I AM MCP OR MCSE?

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Fri Jul 30 11:49:50 CDT 2004

On Jul 30, 2004 "MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB" blathered:

> I AM MCP OR MCSE?

If you don't know, then you're probably neither.

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Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by kpg

kpg
Fri Jul 30 12:02:33 CDT 2004


"MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message news:753b01c47654$c29d5dc0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> # Host-Name Confilct: file://c:\temp\139004.htm (7/30/2004 11:51:25 AM) #
> I AM MCP OR MCSE?

Neither. You are MAW.

HTH

kpg



Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Neil

Neil
Fri Jul 30 12:46:27 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in news:753b01c47654$c29d5dc0
$a301280a@phx.gbl:

> I AM MCP OR MCSE?
>

both -
Manure Crammed Puke
Mucus Cream Sucking Ewok

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Neil

Neil
Fri Jul 30 12:49:16 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:uJJTvtldEHA.2520@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>
> "MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
> message news:753b01c47654$c29d5dc0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>> I AM MCP OR MCSE?
>
>
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>

reduce reuse recycle....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Consultant

Consultant
Fri Jul 30 12:52:57 CDT 2004

shut up, you shtink


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95368C9618AF2neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
> in news:uJJTvtldEHA.2520@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
> >
> > "MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
> > message news:753b01c47654$c29d5dc0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> >> I AM MCP OR MCSE?
> >
> >
> > begin 666 mcse-af.jpg
> >
> > Attachment decoded: mcse-af.jpg
> > `
> > end
> >
> >
>
> reduce reuse recycle....
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
>
> When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
> his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.



Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Akshay

Akshay
Fri Jul 30 12:59:38 CDT 2004

you are not nice you silly dumb american fool.

>-----Original Message-----
>babbling on and on again "MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB"
><anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in
news:753b01c47654$c29d5dc0
>$a301280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> I AM MCP OR MCSE?
>>
>
>both -
>Manure Crammed Puke
>Mucus Cream Sucking Ewok
>
>--
>Neil MCNGP #30
>Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata
descendum pantorum.
>
>When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died
peacefully in
>his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
>.
>

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Consultant

Consultant
Fri Jul 30 13:03:22 CDT 2004

you're the fool, he's a smelly canadian!

"Akshay Kumar" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:763701c4765e$fad31f40$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> you are not nice you silly dumb american fool.
>
> >-----Original Message-----
> >babbling on and on again "MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB"
> ><anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in
> news:753b01c47654$c29d5dc0
> >$a301280a@phx.gbl:
> >
> >> I AM MCP OR MCSE?
> >>
> >
> >both -
> >Manure Crammed Puke
> >Mucus Cream Sucking Ewok
> >
> >--
> >Neil MCNGP #30
> >Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata
> descendum pantorum.
> >
> >When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died
> peacefully in
> >his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
> >.
> >



Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Andy

Andy
Fri Jul 30 13:06:14 CDT 2004

"Ashay Fukar" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:763701c4765e$fad31f40$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> you are not nice you silly dumb american fool.
>

Yeah, he's the dumb one...



Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Fri Jul 30 13:07:47 CDT 2004

On Jul 30, 2004 "Neil" blathered:

> Manure Crammed Puke
> Mucus Cream Sucking Ewok

LMAO!!!

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Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Neil

Neil
Fri Jul 30 13:21:59 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:OwrCN4ldEHA.3616@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

>
> shut up, you shtink
>

f**k you, Just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Neil

Neil
Fri Jul 30 13:22:30 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:#iJqB#ldEHA.3476@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> you're the fool, he's a smelly canadian!

YEAH, SO TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!11

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Paul

Paul
Fri Jul 30 13:34:12 CDT 2004

On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 10:34:13 -0700, "Consultant"
<consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>"MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
>message news:753b01c47654$c29d5dc0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>> I AM MCP OR MCSE?
>

Just so that we are clear..... is Mo the first Official Recipient of
this prestigious award ?


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by JaR

JaR
Fri Jul 30 13:39:12 CDT 2004

Paul Lynch wrote:

> On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 10:34:13 -0700, "Consultant"
> <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>>"MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
>>message news:753b01c47654$c29d5dc0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>>>I AM MCP OR MCSE?
>>
>
> Just so that we are clear..... is Mo the first Official Recipient of
> this prestigious award ?

Unfortunately, no. C has had occasion to award it a few times previously.

JaR

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by JaR

JaR
Fri Jul 30 13:41:05 CDT 2004

Consultant wrote:

> you're the fool, he's a smelly canadian!
>


I note that you do not dispute the "not nice" "silly dumb" parts...

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Neil

Neil
Fri Jul 30 13:46:27 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Paul Lynch <paul.lynch@nospam.com> spewed in
news:545lg09g4uv96p4r0mpilkpcec38p80k6f@4ax.com:

> On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 10:34:13 -0700, "Consultant"
> <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"MOHAMMAD ABDEL WAHAB" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
>>message news:753b01c47654$c29d5dc0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>>> I AM MCP OR MCSE?
>>
>
> Just so that we are clear..... is Mo the first Official Recipient of
> this prestigious award ?
>
>
> Regards,
>
> Paul Lynch
> MCSE

nope, as with all braindumping losers there are plenty getting this and
devalueing the certification for others. Sadly this will continue until
Consultant creates more stringent requierments for the B.A.M.C.S.E.+I
hopefuly in the form of a proctored exams. While this will greatly
increase the cost of the B.A.M.C.S.E.+I, it will ensure the integrity of
the certification.

no matter what though, eventually the economy will prove to much of an
influence on this certification and most B.A.M.C.S.E.+I'S will find
themselves being outsourced to India where the B.A.M.C.S.E.+I can be
obtained at a 30% off discount. The OP however may already be a qualified
candidate for a job opening in that locale.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Neil

Neil
Fri Jul 30 13:47:41 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> spewed in
news:#FdcETmdEHA.592@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> I note that you do not dispute the "not nice" "silly dumb" parts...

nor would I...

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough
wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your
father smelt of elderberries

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by JaR

JaR
Fri Jul 30 14:04:38 CDT 2004

Neil wrote:
> nor would I...
>
> I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough
> wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your
> father smelt of elderberries
>

When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Brave Sir Robin turned about,
And gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.

JaR
Minstrel Thug

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Neil

Neil
Fri Jul 30 14:14:01 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> spewed in
news:upIbOgmdEHA.2520@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> When danger reared it's ugly head,
> He bravely turned his tail and fled.
> Brave Sir Robin turned about,
> And gallantly, he chickened out.
> Bravely taking to his feet,
> He beat a very brave retreat.
>

His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, And his liver removed, and his
bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, And
his p3nis split

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Ken

Ken
Fri Jul 30 14:24:00 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95369AF7CCE59neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> spewed in
> news:upIbOgmdEHA.2520@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
> > When danger reared it's ugly head,
> > He bravely turned his tail and fled.
> > Brave Sir Robin turned about,
> > And gallantly, he chickened out.
> > Bravely taking to his feet,
> > He beat a very brave retreat.
> >
>
> His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, And his liver removed, and his
> bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, And
> his p3nis split

Good heavens!

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by catwalker63

catwalker63
Fri Jul 30 14:39:41 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> allegedly meandered in
news:Xns95369AF7CCE59neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

>
> His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, And his liver removed, and
> his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned
> off, And his p3nis split
>

Sounds ouchy.

--
Kelley
aka Catwalker
aka Pussy Feet
BS, MCP

"I hate the fact that you people don't salute me!"

Re: MCP OR MCSE??? by Paul

Paul
Sat Jul 31 06:49:13 CDT 2004

On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 11:46:27 -0700, Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com>
wrote:


>nope, as with all braindumping losers there are plenty getting this and
>devalueing the certification for others. Sadly this will continue until
>Consultant creates more stringent requierments for the B.A.M.C.S.E.+I
>hopefuly in the form of a proctored exams. While this will greatly
>increase the cost of the B.A.M.C.S.E.+I, it will ensure the integrity of
>the certification.
>
>no matter what though, eventually the economy will prove to much of an
>influence on this certification and most B.A.M.C.S.E.+I'S will find
>themselves being outsourced to India where the B.A.M.C.S.E.+I can be
>obtained at a 30% off discount. The OP however may already be a qualified
>candidate for a job opening in that locale.

The 'circular logic' of that argument is just so beautiful it makes me
want to cry........


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE