MCSA = MCSE

Hello I am getting MCSA tommorrow and wonder if that makes
me MCSE by default since I pass the server tests anyways.
Without security I am MCSA but my professora said that I
can be MCSE too appropriately.

Please advise at once.

Ken
Thu Jun 24 12:53:17 CDT 2004

"Muhammed Rahim Noulshagardian" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message news:2118401c45a11$ab2a5a80$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> Hello I am getting MCSA tommorrow and wonder if that makes
> me MCSE by default since I pass the server tests anyways.
> Without security I am MCSA but my professora said that I
> can be MCSE too appropriately.
>
> Please advise at once.

Firstly, if you don't know what the differences between MCSE and MCSA are,
why would you want to be either one or the other? How about this: An MCSE is
nothing more than an MCSA who is required to fellate his boss. There, now
you do want to be an MCSE?

Secondly, Microsoft has a nifty little "web site" that could potentially
clear up any confusion you may have about fellatio. Er, MCSE.

http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/mcsa/mcsa_mcse.asp

Now go practice, your future employer is waiting...

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

JaR
Thu Jun 24 12:55:33 CDT 2004

Muhammed Rahim Noulshagardian wrote:
> Hello I am getting MCSA tommorrow and wonder if that makes
> me MCSE by default since I pass the server tests anyways.
> Without security I am MCSA but my professora said that I
> can be MCSE too appropriately.
>
> Please advise at once.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!*wipes eyes*

Large fries with that cheesburger, please!

Hahahahahaha!!!*blows nose*

And a choklit shake!

OMG Hahahahahahaha!!!!!*holding sides*

At once.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!*rolling on floor*

JaR
Mildly amused Thug

The
Thu Jun 24 13:00:50 CDT 2004

>Now go practice, your future employer is waiting...

wal-mart recruiting again?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Thu Jun 24 13:02:38 CDT 2004

so JaR, it's a another new keyboard for you then....

On Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:55:33 -0700, JaR
<plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote:

>Muhammed Rahim Noulshagardian wrote:
>> Hello I am getting MCSA tommorrow and wonder if that makes
>> me MCSE by default since I pass the server tests anyways.
>> Without security I am MCSA but my professora said that I
>> can be MCSE too appropriately.
>>
>> Please advise at once.
>
>Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!*wipes eyes*
>
>Large fries with that cheesburger, please!
>
>Hahahahahaha!!!*blows nose*
>
>And a choklit shake!
>
>OMG Hahahahahahaha!!!!!*holding sides*
>
>At once.
>
>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!*rolling on floor*
>
>JaR
>Mildly amused Thug


Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

TechGeekPro
Thu Jun 24 13:16:23 CDT 2004

"Muhammed Rahim Noulshagardian" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message news:2118401c45a11$ab2a5a80$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> Hello I am getting MCSA tommorrow and wonder if that makes
> me MCSE by default since I pass the server tests anyways.
> Without security I am MCSA but my professora said that I
> can be MCSE too appropriately.
>
> Please advise at once.

Please look it up yourself: http://www.microsoft.com/learning, at once.

--
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Neil
Thu Jun 24 13:26:27 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:no5md0l19hpnujlha3se0mknmf86ori04r@4ax.com:

> so JaR, it's a another new keyboard for you then....

AND a flat panel display...one for me too

they fall over easy when you spew things at them..

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Thu Jun 24 13:40:31 CDT 2004

Neil wrote:

> AND a flat panel display...one for me too
>

Yes, please. I am mortally sick of this 15" Viewsonic A50.


> they fall over easy when you spew things at them..
>

I wouldn't know, but would like to find out.

JaR
Wistful Thug

Neil
Thu Jun 24 13:46:17 CDT 2004

JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:#IIG5qhWEHA.2816
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

>> they fall over easy when you spew things at them..
>>
>
> I wouldn't know, but would like to find out.
>

trust me, after the time I spend in this group, I'm not only constantly
cleaning off whatever is the most recent projectile in it's direction but
I have decided to keep it propped up against something slightly more
stable...a wall. (gummint job wid 17' flat panel display <grin>)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Thu Jun 24 14:02:47 CDT 2004

Neil wrote:
>(gummint job wid 17' flat panel display <grin>)
>


*Grumble*

Neil
Thu Jun 24 14:10:15 CDT 2004

JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:ekIWV3hWEHA.3972
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Neil wrote:
> >(gummint job wid 17' flat panel display <grin>)
>>
>
>
> *Grumble*
>

Canada is great, innit?
(poke, poke, taunt, taunt)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Spyke
Thu Jun 24 14:15:10 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns95129A5322E9Eneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:ekIWV3hWEHA.3972
> @TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
>> Neil wrote:
>> >(gummint job wid 17' flat panel display <grin>)
>>>
>>
>>
>> *Grumble*
>>
>
> Canada is great, innit?
> (poke, poke, taunt, taunt)
>

Gimme that display panel or I'm gonna have you fired Neil. Remember there
is an election coming up, things could be different on June 29th. Not
likely but there is always that possibility.

--

Cheers,
Spyke

Neil
Thu Jun 24 14:21:00 CDT 2004

Spyke <spyke@mailinator.com> wrote in
news:Xns95129B2897E91spykemailinator.com@207.46.248.16:

> Gimme that display panel or I'm gonna have you fired Neil. Remember
> there is an election coming up, things could be different on June
> 29th. Not likely but there is always that possibility.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
a) wrong level of gummint
b) Elections change politicians not gummint employees...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

TechGeekPro
Thu Jun 24 14:31:00 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns951296438AC17neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:#IIG5qhWEHA.2816
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> >> they fall over easy when you spew things at them..
> >>
> >
> > I wouldn't know, but would like to find out.
> >
>
<snipity-do-da>
(gummint job wid 17' flat panel display <grin>)

You have a "Gubamint" job? No wonder you have so much time to kill in here.
Now I know why Canadian taxes are so high.

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

JaR
Thu Jun 24 14:39:04 CDT 2004

Neil wrote:
>
> Canada is great, innit?
> (poke, poke, taunt, taunt

***THWAPPP!!!***

Oh, dear. Sorry about that. You accidently poked the LART release.
Here's some ice. Don't worry, the swelling and discoloration will go
down in a day or two.

JaR
U.S. Thug

Neil
Thu Jun 24 14:40:51 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in news:ffOdnS094YtptkbdRVn-
ug@adelphia.com:

> No wonder you have so much time to kill in here.

what's your excuse

(and don't you read my posts? this isn't new news...)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

TechGeekPro
Thu Jun 24 14:51:37 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95129F83D10A9neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in news:ffOdnS094YtptkbdRVn-
> ug@adelphia.com:
>
> > No wonder you have so much time to kill in here.
>
> what's your excuse

I'm unemployed and studying *cough* for my MCSE.

> (and don't you read my posts? this isn't new news...)

Yes, most of them, I just never noticed that before.

> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Thu Jun 24 14:52:08 CDT 2004

JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:egZ8mLiWEHA.3800
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Neil wrote:
>>
>> Canada is great, innit?
>> (poke, poke, taunt, taunt
>
> ***THWAPPP!!!***
>
> Oh, dear. Sorry about that. You accidently poked the LART release.
> Here's some ice. Don't worry, the swelling and discoloration will go
> down in a day or two.
>
> JaR
> U.S. Thug
>

HIT ME WITH A CLUE-BY-FOUR AGAIN AND I WILL SUE!!!!

then you will go to prison...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

TechGeekPro
Thu Jun 24 14:58:37 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9512A16D01203neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:egZ8mLiWEHA.3800
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> > Neil wrote:
>
> then you will go to prison...

A federal "pound-me-in-the-ass" prison.

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Neil
Thu Jun 24 15:07:21 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in news:X8ednWhHd8xUrUbdRVn-
sw@adelphia.com:

> I'm unemployed and studying *cough* for my MCSE.

get a gummint job and nothing will change....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Brat®
Thu Jun 24 16:18:59 CDT 2004

you will me what????

--
Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9512A16D01203neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:egZ8mLiWEHA.3800
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> > Neil wrote:
> >>
> >> Canada is great, innit?
> >> (poke, poke, taunt, taunt
> >
> > ***THWAPPP!!!***
> >
> > Oh, dear. Sorry about that. You accidently poked the LART release.
> > Here's some ice. Don't worry, the swelling and discoloration will go
> > down in a day or two.
> >
> > JaR
> > U.S. Thug
> >
>
> HIT ME WITH A CLUE-BY-FOUR AGAIN AND I WILL SUE!!!!
>
> then you will go to prison...
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Brat®
Thu Jun 24 16:19:24 CDT 2004

I should patent that name :)

can I get all the money that people SUE for? lol

--
Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9512A16D01203neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> JaR <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:egZ8mLiWEHA.3800
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> > Neil wrote:
> >>
> >> Canada is great, innit?
> >> (poke, poke, taunt, taunt
> >
> > ***THWAPPP!!!***
> >
> > Oh, dear. Sorry about that. You accidently poked the LART release.
> > Here's some ice. Don't worry, the swelling and discoloration will go
> > down in a day or two.
> >
> > JaR
> > U.S. Thug
> >
>
> HIT ME WITH A CLUE-BY-FOUR AGAIN AND I WILL SUE!!!!
>
> then you will go to prison...
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Jean
Thu Jun 24 16:54:55 CDT 2004

No it does not. The MCSA course is slightly different
than the MCSE course. You can get your MCSA with as few
as 4 tests but the MCSE requres 7.


>-----Original Message-----
>Hello I am getting MCSA tommorrow and wonder if that
makes
>me MCSE by default since I pass the server tests
anyways.
>Without security I am MCSA but my professora said that I
>can be MCSE too appropriately.
>
>Please advise at once.
>.
>

JaR
Thu Jun 24 17:28:27 CDT 2004

Jean Bourassa wrote:

> No it does not. The MCSA course is slightly different
> than the MCSE course. You can get your MCSA with as few
> as 4 tests but the MCSE requres 7.
>

<fx: drippingwithsarcasm>
You are sh!tting me.

Really?

Who'd have thought it?
</fx>

Neil
Thu Jun 24 18:44:42 CDT 2004

"Brat®" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in news:7zHCc.63571
$Np3.2955979@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca:

>
> you will me what????
>
>

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!! try the veal...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

TechGeekPro
Thu Jun 24 23:26:35 CDT 2004

"JaR" <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:uOFWQqjWEHA.1380@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...

> <fx: drippingwithsarcasm>
> </fx>

Hmmm... I don't recognize that phony html tag.

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

harryph
Fri Jun 25 03:09:28 CDT 2004

my dog can lick his own balls dose that make him Indian, I
heard yas over there can really do that
>-----Original Message-----
>Hello I am getting MCSA tommorrow and wonder if that
makes
>me MCSE by default since I pass the server tests anyways.
>Without security I am MCSA but my professora said that I
>can be MCSE too appropriately.
>
>Please advise at once.
>.
>

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 25 05:44:03 CDT 2004

"harryph" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:2183f01c45a8b$bcd4e780$a001280a@phx.gbl...
> my dog can lick his own balls dose that make him Indian, I
> heard yas over there can really do that

Do you have anything even reasonably intelligent to say? If not might I
suggest you go check out alt.stupid.idiot. It's over there----->

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

billLASTINIT
Fri Jun 25 07:31:12 CDT 2004

Brat® wrote:
> I should patent that name :)
>
> can I get all the money that people SUE for? lol

feh... my real name is Bill. I think people use my name MUCH more often.

I think my parents named me Bill because I was born near the end of the
month.

--
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JaR
Fri Jun 25 11:49:32 CDT 2004

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 00:26:34 -0400, TechGeekPro extemporised:

> "JaR" <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
> news:uOFWQqjWEHA.1380@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
>> <fx: drippingwithsarcasm>
>> </fx>
>
> Hmmm... I don't recognize that phony html tag.

Strange, I learned it at: www.phonyhtmltagsfordumpers.com

Brat®
Fri Jun 25 22:21:22 CDT 2004

lol yeah but people DREAD seeing bills... everyone gets excited when taking
about sueing someone lol

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Proud member since April 8, 2002
"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:uKRZOBrWEHA.3740@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> Brat® wrote:
> > I should patent that name :)
> >
> > can I get all the money that people SUE for? lol
>
> feh... my real name is Bill. I think people use my name MUCH more often.
>
> I think my parents named me Bill because I was born near the end of the
> month.
>
> --
> Fris "Put it on my bill" bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> http://www.mcngp.tk
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

TechGeekPro
Sat Jun 26 01:01:03 CDT 2004

"Brat®" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
news:SY5Dc.64215$Np3.3008027@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> lol yeah but people DREAD seeing bills... everyone gets excited when
taking
> about sueing someone lol

"You know... I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna
do that, either."

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

Neil
Sat Jun 26 11:12:52 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:NN-dnetjfNWCjEDdRVn-ig@adelphia.com:

>
> "You know... I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm
> gonna do that, either."

if you don't you'll get sued...

(full circle, next thread please)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

tharun
Mon Jun 28 00:11:06 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>Hello I am getting MCSA tommorrow and wonder if that
makes
>me MCSE by default since I pass the server tests anyways.
>Without security I am MCSA but my professora said that I
>can be MCSE too appropriately.
>
>Please advise at once.
>.
>