OT: A Project for McBob
Found in Securecomp News, looks like a nice project for MCSBob
The wheelchair-bound Hawking, who suffers from amyotrophic lateral
sclerosis, communicates with an electronic speech synthesizer. Hawking was
asked why his computerized voice has an American accent.
"The voice I use is a very old hardware speech synthesizer made in 1986," he
said. "I keep it because I have not heard a voice I like better and because
I have identified with it."
He said he once considered using a machine that gave him a French accent,
but he did not because his wife would divorce him.
But Hawking said he is shopping for a new system because his current
hardware is large and fragile, using components that are no longer made.
"I have been trying to get a software version, but it seems very difficult,"
he said.
He urged people with physical disabilities not to give up on their
ambitions.
"You can't afford to be disabled in spirit as well as physically," he said.
"People won't have time for you."
Hawking ended his lecture saying, "We are getting closer to answering the
age-old questions: Why are we here? Where did we come from?" Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198474
OT: birds and the bees, for the internet generation
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway!"
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set
up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a hard-disk
and Then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male"
AhthankQ
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OT: Thursday Thrills (for me)
Or "Why my wife rules."
We've had no a/c (or heat) in our home going on three years now. It's
always bugged her that I get to have 8+ hours a day of a/c at the office
while she has to stay at home in the heat.
Late last night, the a/c at the office went out. There's a repairman
working on it right now. My wife came by the office today to take me out to
lunch with her and the kids (I don't drive). She noticed that the a/c
wasn't working, and instead of taking the opportunity to gloat, after we had
lunch, she drove us over to Dollar General, and we bought a $20 box fan.
Right now, I'm the only person in the office that's not sweating buckets. Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198413
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Just got an email from Dell. They are offering half-price deals on some of
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MCNGP XL Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198407
Frigging Power Management
Yesterday I spent a few hours installing XP on a laptop and set about
down loading all the patches and drivers I needed. On the second
partition of the machine I intended to stick a Linux distro and so set
about downloading the DVD ISO for Fedora Core 5. Now knowing this would
take an hour or so, I figured I'd step out for a bite to eat with my
good lady.
On return from a lovely meal, I went to check that the download was
complete, only to find the machine had powered down into standby.
MOTHERFU=80K=A3R %#@$ $*#=A3" #& &^* =A3$#$$ =A3&*^
Even although the user is not there moving the mouse or typing stuff
in; Why the hell is XP's power management not aware of the fact, the
network card and hard drive are going ballistic?
I HATE power management. NEVER turn off my hard drive. I will turn of
my computer when I am 60D-D@M good and ready! Actually, I hate
all-things automagic. I hate autostart applications, if I want an
application to launch; I will launch it.
But seriously, Microsoft should really review the power management
stuff. I hope vista fixed this. But I get the impression that it is
even *more* automagic. I'm yet to find out, because I don't have a
MSDN subscription, nobody invited me, and I don't believe in pirates.
None the less, Microsoft has released Windows Vista Beta 2 to the
peasants. It can be got at via
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/en-gb/preview.mspx . I'm off to
download the DVD ISO. But first I'm going to throttle that power
management applet.
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Finding out your MCP number on Microsoft website
I havent taken a test in a while and dont know what my MCP # is. How would I
find that information? Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198346
OT: Wednesday Wacky Part Deux
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Thanks to Chris for the link. Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198337
Free Busy Issues
Hello:
Having issues with free busy time and calendaring. We are right now in the
middle of migrating from 5.5 to 2003. Users on the 5.5 server are having
sporadic issue seeing others free/busy time. On the 2003 server, this
feature is not working at all in OWA.
If I look at the system folders in Exchange System Manager, I can see the
free busy folder which it says is home on the 5.5 server. No replication
status is listed which I assume is the problem.
I had thought the Public folders were migrated over which is apparently not
the case since they are still homed on the 5.5 box.....is this a correct
assumption?
What corrective action can I take here.
Thanks in advance
JS Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198282
OT: Wednesday Wacky
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Personally, I think bread-teaser designed this commercial. Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198278
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One of the most important objectives regarding MCSE cert exam 70-29
is ?Managing and implementing disaster recovery?. I need some goo
notes on this topic and have to do a lot of practice questions befor
I face the final exam. Can any one just help me to get some Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198274
OT:Not really OT
So I walk into the office this afternoon after finishing my service calls
for the day. A couple of "techs" are sitting around talking about upcoming
certs they are testing for. Dipsh1t #1 says "I have a t3stk1ng for test A."
Dipsh1t #2 says "Cool, can I have it?"
I interrupt their stupid little exchange with "you guys are a bunch of
a$$fvckers." They reply with "you sound like you're MCNGP." To which I
proudly reply "Number 38 you worthless little sh1ts." After proving this
statement with saved posts and other documentation they repented of their
sins and promised to never cheat again. They also spread the word around the
office and I'm a hero to them all. On a side note, I'm gonna need 45
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Wireless networking
0
I have a wireless network set up in my house and I would like to extend it
to two wired computers on the other side. Can some one reccomend a good
wireless access point so that I don't have to buy WLan nic catds for them, or
can I just use another router as an access point? Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198184
MCDST starting on MCSE
Hey guys. Got a question. I have my 70-270 test scheduled for the end of
June. In the past month and a half I've passed both 70-271 & 70-271 with
scores over 900 on both.
I guess I'm just wondering how different the 270 test is from the 271. I'm
not looking for specifics or anything, but I'm getting a bit tired of
studying the XP stuff and just wondered how much time I really need to invest
in studying for 270 while I still have the 271 & 272 fresh in my mind.
If anyone that has taken this same route has any advice for me, it would be
greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
Steve Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198168
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Hi,
I am preparing for the 70-291 test.
I would like to know:
How long is the test?
What score is required in order to pass?
How many questions?
Any other usefull information
Best Regards,
Gavruek Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198160
Which test should I take first, Im thiking 70-270 WinXP OS exam.
Right now I am studying for my CCNA and will be done with that soon.
I want to go the MCSE route, however, I don't know where I should
start.
I am thinking of 70-270 as the book that I have from the Official MS
press has that 120 day evalution copy that I can install on a new drive
and completely tinker with it without worry of destroying my current
installation.
I guess my reasoning is that I've been working with a Windows OS for
well over a decade now in the computer repair work that I have done in
the past, I know XP pretty well, so for some reason it makes a logical
sense that I should do the OS exam first.
Any suggestions or am I out of my leauge here? Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198154
MCP to MCSE exam information?
Is there a break down of tests needed for MCP to MCSE? I know this is on
Microsoft's web site, but not sure where there information is found.
Thanks. Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198151
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OT: The goat has arrived!
BD I knew you were a tight on cash, but seriously two weeks for
delivery?!? I have to ask, WTF did you shave him with? A rusty saw
blade? I must say, you did an excellent job doping the goat with travel
pills; the poor little bugger is still sleeping. Also, may I commend
you on a superb packaging job. I did have to use turpentine to get the
duck tape off his beard, man-oh-man, did he whine like a pig! I will
ensure the goat receives the treatment deserved. Now where's my 9
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Hello, i succesfully passed exam number 70-270 at Thomson Prometric
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If so, which way is most effective on both cost and time. I am/was a
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Regards Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 198029
OT: Pray, tell me... Are they serious ?
Found this :
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Huh ????!!! I'm flabbergasted !
Have these people become "prey" to alien experimentation ? Or is it
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A bit of help for WinXP 70-270 please.
Hi guys,
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Could you tell me if these reference materials are accurate and reliable? Do
you have any recommendations?
Finally is there a passmark % for the exam? Can't seem to find one anywhere.
Thankyou!
Mr White Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 197948
OT: It's Beer-30 Somewhere
I've been looking for this, my finance just sent it to me, glad to see it
circulating again.
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) -
How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of
September 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town
north of Bakersfield, California.
On September 11th, a Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience
store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had
occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who
owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their
approval and support of this treacherous attack.
The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the
very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those
horrible people. His boss asked him, "Do you think you could go in there long
enough to pull every Budweiser product and item our beverage company sells
there? We'll never deliver to them again." The employee walked in, proceeded to
pull every single product his beverage company provided and left with an
incredible grin on his face. He told them
never to bother to call for a delivery again. Budweiser happens to be the beer
of choice for that community. Just letting you know how Kern County handled this
situation.
And Now The Rest Of The Story:
It seems that the Bud driver and the Pepsi man are neighbors. Bud called Pepsi
and told him. Pepsi called his boss who told him to pull all Pepsi products as
well!!! That would include Frito Lay, etc. Furthermore, word spread and all
vendors followed suit! At last report, the store was closed
indefinitely. Good old American Passive-Aggressive A$$ Whoopin!
If you can read this.. . thank a teacher... if you are reading it in
English.... THANK A SOLDIER!!!
God Bless America!!
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MCNGP #00110011
-- MCNGP.com - The Proof is in the Pudding Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 197912
my mcp id and access code!
i took the exam 70-290 on wednesday 24/5/2006 and today 7/6/2006
created .net passport and when i tried to associate the id with m
mcp i realize that i dont have mcp id or access code. in the repor
after passing the exam it did say that i will be getting emails tha
will include the mcp id and access but i never did! is that because
didnt create passport id ? i took the exam with vue and i learned th
mcp id is in the report but where is the access code??? please help Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 197834
Yes!!! I passed 70-291 this morning!
with a score of 871, :-)
70-293 is my next exam, tips anyone?
Caroline
(now) MCSA Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 197833
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New version of MSCE for Vista?
Any idea when the new version of MCSE will be coming out for Longhorn/Vista
2007? Should I wait for that to come out or just get MCSE 2003? Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 197767
A few questions
Hi,
I'm going to go for my MCSE, so I have few simple questions.
How many exams do I need?
Which are the easiest exams to take and pass?
Do I have to take the exams in any specific order?
Where do I have to take these exams?
Thanks, and please, the MCNGP need not reply.
T Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 197740
'Microsoft Windows Network'
I have ghosted XP SP2 at my work place around 300 computers.
The problem I have is that I can no longer see â??Microsoft Windows Networkâ??
and the Workgroups under it. I am looking in My Network Places / Entire
Network, where Microsoft Terminal Services and Web Client Network are both
found but not Microsoft Windows Network. Everything is checked and were OK.
We are using Novell Netware server. Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 197736
recommendations for Exam 70-284 implementing exchange
I am going for MCSE. I am preparing to take this exam in a few weeks. t\This
is the first microsoft exam I'm taking, does anyone recommend, from
experience, to take a different one before this one. I will appreciate your
response.
Thanks,
A Tag: Microsoft Software Installer Tag: 197735
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It's Beer-Thirty - Enjoy
A couple games for the weekend
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