I originally posted this on December 24, 2002, so most of you may not
recognize/remember some of the names... So I'm not Dylan Thomas... sue me.
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the list
Not an MCNGP was posting
Most of them were pissed.
Network Guru in his nightgown
and Steve-O in his pumps
Had just settled down
to share some brain dumps
When suddenly on the list
there arose such a clatter
that we all logged at once
to see what was the matter.
We scanned the new posts
no OT's found for a gamer
Mostly trolls from Tom,
our latest Lamer.
When what to our wondering eyes
did we see
But Consultant®
and several other MCNGP
"I'm in a good mood,
so I'll not start a flame."
And then he began chanting,
calling them all by name.
"On Keyboard, On Mean,
On Frisbee and Sue"
"That's NOT what I meant, Frisbee,
You know what to do!"
"On Rob, On Glenn,
and Diamond Jim"
"Can't find Batman,
anyone seen him?"
"On Angry, On MCSENada,
and Sweet Michelle"
"She's a babe, for sure...
Can't you tell?"
"On Don Julio, come on now,
On JYTC"
"On Laura, the animatron,
our secret fantasy."
"To the top of the list,
reply to that post"
"Let's see who can quote
obscure movies the most"
The whole group together
can be quite a sight
Merry Christmas to all
We're too tired to fight.
--
Fris "Scrooge you" bee®, MCNGP #13
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