How i can get a MCSE from Microsoft ?

Re: Get MCSE by FrisbeeŽ

Frisbee®
Mon Jan 23 13:13:47 CST 2006

"Shahab-MCSE" <Shahab-MCSE@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:789B14D1-C5F2-4538-9499-B987CEB36F0B@microsoft.com...
> How i can get a MCSE from Microsoft ?

I suggest initiating a hostile takeover.

That should do it.



Re: Get MCSE by JaR

JaR
Mon Jan 23 13:17:07 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of =?Utf-8?B?U2hhaGFiLU1DU0U=?=:

> How i can get a MCSE from Microsoft ?

Send in three box tops and postage and handling to:

I Wanna MCSE
PO Box 10053R
Redmond WA. 98052

Or just check:

http://www.microsoft.com/learning/default.asp

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Re: Get MCSE by CBIC

CBIC
Mon Jan 23 13:21:45 CST 2006

In news:789B14D1-C5F2-4538-9499-B987CEB36F0B@microsoft.com,
Shahab-MCSE <Shahab-MCSE@discussions.microsoft.com> embarrassed himself by
saying:
> How i can get a MCSE from Microsoft ?

If you need to post a question like that chances are you can't.
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RE: Get MCSE by TBackstrom

TBackstrom
Mon Jan 23 13:24:03 CST 2006

I think this question falls in with the catagory of:

Q: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
A: "Practice, practice, practice."

A good place to start Shahab is at the Microsoft Certification home page:
http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/default.asp

I got my MCSE through a mixture of classroom training and self-paced
training books. You also need good hands-on experience of all the different
aspects and components of the Windows family.

-------------------------------------------
U.S. Air Force Retiree
MCSA: Messaging on Windows 2000
MCSE on Windows 2000



"Shahab-MCSE" wrote:

> How i can get a MCSE from Microsoft ?

RE: Get MCSE by Neil

Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:34:56 CST 2006

did you hear "=?Utf-8?B?VEJhY2tzdHJvbQ==?="
<TBackstrom@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:121C732F-9552-4B07-A458-
46F0EFC6B809@microsoft.com:

> I think this question falls in with the catagory of:
>
> Q: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
> A: "Practice, practice, practice."
>

that should be the mantra of all MCSE's

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Re: Get MCSE by Lasher

Lasher
Mon Jan 23 18:53:14 CST 2006

Go call Bill Gates on the phone and tell him that his daughter kicked your
dog and your lawyer is going to rush him. That should do it.

"=?Utf-8?B?U2hhaGFiLU1DU0U=?=" <Shahab-MCSE@discussions.microsoft.com>
wrote in news:789B14D1-C5F2-4538-9499-B987CEB36F0B@microsoft.com:

> How i can get a MCSE from Microsoft ?
>



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MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
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Re: Get MCSE by Patrick

Patrick
Mon Jan 23 21:14:29 CST 2006

Neil wrote:
> did you hear "=?Utf-8?B?VEJhY2tzdHJvbQ==?="
> <TBackstrom@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:121C732F-9552-4B07-A458-
> 46F0EFC6B809@microsoft.com:
>
>> I think this question falls in with the catagory of:
>>
>> Q: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
>> A: "Practice, practice, practice."
>>
>
> that should be the mantra of all MCSE's
>

Not to overstep my bounds, but do I hear PotD?

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Re: Get MCSE by Neil

Neil
Tue Jan 24 07:56:09 CST 2006

did you hear Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> say in
news:uHU6KRJIGHA.3144@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Not to overstep my bounds, but do I hear PotD?

no, but thanks for playing. Will you settle for a pat on the head and "job
well done, Patrick"?

--
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- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?

Re: Get MCSE by Neil

Neil
Tue Jan 24 07:57:47 CST 2006

did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
news:Xns9754C0226E2FClashertokenid@207.46.248.16:

> Go call Bill Gates on the phone and tell him that his daughter kicked
> your dog and your lawyer is going to rush him. That should do it.

you know damned right.

now please stop top posting...

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- Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting...