Magnetic stripe on walletcard

Hi all

Does anyone know what the magnetic stripe on the walletcard is good for???
Does anyone ever use it, and if so for what

Just wondering.

Jtyc
Tue Jun 22 16:28:14 CDT 2004

> Does anyone know what the magnetic stripe on the walletcard is good for???
> Does anyone ever use it, and if so for what

Secret entrance into the Microsoft compound.

Consultant
Tue Jun 22 16:34:55 CDT 2004

actually, it gets you into the vip room at your local strip club and
entitles you to 2 free private lap dances with 1 happy ending.


"Jesper Pedersen" <jlp@tdcspace.dk> wrote in message
news:ee2v18JWEHA.4056@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Hi all
>
> Does anyone know what the magnetic stripe on the walletcard is good for???
> Does anyone ever use it, and if so for what
>
> Just wondering.
>
>

JaR
Tue Jun 22 17:19:39 CDT 2004

Jtyc wrote:

>>Does anyone know what the magnetic stripe on the walletcard is good for???
>>Does anyone ever use it, and if so for what
>
>
> Secret entrance into the Microsoft compound.
>
>

Charging Lattes at the Redmond Starbucks.

Rowdy
Tue Jun 22 18:07:07 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:OMrVDDKWEHA.2928
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> actually, it gets you into the vip room at your local strip club and
> entitles you to 2 free private lap dances with 1 happy ending.

it was you i lent my card to. GIVE IT BACK!!!

Rowdy Yates, MCSE
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Beoweolf
Tue Jun 22 23:05:10 CDT 2004

If you ever attend a MS seminar or event, the card can/will be swiped to
down load your information for attendence reasons or verify certs, etc.


"Jesper Pedersen" <jlp@tdcspace.dk> wrote in message
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> Hi all
>
> Does anyone know what the magnetic stripe on the walletcard is good for???
> Does anyone ever use it, and if so for what
>
> Just wondering.
>
>


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The
Wed Jun 23 03:19:05 CDT 2004

>actually, it gets you into the vip room at your local strip club and
>entitles you to 2 free private lap dances with 1 happy ending.

I believe the 'happy ending' is only applicable if you are wearing
your lapel pin as well.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

kpg
Wed Jun 23 08:10:41 CDT 2004

MS=Big Brother

Consultant
Wed Jun 23 08:44:54 CDT 2004

correct, thanks for clarifying that

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> >actually, it gets you into the vip room at your local strip club and
> >entitles you to 2 free private lap dances with 1 happy ending.
>
> I believe the 'happy ending' is only applicable if you are wearing
> your lapel pin as well.
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Wed Jun 23 11:39:36 CDT 2004

Beoweolf wrote:

> If you ever attend a MS seminar or event, the card can/will be swiped to
> down load your information for attendence reasons or verify certs, etc.
>

Supposedly. But I have, and it wasn't.

Beoweolf
Wed Jun 23 11:53:42 CDT 2004

I have and it was. Hopefully it was just a conequence of being in some
Podunk venue that didn't have the correct reader.

Also, when or if you vist some of the vendor booths at these hootenannies,
they will entice you to win "prizes"... but als o get your email address and
other info that you chose to reveal when you signed up (passport or MCP
member site). Remember, nothing free is actually free anymore. If you don't
pay in currency, you pay in access to your data...as we all know, Data "is"
the new currency.
"Beoweolf" <Beoweolf@pacbell.net> wrote in message
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> If you ever attend a MS seminar or event, the card can/will be swiped to
> down load your information for attendence reasons or verify certs, etc.
>
>
> "Jesper Pedersen" <jlp@tdcspace.dk> wrote in message
> news:ee2v18JWEHA.4056@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> > Hi all
> >
> > Does anyone know what the magnetic stripe on the walletcard is good
for???
> > Does anyone ever use it, and if so for what
> >
> > Just wondering.
> >
> >
>
>
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Neil
Wed Jun 23 11:56:21 CDT 2004

JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:#EV8qCUWEHA.3492
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Beoweolf wrote:
>
>> If you ever attend a MS seminar or event, the card can/will be swiped
to
>> down load your information for attendence reasons or verify certs,
etc.
>>
>
> Supposedly. But I have, and it wasn't.
>

nor I

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JaR
Wed Jun 23 12:17:47 CDT 2004

Beoweolf wrote:

> I have and it was. Hopefully it was just a conequence of being in some
> Podunk venue that didn't have the correct reader.
>

Sir, as a resident of the "Podunk venue" in question, I resent the
inference that I reside in a "Podunk venue".

JaR
Cosmopolitan Thug

Ken
Wed Jun 23 13:12:10 CDT 2004

"JaR" <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:%237FZAYUWEHA.212@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...

> Sir, as a resident of the "Podunk venue" in question, I resent the
> inference that I reside in a "Podunk venue".
>

You live in a convention center? Or other large hall of some sort? Or MS had
an event at your shack?

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TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 23 13:49:11 CDT 2004

"Jesper Pedersen" <jlp@tdcspace.dk> wrote in message
news:ee2v18JWEHA.4056@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Hi all
>
> Does anyone know what the magnetic stripe on the walletcard is good for???
> Does anyone ever use it, and if so for what
>
> Just wondering.

Actually, the whole magnetic stripe thing is old and outdated. M$ is in the
process of implementing a new technology whereby they stamp a number on the
forehead of all new certified candidates. As I understand it, they are in
the process of obtaining a patent (#666) for this process.

--
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Neil
Wed Jun 23 15:13:44 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:7_ydnXqvqZ46TUTd4p2dnA@adelphia.com:

>
> Actually, the whole magnetic stripe thing is old and outdated. M$ is
> in the process of implementing a new technology whereby they stamp a
> number on the forehead of all new certified candidates. As I
> understand it, they are in the process of obtaining a patent (#666)
> for this process.

it can also go on the back of your hand.

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TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 23 15:26:40 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9511A517491A3neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:7_ydnXqvqZ46TUTd4p2dnA@adelphia.com:
>
> >
> > Actually, the whole magnetic stripe thing is old and outdated. M$ is
> > in the process of implementing a new technology whereby they stamp a
> > number on the forehead of all new certified candidates. As I
> > understand it, they are in the process of obtaining a patent (#666)
> > for this process.
>
> it can also go on the back of your hand.

Yeah sure, I suppose one could go that route. But I figure with the stamp
clearly visible on my forehead, I'll be more of a "babe magnet". Combine
that with the trusty ol' lapel pin and surely I'll be beating them off with
a stick in no time.

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Neil
Wed Jun 23 15:30:47 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in news:JJGdnU3PbNkdekTdRVn-
jA@adelphia.com:

> Yeah sure, I suppose one could go that route.

doesn't matter. the mark of the beast is the mark of the beast and can go
on either head or hand. And no one is surprised that MS is the antichrist.

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"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Laura
Wed Jun 23 22:47:46 CDT 2004

circa Tue, 22 Jun 2004 15:19:39 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR (plentespam@nospamsofthome.net)
said,
> Jtyc wrote:
>
> >>Does anyone know what the magnetic stripe on the walletcard is good for???
> >>Does anyone ever use it, and if so for what
> >
> >
> > Secret entrance into the Microsoft compound.
> >
> >
>
> Charging Lattes at the Redmond Starbucks.
>
Global positioning system.

Laura
--
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-Oscar Wilde

Neil
Thu Jun 24 06:41:19 CDT 2004

Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1b4418e997e659b798aa56@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Global positioning system.

yes I've seen that app...
.
.
.
.

you are here

X

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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Jtyc
Thu Jun 24 09:53:39 CDT 2004

> you are here
>
> X

Wow! That X is on my screen and I'm at my computer!

How did you do that?

Neil
Thu Jun 24 11:15:10 CDT 2004

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in news:
#y2TKsfWEHA.3944@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

>> you are here
>>
>> X
>
> Wow! That X is on my screen and I'm at my computer!
>
> How did you do that?
>
>
>
>
>

pretty nifty, huh? I had the app for my palm pilot and it was right EVERY
TIME!!!! acurate to the millimeter too.

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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Laura
Thu Jun 24 11:16:09 CDT 2004

circa Thu, 24 Jun 2004 07:53:39 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc (jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!)
said,
> > you are here
> >
> > X
>
> Wow! That X is on my screen and I'm at my computer!
>
> How did you do that?
>
See, toldja.
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Neil
Thu Jun 24 11:23:01 CDT 2004

Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1b44c8536b9c91f298aa66@msnews.microsoft.com:

> circa Thu, 24 Jun 2004 07:53:39 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc (jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!)
> said,
>> > you are here
>> >
>> > X
>>
>> Wow! That X is on my screen and I'm at my computer!
>>
>> How did you do that?
>>
> See, toldja.

so it is following my magnetic stripe? aaaaaaaahhhh, and here I was
begining to think it was a coincidence...

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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Jtyc
Thu Jun 24 12:59:57 CDT 2004

> See, toldja.

Sunofa...


Hmm... I'd throw my card away but, that only leaves my A+ pin as a sign of
prestige...








and the expert rifle badge I wear everyday...

Neil
Thu Jun 24 13:39:39 CDT 2004

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in news:#E#
3QUhWEHA.3420@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> that only leaves my A+ pin as a sign of
> prestige...
>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, that was funny...

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Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Jtyc
Thu Jun 24 13:46:49 CDT 2004

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> OMG, that was funny...


Are you suggesting my A+ is not prestigious?





must be jealous...

Neil
Thu Jun 24 13:52:50 CDT 2004

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:uqchcuhWEHA.716@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Are you suggesting my A+ is not prestigious?
>
>
>
>
>
> must be jealous...

got the A+, Net+ AAAANNNNNNNDDDD Server+ (Sticks tounge at Jtyc)

wouldn't go so far as to declare it .......ummmmmmmmmmmmm....prestegious.

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"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"