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    - Transmogrification In order to separate my MPCE.* persona from my other postings, I am changing my screen name here to TBone. My reply to is still the same for the convenience of anyone foolish enough to KF me. Of course, they would be seeing this then, would they? "I cry out 'My name is T-Bone' as the hound dog digs a hole." Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143339
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    - DAD BROKE OUR PC MY DAD BROKE THE FAMILY PC SO I AM TYPING THIS FROM SCHOOL. I NEED YOUR HELP GODDAMMIT. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143317
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    - US Call Centre Outsource to Canada http://www.itbusiness.ca/index.asp?theaction=61&sid=56536 At least you don't have to worry about the bad accents... unless they outsource to Quebec. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143314
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    - OT Monday Something Consultant loves female volleyball! http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040824/capt.sge.dkm17.240804204434.photo00.default-327x380.jpg http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040824/i/r2687553371.jpg http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040824/i/r3524916130.jpg http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040824/i/r4252256605.jpg http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040824/i/r3062333653.jpg http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040824/capt.olyvbb11808241914.greece_olympics_beach_volleyball_olyvbb118.jpg http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040824/capt.olyvbb11408241859.greece_olympics_beach_volleyball_olyvbb114.jpg Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143307
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    - MCSEs Speak Out hi all. http://www.winnetmag.com/Article/ArticleID/41392/41392.html visit that link see what are they talking about? O.A. A+, N+, i-Net+, CCNP, MCSE2003 Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143303
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    - active directory base server step by step for dhcp on the server Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143285
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    - 70-219 transcender exam Does anyone have a transcenders practice exam for 70-219?; If so please contact me at fernando@pcnetworks.com.ar 'cause I have a lot of others practice test exams to trade. See ya all.. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143235
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    - CBT Nuggets Hi, have the following original CBT nuggets for sale if anyone is interested. MCSE 2000 Pack (70-210, 70-215, 70-216, 70-217, 70-219, 70-220 & 70-221) Exchange 5.5 VB Fundamentals VB Desktop Applications VB Distributed Applications Contact me at d.rose2@tiscali.co.uk for more info Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143234
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    - OT: Neil hits 5k Just now checked the google groups page, and Neil is at exactly 5,000 posts all time in this newsgroup. Less than 1,000 behind Consultant. -- Fris "Preparing for the 2008 Olympics?" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143221
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    - 800 Questions & Answers exam 70-270 I passed my MCP exam and I am selling 800 Quetions & Answers for exam 70-270 check it out on ebay at this link http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ViewItem&item=6923297452 Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143199
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    - job task does a mcse job responsibilities hard? even if you already pass the certification tests? Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143188
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    - OT: SPAM that was too good not to share... This came in earlier this evening... Why we should write in Mel Gibson's name for President... <http://www.writeinmelgibsonforpresident.org> Dear Fellow American<http://zptlthe0ra.j11.info/?2600> Every new idea raises overt and subliminal questions in our minds. By utilizing Rudyard Kipling's, "6 faithful servants," we will answer those questions. They are: "Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How?" Who: Registered voters What: Elect Mel Gibson (who was born in Peekskill, NY) President of the United States When: November 2, 2004 Where: Every precinct in the country Why: At fear of stating the self evident, there is, for all practical purposes, no difference in the stated objectives of Mr. Bush & Mr. Kerry. It's tweedle dee or tweedle dumb. Why waste your vote on one or the other when the effective end result will be the same? <http://www.writeinmelgibsonforpresident.org> If you're pleased with the way things are and want 4 more years of the same then, by all means, vote for Mr. Bush. If in some way or another you think that Mr. Kerry will improve the situation then be sure to vote for him. But if you believe that our country should embark on a different, more positive course then consider making the effort to write in Mel Gibson for President on Nov. 2. We surely need someone with courage, conviction, intelligence, imagination, dedication, and strength of character. We certainly don't need someone who has come up through the political ranks. These sorts, because of the "pay back" nature of political contributions, owe far too much to the financial powers which have brought about his (or her) election. <http://www.writeinmelgibsonforpresident.org> Ours, on the other hand, will be a "campaign" of "zero" budget. All we have to do is spread the word as to what to do (the write in procedure). Download whatever information you would like to use and distribute it widely. Make you own homemade "Mel Gibson for President" posters. Use your imagination on the "Mel Gibson for President" stickers in the rear window of your car. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT ACTION IS TAKEN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS! IF YOU'RE TIRED OF THE SAME OLD SAME OLD FROM WASHINGTON, VISIT OUR WEBSITE AND SEND MEL GIBSON A MESSAGE! TO READ THE REST OF THIS LETTER, GO TO OUR WEB SITE: Robert D. Hurt, DDS 6226 N. 27th Ave. Phoenix, AZ. 85017 <http://www.writeinmelgibsonforpresident.org> THANK YOU AMERICA! To be removed, send a blank email with the subject "remove" to: rhurt@rhurt.ligne-net.info <mailto:rhurt@rhurt.ligne-net.info?subject=remove> -- Don't Panic! Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143176
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    - OT: Longhorn slips again to 2k6 for client and 2k7 for server. AND no WinFS (grumble) http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=0cf8f761-028b- 4dfe-aeb2-1c46289e60b5&displaylang=en http://tinyurl.com/5u4gd -- Neil MCNGP #30 the "curious" hair on the soap of society Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143141
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    - Is there an exam for MOM 2000 ? If not , why not ? Andy. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143128
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    - South Africa (Cape Town) Can someone please recommend the best place in Cape Town, RSA to do your Microsoft exams. Thanks Albert Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143115
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    - OT: Warning! Gay Game Alert i am banned from playing diablo tonight. so i wallow in my sadness. http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-169.htm i can't beat the bitch - but i did get 12 point on her. -- Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39 http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/ http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143095
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    - MCSE AND MCSD IF I BUY MCSE DO I GET REBATE FOR MCSD? Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 143045
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    - Excellence Post This was an Excellence Post from Neil MCNGP #30. ************************************************** Subject: Re: MCNGP.com Web Site From: "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> Sent: 8/25/2004 7:58:15 AM >Optional Alternatives personally I think there has been an Over Abundance of Obvious Answers to what the Optimal Abbreviation for O.A is. My personal Opinion (Absolute) is that O.V. is an Overblown A$$fscker, and that his Overused Anus is Openly Accessable. As for you 2 Over Achievers, I think that you should investigate Other Acronyms... -- Neil MCNGP #30 the "curious" hair on the soap of society ************************************************** O.A. A+, N+, i-Net+, Security+, CCNP, MCSE2003 Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142964
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    - U.K. I LIVE IN UK! O.A. A+, N+, i-Net+, Security+, CCNP, MCSE2003 Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142943
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    - 70-299 exam Has anyone does this security exam, what do you think, how many questions does it have Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142884
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    - help help.is there life out there......not as we know it...... jibber jabber ...im going madd...u wont like me when im madddd Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142882
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    - EXAM GUIDE FOR SALE - GURANTEE PASS OR YOUR MONEY BACK* HELLO..I HAVE THE LATEST EXAM GUIDE FOR MOST OF THE VENDOR EXAMS OUT THERE SUCH AS (MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA & OTHERS) ALL MY EXAM GUIDE ARE UPTODATE. FOR MORE INFORMATION E-MAIL TO ME AT eg4sgp@yahoo.com / examguide4sale@yahoo.com REGARDS IMRAN JAVED - MCP,MCSE,MCDBA,MCSA Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142873
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    - Are u Guys ever helpful? I can't believe the comments I see in this newsgroup. if you guys are not willing to help eachother. why join a newsgroup? let's help eachother and let's not put anybody, ANYBODY down regardless. if you have nothing good to say DON'T say anything. thank you FMD Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142869
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    - Has anyone had experience with Kinetix Solutions for MCSE training? I was wondering if anyone has had experience with Kinetix Solutions in Calgary for MCSE training. I am thinking about signing up for some of their classes, and I was wondering if anyone knows anything about them. Thanks. MIK Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142862
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    - Somebody Knows Hello Dudes Somebody knows something about this study guides and test simulators. If someone knows something about it, please tell if it really is good. Thank´s for all The Link: http://www.etechzone.com/cert21.htm Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142846
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    - OT: orfay onay articularpay easonray I'mway oredbay http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html -- kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22 The new USA motto: E Pluribus Pluribus Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142842
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    - I Need an MCSE Boy I need a guy to help me study ... Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142791
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    - OT: WMD Found!!! In MT!!! http://wcco.com/water/watercooler_story_239125539.html Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142783
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    - reference mcs? candidate. ref: Robert Farrow, is this candidate mc registered, if so to what extent? Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142762
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    - I NEED A WOMAN I WANT A HOT WOMAN. No ugly ones. Thanks, SN Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142732
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    - 10/100 ethernet hub not lit up for my xp pro on my 1 client ms win servr ntk.>>> *hub light from ms win y2k server is not lit. *LAN connection is present. *NAC is functioning ;driver is signed. *cable been checked. *most possi cause hub is fangled. *26/08/04.09.57am. *alerted ms technet community forum *alerted computeach *2 days ago ...no replies or real help as yet ?? *check hub...how?? *switch cables around on hub...no lights now !!! *cannot ping *cannot thus add winxp pro 2 domain (win y2kservr 03 evalutn domain contrllr.Actv Drctry installd 23/08/04. 22.15pm. *noticed at 10.55am 26/08/04 that server cable was incorrectly wired ie not straight but a hybrid mix. *11.25 am 26/08/04 server cable was not wired correctly... recursive action led to a succesful ping frm server& both hub green LED lights for cable/ ports frm client & server are lit *failed ping on win xp pro laptop 11.25am 26/08/04 *pulled out xp pro cable & checked it. Its not working. *NAC on XP ok *LED light for xp pro will not work now.11.40 *server ping failed(timed out)x 4 *cable frm xp pro being renewed *xp pro ping = destn host unreachable x4.nac light 10mbs off on xp usb nac.lan connctn unplugged. *swapped cables on hub; light stays wth server;hub ok. *tried installing xp nac driver agn;no joy *time now 13.10 unresolved. *on system/device manager/NAC/advanced tab.enabled: 1.wakeup frame wake up 2.magic packet wake up 3.early transfer wake up/link charge wake up? Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142691
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    - wiring at CAT 5 thru a RJ 45 when the pins are upside ; does it go into the RJ45 from left strip green green stripe orange blue stripe blue orange stripe brown brown ciao Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142686
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    - antivirus for ms win server 2003 well...got any??? know anyone who has ??? signing off salutey Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142675
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    - DNS for 70-215? I've been studying for my 70-215 exam, (hopefully take it next week), I've got most stuff covered, but I'm not too hot on DNS. I have a basic understanding of how it all works, like TLDs, SLDs, zones, forward & reverse looks up etc, but I have a 400 page comprehensive guide to DNS, is it worth reading before I take the exam? I know I'll probably have to read it for the network based exams to get my MCSE (like 70-216/70-221), but should I be revising other topics for the exam? How much do you really need to know about DNS for the exam? Brian Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142668
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    - MICROSOFT, CISCO DUMPS AVAILABLE. Hi guys MICROSOFT, CISCO, COMPTIA, SUN, ORACLE DUMPS AVAILABLE. MAIL BACK ON banglore_dumps@rediffmail.com FOR FURTHER DETAILS. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142665
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    - Training for exam 70-217 Hi, I am an MCSE on NT4 and althought I had done the upgrade training 1560/1561 I hadn't sat the exam. I would like to start by doing exams 70-217 and 219 and I was wondering if course 1560 covers 70-217. I still have the course ware so if it does then I would be able to save some money!! Could you also let me know if 1560 is enough for the other win2k core exams please. Appreciate your response. Regards Sep, ___ Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142662
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    - State Colleges and MCSE HI All Can anyone tell me if microsoft lists colleges in America that offer MCSE programs? Or someplace else I can get this info? It pretty apparent unless you're purchasing something, microsoft doesnt want to be bothered. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142644
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    - failing pings Hi My pings have failed when I tried installing MS Win Servr=20 2003(D.C) & Win XP Pro as a client ; network. TIMED OUT x4 100%LOSS=20 (PINGS HAVE FAILED & NOT CONNECTD) I have a hub which doesnt light up on the MS Win SERVER=20 2003 input port. I have entered an incremental of 1 IP address on each with=20 DNS,Default gateway & Subnet on the XP PRO. Straight cables used. NACS working properly apart from 1=20 USB NAC from sitecom (not logged with windows/not=20 digitally signed)on the XP Pro. ANY HELP ??? THANKS .... PS I am trying to buy a non evaluation version to study at=20 home on of M.S WINDOWS SERVER 2003 (in the UK,LEEDS) where=20 can I go or who to reach ??? What are the prices like?=20 What are the recommended/best version/edition for us=20 student folk??? (UPTO =A3350 BUDGET) regards SCOOBY Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142640
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    - What is the fastest way to become a MCSE 2003? Why do you need the Microsoft Certification MCSE? Updating your resume? Credential needed for a job promotion? Allow Camp Certify to become your Training Partner; and help you achieve your dreams. Camp Certify succeeds in training the technology professional because of our proprietary test engine, which allows our instructors to insure our TEST PASS Guarantee for every exam. Call me, Sharon Phillips at 214.441.5741 or sphillips@campcertify.com and ask about joining our next Boot Camp to begin October 2, 2004. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142636
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    - OT more Wednesday fun You'll wanna have your headphones on for this one kids. Give it a bit of time to load. http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf Consultant Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142629
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    - OT: Dang democrats Kerry's going to be in town to spout off more lies. Worse yet... going to make my morning commute about an hour longer than the hour and a half that it already is. Why can't he just concede already... get it over with!!! Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142627
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    - ? ok made a boo boo, been all day tryin to figure out how to get my admin settings to copy to another set of settings and made a basic error and, i created another admin 2 account which had basics so as i could close the main one down and copy settings over to other user accounts. Yeh you guessed it i chose the wrong one when i went to copy and now i have lost my settings on my main account and only have basic settings on all accounts, royal pain but, it's done no use cryin over spilt milk. So i have tried last known good, well didn't think that would work as basically nowt wrong apart from lost my settings. Also tried to system restore but nothing happened , am working now on the idea that if i delete the 2nd admin account and try system restore it may allow me to go backwards. anyone know o a quick solution? Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142557
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    - OT Wednesday Wood I love female volleyball! http://sports.yahoo.com/oly/volleyball/photo?slug=r1453951863&prov=reuters Consultant Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142532
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    - College Lusers Makes you wonder how they got that far. file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Owner/Desktop/TurnOn.asp.htm JaR Incredulous Thug Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142511
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    - OT: New Career for Fris http://tinyurl.com/5stpy (SFW) -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142466
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    - MCNGP.com Web Site On behalf of the MCNGP team, I am proud to announce the public unveiling of the all new MCNGP.com Web site. We have taken all of the best elements of geocities.com/mcngp and groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp and combined them into one site. We have an all new and updated current members listing, discussion forum, downloads section, web links directory, faq, and many other cool new features. Follow the link below for the full story. http://www.mcngp.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1 -- Tech "Web Geek" Pro, MCNGP #36 MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!" I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142450
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    - OT: bloodrayne to appear in new playboy http://www.bloodrayne2.com/images/gallery/br2coverart.jpg http://tinyurl.com/4kov9 http://www.bloodrayne2.com/images/gallery/character/character_09.jpg http://tinyurl.com/5vh8r "reality, is it real?" robin williams, taken from "reality....what a concept" circa. 1979 -- Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39 http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/ http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142444
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    - DHCP Relay Agent Can a DHCP Relay Agent contact a DHCP Server over multiple routers (hops)? It would seem possible as the packets are unicast. Can anyone confirm? Thanks in advance. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142435
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    - TechGeekPro vs O.A. WHAT ABOUT TechGeekPro vs O.A.!!!!!!!!!! Over Again [^_^] O.A. A+, N+, i-Net+, CCNP MCSE2003 Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142338
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    - Learn MCSD self-paced for Australians Hi there,we are distributors for learnkey self-paced multimedia computer training. Benefits for learners include superior retention of learned material, faster learning and we can include trainer support if required. Pricing is very cost effective compared to Instructor led and for your FREE DEMO CD(Australians only) please email me on james@inlearning.com.au Anyone outside Australia please contact www.learnkey.com for more information Thankyou for your interest in training and good luck with your certification. Tag: OT Monday Fun Tag: 142205

Silly rednecks

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040830/od_nm/decapitation_dc

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Re: OT Monday Fun by JaR

JaR
Mon Aug 30 14:56:35 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040830
> /od_nm/decapitation_dc

"Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor," police said.

Ya think?

That's what ya get fer sellin' Buicks while ridin' in a Chevy.

JaR
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