OT Monday fun

This is great...

http://www.crinamex.com/julydbs.wmv

--
Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
www.mcngp.tk

Rowdy
Mon Feb 09 14:17:46 CST 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in news:
#XnPT4z7DHA.2088@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> http://www.crinamex.com/julydbs.wmv


Thank you..thank you...thank you.

Mr & Mrs.Yates have finally decied upon what to do for this summer
holidays. Goin' tommorow on my lunch break to get firearms application form
for the little Rowdy Jr.

:-)


--
The Champ comes out swinging every morning @ 9AM.
Remove the "removethis" from email address to email me.
==============
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http://www.againsttcpa.com
==============

Consultant
Mon Feb 09 15:05:35 CST 2004

i'm glad that brings some enjoyment into your life. i smiled the entire film

"Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@removethis.lycos.com> wrote in message
news:Xns948A9B5F36468rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in news:
> #XnPT4z7DHA.2088@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
> > http://www.crinamex.com/julydbs.wmv
>
>
> Thank you..thank you...thank you.
>
> Mr & Mrs.Yates have finally decied upon what to do for this summer
> holidays. Goin' tommorow on my lunch break to get firearms application
form
> for the little Rowdy Jr.
>
> :-)
>
>
> --
> The Champ comes out swinging every morning @ 9AM.
> Remove the "removethis" from email address to email me.
> ==============
> I am Against-TCPA
> http://www.againsttcpa.com
> ==============

Rowdy
Mon Feb 09 20:00:47 CST 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:eQNkIA17DHA.2676@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> i'm glad that brings some enjoyment into your life. i smiled the
> entire film
>
> "Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@removethis.lycos.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns948A9B5F36468rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16...
>> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in news:
>> #XnPT4z7DHA.2088@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>>
>> > http://www.crinamex.com/julydbs.wmv
>>
>>
>> Thank you..thank you...thank you.
>>
>> Mr & Mrs.Yates have finally decied upon what to do for this summer
>> holidays. Goin' tommorow on my lunch break to get firearms
>> application
> form
>> for the little Rowdy Jr.
>>
>> :-)
>>
>>
>> --
>> The Champ comes out swinging every morning @ 9AM.
>> Remove the "removethis" from email address to email me.
>> ==============
>> I am Against-TCPA
>> http://www.againsttcpa.com
>> ==============
>
>
>

gunz..gunz...gunz...bang..bang...bang...boom..boom....boom...

me so happy....

--
Rowdy Yates
"Command prompt's make me horny!"
I am Against-TCPA
http://www.againsttcpa.com

kpg
Tue Feb 10 09:17:40 CST 2004

Are you now or have you ever worked for the US postal service?

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23XnPT4z7DHA.2088@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> This is great...
>
> http://www.crinamex.com/julydbs.wmv
>
> --
> Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> www.mcngp.tk
>
>

Consultant
Tue Feb 10 09:29:29 CST 2004

no, but i do work for the government

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
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> Are you now or have you ever worked for the US postal service?
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:%23XnPT4z7DHA.2088@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > This is great...
> >
> > http://www.crinamex.com/julydbs.wmv
> >
> > --
> > Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father
> > Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1
> > www.mcngp.tk
> >
> >
>
>

Politician
Tue Feb 10 11:06:13 CST 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:edbo%23o%237DHA.2712@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> no, but i do work for the government


If you are part of the half of this country that pays taxes, then you work
for the government. If you are part of the other half of the country, then
the government works for you.

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601

Consultant
Tue Feb 10 11:22:07 CST 2004

Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say


12.. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
11.. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I
am to do battle with this code!
10.. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the
original Klingon.
9.. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your
skull!
8.. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software
'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and
quality assurance people in its wake.
7.. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have
'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
6.. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the
weak.
5.. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth
contest. They will not concern us again.
4.. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
3.. By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare
to die!
2.. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
stand!
1.. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship
it, and let them flee like the dogs they are!
"Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:OdVRvg$7DHA.360@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:edbo%23o%237DHA.2712@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > no, but i do work for the government
>
>
> If you are part of the half of this country that pays taxes, then you work
> for the government. If you are part of the other half of the country, then
> the government works for you.
>
> --
> Politician Spock
> Thug #24601
>
>

JaR
Tue Feb 10 11:39:40 CST 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:e%23ZE7n$7DHA.2028@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say
>
<kersnip>

Well, if there ever was doubt that you were a govt employee, you have
satisfactorily dispelled it.

And a Republican, too!

JaR
Thug # ff0000-ffffff-0000ff

Politician
Tue Feb 10 11:41:49 CST 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:e%23ZE7n$7DHA.2028@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say

> 1.. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it!
Ship
> it, and let them flee like the dogs they are!

I know a few Linux gurus who say this.

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601

Consultant
Tue Feb 10 13:10:23 CST 2004

bite your tongue. i am NOT an employee, i am a consultant

"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Ou95Nz$7DHA.1672@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:e%23ZE7n$7DHA.2028@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say
> >
> <kersnip>
>
> Well, if there ever was doubt that you were a govt employee, you have
> satisfactorily dispelled it.
>
> And a Republican, too!
>
> JaR
> Thug # ff0000-ffffff-0000ff
>
>

JaR
Tue Feb 10 13:15:37 CST 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:u6hwakA8DHA.1632@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> bite your tongue. i am NOT an employee, i am a consultant
>

Sorry, but technically;

*em·ploy·ee also em·ploy·e ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-ploi, m-, mploi-)
n.
A person who works for another in return for financial or other
compensation.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth
Edition*

JaR
Pedantic Thug

Paul
Tue Feb 10 15:36:50 CST 2004

On Mon, 9 Feb 2004 10:57:02 -0800, "Consultant"
<consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote:

>This is great...
>
>http://www.crinamex.com/julydbs.wmv

Thank God I live in a country where Tony Blair only allows the
criminals to have guns.....

I *must* be safer because Michael Moore says so....

No wait, hang on.......


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE