MCSE and Can't Get Job

I got my MCSE from arapahoe community college in denver
and was promist a job upon completion but no on will hire
me without experience.

So whats the use?

kpg
Wed Sep 01 16:24:20 CDT 2004

"Sara Beacne" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:034b01c49069$84424d40$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> # Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\144153.htm (9/1/2004 4:23:00 PM) #
> I got my MCSE from arapahoe community college in denver
> and was promist a job upon completion but no on will hire
> me without experience.
>
> So whats the use?
>
>

A question for the ages.

Ponder this and you will learn, grasshopper.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Certificates? We don't need no stinking Certificates!

Consultant
Wed Sep 01 16:32:53 CDT 2004

none. you should have taken an english 101 course

"Sara Beacne" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:034b01c49069$84424d40$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> I got my MCSE from arapahoe community college in denver
> and was promist a job upon completion but no on will hire
> me without experience.
>
> So whats the use?
>
>

Doom
Wed Sep 01 16:56:55 CDT 2004


"Sara Beacne" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:034b01c49069$84424d40$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>I got my MCSE from arapahoe community college in denver
> and was promist a job upon completion but no on will hire
> me without experience.
>
> So whats the use?
>
>
You sound bitter. Are you bitter?

The
Wed Sep 01 17:04:35 CDT 2004

>I got my MCSE from arapahoe community college in denver
>and was promist a job upon completion but no on will hire
>me without experience.

do you spit or swallow?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Wed Sep 01 17:53:10 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Sara Beacne climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> I got my MCSE from arapahoe community college in denver
> and was promist a job upon completion but no on will hire
> me without experience.
>
> So whats the use?
>
>

If your resume reflects the same level of education that your post does,
I'm not suprised you can't get hired.

What's the use?

Oh Neil! What was that saying by P.T. Barnum, again?

JaR

Neil
Wed Sep 01 20:23:54 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
news:Xns9557A19B9D4D3plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Oh Neil! What was that saying by P.T. Barnum, again?

Although I was previously thinking of another P.T. quote now I'm currently
hoping that he will be intested in the "egress"

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Sep 01 20:47:58 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> spewed in
news:Xns9557D9A7A6C48neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> hoping that he will

he/she/it/they...whatever...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Sep 01 20:50:39 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Sara Beacne"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in news:034b01c49069
$84424d40$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> was promist a job upon completion

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pop*
oh, sorry you really believed them? well then I have a bridge you might
be interested in purchasing....here have a look at the picture and tell
me how much you think its worth, we can settle on a price later, no
pressure:

^^
^^ .. ..
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.: : :[]: : :`._ ,.': : :[]: : :.
.: : : :[]: : : : :-._ _,-: : : : :[]: : : :.
_..: : : : :[]: : : : : : :-._________.-: : : : : : :[]: : : : :-._
_:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_
!!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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~- ^_ ~^ - ^~ _ - ~^~ _ _~^~- _ ~~^ - _ ~ - _ ~~^ -
jgs ~^ -_ ~^^ -_ ~ _ - _ ~^~- _~ -_ ~- _ ~^ _ - ~ ^-
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~ ~- ^~ - ~^ - ~ ^~ - ~~ ^~ - ~


and if you are only a troll, please get back under the above...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Sep 01 20:51:18 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Sara Beacne"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in news:034b01c49069$84424d40
$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> no on will hire
> me

try a shorter skirt and a lower cut blouse...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Mike
Thu Sep 02 06:59:53 CDT 2004


"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:0rhcj05tondk3l49nsd42363ho2dlvnh77@4ax.com...
> >I got my MCSE from arapahoe community college in denver
> >and was promist a job upon completion but no on will hire
> >me without experience.
>
> do you spit or swallow?
>

Maybe he gargles.

--
Mike T
Spiffy sig currently under development.

billLASTINIT
Thu Sep 02 08:30:00 CDT 2004

Sara Beacne wrote:
> I got my MCSE from arapahoe community college in denver
> and was promist a job upon completion but no on will hire
> me without experience.
>
> So whats the use?

R U Hawt?

billLASTINIT
Thu Sep 02 08:30:24 CDT 2004

Neil wrote:
> babbling on and on again "Sara Beacne"
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in
> news:034b01c49069$84424d40 $a401280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> no on will hire
>> me
>
> try a shorter skirt and a lower cut blouse...

But only if she's hawt.

The
Thu Sep 02 14:51:15 CDT 2004

>> try a shorter skirt and a lower cut blouse...
>
>But only if she's hawt.

otherwise it's face transplant and liposuction!!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Thu Sep 02 14:52:17 CDT 2004

>R U Hawt?

Mrs Frisbee® on line one!!!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Laura
Thu Sep 02 19:45:05 CDT 2004

circa Wed, 01 Sep 2004 18:51:18 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> babbling on and on again "Sara Beacne"
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in news:034b01c49069$84424d40
> $a401280a@phx.gbl:
>
> > no on will hire
> > me
>
> try a shorter skirt and a lower cut blouse...
>
>
Yeah, it worked for Neil...
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Neil
Thu Sep 02 19:57:59 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1ba1889d94fdb52298ab00@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Yeah, it worked for Neil...

no,no,no...I wore just the simple little black dress that I keep for
special....HEY< YOU TRICKED ME INTO THAT DIDN'T YOU!!!!!!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Laura
Thu Sep 02 20:25:23 CDT 2004

circa Thu, 02 Sep 2004 17:57:59 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
> spewed in news:MPG.1ba1889d94fdb52298ab00@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
> > Yeah, it worked for Neil...
>
> no,no,no...I wore just the simple little black dress that I keep for
> special....HEY< YOU TRICKED ME INTO THAT DIDN'T YOU!!!!!!
>
>
Yup.
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Neil
Fri Sep 03 08:17:00 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1ba1920a5b75cf4c98ab09@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Yup.

friggin' n'yorkers are way too shifty...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Laura
Fri Sep 03 16:30:25 CDT 2004

In article <Xns95595E6FBEEA6neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16>,
neilmcse@nospamforyou.com says...
>
> > Yup.
>
> friggin' n'yorkers are way too shifty...
>
>
Oh, YEAH? Whatsit tooya?

JaR
Fri Sep 03 17:29:57 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Laura A. Robinson climbed on a soapbox
& opined:

>>
> Oh, YEAH? Whatsit tooya?
>

I thought that was how Noo Yawkas said "Good Morning"?

JaR

Laura
Fri Sep 03 19:04:18 CDT 2004

circa Fri, 03 Sep 2004 15:29:57 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR (plente@spamsuxsofthome.net)
said,
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Laura A. Robinson climbed on a soapbox
> & opined:
>
> >>
> > Oh, YEAH? Whatsit tooya?
> >
>
> I thought that was how Noo Yawkas said "Good Morning"?
>
> JaR
>
That's what I said!
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

JaR
Sat Sep 04 12:10:47 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Laura A. Robinson climbed on a
soapbox & opined:

> circa Fri, 03 Sep 2004 15:29:57 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR (plente@spamsuxsofthome.net)
> said,
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Laura A. Robinson climbed on a
>> soapbox & opined:
>>
>> >>
>> > Oh, YEAH? Whatsit tooya?
>> >
>>
>> I thought that was how Noo Yawkas said "Good Morning"?
>>
>> JaR
>>
> That's what I said!

*waves a friendly New York single finger Good Morning back*

JaR
Cordial Thug

Laura
Sat Sep 04 13:59:14 CDT 2004

circa Sat, 04 Sep 2004 10:10:47 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR (plente@spamsuxsofthome.net)
said,
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Laura A. Robinson climbed on a
> soapbox & opined:
>
> > circa Fri, 03 Sep 2004 15:29:57 -0700, in
> > microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR (plente@spamsuxsofthome.net)
> > said,
> >> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Laura A. Robinson climbed on a
> >> soapbox & opined:
> >>
> >> >>
> >> > Oh, YEAH? Whatsit tooya?
> >> >
> >>
> >> I thought that was how Noo Yawkas said "Good Morning"?
> >>
> >> JaR
> >>
> > That's what I said!
>
> *waves a friendly New York single finger Good Morning back*
>
> JaR
> Cordial Thug
>
<spits on sidewalk>
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Neil
Sun Sep 05 13:19:07 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
<geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
news:MPG.1ba3da8d21e19f7b98ab2d@msnews.microsoft.com:

>>
>> *waves a friendly New York single finger Good Morning back*
>>

>>
> <spits on sidewalk>

wow, so nice to see you two getting along together so well...next one of
you will knife the other and then we'll have to declare you a "couple"...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Sun Sep 05 20:03:22 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1ba560b069fc802a98ab4c@msnews.microsoft.com:

> If the cops show up, it counts as marriage.

it's not love without the restraining order...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society