Looking for admin job !

Hello ,

My name is Amey Abhyankar . I have 2 years of experience in computer
hardware . Also 3 months experience in networking. I am 21 years old. And
looking for job
around the world. I have PASSPORT . My expected salary is 1000 US $ or
negotiable according to the country where i can get opportunity . I can send
my resume via e-mail .

Thank you for your valuable time .
--
Amey Abhyankar.
[ M.C.P. Since 2002 ; M.C.S.E. Windows 2000 ; M.C.S.A. Windows server
2003 ; M.C.S.E. Windows server 2003 ]

blastingfonda
Wed Apr 06 02:03:51 CDT 2005

Amey Abhyankar. wrote:
> Hello ,
>
> My name is Amey Abhyankar . I have 2 years of experience in computer

> hardware . Also 3 months experience in networking. I am 21 years old.
And
> looking for job
> around the world. I have PASSPORT . My expected salary is 1000 US $
or
> negotiable according to the country where i can get opportunity . I
can send
> my resume via e-mail .
>
> Thank you for your valuable time .
> --
> Amey Abhyankar.
> [ M.C.P. Since 2002 ; M.C.S.E. Windows 2000 ; M.C.S.A. Windows
server
> 2003 ; M.C.S.E. Windows server 2003 ]

$1000 annual salary? That won't pay for the towel wrapped around your
head.

If I were you I'd get much more experience in networking. 3 months is
abysmal. I'd also work on getting a college degree. And without a work
visa and a company willing to secure you one, your PASSPORT will be
useless in the U.S.

anonymous
Wed Apr 06 03:38:04 CDT 2005

Please send your resume to this address: -

n_ratawa@yahoo.com
nratawa@gmail.com

>-----Original Message-----
>
> Hello ,
>
> My name is Amey Abhyankar . I have 2 years of experience
in computer
>hardware . Also 3 months experience in networking. I am 21
years old. And
>looking for job
>around the world. I have PASSPORT . My expected salary is
1000 US $ or
>negotiable according to the country where i can get
opportunity . I can send
>my resume via e-mail .
>
> Thank you for your valuable time .
>--
>Amey Abhyankar.
> [ M.C.P. Since 2002 ; M.C.S.E. Windows 2000 ; M.C.S.A.
Windows server
>2003 ; M.C.S.E. Windows server 2003 ]
>.
>

KMA
Wed Apr 06 06:03:51 CDT 2005

Amey,

Forget the bigotted nonesense in the other reply.

Please explain, why did you think that it was worth mentioning that you have
a passport? And why write it in capitals? FYI, if you're applying for a job
abroad it will be assumed that you have the required paperwork to leave your
own country.


"Amey Abhyankar." <AmeyAbhyankar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:BAD42B2F-A907-47DD-8AA1-E3585A59A863@microsoft.com...
>
> Hello ,
>
> My name is Amey Abhyankar . I have 2 years of experience in computer
> hardware . Also 3 months experience in networking. I am 21 years old. And
> looking for job
> around the world. I have PASSPORT . My expected salary is 1000 US $ or
> negotiable according to the country where i can get opportunity . I can
send
> my resume via e-mail .
>
> Thank you for your valuable time .
> --
> Amey Abhyankar.
> [ M.C.P. Since 2002 ; M.C.S.E. Windows 2000 ; M.C.S.A. Windows server
> 2003 ; M.C.S.E. Windows server 2003 ]

jaxzone
Wed Apr 06 07:53:03 CDT 2005

lSo U r looking for a job payin 1000$!
My Q is -1000$ per yer?, month or week?, maybe a DAY?????
well in NJ u spend about 1000$ for rent an apartament so u may consider
working on the gas station and dealing drugs.
I have a PASSPORT too, even 2 one of them is my NET.PASSPORT
one other thing, if u have al these certifications which u mention on the
botthom of ur msg u shold me smart a bit not to ask stupid Q about a job.
Send ur resumes on MONSTER.com, HotJobs.com or something like that.
I wish u the best and I wish myself not to meet u by any chance!
BEst

"Amey Abhyankar." wrote:

>
> Hello ,
>
> My name is Amey Abhyankar . I have 2 years of experience in computer
> hardware . Also 3 months experience in networking. I am 21 years old. And
> looking for job
> around the world. I have PASSPORT . My expected salary is 1000 US $ or
> negotiable according to the country where i can get opportunity . I can send
> my resume via e-mail .
>
> Thank you for your valuable time .
> --
> Amey Abhyankar.
> [ M.C.P. Since 2002 ; M.C.S.E. Windows 2000 ; M.C.S.A. Windows server
> 2003 ; M.C.S.E. Windows server 2003 ]

JaR
Wed Apr 06 10:34:20 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?QW1leSBBYmh5YW5rYXIu?=
climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> Hello ,
>
> My name is Amey Abhyankar . I have 2 years of experience in computer
> hardware . Also 3 months experience in networking. I am 21 years old.
> And looking for job
> around the world. I have PASSPORT . My expected salary is 1000 US $ or
> negotiable according to the country where i can get opportunity . I
> can send my resume via e-mail .
>
> Thank you for your valuable time .

ROTFL!!!

Oh, fsck, excuse me while I laugh myself sick. 3 *MONTHS* experience?
LOL!!! PASSPORT??? You actually have a PASSPORT??? Oh, $Deity, this is too
funny! $1K????? Hahahahahahaha!!! You kill me!

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Briscobar
Wed Apr 06 10:40:04 CDT 2005

In news:BAD42B2F-A907-47DD-8AA1-E3585A59A863@microsoft.com,
Amey Abhyankar. <AmeyAbhyankar@discussions.microsoft.com> rambled:
> Hello ,
>
> My name is Amey Abhyankar . I have 2 years of experience in computer
> hardware . Also 3 months experience in networking. I am 21 years old.
> And looking for job
> around the world. I have PASSPORT . My expected salary is 1000 US $ or
> negotiable according to the country where i can get opportunity . I
> can send my resume via e-mail .
>
> Thank you for your valuable time .

Biggu dikku?

Kancho!

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rowdyyatesmcngp
Wed Apr 06 10:57:03 CDT 2005

"Amey Abhyankar." wrote:

>
> Hello ,
>
> My name is Amey Abhyankar . I have 2 years of experience in computer
> hardware .

You sir are about to be hired!

> Also 3 months experience in networking. I am 21 years old. And
> looking for job
> around the world.

Even better. I would say this catapults you into the $80,000 per year
salary bracket.


> I have PASSPORT .

On my GOD!!!! I Can't believe it!!

> My expected salary is 1000 US $ or
> negotiable according to the country where i can get opportunity . I can send
> my resume via e-mail .
>
> Thank you for your valuable time .

Please send your email to iamaretard@jobs.microsoft.com


> --
> Amey Abhyankar.
> [ M.C.P. Since 2002 ; M.C.S.E. Windows 2000 ; M.C.S.A. Windows server
> 2003 ; M.C.S.E. Windows server 2003 ]


I am lovin it!

LnkWizard
Wed Apr 06 11:18:27 CDT 2005

"Amey Abhyankar." <AmeyAbhyankar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:BAD42B2F-A907-47DD-8AA1-E3585A59A863@microsoft.com...
>
> Hello ,
>
> My name is Amey Abhyankar . I have 2 years of experience in computer
> hardware . Also 3 months experience in networking. I am 21 years old. And
> looking for job
> around the world. I have PASSPORT . My expected salary is 1000 US $ or
> negotiable according to the country where i can get opportunity . I can
send
> my resume via e-mail .
>
> Thank you for your valuable time .
> --
> Amey Abhyankar.
> [ M.C.P. Since 2002 ; M.C.S.E. Windows 2000 ; M.C.S.A. Windows server
> 2003 ; M.C.S.E. Windows server 2003 ]

Jeez, with a resume like this he just might qualify to be a
bathroom attendant at the company I work for. But then again
anyone who post something like this on the Usenet is probably
too stupid to even hold that kind of job.

---------------------------------------------------------------------
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http://www.mcngp.com
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Briscobar
Wed Apr 06 11:33:10 CDT 2005

In news:eMKyPRsOFHA.3076@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl,
LnkWizard <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> rambled:
>
> But then again anyone who post something like this on the Usenet is
probably
> too stupid to even hold that kind of job.

Hello,

My name is Ken Briscoe. I have 2 years experience using Microsoft. Also 3
months experience using Internet. I am 23 years old. And looking for job
around the world. I have DRIVER LICENSE. My expected salary is 500$ US
dollars $ or negotiable according to my new country where i can get
opportunity. Please tell me how to send my resume to you using Microsoft
internet email.

Thank you for your valuable time.

-
Ken Briscoe.
[M.C.P. Since 2003; M.C.S.E. Windows 2000; M.C.S.A. Windows 2000 Server
Network; M.C.S.E. 2003 Windows since 2003; A+ Since testking invented;
Network+ since 3 months experience]

--

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Dude, www.mcngp.com has pr0n!

T-Bone
Wed Apr 06 11:50:36 CDT 2005

"LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote
> Jeez, with a resume like this he just might qualify to be a
> bathroom attendant at the company I work for. But then again
> anyone who post something like this on the Usenet is probably
> too stupid to even hold that kind of job.

Well, he did say he was only looking for a salary of $1000.

T-Bone
MCNGP XL

JaR
Wed Apr 06 12:08:51 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote
>> Jeez, with a resume like this he just might qualify to be a
>> bathroom attendant at the company I work for. But then again
>> anyone who post something like this on the Usenet is probably
>> too stupid to even hold that kind of job.
>
> Well, he did say he was only looking for a salary of $1000.
>
> T-Bone
> MCNGP XL
>
>
>

He oughtta head on over here. Asparagus picking season is about to start.
Those farmers are looking for people with his obvious talents and wage
requirements.

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Thug 10110
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rowdyyatesmcngp
Wed Apr 06 12:35:09 CDT 2005

Microsoft

BOOO!

"JaR" wrote:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
> > "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote
> >> Jeez, with a resume like this he just might qualify to be a
> >> bathroom attendant at the company I work for. But then again
> >> anyone who post something like this on the Usenet is probably
> >> too stupid to even hold that kind of job.
> >
> > Well, he did say he was only looking for a salary of $1000.
> >
> > T-Bone
> > MCNGP XL
> >
> >
> >
>
> He oughtta head on over here. Asparagus picking season is about to start.
> Those farmers are looking for people with his obvious talents and wage
> requirements.
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> Click on MCNGP.com and help unemployed immigrants!
>

rowdyyatesmcngp
Wed Apr 06 13:21:01 CDT 2005

Whats the matter? Finger getting tired? How about this?

Bill Gates is a poo poo head.



"Rowdy Yates" wrote:

> Microsoft
>
> BOOO!
>
> "JaR" wrote:
>
> > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone climbed on a soapbox & opined:
> >
> > > "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote
> > >> Jeez, with a resume like this he just might qualify to be a
> > >> bathroom attendant at the company I work for. But then again
> > >> anyone who post something like this on the Usenet is probably
> > >> too stupid to even hold that kind of job.
> > >
> > > Well, he did say he was only looking for a salary of $1000.
> > >
> > > T-Bone
> > > MCNGP XL
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > He oughtta head on over here. Asparagus picking season is about to start.
> > Those farmers are looking for people with his obvious talents and wage
> > requirements.
> >
> > --
> > JaR
> > Thug 10110
> > Click on MCNGP.com and help unemployed immigrants!
> >

rowdyyatesmcngp
Wed Apr 06 13:23:08 CDT 2005

Whats the matter? Finger getting tired? How about this?

Bill Gates is a poo poo head.



"Rowdy Yates" wrote:

> Microsoft
>
> BOOO!
>
> "JaR" wrote:
>
> > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone climbed on a soapbox & opined:
> >
> > > "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote
> > >> Jeez, with a resume like this he just might qualify to be a
> > >> bathroom attendant at the company I work for. But then again
> > >> anyone who post something like this on the Usenet is probably
> > >> too stupid to even hold that kind of job.
> > >
> > > Well, he did say he was only looking for a salary of $1000.
> > >
> > > T-Bone
> > > MCNGP XL
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > He oughtta head on over here. Asparagus picking season is about to start.
> > Those farmers are looking for people with his obvious talents and wage
> > requirements.
> >
> > --
> > JaR
> > Thug 10110
> > Click on MCNGP.com and help unemployed immigrants!
> >

JaR
Wed Apr 06 14:27:56 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?Um93ZHkgWWF0ZXM=?= climbed on
a soapbox & opined:

> Whats the matter? Finger getting tired? How about this?
>
> Bill Gates is a poo poo head.
>
>

Uhhh....'kay.

I hope you brought enough of whatever you are on for everybody.

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Thug 10110
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rowdyyatesmcngp
Wed Apr 06 15:23:04 CDT 2005

I am trying to trigger a delete by mid.

Someone (no names now!) has been deleting my posts re: MS certs in this
thread. I guess Bill G. is open season.



"JaR" wrote:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?Um93ZHkgWWF0ZXM=?= climbed on
> a soapbox & opined:
>
> > Whats the matter? Finger getting tired? How about this?
> >
> > Bill Gates is a poo poo head.
> >
> >
>
> Uhhh....'kay.
>
> I hope you brought enough of whatever you are on for everybody.
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> Click on MCNGP.com after you come down!
>

Kendal
Wed Apr 06 15:37:13 CDT 2005

Hey Rowdy, you're repeating yourself again, you're repeating yourself again,
you're ....

--
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Now living in the great state of Colorado
Permament resident of the State of Confusion
"Rowdy Yates" <rowdyyatesmcngp@REMOVEhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:227E5290-A35F-42C2-82AB-718D3A082FBB@microsoft.com...
> Whats the matter? Finger getting tired? How about this?
>
> Bill Gates is a poo poo head.
>
>
>
> "Rowdy Yates" wrote:
>
> > Microsoft
> >
> > BOOO!
> >
> > "JaR" wrote:
> >
> > > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone climbed on a soapbox &
opined:
> > >
> > > > "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote
> > > >> Jeez, with a resume like this he just might qualify to be a
> > > >> bathroom attendant at the company I work for. But then again
> > > >> anyone who post something like this on the Usenet is probably
> > > >> too stupid to even hold that kind of job.
> > > >
> > > > Well, he did say he was only looking for a salary of $1000.
> > > >
> > > > T-Bone
> > > > MCNGP XL
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > He oughtta head on over here. Asparagus picking season is about to
start.
> > > Those farmers are looking for people with his obvious talents and wage
> > > requirements.
> > >
> > > --
> > > JaR
> > > Thug 10110
> > > Click on MCNGP.com and help unemployed immigrants!
> > >

JaR
Wed Apr 06 16:46:32 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?Um93ZHkgWWF0ZXM=?= climbed on
a soapbox & opined:

> I am trying to trigger a delete by mid.
>
> Someone (no names now!) has been deleting my posts re: MS certs in this
> thread. I guess Bill G. is open season.

You oughtta know that ;-)

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