MCSE LOGO question

hi, i just did my mcse, i am creating new resume and i am not sure
where to put the mcse logo, should it be on the top or at the bottom,
and is there any site on the internet where i can find an example,
thanks!

Grep
Tue Mar 21 19:15:05 CST 2006

I would leave the logo off of your resume.

"High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1142983804.318263.134260@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
> hi, i just did my mcse, i am creating new resume and i am not sure
> where to put the mcse logo, should it be on the top or at the bottom,
> and is there any site on the internet where i can find an example,
> thanks!
>

High
Tue Mar 21 22:19:46 CST 2006

what does that mean ?
post helpful information in groups or shut your hole

Moderator
Tue Mar 21 22:40:32 CST 2006


"High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1143001186.910059.37400@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> what does that mean ?
> post helpful information in groups or shut your hole

High Hole,

The information you provided is not helpful.

Shut your hole.

My post, however, is helpful, because I have helped you to realize that the
information you provided is not helpful.

My hole will remain open.

MCSB

High
Tue Mar 21 22:58:59 CST 2006

My hole will remain open.

This tells what you are.
and u are NOT helpful

Bigus
Tue Mar 21 23:17:29 CST 2006

**High Hopes's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> what does that mean ?
> post helpful information in groups or shut your hole
>
I'd say he was pretty fsukin helpful you a$$monky. Where do you get off
coming in here and talking to people like that???

That's *my* job!!!!

As for your lame a$$ resume....When have you *ever* seen anyone put their
logo on a resume (MS or not)??

That's what the business card is for you dolt!

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Lasher
Tue Mar 21 23:28:37 CST 2006

"High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1143003539.248855.207910@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:

>
> My hole will remain open.
>

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Joseph
Wed Mar 22 00:05:36 CST 2006

March 21, 2006

Hi... try to ignore the others -- definitely not helpful in any form or
fashion.

Try checking out the private MCP member site...
https://mcp.microsoft.com/mcp

Then go on to the Logo Builder section and you can get a copy of the Logo
License Agreement & Guidelines -- this document has many suggestions on
where to place logos in documents such as resumes/biz cards/etc... I believe
the recommended is bottom right/left corners.

Hope this helps!


--
Joseph Bittman
Microsoft Certified Solution Developer
Microsoft Most Valuable Professional -- DPM

Web Site/Blog: http://CactiDevelopers.ResDev.Net/

"High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1142983804.318263.134260@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
> hi, i just did my mcse, i am creating new resume and i am not sure
> where to put the mcse logo, should it be on the top or at the bottom,
> and is there any site on the internet where i can find an example,
> thanks!
>

Frisbee®
Wed Mar 22 07:35:09 CST 2006

"Joseph Bittman MVP MCSD" <RyanBittman@msn.com> wrote in message
news:%23S4HobXTGHA.1236@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> March 21, 2006
>
> Hi... try to ignore the others -- definitely not helpful in any form or
> fashion.

Uh, Grep is not an MCNGP, but he was indeed QUITE helpful. He was not
flaming, he merely offered an asked-for opinion. It wasn't the opinion the
OP wanted, but it was an opinion. And for what it's worth, it's one that is
almost certainly shared by the majority of posters here. Putting a logo on
a resume is lame, period. It doesn't surprise me, though, that you
disagree. You tout your stuff in every post, including your certs and your
coveted MVP. Your ridiculous signature speaks volumes for you, as does your
starting every post with the date at the top. Geeze, Joseph Bittman, get a
freakin' clue.

> Hope this helps!

I'm sure it will, since the OP is a lamer, just like you.

LnkWizard
Wed Mar 22 07:43:41 CST 2006

Since your density level seems high, I will expand on Grep's previous
reply.

After having checked with several different HR folks that I know, they
have told me that it is really not a good idea to include a logo on your
resume. It detracts from the document and makes you seem rather
pretentious. Granted it looks pretty and can make it look like it will
stand out, but experienced HR folks see it and it goes in the "do
use this guy" pile real quick.

However you can include a separate section in your resume that lists
your various certification all in one neat and tidy spot. This also makes
them stand out and draws the eye to them, without being a detraction
from the meat of the document. It is nice to have the certs, as it shows
that you can read and take tests rather well. Most experienced HR folks
see that and then look to see if you have the experience to go with it.

Based on your responses here, I doubt that I would hire you for you took
no time in trying to understand the response given and just fired off
a smarta$$ed remark, not a real good way to be. Take time to understand
what is going on and DON'T take stuff so personally and you will
do much better.

HTH, HAND

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http://www.mcngp.com
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"High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1143001186.910059.37400@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> what does that mean ?
> post helpful information in groups or shut your hole
>

TechGeekPro
Wed Mar 22 08:11:26 CST 2006

On Mar 21, 2006 at 11:19pm "High Hopes" blathered:

> what does that mean ?
> post helpful information in groups or shut your hole

It meant he thought you should leave the logo off your resume you tool.

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable.

TechGeekPro
Wed Mar 22 08:12:48 CST 2006

On Mar 22, 2006 at 12:17am "Bigus Di©kus" blathered:

> When have you *ever* seen anyone put their
> logo on a resume (MS or not)??

I do, and my new boss was quite impressed with them. :P

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

TechGeekPro
Wed Mar 22 08:15:42 CST 2006

On Mar 21, 2006 at 6:30pm "High Hopes" blathered:

> hi, i just did my mcse, i am creating new resume and i am not sure
> where to put the mcse logo, should it be on the top or at the bottom,
> and is there any site on the internet where i can find an example,
> thanks!

Let me "open my hole" and add, if you can't figure how to log into the MCP
Member Site, download a logo and add a simple graphic to your resume, you
don't deserve an MCSE or a subsequent job in I.T.

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
Whateva, Whateva, I do what I want!

Bigus
Wed Mar 22 08:22:05 CST 2006

**TechGeekPro's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> On Mar 22, 2006 at 12:17am "Bigus Di©kus" blathered:
>
>> When have you *ever* seen anyone put their
>> logo on a resume (MS or not)??
>
> I do, and my new boss was quite impressed with them. :P
>
I know, I've seen them, I was messing with the guy.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

TechGeekPro
Wed Mar 22 08:44:27 CST 2006

On Mar 22, 2006 at 8:35am "Frisbee®" blathered:

> Putting a logo on a resume is lame, period.

*Sniff* But... but... they're so... purdy. *sniff, sniff*

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
I recently childproofed my house, but somehow they still keep getting in.

MitchS
Wed Mar 22 08:45:49 CST 2006

"High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1143003539.248855.207910@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> My hole will remain open.
>
> This tells what you are.
> and u are NOT helpful


I had every intention of being helpful, but since you are being such an a$$
towards someone who gave friendly, honest advice I'll just go with bugger
off luser.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

MitchS
Wed Mar 22 08:49:56 CST 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:epIRwVbTGHA.792@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...

> Your ridiculous signature speaks volumes for you, as does your starting
> every post with the date at the top. Geeze, Joseph Bittman, get a
> freakin' clue.

At least he doesn't start with the star date.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Frisbee®
Wed Mar 22 08:59:29 CST 2006

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns978E631757690tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Mar 22, 2006 at 8:35am "Frisbee®" blathered:
>
>> Putting a logo on a resume is lame, period.
>
> *Sniff* But... but... they're so... purdy. *sniff, sniff*

Well, you know what they say about opinions and Jamesholes...

It's only my opinion.

Please don't cry.

Okay, dambit. Logos are the shiznit on resumes!

Briscobar
Wed Mar 22 09:01:28 CST 2006

Frisbee® <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> rambled:
>
> Putting a logo on a resume is lame, period.

I put my A+ logo on my resume!

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com is real.

Moderator
Wed Mar 22 09:50:34 CST 2006


"High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1143003539.248855.207910@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> My hole will remain open.
>
> This tells what you are.
> and u are NOT helpful

Keeping my hole open is my way of being helpful.

It's no longer helpful to tell people that they are not helpful.

Thank you for being unhelpful.

Shut your hole.

Moderator
Wed Mar 22 09:53:33 CST 2006


"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:epIRwVbTGHA.792@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> "Joseph Bittman MVP MCSD" <RyanBittman@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:%23S4HobXTGHA.1236@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>> March 21, 2006
>>
>> Hi... try to ignore the others -- definitely not helpful in any form or
>> fashion.
>
> Uh, Grep is not an MCNGP, but he was indeed QUITE helpful. He was not
> flaming, he merely offered an asked-for opinion. It wasn't the opinion
> the OP wanted, but it was an opinion. And for what it's worth, it's one
> that is almost certainly shared by the majority of posters here. Putting
> a logo on a resume is lame, period. It doesn't surprise me, though, that
> you disagree. You tout your stuff in every post, including your certs and
> your coveted MVP. Your ridiculous signature speaks volumes for you, as
> does your starting every post with the date at the top. Geeze, Joseph
> Bittman, get a freakin' clue.
>
>> Hope this helps!
>
> I'm sure it will, since the OP is a lamer, just like you.

Keep your hole open.

Moderator
Wed Mar 22 09:53:04 CST 2006


"Joseph Bittman MVP MCSD" <RyanBittman@msn.com> wrote in message
news:%23S4HobXTGHA.1236@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> March 21, 2006
>
> Hi... try to ignore the others -- definitely not helpful in any form or
> fashion.

Shut your hole, or you will receive messages with instructions to shut your
hole.

This, of course, is helpful, because if you wish to avoid receiving messages
to shut your hole, you can 'opt-out' of the shut your hole mailer.

MCSB

Moderator
Wed Mar 22 09:54:23 CST 2006


"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns978E631757690tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Mar 22, 2006 at 8:35am "Frisbee®" blathered:
>
>> Putting a logo on a resume is lame, period.
>
> *Sniff* But... but... they're so... purdy. *sniff, sniff*

It's ok. You can keep it on there. Just don't put something like 'My second
cousin is Jessica Alba, and I like to play with Tinker Toys'. Otherwise,
we'll have to call you Carl.

Moderator
Wed Mar 22 09:55:30 CST 2006


"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns978E5E3721D2Ftgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Mar 21, 2006 at 6:30pm "High Hopes" blathered:
>
>> hi, i just did my mcse, i am creating new resume and i am not sure
>> where to put the mcse logo, should it be on the top or at the bottom,
>> and is there any site on the internet where i can find an example,
>> thanks!
>
> Let me "open my hole" and add <snip />

thank you for keeping your hole open.

Moderator
Wed Mar 22 09:57:18 CST 2006


"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:%23sLiy$bTGHA.5116@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:epIRwVbTGHA.792@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
>> Your ridiculous signature speaks volumes for you, as does your starting
>> every post with the date at the top. Geeze, Joseph Bittman, get a
>> freakin' clue.
>
> At least he doesn't start with the star date.

His website tingles my snorkel:

'Cacti Developers has a domain name! -- http://CactiDevelopers.ResDev.Net'

"My Bologna has a first name! O S C A R"

And, he apparently has powers and abilities beyond those of mortal men:

Jtyc
Wed Mar 22 09:57:49 CST 2006

> what does that mean ?

It means, don't put the logo on your resume.


> post helpful information in groups or shut your hole

That was helpful, it was good advice. Don't be a wanker because you happen
to disagree with him.



Hope this helps! Have a nice day!

Jtyc
Wed Mar 22 09:59:40 CST 2006

> I put my A+ logo on my resume!

Lamer...




I just wear the lapel pin.

Frisbee®
Wed Mar 22 10:13:13 CST 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:eRQcNmcTGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>> I put my A+ logo on my resume!
>
> Lamer...
>
> I just wear the lapel pin.

Dang... that does sound better than carrying around the framed certificate.

But don't people have to get really close up to be able to read it?

I've been thinking about getting a t-shirt made up with the letters in
REALLY BIG TYPE.

TBone
Wed Mar 22 10:35:26 CST 2006

And on the eigth day "Moderator [MVP] [Meaty Variable Parser] did cause the
electrons to come together and form the following words:

> thank you for keeping your hole open.

We already have Goatse for that.

--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

CBIC
Wed Mar 22 10:43:53 CST 2006


> We already have Goatse for that.

That was completely uncalled for.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Briscobar
Wed Mar 22 11:14:32 CST 2006

TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> rambled:
>
> And on the eigth day "Moderator [MVP] [Meaty Variable Parser] did
> cause the electrons to come together and form the following words:
>
>> thank you for keeping your hole open.
>
> We already have Goatse for that.

I hate people like you.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com iz t3h h0tn3ss

Joseph
Wed Mar 22 12:36:06 CST 2006

March 22, 2006

Yea... it didn't for a while.... and it is my huge sandbox for new
technological tests -- even if they are only behind the scenes.

And BTW, that poll was before the blog was implemented... remember, it says
Poll Archive.

--
Joseph Bittman
Microsoft Certified Solution Developer
Microsoft Most Valuable Professional -- DPM

Web Site/Blog: http://CactiDevelopers.ResDev.Net/

"Moderator [MVP] [Meaty Variable Parser] [7.13.86.42]"
<http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in message
news:%23EUGBlcTGHA.5264@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
> "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:%23sLiy$bTGHA.5116@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:epIRwVbTGHA.792@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>>
>>> Your ridiculous signature speaks volumes for you, as does your starting
>>> every post with the date at the top. Geeze, Joseph Bittman, get a
>>> freakin' clue.
>>
>> At least he doesn't start with the star date.
>
> His website tingles my snorkel:
>
> 'Cacti Developers has a domain name! -- http://CactiDevelopers.ResDev.Net'
>
> "My Bologna has a first name! O S C A R"
>
> And, he apparently has powers and abilities beyond those of mortal men:
>
>

lowdes
Wed Mar 22 14:38:35 CST 2006

You need help

"Moderator [MVP] [Meaty Variable Parser] [7.13.86.42]"
<http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in message
news:ehDN5qWTGHA.1236@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>
> "High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1143001186.910059.37400@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> what does that mean ?
>> post helpful information in groups or shut your hole
>
> High Hole,
>
> The information you provided is not helpful.
>
> Shut your hole.
>
> My post, however, is helpful, because I have helped you to realize that
> the information you provided is not helpful.
>
> My hole will remain open.
>
> MCSB
>
>

High
Wed Mar 22 14:53:12 CST 2006

i didnt thoght i'll be so popular here!
i love you too!

Di©kus
Wed Mar 22 14:59:26 CST 2006

<< While I was at work, Moderator [MVP] [Meaty Variable Parser] [7.13.86.42]
spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> It's ok. You can keep it on there. Just don't put something like 'My
> second cousin is Jessica Alba, and I like to play with Tinker Toys'.
> Otherwise, we'll have to call you Carl.
>
I did forget to mention the Tinker Toys, didn't I?

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Frisbee®
Wed Mar 22 15:01:33 CST 2006

"High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1143060792.234473.244510@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>i didnt thoght i'll be so popular here!
> i love you too!

Apology not accepted.

Please to kindly do the needful and be googling English Grammar.

RGS

Grep
Wed Mar 22 17:44:07 CST 2006

WOOT! oh.....and a......I would leave the logo off of your resume.

> Let me "open my hole" and add, if you can't figure how to log into the MCP
> Member Site, download a logo and add a simple graphic to your resume, you
> don't deserve an MCSE or a subsequent job in I.T.

High
Wed Mar 22 22:17:17 CST 2006

Let me "open my hole" and add, if you can't figure how to log into the
MCP
> Member Site, download a logo and add a simple graphic to your resume, you
> don't deserve an MCSE or a subsequent job in I.T.


I DONT DESERVE IT, BLOODY ASS CLOWN, I JUST GOT SELECTED IN EBAY TECH
SUPPORT

TechGeekPro
Wed Mar 22 22:20:26 CST 2006

On Mar 22, 2006 at 6:44pm "Grep" blathered:

> WOOT! oh.....and a......I would leave the logo off of your resume.

Ah, shut your hole!

--
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mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
Are you Master of your Domain?

TechGeekPro
Wed Mar 22 22:20:58 CST 2006

On Mar 22, 2006 at 11:17pm "High Hopes" blathered:

> Let me "open my hole" and add, if you can't figure how to log into the
> MCP
>> Member Site, download a logo and add a simple graphic to your resume, you
>> don't deserve an MCSE or a subsequent job in I.T.
>
>
> I DONT DESERVE IT, BLOODY ASS CLOWN, I JUST GOT SELECTED IN EBAY TECH
> SUPPORT

Well whoopty friggin' doo.

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
Do a thousand things right, it's the one thing you do wrong they'll notice.

Frisbee®
Thu Mar 23 07:36:53 CST 2006

"High Hopes" <highhopes2181@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1143087437.041297.222080@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Let me "open my hole" and add, if you can't figure how to log into the
> MCP
>> Member Site, download a logo and add a simple graphic to your resume, you
>> don't deserve an MCSE or a subsequent job in I.T.
>
>
> I DONT DESERVE IT, BLOODY ASS CLOWN, I JUST GOT SELECTED IN EBAY TECH
> SUPPORT

PLEASE TO BE E-MAILING ME DUMPS FOR EBAY TECH SUPPORT

THANKING YOU

RGS

Rowdy
Fri Mar 24 06:02:04 CST 2006

actually, high hopes was given some very good advice. i wish someone
gave me the same back when i was younger and was putting stupid MCP,
MCSA and MCSE logo's on my resume and having the experienced IT guys
laugh at me.

cardinal rule of resume writing, keep it to 2 pages and white space is
precious. do you really want be wasting your resume space with jpg's.
list your designations in one line. that's enough. if they are really
interested it you, they will call you in and test and question the
be-jesus out of you to make sure you aren't clueless.


:-|

Joseph Bittman MVP MCSD wrote:
> March 21, 2006
>
> Hi... try to ignore the others -- definitely not helpful in any form or
> fashion.
>
> Try checking out the private MCP member site...
> https://mcp.microsoft.com/mcp
>
> Then go on to the Logo Builder section and you can get a copy of the Logo
> License Agreement & Guidelines -- this document has many suggestions on
> where to place logos in documents such as resumes/biz cards/etc... I believe
> the recommended is bottom right/left corners.
>
> Hope this helps!
>
>

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"I pithy in your general direction!"

Jammerjonn
Thu Mar 30 22:23:01 CST 2006

Before you say that, you should check with the MCSE guidelines from
Microsoft. You can download and use the logo (or any other your qualified
for) on your resume or business card. Jon Martinez MCSE, MCT, A+

"Jtyc" wrote:

> > what does that mean ?
>
> It means, don't put the logo on your resume.
>
>
> > post helpful information in groups or shut your hole
>
> That was helpful, it was good advice. Don't be a wanker because you happen
> to disagree with him.
>
>
>
> Hope this helps! Have a nice day!
>
>
>

Jammerjonn
Thu Mar 30 22:35:01 CST 2006

https://www.certificationlogobuilder.com/default.aspx

"Jammerjonn" wrote:

> Before you say that, you should check with the MCSE guidelines from
> Microsoft. You can download and use the logo (or any other your qualified
> for) on your resume or business card. Jon Martinez MCSE, MCT, A+
>
> "Jtyc" wrote:
>
> > > what does that mean ?
> >
> > It means, don't put the logo on your resume.
> >
> >
> > > post helpful information in groups or shut your hole
> >
> > That was helpful, it was good advice. Don't be a wanker because you happen
> > to disagree with him.
> >
> >
> >
> > Hope this helps! Have a nice day!
> >
> >
> >

Jammerjonn
Thu Mar 30 22:35:02 CST 2006

https://www.certificationlogobuilder.com/default.aspx

"High Hopes" wrote:

> hi, i just did my mcse, i am creating new resume and i am not sure
> where to put the mcse logo, should it be on the top or at the bottom,
> and is there any site on the internet where i can find an example,
> thanks!
>
>

JaR
Fri Mar 31 10:33:25 CST 2006

=?Utf-8?B?SmFtbWVyam9ubg==?= <Jammerjonn@discussions.microsoft.com>
wrote in news:18487D0A-5451-4FE3-8192-20B0FCF6F675@microsoft.com:

> Before you say that, you should check with the MCSE guidelines from
> Microsoft. You can download and use the logo (or any other your
> qualified for) on your resume or business card. Jon Martinez MCSE,
> MCT, A+
>

What's your point?


I _can_ go to a job interview wearing spandex. That does not mean I
_should_ wear spandex to a job intterview.


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CBIC
Fri Mar 31 10:41:25 CST 2006


> I _can_ go to a job interview wearing spandex. That does not mean I
> _should_ wear spandex to a job intterview.

So that's what I've been doing wrong.
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Briscobar
Fri Mar 31 10:57:16 CST 2006

CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>
>> I _can_ go to a job interview wearing spandex. That does not mean I
>> _should_ wear spandex to a job intterview.
>
> So that's what I've been doing wrong.

Nono. It's just *JaR* who shouldn't go to an interview wearing spandex. You,
Doom, are one sexy man, and encouraged to wear form-fitting clothing at
every opportunity.


/doesn't know what doom looks like
//doesn't particularly care
///not gay
////not that there's anything wrong with that


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JaR
Fri Mar 31 11:20:18 CST 2006

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:OFF#yPOVGHA.4384
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> It's just *JaR* who shouldn't go to an interview wearing spandex

I have found wearing spandex in certain situations to be salubrious. For
example, if I wear my spandex cycling shorts to the all-you-can-eat
Chinese place, I never have to stand in line, and frequently get my meal
for free if I agree to forgo the dessert line! Not only that, but the
last time I wore my thong on a crowded bus, several ladies got up and
gave me their seats. In fact, they allowed me to have the entire bus to
myself!

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CBIC
Fri Mar 31 11:52:37 CST 2006


> I have found wearing spandex in certain situations to be salubrious.

My new favorite word is salubrious.
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Neil
Fri Mar 31 13:22:57 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:uXNymvOVGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> My new favorite word is salubrious.

sounds very....moist.

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Neil
Fri Mar 31 13:24:09 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns97975F551AB04onlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:

> the
> last time I wore my thong on a crowded bus, several ladies got up and
> gave me their seats. In fact, they allowed me to have the entire bus to
> myself!
>

I cannot begin to descibe my current level of revulsion.

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JaR
Fri Mar 31 13:35:26 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns97979282CAC69neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

>
> revulsion.

That's a funny way to spell "envy"

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Neil
Fri Mar 31 13:56:28 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns9797763EAA51Aonlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:

> "envy"
>

that's a funny way to say "threw up a little in my mouth"

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LRM
Fri Mar 31 18:23:25 CST 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Neil assaulted us with:
> did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
> news:Xns9797763EAA51Aonlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:
>
>> "envy"
>>
>
> that's a funny way to say "threw up a little in my mouth"

I am going to pretend this thread never happened.
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Neil
Fri Mar 31 20:14:48 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#zf1$JSVGHA.1268
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> I am going to pretend this thread never happened.

would that I could as well. Sadly, I will require therapy for many, many
years.

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Jtyc
Mon Apr 03 10:45:36 CDT 2006

> Before you say that, you should check with the MCSE guidelines from
> Microsoft. You can download and use the logo (or any other your qualified
> for) on your resume or business card. Jon Martinez MCSE, MCT, A+

I don't care what the guidelines say. It looks lame on a resume.


But, then again that is just my personal opinion. You go ahead and do
whatever floats your boat.

Neil
Mon Apr 03 11:10:20 CDT 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:#kOMTWzVGHA.5580
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> I don't care what the guidelines say. It looks lame on a resume.

I just wear the lapel pins and jingle my way into the interview...

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JaR
Mon Apr 03 11:28:10 CDT 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns979A7BD325829neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> I just wear the lapel pins and jingle my way into the interview...

I have them tatooed on my butt cheeks. That way, if I wear a thong to the
interview...

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MitchS
Mon Apr 03 11:37:17 CDT 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9797D8212E92neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#zf1$JSVGHA.1268
> @TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> I am going to pretend this thread never happened.
>
> would that I could as well. Sadly, I will require therapy for many, many
> years.

Maybe Alzheimer's will kick in before you blow too much for the shrink.

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Jtyc
Mon Apr 03 11:53:52 CDT 2006

> I have them tatooed on my butt cheeks. That way, if I wear a thong to the
> interview...

I don't like the direction that this ship is heading. Where's the SS
Microsoft when you need it to torpedo a thread?

Kline
Mon Apr 03 14:58:11 CDT 2006

>> I just wear the lapel pins and jingle my way into the interview...
>
>I have them tatooed on my butt cheeks. That way, if I wear a thong to the
>interview...

sounds a bit gay to me, so I'm outahere ;-)

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Mon Apr 03 16:07:18 CDT 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns979A60072BE6Fonlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:

> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:Xns979A7BD325829neilmcsegmailcom@ 207.46.248.16:
>
>> I just wear the lapel pins and jingle my way into the interview...
>
> I have them tatooed on my butt cheeks. That way, if I wear a thong to
> the interview...
>

crap, I just threw up a little in my mouth again

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Neil
Mon Apr 03 16:07:31 CDT 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:uUUFd8zVGHA.5096
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> I don't like the direction that this ship is heading.

tru dat

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Mon Apr 03 16:08:02 CDT 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in news:Om#
4YzzVGHA.1488@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>> would that I could as well. Sadly, I will require therapy for many, many
>> years.
>
> Maybe Alzheimer's will kick in before you blow too much for the shrink.

before what sets in?

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