OT: Monday Chuckle

Just noticed a good headline in my Computerworld newspaper:

"La Senza reveals firm support for developers"

You know, the more I look at it, the more words I can see that can be taken
the wrong way.

(For those who don't know, La Senza is a chain of lengerie stores that seem
to be appearing in every mall around here)

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Cerebrus
Mon Jun 26 15:23:12 CDT 2006


TBone wrote:

> (For those who don't know, La Senza is a chain of lengerie stores that seem
> to be appearing in every mall around here)

I indeed had never heard of La Senza before now, yet somehow, a certain
component of lingerie did come to mind, upon reading the first few
words.

;-)

Regards,

Cerebras.

BD>
Mon Jun 26 16:48:08 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, TBone spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> (For those who don't know, La Senza is a chain of lengerie stores
> that seem to be appearing in every mall around here)
>
Great.....*another* lingerie store I have to keep hidden from my fiance.
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TBone
Tue Jun 27 08:45:08 CDT 2006

And on the eigth day <BD> did cause the electrons to come together and form
the following words:

> Great.....*another* lingerie store I have to keep hidden from my fiance.

If she likes to wear lingerie, why on earth would you want to keep the
store hidden from her?

Hmm... Maybe we should see some pictures first. That might answer the
question.

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BD
Tue Jun 27 10:44:08 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, TBone spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> If she likes to wear lingerie, why on earth would you want to keep the
> store hidden from her?
>
She has 80 sets of lingerie...that's 1 for every day it took Phileas Fogg to
make it around the world. Believe me, I don't mind that she has the lingerie,
it's just that it's going to cost me money in the long run.

>
> Hmm... Maybe we should see some pictures first. That might answer the
> question.
>
Yeah, she would really approve of that one. ;)

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KeyboardCowboy
Tue Jun 27 12:31:02 CDT 2006



"TBone" wrote:

> Just noticed a good headline in my Computerworld newspaper:
>
> "La Senza reveals firm support for developers"
>
> You know, the more I look at it, the more words I can see that can be taken
> the wrong way.
>
> (For those who don't know, La Senza is a chain of lengerie stores that seem
> to be appearing in every mall around here)
>
> --
> T-Bone
> MCNGP XL
>


*Larry the Cable Guy*

Stores now selling underbritches with holes in the crotch. You believe
that? $25 for underbritches with holes in them. Dag gum... I got a whole
drawer full of them... I bet I am sitting on 2-3 hundred dollars thar....

*/Larry the Cable Guy*

JaR
Tue Jun 27 13:48:50 CDT 2006

On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:31:02 -0700, Keyboard Cowboy cast into the ether:

> tores now selling underbritches with holes in the crotch. You believe
> that? $25 for underbritches with holes in them. Dag gum... I got a whole
> drawer full of them... I bet I am sitting on 2-3 hundred dollars thar....

....hmmmm...wonder what they'll pay fer Holy Sox?
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Cerebrus
Tue Jun 27 14:09:44 CDT 2006


Thus spake Keyboard Cowboy :

Dag gum... I got a whole
> drawer full of them... I bet I am sitting on 2-3 hundred dollars thar....
>
> */Larry the Cable Guy*

Kindly refrain from washing your "dirty linen" in public. ;-)

MitchS
Tue Jun 27 15:01:33 CDT 2006

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.06.27.18.48.50.715174@lakabux.com...
> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:31:02 -0700, Keyboard Cowboy cast into the ether:
>
>> tores now selling underbritches with holes in the crotch. You believe
>> that? $25 for underbritches with holes in them. Dag gum... I got a
>> whole
>> drawer full of them... I bet I am sitting on 2-3 hundred dollars thar....
>
> ....hmmmm...wonder what they'll pay fer Holy Sox?

Not as much as for biscuit and gravy eatin britches.

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LRM
Tue Jun 27 19:47:40 CDT 2006

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23PjWpRimGHA.1252@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
> news:pan.2006.06.27.18.48.50.715174@lakabux.com...
>> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:31:02 -0700, Keyboard Cowboy cast into the ether:
>>
>>> tores now selling underbritches with holes in the crotch. You believe
>>> that? $25 for underbritches with holes in them. Dag gum... I got a
>>> whole
>>> drawer full of them... I bet I am sitting on 2-3 hundred dollars
>>> thar....
>>
>> ....hmmmm...wonder what they'll pay fer Holy Sox?
>
> Not as much as for biscuit and gravy eatin britches.
>
What the heck? I had no idea they made special britches just fer that! Why I
always wore my sunday-go-to-meetin' clothes fer that!

Briscobar
Wed Jun 28 08:33:16 CDT 2006

JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled:
>
> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:31:02 -0700, Keyboard Cowboy cast into the
> ether:
>
>> tores now selling underbritches with holes in the crotch. You
>> believe that? $25 for underbritches with holes in them. Dag gum...
>> I got a whole drawer full of them... I bet I am sitting on 2-3
>> hundred dollars thar....
>
> ....hmmmm...wonder what they'll pay fer Holy Sox?

The same Holy Sox who've won 10 games in a row?

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MitchS
Wed Jun 28 08:43:59 CDT 2006

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled:
>>
>> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:31:02 -0700, Keyboard Cowboy cast into the
>> ether:
>>
>>> tores now selling underbritches with holes in the crotch. You
>>> believe that? $25 for underbritches with holes in them. Dag gum...
>>> I got a whole drawer full of them... I bet I am sitting on 2-3
>>> hundred dollars thar....
>>
>> ....hmmmm...wonder what they'll pay fer Holy Sox?
>
> The same Holy Sox who've won 10 games in a row?

I didn't know the White Sox were doing so well, nice.

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Frisbee®
Wed Jun 28 08:46:58 CDT 2006

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:ORiBmcrmGHA.140@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled:
>>
>> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:31:02 -0700, Keyboard Cowboy cast into the
>> ether:
>>
>>> tores now selling underbritches with holes in the crotch. You
>>> believe that? $25 for underbritches with holes in them. Dag gum...
>>> I got a whole drawer full of them... I bet I am sitting on 2-3
>>> hundred dollars thar....
>>
>> ....hmmmm...wonder what they'll pay fer Holy Sox?
>
> The same Holy Sox who've won 10 games in a row?

Why do your sox hate my Phillies?

MitchS
Wed Jun 28 09:08:58 CDT 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Why do your sox hate my Phillies?

Are you implying you could actually support a team outside the borders of
FL? Cause I thought you were supposed to be a Marlins fan or somethin.

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Frisbee®
Wed Jun 28 09:14:54 CDT 2006

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:u8XbUlrmGHA.4700@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> Why do your sox hate my Phillies?
>
> Are you implying you could actually support a team outside the borders of
> FL? Cause I thought you were supposed to be a Marlins fan or somethin.

I grew up a Phillies and Steelers fan.

Now that I'm in Floridar, I still root for those two teams, but I'm also now
a Heat fan.

Yesiree, I'm a band-wagoner.

For cowledge sports, however, I'm 100% Gator, even though I grew up a Penn
State fan.