New MCNGP CeRT! L337!!1!omgfrdchxbbqlolwft!!!eleven-one!!1

Can we have a cert so that it's a "Most Valuable MCNGP Certified Head
Asploder" Cert? Please, please?


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(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Neil
Fri Jan 13 10:22:26 CST 2006

did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
news:Xns974A66AE1677lashertokenid@207.46.248.16:

> Please, please?

no

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JaR
Fri Jan 13 10:49:05 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Lasher:

> Can we have a cert so that it's a "Most Valuable MCNGP Certified Head
> Asploder" Cert? Please, please?

I don't think so, Tim

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Lasher
Fri Jan 13 11:31:35 CST 2006

JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns974A59B4384D8Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Lasher:
>
>> Can we have a cert so that it's a "Most Valuable MCNGP Certified Head
>> Asploder" Cert? Please, please?
>
> I don't think so, Tim
>

InterNeil wrote

> No.


...fine. But I want a lapel pin that says that I asplode heads.



--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Neil
Fri Jan 13 11:36:37 CST 2006

did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
news:Xns974A7542D52D3lashertokenid@207.46.248.16:

> ...fine. But I want a lapel pin that says that I asplode heads.

ok, you'll find it in the trunk of the Ferrari

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lowdes_
Fri Jan 13 12:21:41 CST 2006

I think he should be kicked out of the MCNGP!


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974A8047851DCneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
> news:Xns974A7542D52D3lashertokenid@207.46.248.16:
>
>> ...fine. But I want a lapel pin that says that I asplode heads.
>
> ok, you'll find it in the trunk of the Ferrari
>
> --
> The InterNeil MCNGP#30
>
> - Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.

Neil
Fri Jan 13 12:38:22 CST 2006

did you hear "lowdes_" <mcnpgsuck@mcngp.com> say in news:VcSxf.55692
$Dk.24807@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com:

> I think he should be kicked out of the MCNGP!

WTF!?!?! back into the bit bucket you morphing slug

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Lasher
Fri Jan 13 12:47:41 CST 2006

"lowdes_" <mcnpgsuck@mcngp.com> wrote in
news:VcSxf.55692$Dk.24807@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com:

> I think he should be kicked out of the MCNGP!

You love me. I already told you to eat sh!t and die. What part of eat sh!
t and die do you not understand? Is it the part about whos sh!t should you
eat or how exactly you should die, or both perhaps? If you need more info,
just ask and I'm sure we'll come up with some creative and painful ways to
end your existance.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Lasher
Fri Jan 13 12:55:46 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns974A8047851DCneilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
> news:Xns974A7542D52D3lashertokenid@207.46.248.16:
>
>> ...fine. But I want a lapel pin that says that I asplode heads.
>
> ok, you'll find it in the trunk of the Ferrari
>

I be kindly thank you.

Except, I thought CBIC or kpg wrecked the Ferrari?? If so, that's ok
because I can just show them my MCNGP card and they'll let me in to get the
personal items....unless there is blood.

I'll just call the MCNGP hotline at 1-800-244-2548 to order another one.
Lowdes, you can't call. 18 or older only.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Lasher
Fri Jan 13 13:01:02 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns974A8ABFFDAAFneilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> did you hear "lowdes_" <mcnpgsuck@mcngp.com> say in news:VcSxf.55692
> $Dk.24807@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com:
>
>> I think he should be kicked out of the MCNGP!
>
> WTF!?!?! back into the bit bucket you morphing slug
>

The InterNeil has spoken. You will be assimilated. Resistance is Futile.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

CBIC
Fri Jan 13 13:11:57 CST 2006

> Except, I thought CBIC or kpg wrecked the Ferrari??

Oh h3ll no. That Ferrari was wrecked long before I got inducted. No one can
pin that on me.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

CBIC
Fri Jan 13 13:13:06 CST 2006

In news:Xns974A8229F53C7lashertokenid@207.46.248.16,
Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> embarrassed himself by
saying:
> "lowdes_" <mcnpgsuck@mcngp.com> wrote in
> news:VcSxf.55692$Dk.24807@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com:
>
>> I think he should be kicked out of the MCNGP!
>
> You love me. I already told you to eat sh!t and die. What part of
> eat sh! t and die do you not understand? Is it the part about whos
> sh!t should you eat or how exactly you should die, or both perhaps?
> If you need more info, just ask and I'm sure we'll come up with some
> creative and painful ways to end your existance.

Stop feeding this stray and hopefully it will just go away. Or starve. I'm
fine with either.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

JaR
Fri Jan 13 13:43:02 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of CBIC:

>> Except, I thought CBIC or kpg wrecked the Ferrari??
>
> Oh h3ll no. That Ferrari was wrecked long before I got inducted. No
> one can pin that on me.

I think it's shameful the way Neil just sits back quitely and lets others
take the blame for his misdeeds.

Just shameful, I tell you.

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Remove hat to reply
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Neil
Fri Jan 13 14:19:31 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:e4Bi6UHGGHA.3080@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> No one can
> pin that on me.

JaR can....he's good like that

--
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- COLDBEER.CAN not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

Neil
Fri Jan 13 14:19:54 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974A7731E945DTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> I think it's shameful the way Neil just sits back quitely and lets
> others take the blame for his misdeeds.
>
> Just shameful, I tell you.

see what I mean...

--
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- Scotty, hurry! Beam me uragg^* NO CARRIER

kpg
Fri Jan 13 14:56:48 CST 2006

CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\186001.htm (1/13/2006
> 2:55:17 PM) # In news:Xns974A8229F53C7lashertokenid@207.46.248.16,
> Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> embarrassed himself by
> saying:
>> "lowdes_" <mcnpgsuck@mcngp.com> wrote in
>> news:VcSxf.55692$Dk.24807@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com:
>>
>>> I think he should be kicked out of the MCNGP!
>>
>> You love me. I already told you to eat sh!t and die. What part of
>> eat sh! t and die do you not understand? Is it the part about whos
>> sh!t should you eat or how exactly you should die, or both perhaps?
>> If you need more info, just ask and I'm sure we'll come up with some
>> creative and painful ways to end your existance.
>
> Stop feeding this stray and hopefully it will just go away. Or starve.
> I'm fine with either.


I use strays for target practice.


kp "at-ease Bob" g

kpg
Fri Jan 13 14:58:02 CST 2006

Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> said something like

> Except, I thought CBIC or kpg wrecked the Ferrari??

kpg has never even seen the Ferrari.

kp "or my welcome kit" g

JaR
Fri Jan 13 14:59:55 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> pin that on me.
>
> JaR can....he's good like that

It's good to be recognised in one's chosen fields of endeavor.

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Stan
Fri Jan 13 16:28:01 CST 2006

Sure you can, after all you kiddies have nothing better to do with your
time.

"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> wrote in message
news:Xns974A66AE1677lashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
>
> Can we have a cert so that it's a "Most Valuable MCNGP Certified Head
> Asploder" Cert? Please, please?
>
>
> --
> Lasher
> MCNGP 110010
> MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
> (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

TechGeekPro
Fri Jan 13 19:30:37 CST 2006

On Jan 13, 2006 at 11:05am "Lasher" blathered:

>
> Can we have a cert so that it's a "Most Valuable MCNGP Certified Head
> Asploder" Cert? Please, please?

Isn't that a cert within a cert?

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Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Vote for Pedro.

Neil
Fri Jan 13 20:14:03 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974AD0A32804Ftgp@127.0.0.1:

> Isn't that a cert within a cert?

very much like the MCSE:Security

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.

Patrick
Sat Jan 14 04:58:25 CST 2006

Lasher wrote:
> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns974A8ABFFDAAFneilmcsegmailcom@
> 207.46.248.16:
>
>> did you hear "lowdes_" <mcnpgsuck@mcngp.com> say in news:VcSxf.55692
>> $Dk.24807@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com:
>>
>>> I think he should be kicked out of the MCNGP!
>> WTF!?!?! back into the bit bucket you morphing slug
>>
>
> The InterNeil has spoken. You will be assimilated. Resistance is Futile.
>

Wait.. We want him to resist.. I know I like it when they resist...lol
(At least I like seeing the assimilation when they resist).

--
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Frisbee®
Sat Jan 14 07:31:12 CST 2006

"Stan" <StanTheMan@yahooo.com> wrote in message
news:11sga9an5dmboa4@corp.supernews.com...
> Sure you can, after all you kiddies have nothing better to do with your
> time.

Please stop being so mean to us.

Lasher
Sat Jan 14 08:52:44 CST 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in news:OrafD7QGGHA.2708
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> "Stan" <StanTheMan@yahooo.com> wrote in message
> news:11sga9an5dmboa4@corp.supernews.com...
>> Sure you can, after all you kiddies have nothing better to do with your
>> time.
>
> Please stop being so mean to us.
>
>

At least we've established that we actually work.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Lasher
Sat Jan 14 08:51:38 CST 2006

Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> wrote in
news:#tJ1ylPGGHA.1032@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Lasher wrote:
>> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:Xns974A8ABFFDAAFneilmcsegmailcom@ 207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> did you hear "lowdes_" <mcnpgsuck@mcngp.com> say in news:VcSxf.55692
>>> $Dk.24807@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com:
>>>
>>>> I think he should be kicked out of the MCNGP!
>>> WTF!?!?! back into the bit bucket you morphing slug
>>>
>>
>> The InterNeil has spoken. You will be assimilated. Resistance is
>> Futile.
>>
>
> Wait.. We want him to resist.. I know I like it when they
> resist...lol
> (At least I like seeing the assimilation when they resist).
>

I really don't see how Lowdes' intelligence would be added to ours
though....

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Network
Sun Jan 15 07:53:55 CST 2006

It's nice to see my others have attempted to emulate me. but there is
nothing like the real thing


"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> wrote in message
news:Xns974A66AE1677lashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
>
> Can we have a cert so that it's a "Most Valuable MCNGP Certified Head
> Asploder" Cert? Please, please?
>
>
> --
> Lasher
> MCNGP 110010
> MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
> (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Neil
Sun Jan 15 19:06:11 CST 2006

did you hear Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> say in news:
#tJ1ylPGGHA.1032@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> . We want him to resist..

personally I don't want him at all. someone else can assimilate him...

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- 24Bit-colour?!? But it's only an organizer!!!!

Neil
Sun Jan 15 19:07:45 CST 2006

did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
news:Xns974B5A5189820lashertokenid@207.46.248.16:

> At least we've established that we actually work.

no, I'm gobernment

--
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- yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* -- NO TERRIER

Neil
Sun Jan 15 19:06:46 CST 2006

did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
news:Xns974B5A21D163Blashertokenid@207.46.248.16:

> I really don't see how Lowdes' intelligence would be added to ours
> though....

would the acumulation of negative numbers be subtraction?

--
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- Things are more like they are now than ever before.

Neil
Sun Jan 15 19:08:42 CST 2006

did you hear "Network Guru" <Guro@spamMe.com> say in news:uK2WhsdGGHA.1124
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> but there is
> nothing like the real thing
>

you are real, the best

--
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- Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold, please? Thanks...

Kline
Mon Jan 16 07:40:26 CST 2006

>It's nice to see my others have attempted to emulate me. but there is
>nothing like the real thing

maybe you should start your own blog?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Mon Jan 16 07:41:59 CST 2006

>> Sure you can, after all you kiddies have nothing better to do with your
>> time.
>
>Please stop being so mean to us.

it's time microsoft starting taking down people who are mean to the
mcngp.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Mon Jan 16 08:17:22 CST 2006

did you hear Kline Sphere <.@> say in
news:gj8ns1l9b75al19kbjcd1ve5mci5ut7c4g@4ax.com:

> it's time microsoft starting taking down people who are mean to the
> mcngp.

we should write to MCP Magazine and have them do a column

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Captain, I sense a million minds concentrating on my cleavage.

Lasher
Tue Jan 17 13:11:35 CST 2006

Kline Sphere <.@> wrote in news:7h8ns1pilu4m8c0ktoji50lctqnn9k9gbp@4ax.com:

>>It's nice to see my others have attempted to emulate me. but there is
>>nothing like the real thing
>
> maybe you should start your own blog?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

Here's my blog:

http://www.bornsquishy.com/

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Consultant
Tue Jan 17 14:49:41 CST 2006

what's with all the fat people info?

"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> wrote in message
news:Xns974E863598AE0lashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
> Kline Sphere <.@> wrote in
> news:7h8ns1pilu4m8c0ktoji50lctqnn9k9gbp@4ax.com:
>
>>>It's nice to see my others have attempted to emulate me. but there is
>>>nothing like the real thing
>>
>> maybe you should start your own blog?
>>
>> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>>
>
> Here's my blog:
>
> http://www.bornsquishy.com/
>
> --
> Lasher
> MCNGP 110010
> MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
> (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

JaR
Tue Jan 17 15:01:55 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Consultant:

>
> what's with all the fat people info?

How'd that pregnancy turn out?

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Kline
Wed Jan 18 02:50:39 CST 2006

>what's with all the fat people info?

I like fat people, they make me look thin :-)

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Wed Jan 18 07:56:05 CST 2006

did you hear Kline Sphere <.@> say in
news:5a0ss15d28rhk7mmp3urnesvqfanbd7slo@4ax.com:

>>what's with all the fat people info?
>
> I like fat people, they make me look thin :-)

same reason I like the Users here at work..they make me look smart...

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- Cat game number 5. Fit into the smallest space possible.