jan 30 17:15:40 CST 2006


"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:u8yajCfJGHA.344@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> > Thomas Edison?
>
> Jasper Daniel?
>
Walt Disney?

gtright
Tue Jan 31 03:41:27 CST 2006

Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move

"kpg" wrote:

>
> I know, it's stupid and off topic, but some
> of these made me laugh.
>
> http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
>
> kpg
>

MitchS
Tue Jan 31 07:34:38 CST 2006

"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975B90F9F1583Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...

> Col. Colt was the fustest with the bestest.

The Col.'s decendants pi$$ed me off when they pulled their civilian line.
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kpg
Tue Jan 31 11:05:52 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188696.htm (1/31/2006
> 11:05:09 AM) #
>
> "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> news:u8yajCfJGHA.344@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>> > Thomas Edison?
>>
>> Jasper Daniel?
>>
> Walt Disney?

Bill Gates! Trump card, I Win!

kp "not the Donald" g

kpg
Tue Jan 31 11:07:36 CST 2006

gtright <gtright@discussions.microsoft.com> said something like

> Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move

Well, I still don't understand it, bat it's Engrish is getting better.

kpg
www.MCNGP.com 0x22

CBIC
Tue Jan 31 11:11:45 CST 2006

In news:Xns975C7130A1982ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1,
kpg <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> embarrassed himself by saying:
> gtright <gtright@discussions.microsoft.com> said something like
>
>> Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move
>
> Well, I still don't understand it, bat it's Engrish is getting better.
>
> kpg
> www.MCNGP.com 0x22

I think its trying to reach out to us but doesn't know how.
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JaR
Tue Jan 31 11:24:32 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of CBIC:

>>> Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move
>>
>> Well, I still don't understand it, bat it's Engrish is getting better.
>>
>> kpg
>> www.MCNGP.com 0x22
>
> I think its trying to reach out to us but doesn't know how.

You are saying you think it might be sentient?

C'mon.

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CBIC
Tue Jan 31 11:37:44 CST 2006

> You are saying you think it might be sentient?
>
> C'mon.

It's possible but the fact is it's severely retarded.
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Robert
Tue Jan 31 12:10:20 CST 2006


"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
news:Xns975C70E5653F1ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188696.htm (1/31/2006
> > 11:05:09 AM) #
> >
> > "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> > news:u8yajCfJGHA.344@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> >> > Thomas Edison?
> >>
> >> Jasper Daniel?
> >>
> > Walt Disney?
>
> Bill Gates! Trump card, I Win!
>
Donald Trump! There's your trump card, I Win!!!

kpg
Tue Jan 31 12:19:39 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

>> Bill Gates! Trump card, I Win!
>>
> Donald Trump! There's your trump card, I Win!!!

Bill Gates's bodyguards could kick Donald's Trumps bodyguards a$$.

JaR
Tue Jan 31 12:19:48 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Robert Williams:

>> >> Jasper Daniel?
>> >>
>> > Walt Disney?
>>
>> Bill Gates! Trump card, I Win!
>>
> Donald Trump! There's your trump card, I Win!!!

You're really not very good at this, are you?

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Robert
Tue Jan 31 12:28:36 CST 2006


"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975C6915543F1Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
> plaintive wail of Robert Williams:
>
> >> >> Jasper Daniel?
> >> >>
> >> > Walt Disney?
> >>
> >> Bill Gates! Trump card, I Win!
> >>
> > Donald Trump! There's your trump card, I Win!!!
>
> You're really not very good at this, are you?
>
Do you have to be good to have fun?

Robert
Tue Jan 31 12:28:03 CST 2006


"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
news:Xns975C7D6882FF9ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> >> Bill Gates! Trump card, I Win!
> >>
> > Donald Trump! There's your trump card, I Win!!!
>
> Bill Gates's bodyguards could kick Donald's Trumps bodyguards a$$.

You win