MCNGP.com Web Site

On behalf of the MCNGP team, I am proud to announce the public unveiling of
the all new MCNGP.com Web site. We have taken all of the best elements of
geocities.com/mcngp and groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp and combined them into
one site. We have an all new and updated current members listing, discussion
forum, downloads section, web links directory, faq, and many other cool new
features. Follow the link below for the full story.

http://www.mcngp.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1

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MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Rowdy
Wed Aug 25 06:31:10 CDT 2004

TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns95501CEA9C9E9tgp@127.0.0.1:

> On behalf of the MCNGP team, I am proud to announce the public
> unveiling of the all new MCNGP.com Web site. We have taken all of the
> best elements of geocities.com/mcngp and groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
> and combined them into one site. We have an all new and updated
> current members listing, discussion forum, downloads section, web
> links directory, faq, and many other cool new features. Follow the
> link below for the full story.
>
> http://www.mcngp.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=
> 1
>

bloody hell!! about time mate!!

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

O
Wed Aug 25 07:31:46 CDT 2004


Hi TGP,

how can i Registere with MCNGP Web site?



O.A.
A+, N+, i-Net+, CCNP, MCSE2003



>-----Original Message-----
>TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in
>news:Xns95501CEA9C9E9tgp@127.0.0.1:
>
>> On behalf of the MCNGP team, I am proud to announce the
public
>> unveiling of the all new MCNGP.com Web site. We have
taken all of the
>> best elements of geocities.com/mcngp and
groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp
>> and combined them into one site. We have an all new and
updated
>> current members listing, discussion forum, downloads
section, web
>> links directory, faq, and many other cool new features.
Follow the
>> link below for the full story.
>>
>> http://www.mcngp.com/modules.php?
op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=
>> 1
>>
>
>bloody hell!! about time mate!!
>
>--
>Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
>http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
>http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp
>.
>

Mike
Wed Aug 25 07:38:14 CDT 2004


"O.A." <oa@microsoft.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:cf2c01c48a9f$7c9529c0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>
> Hi TGP,
>
> how can i Registere with MCNGP Web site?
>

Sorry. There are no br@indumps for that. Kindly do the needful.

--
Mike T
Spiffy sig currently under development.

Neil
Wed Aug 25 07:53:02 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "O.A." <oa@microsoft.com> spewed in
news:cf2c01c48a9f$7c9529c0$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> Hi TGP,
>
> how can i Registere with MCNGP Web site?

you sir, are a moron
(or moran as KB would put it)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Ken
Wed Aug 25 08:05:09 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95505A5D3F533neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> you sir, are a moron
> (or moran as KB would put it)

http://www.clownarchy.org/photogallery/gallery_pictures/morans.jpg

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Wed Aug 25 08:05:38 CDT 2004

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
"O.A." <oa@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:cf2c01c48a9f$7c9529c0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>
> Hi TGP,
>
> how can i Registere with MCNGP Web site?

Obviously Anonymously.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

molsonexpert
Wed Aug 25 08:08:39 CDT 2004


"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95501CEA9C9E9tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On behalf of the MCNGP team, I am proud to announce the public unveiling
of
> the all new MCNGP.com Web site. We have taken all of the best elements of
> geocities.com/mcngp and groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp and combined them
into
> one site. We have an all new and updated current members listing,
discussion
> forum, downloads section, web links directory, faq, and many other cool
new
> features. Follow the link below for the full story.
>
> http://www.mcngp.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1
>
> --
> Tech "Web Geek" Pro, MCNGP #36
> MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
> I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Anybody have Kat's phone number?

steve.

Ken
Wed Aug 25 08:21:49 CDT 2004

"molsonexpert" <imdrunk@work.ca> wrote in message
news:ufjjlSqiEHA.1656@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
>
> Anybody have Kat's phone number?
>

34.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Rowdy
Wed Aug 25 09:02:33 CDT 2004

"molsonexpert" <imdrunk@work.ca> wrote in news:ufjjlSqiEHA.1656
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Anybody have Kat's phone number?
>
> steve.

she can be reached at

(604) 731-8200


:-)

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Consultant
Wed Aug 25 09:16:28 CDT 2004

i thought it was 867-5309


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%237pJxZqiEHA.3172@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "molsonexpert" <imdrunk@work.ca> wrote in message
> news:ufjjlSqiEHA.1656@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >
> >
> > Anybody have Kat's phone number?
> >
>
> 34.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Neil
Wed Aug 25 09:17:30 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed in
news:ulkttQqiEHA.212@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

>> how can i Registere with MCNGP Web site?
>
> Obviously Anonymously.
>

you and JaR need a new hobby...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Aug 25 09:18:08 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "molsonexpert" <imdrunk@work.ca> spewed in
news:ufjjlSqiEHA.1656@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>
> Anybody have Kat's phone number

yes

--
Neil "stalker" MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Aug 25 09:20:47 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:OGyDe4qiEHA.1376@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

>
> i thought it was 867-5309

you got that number off the wall

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Rowdy
Wed Aug 25 09:25:39 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns955069426CF26neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com>
> spewed in news:OGyDe4qiEHA.1376@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> i thought it was 867-5309
>
> you got that number off the wall
>

have you ever tried actually calling some of the numbers scribbled above
the urinal in a public toilet? it's lots of fun.

:-)

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Neil
Wed Aug 25 09:35:26 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> spewed
in news:Xns9550695B9D618rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> have you ever tried actually calling some of the numbers scribbled above
> the urinal in a public toilet? it's lots of fun.
>

you are a disturbing person...
FUNNY! but disturbing...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Consultant
Wed Aug 25 09:36:03 CDT 2004

except when a man answers

"Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9550695B9D618rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16...
> Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
> news:Xns955069426CF26neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
> > babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com>
> > spewed in news:OGyDe4qiEHA.1376@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
> >
> >>
> >> i thought it was 867-5309
> >
> > you got that number off the wall
> >
>
> have you ever tried actually calling some of the numbers scribbled above
> the urinal in a public toilet? it's lots of fun.
>
> :-)
>
> --
> Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
> http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
> http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Ken
Wed Aug 25 09:45:35 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns955068ACAFE50neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed in
> news:ulkttQqiEHA.212@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
>>> how can i Registere with MCNGP Web site?
>>
>> Obviously Anonymously.
>>
>
> you and JaR need a new hobby...


Optional Alternatives

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Consultant
Wed Aug 25 09:51:01 CDT 2004

oral anguish


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%23XJhkIriEHA.2436@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns955068ACAFE50neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> > babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed
in
> > news:ulkttQqiEHA.212@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
> >
> >>> how can i Registere with MCNGP Web site?
> >>
> >> Obviously Anonymously.
> >>
> >
> > you and JaR need a new hobby...
>
>
> Optional Alternatives
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Neil
Wed Aug 25 09:58:15 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed in
news:#XJhkIriEHA.2436@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>
> Optional Alternatives
>

personally I think there has been an Over Abundance of Obvious Answers to
what the Optimal Abbreviation for O.A is. My personal Opinion (Absolute) is
that O.V. is an Overblown A$$fscker, and that his Overused Anus is Openly
Accessable. As for you 2 Over Achievers, I think that you should
investigate Other Acronyms...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Consultant
Wed Aug 25 10:04:24 CDT 2004

or

opey & anthony

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95506F9B2316Aneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed in
> news:#XJhkIriEHA.2436@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
> >
> > Optional Alternatives
> >
>
> personally I think there has been an Over Abundance of Obvious Answers to
> what the Optimal Abbreviation for O.A is. My personal Opinion (Absolute)
is
> that O.V. is an Overblown A$$fscker, and that his Overused Anus is Openly
> Accessable. As for you 2 Over Achievers, I think that you should
> investigate Other Acronyms...
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Doom
Wed Aug 25 10:14:40 CDT 2004


"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23JX2PTriEHA.3876@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> or
>
> opey & anthony
>
> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns95506F9B2316Aneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed in
>> news:#XJhkIriEHA.2436@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>> >
>> > Optional Alternatives
>> >
>>
>> personally I think there has been an Over Abundance of Obvious Answers to
>> what the Optimal Abbreviation for O.A is. My personal Opinion (Absolute)
> is
>> that O.V. is an Overblown A$$fscker, and that his Overused Anus is Openly
>> Accessable. As for you 2 Over Achievers, I think that you should
>> investigate Other Acronyms...
>>
>> --
>> Neil MCNGP #30
>> the "curious" hair on the soap of society
>
>

This is becoming an Ongoing Annoyance.

Neil
Wed Aug 25 10:13:11 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:#JX2PTriEHA.3876@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> or
>
> opey & anthony

you are bcoming Openly Antagonistic

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Jtyc
Wed Aug 25 10:18:45 CDT 2004

> This is becoming an Ongoing Annoyance.


You Ojackasses need to Afrigginstopit.

Doom
Wed Aug 25 10:22:59 CDT 2004


"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:O6TqRbriEHA.3944@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> This is becoming an Ongoing Annoyance.
>
>
> You Ojackasses need to Afrigginstopit.
>
You are Obsolutely Aright.

TechGeekPro
Wed Aug 25 10:23:55 CDT 2004

On Aug 25, 2004 "Neil" blathered:

> personally I think there has been an Over Abundance of Obvious Answers
> to what the Optimal Abbreviation for O.A is. My personal Opinion
> (Absolute) is that O.V. is an Overblown A$$fscker, and that his Overused
> Anus is Openly Accessable. As for you 2 Over Achievers, I think that you
> should investigate Other Acronyms...

I know it's early, but I think this qualifies as the PotD.

--
Tech "Geek" Pro, MCNGP #36
MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

TechGeekPro
Wed Aug 25 10:26:19 CDT 2004

On Aug 25, 2004 "Doom" blathered:

> This is becoming an Ongoing Annoyance.

Overly Aggravating

--
Tech "Geek" Pro, MCNGP #36
MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Consultant
Wed Aug 25 10:30:44 CDT 2004

overly asinine

"Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:uYzCpdriEHA.536@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>
> "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:O6TqRbriEHA.3944@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> >> This is becoming an Ongoing Annoyance.
> >
> >
> > You Ojackasses need to Afrigginstopit.
> >
> You are Obsolutely Aright.
>
>

TechGeekPro
Wed Aug 25 10:42:57 CDT 2004

On Aug 25, 2004 "Doom" blathered:

> You are Obsolutely Aright.

STRAINING A BIT???

--
Tech "Geek" Pro, MCNGP #36
MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

JaR
Wed Aug 25 10:42:47 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> overly asinine
>
> "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:uYzCpdriEHA.536@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>>
>> "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:O6TqRbriEHA.3944@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> >> This is becoming an Ongoing Annoyance.
>> >
>> >
>> > You Ojackasses need to Afrigginstopit.
>> >
>> You are Obsolutely Aright.
>>
>>
>
>

Okay, Agree.

JaR
Overtly Aquiescing Thug

Neil
Wed Aug 25 10:41:50 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns95507401F6D76tgp@127.0.0.1:

> I know it's early, but I think this qualifies as the PotD.

Openly Accepted...
(make it stop...please make it stop...)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Doom
Wed Aug 25 10:57:35 CDT 2004


"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9550773C38BF7tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Aug 25, 2004 "Doom" blathered:
>
>> You are Obsolutely Aright.
>
> STRAINING A BIT???
>
> --
> Tech "Geek" Pro, MCNGP #36
> MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
> I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

*YAWN*

Consultant
Wed Aug 25 10:57:13 CDT 2004

orgasmic animatron


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9550770006BD1neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
> news:Xns95507401F6D76tgp@127.0.0.1:
>
> > I know it's early, but I think this qualifies as the PotD.
>
> Openly Accepted...
> (make it stop...please make it stop...)
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society

billLASTINIT
Wed Aug 25 11:15:15 CDT 2004

Consultant wrote:
> orgasmic animatron

OMG! O.A. is Laura?!

Neil
Wed Aug 25 11:58:27 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> spewed
in news:#7IY26riEHA.1376@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Consultant wrote:
>> orgasmic animatron
>
> OMG! O.A. is Laura?!

Impossible! our esteemed Ms. Robinson is _SMART_...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Brian
Wed Aug 25 12:05:38 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> i thought it was 867-5309

No, that's Jenny.

Consultant
Wed Aug 25 12:12:29 CDT 2004

i got it, i got it


"Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:uoLWAXsiEHA.2340@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> > i thought it was 867-5309
>
> No, that's Jenny.
>
>

Brian
Wed Aug 25 12:28:20 CDT 2004

"Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote
> have you ever tried actually calling some of the numbers scribbled above
> the urinal in a public toilet? it's lots of fun.

I wonder if the phone companies try to avoid assigning numbers like 867-5309
to the unsuspecting public.

Brian
Wed Aug 25 12:31:15 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> i thought it was 867-5309

Or is it 362436?

"Pick up the phone, I'm always home."

Brian
Wed Aug 25 12:32:26 CDT 2004

Obfuscated Assfucker?

Doom
Wed Aug 25 12:41:36 CDT 2004


"Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:%23cZFUlsiEHA.1040@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
>> i thought it was 867-5309
>
> Or is it 362436?
>
> "Pick up the phone, I'm always home."
>
>
"I lead a life of crime"

Neil
Wed Aug 25 12:49:01 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> spewed in
news:eVW9FrsiEHA.2500@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>>
>> Or is it 362436?
>>
>> "Pick up the phone, I'm always home."
>>
>>
> "I lead a life of crime"

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neck ties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)


--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Brian
Wed Aug 25 13:01:14 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
> Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
> (Done dirt cheap)
> Neck ties, contracts, high voltage
> (Done dirt cheap)

Okay, I have to come up with some harder ones. That or you guys have to
strain a bit and stop using google.

Neil
Wed Aug 25 13:13:32 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> spewed in
news:uC1PE2siEHA.2992@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Okay, I have to come up with some harder ones. That or you guys have to
> strain a bit and stop using google.
>

both...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

JaR
Wed Aug 25 13:33:54 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Brian climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
>> Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
>> (Done dirt cheap)
>> Neck ties, contracts, high voltage
>> (Done dirt cheap)
>
> Okay, I have to come up with some harder ones. That or you guys have to
> strain a bit and stop using google.
>
>

Shhhhh! You're giving away a Top Sekrit. Nobody here is supposed to know
about Google.

Mike
Wed Aug 25 13:37:51 CDT 2004


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:Xns955083FBE273Dneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> Impossible! our esteemed Ms. Robinson is _SMART_...
>

And here's to you Ms. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
whoa whoa whoa


--
Mike T
Spiffy sig currently under development.

TechGeekPro
Wed Aug 25 13:39:14 CDT 2004

On Aug 25, 2004 "JaR" blathered:

> Shhhhh! You're giving away a Top Sekrit. Nobody here is supposed to know
> about Google.

Google? What Google? I don't know nothin' about no Google.

--
Tech "Evasive Geek" Pro, MCNGP #36
MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Neil
Wed Aug 25 14:01:06 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns9550951F51B54tgp@127.0.0.1:

> Google? What Google? I don't know nothin' about no Google.
>

"you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

--
Neil MCNGP #30 Misdirecting Thug
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Mitch
Wed Aug 25 14:07:48 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9550951F51B54tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Aug 25, 2004 "JaR" blathered:
>
>> Shhhhh! You're giving away a Top Sekrit. Nobody here is supposed to know
>> about Google.
>
> Google? What Google? I don't know nothin' about no Google.
>
> --
> Tech "Evasive Geek" Pro, MCNGP #36
> MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
> I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

I don't know about any of that Google hocus pocus.

--
Mitch S.
MCSA, CCNA, A+, Net+

Consultant
Wed Aug 25 14:07:57 CDT 2004

actually, i worked for the phone company out here and one of my co-workers
had that exact number

true story

"Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:e7surjsiEHA.704@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> "Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote
> > have you ever tried actually calling some of the numbers scribbled above
> > the urinal in a public toilet? it's lots of fun.
>
> I wonder if the phone companies try to avoid assigning numbers like
867-5309
> to the unsuspecting public.
>
>

Neil
Wed Aug 25 14:12:27 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:uJTZWbtiEHA.2652@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> true story

happened to a friend of a friend of mine....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Consultant
Wed Aug 25 14:31:17 CDT 2004

lies!
there can be only one


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95509AB342EDBneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
> in news:uJTZWbtiEHA.2652@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
> > true story
>
> happened to a friend of a friend of mine....
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society

The
Wed Aug 25 14:46:09 CDT 2004

>there can be only one

... now you die!!!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Wed Aug 25 15:30:31 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:i3rpi0tvmrule4npapbfoq5377qnelkq7o@4ax.com:

>>there can be only one
>
> ... now you die!!!

You only have one life! If you value it, go home!
--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Brian
Wed Aug 25 15:31:45 CDT 2004

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote
> Shhhhh! You're giving away a Top Sekrit. Nobody here is supposed to know
> about Google.

Seems to be working so far. Most posters don't seem to know about it.

kpg
Thu Aug 26 08:55:31 CDT 2004

What a maroon.

I like coconut.

kpg

Neil
Thu Aug 26 11:03:46 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> spewed in
news:uBDsJR3iEHA.632@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> What a maroon.

What a nincom poop..

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

kpg
Thu Aug 26 13:36:03 CDT 2004

>
> What a nincom poop..

You know, I never thought of how to spell that.

Leave it to a writer...

kp "more or less illiterate than most" g

Neil
Thu Aug 26 13:49:11 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> spewed in
news:e4el5t5iEHA.3612@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> You know, I never thought of how to spell that.
>
> Leave it to a writer...
>

eye lernd hou to spel fonetikaly

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

molsonexpert
Thu Aug 26 14:02:09 CDT 2004


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns955196C18A7Dneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> spewed in
> news:e4el5t5iEHA.3612@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
> > You know, I never thought of how to spell that.
> >
> > Leave it to a writer...
> >
>
> eye lernd hou to spel fonetikaly
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Why is 'phoenetically' spelled with a ph? And while we're completely
off-topic, why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

steve.

JaR
Thu Aug 26 14:09:11 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, molsonexpert climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

>
> Why is 'phoenetically' spelled with a ph? And while we're completely
> off-topic, why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
>
> steve.
>
>
>

And why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?

JaR

Keyboard
Thu Aug 26 14:42:33 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, molsonexpert climbed
on a soapbox &
>opined:
>
>>
>> Why is 'phoenetically' spelled with a ph? And while
we're completely
>> off-topic, why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
>>
>> steve.
>>
>>
>>
>
>And why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?
>
>JaR
>.
>


Why do you park in a driveway but drive in a parkway?

Jtyc
Thu Aug 26 14:44:12 CDT 2004

> And why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?

You're mistaken. It's an Intrastate.

TechGeekPro
Thu Aug 26 15:04:10 CDT 2004

On Aug 26, 2004 "Neil" blathered:

> eye lernd hou to spel fonetikaly

I got hooked on phonics back in the 80's. I'm in a program now.

--
TechGeekPro, MCNGP #36
MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

JaR
Thu Aug 26 15:02:01 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy climbed on a soapbox
& opined:

>>-----Original Message-----
>>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, molsonexpert climbed
> on a soapbox &
>>opined:
>>
>>>
>>> Why is 'phoenetically' spelled with a ph? And while
> we're completely
>>> off-topic, why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
>>>
>>> steve.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>And why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?
>>
>>JaR
>>.
>>
>
>
> Why do you park in a driveway but drive in a parkway?

George Carlin on line two...

TechGeekPro
Thu Aug 26 15:05:11 CDT 2004

On Aug 26, 2004 "JaR" blathered:

> And why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?

And why do we drive on the parkways and park on the driveways?

--
TechGeekPro, MCNGP #36
MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

JaR
Thu Aug 26 15:04:25 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>> And why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?
>
> You're mistaken. It's an Intrastate.
>
>
>
>

<fx:"dripping with sarcasm">

Well, yes, logically it would be, wouldn't it?

</fx>

JaR

TechGeekPro
Thu Aug 26 15:10:02 CDT 2004

On Aug 26, 2004 "Keyboard Cowboy" blathered:

> Why do you park in a driveway but drive in a parkway?

Danm!!! Beat me by 2 friggin' minutes! I really gotta post faster.

--
TechGeekPro, MCNGP #36
MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

kpg
Thu Aug 26 15:19:17 CDT 2004


"molsonexpert" <imdrunk@work.ca> wrote in message
news:%23tc2w85iEHA.2992@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\143144.htm (8/26/2004 3:16:39
PM) #
>
> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns955196C18A7Dneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> > babbling on and on again "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> spewed in
> > news:e4el5t5iEHA.3612@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
> >
> > > You know, I never thought of how to spell that.
> > >
> > > Leave it to a writer...
> > >
> >
> > eye lernd hou to spel fonetikaly
> >
> > --
> > Neil MCNGP #30
> > the "curious" hair on the soap of society
>
> Why is 'phoenetically' spelled with a ph? And while we're completely
> off-topic, why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
>
> steve.
>
>

Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.

JaR
Thu Aug 26 15:28:35 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>>
>> Why is 'phoenetically' spelled with a ph? And while we're completely
>> off-topic, why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
>>
>> steve.
>>
>>
>
> Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.
>
>
>

Well, if we're gonna go down that road. I just happened to swipe this off
another NG recently;

Guide to good English grammar

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
8. Contractions aren't necessary.
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10. One should never generalize.
11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said:"I hate
quotations. Tell me what you know."
12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly
superfluous.
14. Be more or less specific.
15. Understatement is absolutely and supremely always best.
16. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
17. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
19. The passive voice is to be avoided.
20. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
21. Who needs rhetorical questions?

Consultant
Thu Aug 26 15:33:49 CDT 2004

what about the extrastate and the interstate dmz's?


"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Oi69QU6iEHA.1204@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> > And why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?
>
> You're mistaken. It's an Intrastate.
>
>
>
>

Neil
Thu Aug 26 15:33:10 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Keyboard Cowboy"
<thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> spewed in news:0d4f01c48ba4
$d491d140$a601280a@phx.gbl:

> drive in a parkway?
>

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! no sorry, but at 4:30 no one drives on the Don Valley
parkway (Toronto). they PARK! (somewhere up ahead there is a litttle old
lady trying to see over the dash)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Thu Aug 26 15:33:40 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "molsonexpert" <imdrunk@work.ca> spewed in news:
#tc2w85iEHA.2992@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Why is 'phoenetically' spelled with a ph? And while we're completely
> off-topic, why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

is psychiatry speel to drive you crazy?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Thu Aug 26 15:38:18 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:#mCY$v6iEHA.636@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> what about the extrastate and the interstate dmz's?

requires a shipping lane....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

JaR
Thu Aug 26 15:38:39 CDT 2004

On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 13:33:10 -0700, Neil extemporised:

> babbling on and on again "Keyboard Cowboy"
> <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> spewed in news:0d4f01c48ba4
> $d491d140$a601280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> drive in a parkway?
>>
>>
> HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! no sorry, but at 4:30 no one drives on the Don Valley
> parkway (Toronto). they PARK! (somewhere up ahead there is a litttle old
> lady trying to see over the dash)

Why did they give Don a valley?

And who in their right mind would build a parkway through his valley?
Following that, what kind of moron would actually *drive* on it?

Serves 'em right.

JaR

Neil
Thu Aug 26 15:41:14 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
news:Xns95518917DD00Bplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Guide to good English grammar
>
> 1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
> 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
> 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
> 4. Employ the vernacular.
> 5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
> 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
> 7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
> 8. Contractions aren't necessary.
> 9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
> 10. One should never generalize.
> 11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said:"I hate
> quotations. Tell me what you know."
> 12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
> 13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's
highly
> superfluous.
> 14. Be more or less specific.
> 15. Understatement is absolutely and supremely always best.
> 16. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
> 17. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
> 18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
> 19. The passive voice is to be avoided.
> 20. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
> 21. Who needs rhetorical questions?
>
>

archived....not that it will have any effect on my grammar

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Thu Aug 26 15:43:22 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> spewed in
news:pan.2004.08.26.20.38.39.59570@softhome.net:

> Serves 'em right.
>

point well taken

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Ken
Thu Aug 26 15:38:11 CDT 2004

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95518917DD00Bplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...

> Well, if we're gonna go down that road. I just happened to swipe this off
> another NG recently;

There's alot of inside-joke cutesy stuff over there, but now and then
there's a gem like this. I don't post there, but I lurk.

--

KB - MCNGP "Secure thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

billLASTINIT
Thu Aug 26 15:51:51 CDT 2004

JaR wrote:
>
> Well, if we're gonna go down that road. I just happened to swipe this
> off another NG recently;
>
> Guide to good English grammar
>
> 1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
> 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
> 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
> 4. Employ the vernacular.
> 5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
> 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
> 7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
> 8. Contractions aren't necessary.
> 9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
> 10. One should never generalize.
> 11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said:"I hate
> quotations. Tell me what you know."
> 12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
> 13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's
> highly superfluous.
> 14. Be more or less specific.
> 15. Understatement is absolutely and supremely always best.
> 16. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
> 17. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
> 18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
> 19. The passive voice is to be avoided.
> 20. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
> 21. Who needs rhetorical questions?

They missed my favorite two:

22. Don't use no double negatives.
23. Don't never use no triple negatives.

--
Fris "Quadruple Negative Thug" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
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JaR
Thu Aug 26 15:55:23 CDT 2004

On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 16:38:11 -0400, Ken Briscoe extemporised:

> "JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns95518917DD00Bplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
>
>> Well, if we're gonna go down that road. I just happened to swipe this
>> off another NG recently;
>
> There's alot of inside-joke cutesy stuff over there, but now and then
> there's a gem like this. I don't post there, but I lurk.

Yeah, the "Hippo Birdies" and kitty stories leave me wanting a shot of
insulin. But sometimes there's some great stuff.

JaR
Spare Thug

TechGeekPro
Fri Aug 27 01:23:48 CDT 2004

On Aug 26, 2004 "JaR" blathered:

> Guide to good English grammar

My wife is a copy editor for our local paper, she'll love this. If it weren't
for her, I wouldn't have gotten it. Actually, I only got some of it, but I
still managed to piss myself in laughter.

--
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MCNGP.com - "We're here to help!"
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

kpg
Mon Aug 30 15:16:10 CDT 2004

Does this mean my MCNGP dues are going to increase AGAIN?

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Certificates? We don't need no stinking Certificates!

catwalker63
Mon Aug 30 15:32:47 CDT 2004

"Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> prattled ceaslessly in news:
#cZFUlsiEHA.1040@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
>> i thought it was 867-5309
>
> Or is it 362436?
>
> "Pick up the phone, I'm always home."
>
>

That's 362-4368!!!!

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

JaR
Mon Aug 30 15:47:10 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Rowdy Yates climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> "molsonexpert" <imdrunk@work.ca> wrote in news:ufjjlSqiEHA.1656
> @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> Anybody have Kat's phone number?
>>
>> steve.
>
> she can be reached at
>
> (604) 731-8200
>
>
>:-)
>

Kewl! I'll have a large MeatZZa

JaR
Hungry Thug

Paul
Tue Aug 31 07:34:22 CDT 2004