MCSE 2003 Exam

Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?

CBIC
Fri Jan 12 15:46:38 CST 2007


"loran" <scoren_loran@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>
Know your stuff.

Consultant
Fri Jan 12 15:58:26 CST 2007

and be prepared

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "loran" <scoren_loran@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:eKyEHCpNHHA.960@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>>
> Know your stuff.
>

Red
Fri Jan 12 16:02:51 CST 2007

I usually sacrifice goats to the MS gods beforehand. Also crystal meth
usually helps me concentrate during my exams.

Works for me!

loran wrote:
> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>
>

BD[MCNGP]
Fri Jan 12 16:20:34 CST 2007



"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "loran" <scoren_loran@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:eKyEHCpNHHA.960@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>>
> Know your stuff.
>
Lots of rest the night before. (At least 8 hours)

BD[MCNGP]
Fri Jan 12 16:22:07 CST 2007

"Red Swingline Stapler" <eat@me.com> wrote in message
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>I usually sacrifice goats to the MS gods beforehand. Also crystal meth usually
>helps me concentrate during my exams.
>
YOU!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!11 You're the one that stole my goat!!!!

> Works for me!
>
Same here!

> moran wrote:
>> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?

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OTHMAN
Fri Jan 12 16:25:51 CST 2007

> and be prepared

Take extra care.


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unspeakable
Fri Jan 12 17:34:54 CST 2007

OK, I guess I will be the idiot and take the bait...


Which exam are you talking about? There is No "MCSE" exam...


"loran" <scoren_loran@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>

JaR
Fri Jan 12 18:19:14 CST 2007

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 17:34:59 -0600, unspeakable cast into the ether:

> OK, I guess I will be the idiot and take the bait...
>
>
> Which exam are you talking about? There is No "MCSE" exam...

<fx = "Nelson">

HA-ha! Made you ask!!!

</fx>

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Remove hat to reply

Julia
Fri Jan 12 19:39:55 CST 2007

"loran" <scoren_loran@hotmail.com> wrote in news:eKyEHCpNHHA.960
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>
I've found studying to be very helpful. Lots of it!

catwalker63
Sun Jan 14 15:42:53 CST 2007

"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> prattled ceaselessly in
news:uyu5XgpNHHA.5000@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> "Red Swingline Stapler" <eat@me.com> wrote in message
> news:uquH#TpNHHA.5000@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>I usually sacrifice goats to the MS gods beforehand. Also crystal meth
>>usually helps me concentrate during my exams.
>>
> YOU!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!11 You're the one that stole my goat!!!!
>
>> Works for me!
>>
> Same here!
>
>> moran wrote:
>>> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>
> --
> B "What's his name?" D
>

So that's what happened to the MCNGP official goat.

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BD[MCNGP]
Sun Jan 14 22:26:02 CST 2007

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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>
> So that's what happened to the MCNGP official goat.
>
Well...uhfischully, no...the official goat has since been replaced...maybe
even more than once.


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MCNGP #51

BD[MCNGP]
Mon Jan 15 08:25:38 CST 2007



"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 17:34:59 -0600, unspeakable cast into the ether:
>
>> OK, I guess I will be the idiot and take the bait...
>>
>>
>> Which exam are you talking about? There is No "MCSE" exam...
>
> <fx = "Nelson">
>
> HA-ha! Made you ask!!!
>
> </fx>
>
<fx = "Homer">

DOH!!!!

</fx>

kpg
Mon Jan 15 08:31:38 CST 2007

"OTHMAN" <O@Localhost> wrote in news:u0eMmipNHHA.5104@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

>> and be prepared
>
> Take extra care.
>
>
> --
> LORAN (LOng RAnge Navigation)

LORAN-C is better with updates.

You know, GPS kinda makes this stuff obsolete.

kpg
Mon Jan 15 08:33:15 CST 2007

"loran" <scoren_loran@hotmail.com> wrote in news:eKyEHCpNHHA.960
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?

Get all the answers right?

LRM
Mon Jan 15 10:18:24 CST 2007

"kpg" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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> "loran" <scoren_loran@hotmail.com> wrote in news:eKyEHCpNHHA.960
> @TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>
> Get all the answers right?

That is a lovely tip, why do you phrase it as a question?

kpg
Mon Jan 15 10:41:39 CST 2007

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in news:OM24JDMOHHA.140
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> "kpg" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns98B9570BB685Dipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
>> "loran" <scoren_loran@hotmail.com> wrote in news:eKyEHCpNHHA.960
>> @TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>>
>> Get all the answers right?
>
> That is a lovely tip, why do you phrase it as a question?


I live my life as though I were a contestant on Jeopardy?

TurkReno
Mon Jan 15 11:33:03 CST 2007

kpg <no@spam.com> wrote in news:Xns98B96CCFB189Bipostthereforeiam@
207.46.248.16:

>
> I live my life as though I were a contestant on Jeopardy?
>

No, I'm sorry LRM, the question should have been phrased "What is it when I
live my life as though I were a contestant on Jeopardy?"...Mr. Connery,
you're up next.

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TurkReno
Mon Jan 15 11:57:40 CST 2007

catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
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> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> prattled ceaselessly in
> news:uyu5XgpNHHA.5000@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> "Red Swingline Stapler" <eat@me.com> wrote in message
>> news:uquH#TpNHHA.5000@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>>I usually sacrifice goats to the MS gods beforehand. Also crystal
meth
>>>usually helps me concentrate during my exams.
>>>
>> YOU!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!11 You're the one that stole my goat!!!!
>>
>>> Works for me!
>>>
>> Same here!
>>
>>> moran wrote:
>>>> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>>
>> --
>> B "What's his name?" D
>>
>
> So that's what happened to the MCNGP official goat.
>

The goat?? HAHAHA! Well. It's a long complicated story. The goat
apparently has been with OTHMAN or his doppleganger in some weird sci-fi
movie plot.

catwalker63
Mon Jan 15 13:15:26 CST 2007

TurkReno <forum@turkreno.com> prattled ceaselessly in
news:Xns98B979ACA76C5Lasher36526@207.46.248.16:

> catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in
> news:Xns98B88B8412269catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>
>> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> prattled ceaselessly in
>> news:uyu5XgpNHHA.5000@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> "Red Swingline Stapler" <eat@me.com> wrote in message
>>> news:uquH#TpNHHA.5000@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>>>I usually sacrifice goats to the MS gods beforehand. Also crystal
> meth
>>>>usually helps me concentrate during my exams.
>>>>
>>> YOU!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!11 You're the one that stole my goat!!!!
>>>
>>>> Works for me!
>>>>
>>> Same here!
>>>
>>>> moran wrote:
>>>>> Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>>>
>>> --
>>> B "What's his name?" D
>>>
>>
>> So that's what happened to the MCNGP official goat.
>>
>
> The goat?? HAHAHA! Well. It's a long complicated story. The goat
> apparently has been with OTHMAN or his doppleganger in some weird
> sci-fi movie plot.
>

I know it wasn't Neil this time. That goat wouldn't go anywhere near
him.

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BS, MCSA, MCSE
MCNGP #43
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"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Kline
Mon Jan 15 13:36:05 CST 2007

>and be prepared

all use a condom.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Mon Jan 15 13:35:29 CST 2007

>Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?

spit or swallow, don't try and do both. well, that's what catwalker's
just told me ;-)

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

catwalker63
Mon Jan 15 13:45:19 CST 2007

Kline Sphere <.@> prattled ceaselessly in
news:9qlnq2lfjl8elme8nfsb37vot03i747agm@4ax.com:

>>Any helpful Tips on Passing the exam?
>
> spit or swallow, don't try and do both. well, that's what catwalker's
> just told me ;-)
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

Good avice too! <eg>

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BD[MCNGP]
Mon Jan 15 14:13:57 CST 2007

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
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>
> I know it wasn't Neil this time. That goat wouldn't go anywhere near
> him.
>
>
You know damn right!!



.
.
.

He11, the goat's kids won't even go near Neil, they've hear too many stories.

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MCNGP #51

Briscobar
Mon Jan 15 14:42:14 CST 2007


"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
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>
> He11, the goat's kids won't even go near Neil, they've hear too many
> stories.

I thought what he did to that poor goat precluded it from having any kids.
I'll tell ya, doctors can perform miracles these days.

BD[MCNGP]
Mon Jan 15 14:59:32 CST 2007

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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>
> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
> news:OUFeuGOOHHA.960@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>
>> He11, the goat's kids won't even go near Neil, they've hear too many stories.
>
> I thought what he did to that poor goat precluded it from having any kids.
> I'll tell ya, doctors can perform miracles these days.
>
Maybe they were adopted...he11, I dunno.

CBIC
Mon Jan 15 15:02:18 CST 2007


"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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>
> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
> news:OUFeuGOOHHA.960@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>
>> He11, the goat's kids won't even go near Neil, they've hear too many
>> stories.
>
> I thought what he did to that poor goat precluded it from having any kids.
> I'll tell ya, doctors can perform miracles these days.
>

I still have the pics from when the vet fixed him back up.

http://tinyurl.com/bbvyh

BD[MCNGP]
Mon Jan 15 15:30:17 CST 2007

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:OV86OUOOHHA.2236@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>
>> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
>> news:OUFeuGOOHHA.960@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>
>>> He11, the goat's kids won't even go near Neil, they've hear too many
>>> stories.
>>
>> I thought what he did to that poor goat precluded it from having any kids.
>> I'll tell ya, doctors can perform miracles these days.
>>
>
> I still have the pics from when the vet fixed him back up.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/bbvyh
>
>
Ghods Dambitall!!!!! I KNEW...I FU©KIN' KNEW I shouldn't have opened up that
link, but I went and fu©kin' did it anyways.

Thanks brotha, that image will now precede tubgirl and that vibe in the p-hole
video.

kpg
Mon Jan 15 15:40:18 CST 2007

"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in
news:OtmNYxOOHHA.3668@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

>> I still have the pics from when the vet fixed him back up.
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/bbvyh
>>
>>
> Ghods Dambitall!!!!! I KNEW...I FU©KIN' KNEW I shouldn't have opened
> up that link, but I went and fu©kin' did it anyways.
>
> Thanks brotha, that image will now precede tubgirl and that vibe in
> the p-hole video.


wow. I'm glag i didn't click it.

.

.

.

I've got better things to do than this.

.

.

.

really,

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.

.

hmmm...no, not gonna do it...

.

.

.
aw jezzus, what, you work on a goat farm or something?

CBIC
Mon Jan 15 15:44:24 CST 2007


"kpg" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in
> news:OtmNYxOOHHA.3668@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
>>> I still have the pics from when the vet fixed him back up.
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/bbvyh
>>>
>>>
>> Ghods Dambitall!!!!! I KNEW...I FU©KIN' KNEW I shouldn't have opened
>> up that link, but I went and fu©kin' did it anyways.
>>
>> Thanks brotha, that image will now precede tubgirl and that vibe in
>> the p-hole video.
>
>
> wow. I'm glag i didn't click it.
>
Now be honest, what did you expect from me. Deep down you wanted to click on
that link because you knew it would be something disturbing. You know it.
You needed to click on that link.

Neil
Mon Jan 15 15:46:09 CST 2007

did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> say in
news:OtmNYxOOHHA.3668@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> Ghods Dambitall!!!!! I KNEW...I FU¸KIN' KNEW I shouldn't have opened
> up that link, but I went and fu¸kin' did it anyways.

all praise be to Tiny URL's Preview function...

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Neil
Mon Jan 15 15:47:27 CST 2007

did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> say in
news:OUFeuGOOHHA.960@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> He11, the goat's kids won't even go near Neil, they've hear too many
> stories.

mmmm....tasty. I tels ya, there is nothing quite as nice as a couple of
goat meat kabobs..

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kpg
Mon Jan 15 16:31:45 CST 2007

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns98B9AA95D3C84neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> say in
> news:OtmNYxOOHHA.3668@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
>> Ghods Dambitall!!!!! I KNEW...I FU¸KIN' KNEW I shouldn't have opened
>> up that link, but I went and fu¸kin' did it anyways.
>
> all praise be to Tiny URL's Preview function...


now you tell me...

Neil
Mon Jan 15 20:30:40 CST 2007

did you hear kpg <no@spam.com> say in
news:Xns98B9A82BCE975ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:

> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns98B9AA95D3C84neilmcsegmailcom@
> 207.46.248.16:
>
>> did you hear "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> say in
>> news:OtmNYxOOHHA.3668@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> Ghods Dambitall!!!!! I KNEW...I FU¸KIN' KNEW I shouldn't have opened
>>> up that link, but I went and fu¸kin' did it anyways.
>>
>> all praise be to Tiny URL's Preview function...
>
>
> now you tell me...
>

just learn from your mistakes

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OTHMAN
Wed Jan 17 10:16:09 CST 2007

> all use a condom.

For a security reason

TechGeekPro
Sun Jan 21 19:28:15 CST 2007

On Jan 15, 2007 at 4:02pm "CBIC" blathered:

> http://tinyurl.com/bbvyh

Ahhhhhggggg!!!!! My eyes!!! My eyes!!!

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LRM
Sun Jan 21 20:03:00 CST 2007

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:OV86OUOOHHA.2236@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>
>> "BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in message
>> news:OUFeuGOOHHA.960@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>
>>> He11, the goat's kids won't even go near Neil, they've hear too many
>>> stories.
>>
>> I thought what he did to that poor goat precluded it from having any
>> kids. I'll tell ya, doctors can perform miracles these days.
>>
>
> I still have the pics from when the vet fixed him back up.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/bbvyh
>
>
I have no idea how I missed this before, but would you please not do that
again? I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Tubgirl has nothing on this.
Really you deserve a spanking and to be sent to bed without dinner. Bad bad
bad boy.

catwalker63
Sun Jan 21 22:26:53 CST 2007

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> prattled ceaselessly in
news:e8qPzlcPHHA.992@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

> "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:%23cAq3hOOHHA.4376@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> I still have the pics from when the vet fixed him back up.
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/bbvyh
>>
>>
> I have no idea how I missed this before, but would you please not do
> that again? I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Tubgirl has
> nothing on this. Really you deserve a spanking and to be sent to bed
> without dinner. Bad bad bad boy.
>
>
>

Spankings just exite them. Make them do the dishes and change diapers.
That's a punishment. Also, don't check links these children post. Very
bad things come from that. <shudder>

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Neil
Mon Jan 22 06:53:27 CST 2007

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:e8qPzlcPHHA.992
@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

> Really you deserve a spanking

ME TOO!!! (how did I miss that)

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Neil
Mon Jan 22 06:53:43 CST 2007

did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
news:Xns98BFD002676F8catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> Spankings just exite them.

thanks for pointing that out...

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