Thor,
Sat Jul 08 13:49:36 CDT 2006
"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ePtlhzooGHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> Please join me in welcoming MCNGP #53, Gorm Braavig.
>
> Gorm is yet another international addition to the MCNGP fold.
>
> Having completed all but one of his MCNPG requirements, Gorm went on
> sabbatical for a month or two, furiously studying and plotting the
> application of his final requirement.
>
> Gorm, or "Thor" as some female members of the grope (er group) prefer to
> call him, will be sent his world-famous MCNPG welcome kit, including
> wallet card, lapel pin (I suggest you actually wear something before
> attempting to put it on), certificate suitable for wrapping fish, sekrit
> handshake instructions, super-sekrit pr0n section of the MCNGP web site
> password, and the love and respect of millions (no BILLIONS!) of
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse poasters world-wide.
>
> There's a reason we had Loopy complete his requirements immediately before
> you. Saves us a bit on shipping, since the goat is in Ireland right now,
> that's not too far from where you live. It looks like once another MCNGP
> candidate demonstrates his knowledge of Kerpalism, you might have to be
> shipping that goat on to India.
>
> --
> Fris "Hack of all trades" bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
>
>
http://www.mcngp.com
>
>
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
Yes!!!
I did it! I am now your peer. I opened up the Sekrit site and the world got
an extra dimension or two (I'll lose this one while drinking you all under
the table, of course). Remember to oil in the goat before handing it over to
me. If it fails to survive, I'll send a new fresh one to India when the time
comes.
(pause while I get a beer)
I used my own name because I have a big ego and stand behind what I say.
I'll use "Thor" from now on, since getting into MCNGP is the ultimate
achivement when it comes to NG ego, anyway (and to please LRM, of course).
OK, start drinking. You can drink and read at the same time.
I first want to thank Lasher, because he was the first to write a post that
offended me enough to care, LRM for impressing me enough that I wanted to be
a member, BD because he showed me that it was worth fighting for, Douglas
Adams because of the towel, Frisbee for making it all posible and the rest
for being mean to a$$fsckers.
So, where is my fsking goat?
Thor
MCNGP#53