way way way OT: MCNGP Announcement

For those looking for serious material, please stop reading this post
now.


NOW I SAID!!!!

*****************************************************************
Offishial MCNGP Announcement Re: Ferrari
*****************************************************************

After 3 long years of constant abuse and endless slander, I have, at
great expense, garnered yet another Ferrari for the MCNGP community. This
is the second time I have done this and while JaR's original, moist, thug
propelled, ferrite ingot has long since passed this mortal coil (like as
not, it lies in the bottom of Lake Ontario where said rapscallions took a
left instead of a right), I have taken great pains and incurred much
personal debt to provide these luxuries for the MCNGP. But I don't do
this to curry favor, no-no, I'm just a really great guy, that's all.

This second mode of automotive transport will be the "East Coast"
Ferrari. Kat (who has been scandalously absent from the esteemed froup
since receiving said Ferrari) is the present possessor of the first "West
Coast" Ferrari. That one's red.

The new East Coast Ferrari was handed over with much pomp and
circumstance at the recent MCNGP B-B-Q held in Toranna, Ontar-e-air-e-
airio. While the invites went out far and wide to all who could attend, I
was more than startled when both of us showed up. In truth, having
divested most of my vast wealth to acquire the first Ferrari, I was
slightly cash strapped and the Ferrari will require a little assembly. I
have great faith in it's re-assembly however. Oh, and this one's yellow.

Therefore, let the bells ring out and joy be proclaimed this day that the
MCNGP now have another Ferrari and the current possessor of said Ferrari
IS:

*drum roll*

.
.
.

*pregnant pause*

.
.
.

*birth of Pause*

KENNETH RAMONE BRISCOBAR!

Ok, someone needs to cough up the pliers now.

*Stares at JaR and taps foot*


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Bigus
Tue Apr 11 08:49:46 CDT 2006

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> For those looking for serious material, please stop reading this post
> now.
>
>
> NOW I SAID!!!!
>
> *****************************************************************
> Offishial MCNGP Announcement Re: Ferrari
> *****************************************************************
>
> After 3 long years of constant abuse and endless slander, I have, at
> great expense, garnered yet another Ferrari for the MCNGP community.
> This is the second time I have done this and while JaR's original,
> moist, thug propelled, ferrite ingot has long since passed this
> mortal coil (like as not, it lies in the bottom of Lake Ontario where
> said rapscallions took a left instead of a right), I have taken great
> pains and incurred much personal debt to provide these luxuries for
> the MCNGP. But I don't do this to curry favor, no-no, I'm just a
> really great guy, that's all.
>
What kind of idiot.....I mean...every body knows you don't turn......oh,
nevermind. Only thing that matters is there is a Ferrari in the family
again.

> This second mode of automotive transport will be the "East Coast"
> Ferrari. Kat (who has been scandalously absent from the esteemed froup
> since receiving said Ferrari) is the present possessor of the first
> "West Coast" Ferrari. That one's red.
>
Oh, I see, it's a Left Coast thingy, huh? BTW....I may have found KAT, or
hopefully the Ferrari she disappeared with.

> The new East Coast Ferrari was handed over with much pomp and
> circumstance at the recent MCNGP B-B-Q held in Toranna, Ontar-e-air-e-
> airio. While the invites went out far and wide to all who could
> attend, I was more than startled when both of us showed up. In truth,
> having divested most of my vast wealth to acquire the first Ferrari,
> I was slightly cash strapped and the Ferrari will require a little
> assembly. I have great faith in it's re-assembly however. Oh, and
> this one's yellow.
>
Yellow RAWKS!!!


> Therefore, let the bells ring out and joy be proclaimed this day that
> the MCNGP now have another Ferrari and the current possessor of said
> Ferrari IS:
>
*DING* *DING* DING* HAZZAHHHH!!!!!!


> *drum roll*
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> *pregnant pause*
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> *birth of Pause*
>
> KENNETH RAMONE BRISCOBAR!
>
Grats!!!
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 09:36:47 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Bigus Di©kus spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> Oh, I see, it's a Left Coast thingy, huh? BTW....I may have found
> KAT, or hopefully the Ferrari she disappeared with.
>
I've gotta stop that pre-coffee posting.

http://www.officer.com/article/article.jsp?siteSection=1&id=29792

http://tinyurl.com/hdt3u


--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Neil
Tue Apr 11 10:00:40 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
news:eqAku5WXGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> What kind of idiot.....I mean...every body knows you don't turn......oh,
> nevermind.

the kind of Idot that JaR sends

> Only thing that matters is there is a Ferrari in the family
> again.

Yeah, well this will mark the end of my philanthroping ways...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Proof of sanity forged upon request.

Neil
Tue Apr 11 10:04:44 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in news:
#lZGqVXXGHA.3840@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> << While I was at work, Bigus Di©kus spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> Oh, I see, it's a Left Coast thingy, huh? BTW....I may have found
>> KAT, or hopefully the Ferrari she disappeared with.
>>
> I've gotta stop that pre-coffee posting.
>
> http://www.officer.com/article/article.jsp?siteSection=1&id=29792
>
> http://tinyurl.com/hdt3u
>
>

is there a reason that I get a "page cannot be displayed" error? Should I
begin to delete various log files? Perhaps you could use some NSFW or SFW
tags?

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 10:03:51 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> Yeah, well this will mark the end of my philanthroping ways...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 10:10:22 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> say in news:
> #lZGqVXXGHA.3840@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
>> << While I was at work, Bigus Di©kus spurted out:
>> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>> Oh, I see, it's a Left Coast thingy, huh? BTW....I may have found
>>> KAT, or hopefully the Ferrari she disappeared with.
>>>
>> I've gotta stop that pre-coffee posting.
>>
>> [Snipped Broken Links]
>>
>
> is there a reason that I get a "page cannot be displayed" error?
> Should I begin to delete various log files? Perhaps you could use
> some NSFW or SFW tags?
>
Their sever must have gone down or something, I even checked the link from the
same way I got there before and I now get the "page cannot be displayed"

More Reliable:
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-ferrari11apr11,1,7428918.story?coll=la-headlines-pe-california

http://tinyurl.com/kyz2j

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Neil
Tue Apr 11 10:23:28 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in
news:O9$XboXXGHA.4988@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> More Reliable:
> http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-ferrari11apr1
> 1,1,7428918.story?coll=la-headlines-pe-california
>
> http://tinyurl.com/kyz2j

um, are you gender confused regarding Kat?

(though she is the one in possesion of our red Enzo)

--
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- No, Scotty, I said, "Beam me ABOARD," not "A BROAD."

JaR
Tue Apr 11 10:27:57 CDT 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns97A260201E399neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> the
> MCNGP now have another Ferrari

Eh?

*looks out winda*

I'm not seein no alleged Ferrari!

> and the current possessor of said Ferrari
> IS:
> KENNETH RAMONE BRISCOBAR!
>

You gave it to BRISCOE? Furrfu. That'll be the last time we see the thing
'till the cops yank his driver's license.

Actually, that prolly won't take that long, but he better not ding it
like he did the ski boat!

> Ok, someone needs to cough up the pliers now.
>
> *Stares at JaR and taps foot*
>

You can just stamp your little foot all day long for all I care, I have
bought my last pair og MCNGP pliers if you have already lost the last
pair I gave you!

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

Neil
Tue Apr 11 10:40:30 CDT 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns97A2561DFF5CBonlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:

>> the
>> MCNGP now have another Ferrari
>
> Eh?
>
> *looks out winda*
>
> I'm not seein no alleged Ferrari!

so, with age your eyesight is going? not surprising. you also seem to
have contracted Alzheimer's....not that you remember getting it...

>
>> and the current possessor of said Ferrari
>> IS:
>> KENNETH RAMONE BRISCOBAR!
>>
>
> You gave it to BRISCOE? Furrfu. That'll be the last time we see the
> thing 'till the cops yank his driver's license.
>

Yeah, he seemed a pretty responsible guy...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*sniff, choke, cough*

I tried, really, but I just couldn't keep a straight face over that
one...

> Actually, that prolly won't take that long, but he better not ding it
> like he did the ski boat!
>

there was a ski boat? you lost that too?

oh, the Alzheimer's....

yeeassss, the "ski boat" *nods*

>> Ok, someone needs to cough up the pliers now.
>>
>> *Stares at JaR and taps foot*
>>
>
> You can just stamp your little foot all day long for all I care, I
> have bought my last pair og MCNGP pliers if you have already lost the
> last pair I gave you!

wait, you didn't give me a pair of... *pause* ...sorry, did it again,
'Alzheimer's', right....

so sad when the elderly get this way...

--
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- PPP: Pay Provider Perpetually

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 10:39:43 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> say in
> news:O9$XboXXGHA.4988@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> More Reliable:
>> http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-ferrari11apr1
>> 1,1,7428918.story?coll=la-headlines-pe-california
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/kyz2j
>
> um, are you gender confused regarding Kat?
>
> (though she is the one in possesion of our red Enzo)
>
Uh, no....I thought I mentioned in my original post that....wait...here...

"...or hopefully the Ferrari *she* disappeared with." I didn't say it was her.

Really, I just thought it was an amazing story. The guy NAILED that power pole
doing 160MPH and he got out and *ran* away from the scene. If that doesn't
speak for the safety of the Enzo, I don't know what does.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Neil
Tue Apr 11 10:48:44 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in
news:#3Ov04XXGHA.1476@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> "...or hopefully the Ferrari *she* disappeared with." I didn't say it
> was her.

my bad.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- As I said before, I never repeat myself.

JaR
Tue Apr 11 10:51:44 CDT 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns97A276C3CFDA2neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> so sad when the elderly get this way..

*takes large slug from bottle of Geritol and crosses Neil's name off
Christmas list*

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

Neil
Tue Apr 11 10:55:17 CDT 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns97A25A261C124onlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:

> *takes large slug from bottle of Geritol and crosses Neil's name off
> Christmas list*

Like I was on any....DANG! Did it again!

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- If you declare love, what identifier scope does it have?

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 11:05:02 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> say in
> news:#3Ov04XXGHA.1476@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> "...or hopefully the Ferrari *she* disappeared with." I didn't say it
>> was her.
>
> my bad.
>
No problem...we all make mistakes. Mine turned 12 a couple months ago.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Kat
Tue Apr 11 11:22:33 CDT 2006

Thank you, Thank you all!

Given that the MCNGP now has a new ride, I feel guilt free in keeping
our old one. i can now safely retrieve it from the gully over the
cliff, and have it cleaned up in no time- Neil, I will see you in
August. If you're lucky, I might let you take it for a ride!

Tha Kat Came Back!

MitchS
Tue Apr 11 11:30:33 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
news:O9$XboXXGHA.4988@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

"Kice said that the customs agency has placed an immigration hold on
Eriksson so if he is released from the county's Men's Central Jail it will
be able to take him into custody. "

"He is potentially subject to deportation," she said.

Keep him from leaving so you can kick him out? Sounds efficient. And dude
had 2 Enzos and only one firearm? Priorities man!

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 11:43:33 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, MitchS spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
> news:O9$XboXXGHA.4988@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
> "Kice said that the customs agency has placed an immigration hold on
> Eriksson so if he is released from the county's Men's Central Jail it
> will be able to take him into custody. "
>
> "He is potentially subject to deportation," she said.
>
> Keep him from leaving so you can kick him out? Sounds efficient.
> And dude had 2 Enzos and only one firearm? Priorities man!
>
I heard he had an arsenal of Exotic Cars...none of which he was making payments
on.
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Frisbee®
Tue Apr 11 11:45:20 CDT 2006

"Kat" <misty63@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1144772553.884178.17060@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
> Thank you, Thank you all!
>
> Given that the MCNGP now has a new ride, I feel guilt free in keeping
> our old one. i can now safely retrieve it from the gully over the
> cliff, and have it cleaned up in no time- Neil, I will see you in
> August. If you're lucky, I might let you take it for a ride!
>
> The Kat In The Hat Came Back!

IFYPFY

--
Fris "Seuss" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!

http://www.mcngp.com?wp_ml=0

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics?wp_ml=0

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 11:45:34 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Kat spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>

IS it for real???....

> Tha Kat Came Back!



--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Neil
Tue Apr 11 11:55:39 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in
news:uqUwfcYXGHA.4144@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> I heard he had an arsenal of Exotic Cars...none of which he was making
> payments on.

THAT'S BRILLIANT!

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Don't worry, it's just a short easy hike.

Neil
Tue Apr 11 11:56:40 CDT 2006

did you hear "Kat" <misty63@gmail.com> say in news:1144772553.884178.17060
@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:

> I might let you take it for a ride!

YOU'RE GONNA RIDE ME!!!!

I'll be right there...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- "My stereo's half-fixed," said Tom monotonously.

Rowdy
Tue Apr 11 11:59:10 CDT 2006

Frisbee® wrote:
>> The Kat In The Hat Came Back!

I guess she lost her job again. now has all the free time in the world.

:-(?)


--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"I pithy in your general direction!"

Rowdy
Tue Apr 11 12:00:22 CDT 2006

Neil wrote:
> did you hear "Kat" <misty63@gmail.com> say in news:1144772553.884178.17060
> @v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:
>
>> I might let you take it for a ride!
>
> YOU'RE GONNA RIDE ME!!!!
>
> I'll be right there...
>

the front or the back?


--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"I pithy in your general direction!"

JaR
Tue Apr 11 12:01:17 CDT 2006

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in
news:OeMb3UYXGHA.4144@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
> news:O9$XboXXGHA.4988@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
> "Kice said that the customs agency has placed an immigration hold on
> Eriksson so if he is released from the county's Men's Central Jail it
> will be able to take him into custody. "
>
> "He is potentially subject to deportation," she said.
>
> Keep him from leaving so you can kick him out? Sounds efficient. And
> dude had 2 Enzos and only one firearm? Priorities man!
>

Yes, well the Immigration Dept has this image problem lately. Swedes
caught doing something illegal need to know that our government will not
tolerate this sort of thing from guests in this country! I understand
that there is a zero-tolerance policy toward illegal Canadians suckling
off the tit of honest Americans as well. Tread carefully if you step on
Murrican soil you Swedes and Canucks! La Migra is watching!

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

JaR
Tue Apr 11 12:03:48 CDT 2006

"Kat" <misty63@gmail.com> wrote in news:1144772553.884178.17060
@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:

> Tha Kat Came Back!
>

Hey! Look who's here!

Welcome back, kitty. Pour out a saucer of cream and tell us what you've
been up to.

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

MitchS
Tue Apr 11 12:07:17 CDT 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A273E0A2E73neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...

> um, are you gender confused regarding Kat?
>
> (though she is the one in possesion of our red Enzo)

Hey, in Oct I sent new pliers and replaced the red Enzo. Who lost that one?

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 12:06:10 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> say in
> news:uqUwfcYXGHA.4144@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>> I heard he had an arsenal of Exotic Cars...none of which he was
>> making payments on.
>
> THAT'S BRILLIANT!
>
The Secrets of the Rich and Infamous.

If I hadn't continued payments on my $15K truck, they would have repo'd it.
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

MitchS
Tue Apr 11 12:08:23 CDT 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A27002ABA78neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...

> Yeah, well this will mark the end of my philadering ways...
>
> --
> The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X
>
> - Proof of sanity forged upon request.

Iffy Piffy

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

CBIC
Tue Apr 11 12:48:57 CDT 2006


> Hey, in Oct I sent new pliers and replaced the red Enzo. Who lost
> that one?

I just checked the supply closet. We're fresh out of pliers. We'll have to
use the Burdizzo instead.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 12:52:24 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, CBIC spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>> Hey, in Oct I sent new pliers and replaced the red Enzo. Who lost
>> that one?
>
> I just checked the supply closet. We're fresh out of pliers. We'll
> have to use the Burdizzo instead.
>
Will that be televised?

Please, PLEASE say yes.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

CBIC
Tue Apr 11 12:58:14 CDT 2006

> Will that be televised?
>
> Please, PLEASE say yes.

I was thinking pay per view. We could use the funds to remodel the MCNGP
palace.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 13:09:17 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, CBIC spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>> Will that be televised?
>>
>> Please, PLEASE say yes.
>
> I was thinking pay per view. We could use the funds to remodel the
> MCNGP palace.
>
Absolutely! BTW...they should also do that with Exec....no, I didn't say it....
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Neil
Tue Apr 11 13:31:36 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in news:O$y#
9CZXGHA.3440@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

>> have to use the Burdizzo instead.
>>
> Will that be televised?
>
> Please, PLEASE say yes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- TANSTAAFL... Bummer. How about dinner?

Neil
Tue Apr 11 13:32:23 CDT 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:euLrCGZXGHA.3740@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> I was thinking pay per view.

you will recieve no funding from me, young man. I prolly wont be able to
uncross my legs for a week, thank you very much

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- TANSTAAFL... Bummer. How about dinner?

Neil
Tue Apr 11 13:34:35 CDT 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns97A265F1440EBonlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:

> I understand
> that there is a zero-tolerance policy toward illegal Canadians suckling
> off the tit of honest Americans as well.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*pop*

oh, you were serious...

I'm sorry I must have been confused by the "honest Americans" comment

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- But what about being the early WORM ???

Neil
Tue Apr 11 13:36:24 CDT 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:eUSp$pYXGHA.4424@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> Iffy Piffy
>

(sic)

no, I was correct the first time. I'll still chase the wimmin, but I wont
part with my cash.....




.....unless SWMABO catches me with the former, in which case I will be
surrendering the latter

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Neil
Tue Apr 11 13:37:21 CDT 2006

did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
news:ucErClYXGHA.5096@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> I guess she lost her job again. now has all the free time in the world.

a-hem...do you ever bother to read your gmail account?

*taps foot angrily glares at Rowdy*

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Neil
Tue Apr 11 13:37:57 CDT 2006

did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
news:#EFltlYXGHA.3448@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> the front or the back?

I'll do either for her....oh, never mind

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Intel: we put the "um..." in Pentium.

Rowdy
Tue Apr 11 13:51:20 CDT 2006

Neil wrote:
> did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
> news:ucErClYXGHA.5096@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> I guess she lost her job again. now has all the free time in the world.
>
> a-hem...do you ever bother to read your gmail account?
>
> *taps foot angrily glares at Rowdy*
>

oh yeah.. the gmail account..

*Rowdy presses button on intercom*
"Oh, Lilith!! Do we have a password for the gmail account please. And
make it snappy!"





--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"I pithy in your general direction!"

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 13:54:24 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> say in news:O$y#
> 9CZXGHA.3440@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
>>> have to use the Burdizzo instead.
>>>
>> Will that be televised?
>>
>> Please, PLEASE say yes.
>
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>
Awe comeon, just think of the prevention it will create. Pedophiles will think
twice about fsuking with our children.
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 13:55:18 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
> news:Xns97A265F1440EBonlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:
>
>> I understand
>> that there is a zero-tolerance policy toward illegal Canadians
>> suckling off the tit of honest Americans as well.
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*pop*
>
> oh, you were serious...
>
> I'm sorry I must have been confused by the "honest Americans" comment
>
There was only one Honest American, and he had to lie to get into office.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Neil
Tue Apr 11 14:02:17 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in
news:exrtHmZXGHA.4148@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> There was only one Honest American,

see? even you couldn't believ in the pluralization?

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit.

Neil
Tue Apr 11 14:01:40 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in
news:e1R1nlZXGHA.508@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> Awe comeon, just think of the prevention it will create.

go away, I'm in pain right now...

*rocks slowly back and forth on floor in fetal position*

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Save the Whales. Collect the entire set!

Neil
Tue Apr 11 14:03:37 CDT 2006

did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
news:u$8ytjZXGHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> *Rowdy presses button on intercom*
> "Oh, Lilith!! Do we have a password for the gmail account please. And
> make it snappy!"

Fine, you can e-mail me on an account that actualy works at neilmcse at
gmail dot com (though you are a little late NOW!)

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Your Motherboard wears combat boots.

Rowdy
Tue Apr 11 14:04:10 CDT 2006

Neil wrote:
> did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
> news:ucErClYXGHA.5096@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> I guess she lost her job again. now has all the free time in the world.
>
> a-hem...do you ever bother to read your gmail account?
>
> *taps foot angrily glares at Rowdy*
>

REPLIED!

yabba.. dabba.. doo doo.!!

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"I pithy in your general direction!"

Rowdy
Tue Apr 11 14:08:30 CDT 2006

Neil wrote:
> did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
> news:u$8ytjZXGHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> *Rowdy presses button on intercom*
>> "Oh, Lilith!! Do we have a password for the gmail account please. And
>> make it snappy!"
>
> Fine, you can e-mail me on an account that actualy works at neilmcse at
> gmail dot com (though you are a little late NOW!)
>

okay. but next time you guys go out to beat some baby seals to death,
you make sure you call me, ey!

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"I pithy in your general direction!"

Neil
Tue Apr 11 14:14:43 CDT 2006

did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
news:#wkQ4qZXGHA.1084@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> REPLIED!

noted

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails

Neil
Tue Apr 11 14:13:41 CDT 2006

did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
news:uo$oTtZXGHA.5024@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> okay. but next time you guys go out to beat some baby seals to death,
> you make sure you call me, ey!

of course! Pam A. was really getting into the "Swing" of it after a
while...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Speed things up, make pre-aged wine from old raisins.

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 14:18:16 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> say in
> news:e1R1nlZXGHA.508@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
>> Awe comeon, just think of the prevention it will create.
>
> go away, I'm in pain right now...
>
> *rocks slowly back and forth on floor in fetal position*
>
My Bad!

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 14:18:44 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> say in
> news:exrtHmZXGHA.4148@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> There was only one Honest American,
>
> see? even you couldn't believ in the pluralization?
>
I trust no one!

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Rowdy
Tue Apr 11 14:26:04 CDT 2006

Neil wrote:
> did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
> news:uo$oTtZXGHA.5024@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>> okay. but next time you guys go out to beat some baby seals to death,
>> you make sure you call me, ey!
>
> of course! Pam A. was really getting into the "Swing" of it after a
> while...
>

What about the McCartney chick. Did she "slip" or did she "slide"?


--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"I pithy in your general direction!"

MitchS
Tue Apr 11 14:59:48 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
news:O$y%239CZXGHA.3440@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...

> Will that be televised?
>
> Please, PLEASE say yes.

From this day forward you shall be known by your fraternity name, "Bigus
Sickus" and never speak of televised b-word demonstrations again.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Kat
Tue Apr 11 15:04:59 CDT 2006

Well, I'm glad you asked! The cream has been translated to ice cream on
my part, but now i'm settled in to write the great american novel...

So, what has Kat been up to, you ask? Why haven't we heard from her in
oh, so many months? Well, unfortunately, I've been busy. BUSY, you
gasp... as in working? Well, yes....sigh. I guess I have been. That and
the fact that you guys had nothing interesting enough worth reading...
has kept me away. Thanks to Neil for letting me know you old folk are
still alive...

Kat has gotten a raise! In the last 2 years, my salary has increased by
over 50%. How's that for a young kitten like me? :) Though, I have to
admit it wasn't my hard labor that resulted in the positive cash flow-
after all, I spend half my time zipping around in my sweet little
ferrari, cruising for hot guys. No, it's the result of my wonderful
Canadian government, which though it has it's faults, has decided to
give us BC health care (tranlation: gummint) workers a fat raise. Now,
this raise and lump sum payment are to thank us for the pay decrease we
suffered from a year or so ago. This didn't affect me, however- I was
promoted rigth at that time, and actually got a pay increase. So now, I
can cruise around in my ferrari even more- as I can afford to buy more
gas!

As for my living situation- my condo has been sitting for approximately
1 year, unused. Sure, every week or so I go over and oh, maybe paint a
door- or hang up a pair of curtains- by now, it's just about brand new.
I need new floors in my kitchen, and I can move in. Yippee! That means
I get to start buying my own food (*for those who don't know, I'm
staying in the BF's parents house! Free....*). Perhaps my meager salary
could be padded with the charity of fellow MCNGP members? I simply
can't afford gas AND food- thats too much to expect from a young
kitten! Email me for my address. If anyone could throw in an air
freshner for my ferrari, thats be fan-abosultely-tastic... preferably a
new car smell? The sea har has left it with an interesting odor... Or
maybe that was Brisco, who had it last?

As a last note- I HATE MY JOB- anyone who can find me a better one will
be rewarded handsomely :) Preferably one where I don't have to work- I
can sit all day on the internet and surf websites, and forums and...oh
wait, thats what I'm doing now....

Laters;

MEOW

Rowdy
Tue Apr 11 14:52:48 CDT 2006

Neil wrote:
> did you hear Rowdy Yates <got_to_be_kidding@yo_mamas_house.com> say in
> news:#wkQ4qZXGHA.1084@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>> REPLIED!
>
> noted
>
man.. now that i checked that gmail account i went through all the spam
for kicks. dude, i missed out on Vida Guerra voice tones!!!

http://www.zingy.com/promo.php?promo=vida&lid=index_page&lpos=promo_vida

http://tinyurl.com/on9dn

screw it. i am getting "Hola Papi Esta es Vida"


:-)

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"I pithy in your general direction!"

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 15:04:46 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, MitchS spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
> news:O$y%239CZXGHA.3440@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>
>> Will that be televised?
>>
>> Please, PLEASE say yes.
>
> From this day forward you shall be known by your fraternity name,
> "Bigus Sickus" and never speak of televised b-word demonstrations
> again.

LingMAO

--
Bigus Si©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

MitchS
Tue Apr 11 15:23:38 CDT 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97A293E7D88DBneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
> news:euLrCGZXGHA.3740@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> I was thinking pay per view.
>
> you will recieve no funding from me, young man. I prolly wont be able to
> uncross my legs for a week, thank you very much

In all fairness he did change the Subject ro offer warning (even though I
didn't check it first either)

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

MitchS
Tue Apr 11 15:33:04 CDT 2006

"Kat" <misty63@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1144785899.899526.29540@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...

> As a last note- I HATE MY JOB- anyone who can find me a better one will
> be rewarded handsomely :) Preferably one where I don't have to work- I
> can sit all day on the internet and surf websites, and forums and...

You know, there's only so many Canadian gummint jobs to go around (No
offense Neil)

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Si©kus
Tue Apr 11 15:39:42 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Kat spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> Well, I'm glad you asked! The cream has been translated to ice cream
> on my part, but now i'm settled in to write the great american
> novel...
>
> So, what has Kat been up to, you ask? Why haven't we heard from her in
> oh, so many months? Well, unfortunately, I've been busy. BUSY, you
> gasp... as in working? Well, yes....sigh. I guess I have been. That
> and the fact that you guys had nothing interesting enough worth
> reading... has kept me away. Thanks to Neil for letting me know you
> old folk are still alive...
>
> Kat has gotten a raise! In the last 2 years, my salary has increased
> by over 50%. How's that for a young kitten like me? :) Though, I have
> to admit it wasn't my hard labor that resulted in the positive cash
> flow- after all, I spend half my time zipping around in my sweet
> little ferrari, cruising for hot guys. No, it's the result of my
> wonderful Canadian government, which though it has it's faults, has
> decided to give us BC health care (tranlation: gummint) workers a fat
> raise. Now, this raise and lump sum payment are to thank us for the
> pay decrease we suffered from a year or so ago. This didn't affect
> me, however- I was promoted rigth at that time, and actually got a
> pay increase. So now, I can cruise around in my ferrari even more- as
> I can afford to buy more gas!
>
> As for my living situation- my condo has been sitting for
> approximately 1 year, unused. Sure, every week or so I go over and
> oh, maybe paint a door- or hang up a pair of curtains- by now, it's
> just about brand new. I need new floors in my kitchen, and I can move
> in. Yippee! That means I get to start buying my own food (*for those
> who don't know, I'm staying in the BF's parents house! Free....*).
> Perhaps my meager salary could be padded with the charity of fellow
> MCNGP members? I simply can't afford gas AND food- thats too much to
> expect from a young kitten! Email me for my address. If anyone could
> throw in an air freshner for my ferrari, thats be
> fan-abosultely-tastic... preferably a new car smell? The sea har has
> left it with an interesting odor... Or maybe that was Brisco, who had
> it last?
>
> As a last note- I HATE MY JOB- anyone who can find me a better one
> will be rewarded handsomely :) Preferably one where I don't have to
> work- I can sit all day on the internet and surf websites, and forums
> and...oh wait, thats what I'm doing now....
>
> Laters;
>
> MEOW
>
Well Kat, nice to finally meet the girl behind all the hype. I'm sure you've
already figured this out, but I am the newest MCNGP member. Yes, the goat is all
mine and it has been very abused. I've got a very sick, very twisted mind, and
I'm not afraid to use it.

BTW, what's wrong with you? Leaving LRM here all alone with us sickos, to fend
for herself (not that she didn't do a great job of it). Oh yeah, y'all are
wimmin, you do that.

--
Bigus Si©kus
(Bigus Di©kus)
MCNGP #51
-- You don't sound sick!
-- I'm fsukin my dog...that sound sick enough for ya??

Frisbee®
Tue Apr 11 15:44:18 CDT 2006

"Bigus Si©kus" <Bigus Si©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> wrote in message
news:%23CzBdgaXGHA.3444@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> << While I was at work, Kat spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> Well, I'm glad you asked! The cream has been translated to ice cream
>> on my part, but now i'm settled in to write the great american
>> novel...
>>
>> So, what has Kat been up to, you ask? Why haven't we heard from her in
>> oh, so many months? Well, unfortunately, I've been busy. BUSY, you
>> gasp... as in working? Well, yes....sigh. I guess I have been. That
>> and the fact that you guys had nothing interesting enough worth
>> reading... has kept me away. Thanks to Neil for letting me know you
>> old folk are still alive...
>>
>> Kat has gotten a raise! In the last 2 years, my salary has increased
>> by over 50%. How's that for a young kitten like me? :) Though, I have
>> to admit it wasn't my hard labor that resulted in the positive cash
>> flow- after all, I spend half my time zipping around in my sweet
>> little ferrari, cruising for hot guys. No, it's the result of my
>> wonderful Canadian government, which though it has it's faults, has
>> decided to give us BC health care (tranlation: gummint) workers a fat
>> raise. Now, this raise and lump sum payment are to thank us for the
>> pay decrease we suffered from a year or so ago. This didn't affect
>> me, however- I was promoted rigth at that time, and actually got a
>> pay increase. So now, I can cruise around in my ferrari even more- as
>> I can afford to buy more gas!
>>
>> As for my living situation- my condo has been sitting for
>> approximately 1 year, unused. Sure, every week or so I go over and
>> oh, maybe paint a door- or hang up a pair of curtains- by now, it's
>> just about brand new. I need new floors in my kitchen, and I can move
>> in. Yippee! That means I get to start buying my own food (*for those
>> who don't know, I'm staying in the BF's parents house! Free....*).
>> Perhaps my meager salary could be padded with the charity of fellow
>> MCNGP members? I simply can't afford gas AND food- thats too much to
>> expect from a young kitten! Email me for my address. If anyone could
>> throw in an air freshner for my ferrari, thats be
>> fan-abosultely-tastic... preferably a new car smell? The sea har has
>> left it with an interesting odor... Or maybe that was Brisco, who had
>> it last?
>>
>> As a last note- I HATE MY JOB- anyone who can find me a better one
>> will be rewarded handsomely :) Preferably one where I don't have to
>> work- I can sit all day on the internet and surf websites, and forums
>> and...oh wait, thats what I'm doing now....
>>
>> Laters;
>>
>> MEOW
>>
> Well Kat, nice to finally meet the girl behind all the hype. I'm sure
> you've
> already figured this out, but I am the newest MCNGP member. Yes, the goat
> is all
> mine and it has been very abused. I've got a very sick, very twisted mind,
> and
> I'm not afraid to use it.
>
> BTW, what's wrong with you? Leaving LRM here all alone with us sickos, to
> fend
> for herself (not that she didn't do a great job of it). Oh yeah, y'all are
> wimmin, you do that.

Kat's been gone so long that she most likely has no idea who LRM is.

We have one kitty returned... so where in the heck is catwalker?

Out for a walk, duh!

Si©kus
Tue Apr 11 15:50:54 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> Kat's been gone so long that she most likely has no idea who LRM is.
>
Wow, didn't realize it's been THAT long. My bad Kat, s'all good then.

> We have one kitty returned... so where in the heck is catwalker?
>
> Out for a walk, duh!
>
Arguing with yourself again Fris?

--
Bigus Si©kus
MCNGP #51
-- You don't sound sick!
-- I'm fsukin my dog...that sound sick enough for ya??

Kat
Tue Apr 11 15:55:47 CDT 2006

Glad to know i'm being talked about- who is LRM? And what happened to
Sue? Used to be, in my day, there were a few women hanging around.
Catwalker! Whats new? Want to prowl the alleys sometime?

Si©kus
Tue Apr 11 16:01:51 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Kat spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> Glad to know i'm being talked about- who is LRM? And what happened to
> Sue? Used to be, in my day, there were a few women hanging around.
> Catwalker! Whats new? Want to prowl the alleys sometime?
>
Yeah, I just found out that you haven't been around for many many moons. LRM,
she is the current MCNGP hottie.

Catwalker, disappeared a while back. I'm hoping to meet her sometime as well.

--
Bigus Si©kus
MCNGP #51
-- You don't sound sick!
-- I'm fsukin my dog...that sound sick enough for ya??

Kat
Tue Apr 11 16:11:45 CDT 2006

I'm sorry? WHO is the current MCNGP hottie? You obviously haven't seen
my pic...

LRM
Tue Apr 11 16:12:18 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Kat assaulted us with:
> Glad to know i'm being talked about- who is LRM? And what happened to
> Sue? Used to be, in my day, there were a few women hanging around.
> Catwalker! Whats new? Want to prowl the alleys sometime?

I am LRM and I have noticed your absence.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

JaR
Tue Apr 11 16:20:05 CDT 2006

"Kat" <misty63@gmail.com> wrote in news:1144785899.899526.29540
@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com:

> I HATE MY JOB- anyone who can find me a better one will
> be rewarded handsomely :)

*sigh*

S'pose we could trade? Think anyone would notice?

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

kpg
Tue Apr 11 16:20:12 CDT 2006

As Kat once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> I'm sorry? WHO is the current MCNGP hottie? You
> obviously haven't seen my pic...

CAT FIGHT!

Neil
Tue Apr 11 16:20:57 CDT 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:#XtrEXaXGHA.1352@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> In all fairness he did change the Subject ro offer warning (even
> though I didn't check it first either)

hey, it's my birthday, cut me some slack...actually forget cutting
anything....

*e-crosses legs*

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Curiosity? Nah, I got that cat with the mower.

Neil
Tue Apr 11 16:21:54 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in
news:uyn2NzZXGHA.2356@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> I trust no one!

and you should trust anyone, trust me on that...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- When kids ask why it's raining, tell them it is God crying. When they
ask why He is crying, tell them it is probably something they did.

Neil
Tue Apr 11 16:25:36 CDT 2006

did you hear "Kat" <misty63@gmail.com> say in
news:1144785899.899526.29540@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com:

> Perhaps my meager salary
> could be padded with the charity of fellow MCNGP members? I simply
> can't afford gas AND food- thats too much to expect from a young
> kitten!

oh no you don't, I'm not falling for that
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

again...tuition my a$$

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence

Neil
Tue Apr 11 16:27:09 CDT 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:OtrOWcaXGHA.1348@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> You know, there's only so many Canadian gummint jobs to go around (No
> offense Neil)

un-true..we will be hiring again (3rd new position in a month) and I will
actually be adding to my burgeoning number of jr. DBAs in the not too
distant future. (I LOVE CANADA!!!!)

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- "But I like pineapple," said Tom dolefully.

JaR
Tue Apr 11 16:27:12 CDT 2006

"Kat" <misty63@gmail.com> wrote in news:1144789904.975640.300250
@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> I'm sorry? WHO is the current MCNGP hottie? You obviously haven't seen
> my pic...
>

I call for a