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    - hotcerts.com prep for mcse how good are hotcerts.com for mcse exams . plz let me know asap Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220750
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    - OT: Saturday Satisfaction http://www.foxnews.com:80/story/0,2933,354847,00.html Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220749
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    - Looking for Full Time Trainers - San Antonio, TX Momentum-Netdesk Corporation, The premier Microsoft Gold Certified Learning Partner in San Antonio, TX is looking to expand our technical training staff. If you have talent with Windows Server 2003 and Windows Server 2008, Server Products and Technologies (Exchange, SharePoint, ISA, Security, ...), .NET Development (C# or VB.NET), or SQL 2005 Server Technologies, (Reporting Services, Business Intelligence) we have an opportunity for you. Momentum-Netdesk focuses on middle tier to enterprise customers in the San Antonio Area, our students are working IT professionals looking to advance their skills and successfully complete projects. If you thrive on the newest Microsoft technologies and love to learn and share what you know - this is the place to be. We have great team of professional who work together to offer the very best Microsoft Technical training. We currently have openings for: . SQL Database 2005 Developers with Notification Services, Reporting Services and TSQL experience . SQL 2005 Administrators . Windows Server 2003 Administrators . Windows Server 2008 Administrators . Windows Vista Enterprise Support . System Center Configuration Manager 2007 . Windows SharePoint Services 3.0/Microsoft Office SharePoint Server 2007 . Exchange 2007 Qualifications: . Work experience with the relevant technology. . An excitement about Microsoft technology. . A love for learning and sharing. . A dynamic and interesting personality. . Ability to work as part of a close knit team. . Must be located in Texas (no relocation expenses provided). . Willing to accept a full time or contacted part time position (10 days per month for part time position). . Current or previous Microsoft certification preferred: (MCT, MCITP, MCPD, MCSE, MCSD, MCDBA or MCP) Benefits: . Momentum-Netdesk offers excellent compensation, quarterly bonuses, a 401K plan available and paid Dental/Vision/Medical insurance for the employee. . Four weeks paid vacation. . We pay for all exams and certifications . Opportunity for you and your family members to attend classes There is no better place in Texas to build on and develop your skills, if you are an experienced professional and have ever considered teaching contact me and explore the possibilities at resumes@netdesk.com . Jeff Roach - Netdesk Director of Instructors Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220744
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    - Its Only Bloody Friday I thought i would share that with everyone. Have a good weekend peeps. Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220741
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    - All new exams at Testking.co.uk with new updates and 100% passing All new exams at Testking.co.uk with new updates and 100% passing guarantee Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220739
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    - MCSE core Exams for W2k Svr Hello All, I was a bit surprise that w2k exams were retired as of March 2008. Question, if someone already has the four core exams from the previous MCSE on Windows 2000, does that still help attain/upgrade to Windows 2003 MCSE? It appears I may have to start the WS2003 from the beginning. Thanks in advance Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220726
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    - OT: First MCNGP on the Moon http://lro.jhuapl.edu/NameToMoon/index.php Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220718
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    - Out of date books I would like to know if anyone has had any problems with book versions. I have been given a set of books that were purchased a few years ago. Is there any need for concern? Have the books been updated? -- Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220690
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    - MCSE 2003 at last! Hi all, I'm glad and somewhat relieved to be a MCSE after starting a track in 1996 - yep it's taken me 12 years from the time I took the Windows 95 MCP exam all the way to the 70-298 just recently. In that time I did a bunch of NT4 server exams but just didn't get round to the last one, then NT4 gave way to 2000, that gave way to 2003, now 2008 is coming and I thought I should just get it done. Now studying hard for the 2008 upgrade when available! and as a veteran of MS exams I can give this sage advice: Simply, A little practical experience goes a long way. So take advantage of Microsofts downloadable VHDs and get experiencing! :-) cheers Chris Nf Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220686
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    - "John R" info : upgrade path MCSE 2000 > 2003 : 290/91 instead of Hi there, As a modest Star Wars freak, I might open with the following phrase: "I think I'm in a heap of Boontah pooh"... That being said and on a more serious note : I've earned my MCSE 2000 certification a long while ago. As I never had the time nor the real "need" to upgrade this to MCSE 2003, I never bothered to be honest. But now, a dream opportunity arose which requires the certificate (I already passed the technical interviews but they require that slip of paper). As both 292 and 296 are almost cancelled (last date : 24th of May 2008) and I don't have the time to do them this month, I read several posts by a user with the handle "John R" who states that 290 and 291 count towards the 292... And the 293 and 294 count towards the 296. If that's indeed true, it will a great relief. But alas, I've phoned to several test centra over here and they couldn't confirm... Even a call to Microsoft or browsing their official learning/certifications tracks, doesn't confirm this info. So can anybody out there confirm this? cheers and thanks! /dimi Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220651
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    - Deer Ciro Whilst the LotW award is one of the most coveted on all of USENET, yore trying too hard. Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220645
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    - 70-293 I'm studying for the 70-293 at the moment and I noticed that in my MS Press book as well as in the videos I watch through a commercial portal, they preach about using the "2^x -2" formula for calculating not only the maximum number of usable hosts, but for the maximum usable number of subnets. It was my understanding that most all modern NOSes and routers can use subnets consisting of all 1s and all 0s. Has anyone taken this test recently? Does it assume that you'll be applying the older formula when calculating subnets or does it assume all subnets will be usable? Thanks, Tyler Cobb Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220640
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    - test test Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220628
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    - All MCSE Exams 4 Free Here the Links for the Latest Microsoft Exams (Testking for MCP, MCSA, MCSE & MCSD) Exclusifly In our Group Download It From HERE For FREE : http://www.cert4u.on.ma/ NB: The Password = www.cert4u.on.ma Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220571
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    - Mouse Balls and Mouse Ball inspectors I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences. "If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer." Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220543
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    - XP SP3 delayed until they get it right. http://blogs.pcworld.com/staffblog/archives/006879.html John R Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220542
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    - attenshun MCNGP #13 How do I obtain the sekret handshake and access to the soooper sekret site? how many kwestions are on the exam needed to get this infermation? is there a braindump for this? Best Regards, NG, LOTW # single digits, MCNGP # 55 Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220540
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    - Exam Fee DEAR SIR, I WANT TO JOIN IN MCSE COURSE IN DELHI, SO I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE COMPLETE COURSE DETAILS LIKE FEES STRUCTURE, DURATION ETC.. SO PLEASE SEND ME TO THE MAIL WHO KNOW THE DETAILS OF THIS COURSE. THANKING YOU, WE REMAIN.. Pradeep Kumar sir.pradeep@hotmail.com Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220530
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    - Exam 70-290 Hello to everybody, I'm an MCDST, and i want to take this exem in the next 2 mounths. How many questions are in this exam? how much time? tnx Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220516
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    - Is this thing working? I am receiving not new post :( sad. My life seems incomplete... -- Michael D. Alligood, MCITP, MCTS, MCSA, MCDST The I.T. Classroom - http://www.theitclassroom.com/ CertGuard, Inc. - http://www.certguard.com/ Microsoft's Six Steps to Certifications - http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/sixsteps.mspx Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220515
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    - Forcing Computer Lock with GP Is there a way to initiate a computer lock for a user session when they walk away from their desktop after 5 minutes or so? Which then would require them or the admin to unlock the session? Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220510
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    - Testking.co.uk exams are the best for All IT certifications with 100% Testking.co.uk exams are the best for All IT certifications with 100% passing guarantee Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220502
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    - Deer MCNGP #55 Your fabulous picture is now proudly displayed in the great Hall of Flame on http://www.mcngp.com Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220483
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    - OT: Thursday Thilly You Brits crack me up. http://www.telegraph.co.uk:80/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/24/nogc124.xml http://tinyurl.com/6j6bgm Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220447
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    - Thinking out loud re: MCSE I'm actively turning my years as a technician on various medical, library, and business products into certifications so that I can be more marketable. So far this year I've managed to study for and pass CompTIA's A+ and Network+ exams. Now, my next thought was to pick up an MCP on either XP Prof. or Vista. This would get me my MCP plus move me one step closer towards MCSE on Win. Server 2003. My question to the group here is which OS exam should I go for: 70-270 or 70-620? I don't see XP disappearing anytime soon, but I wonder if I should just push ahead and go with Vista since it will eventually replace it. I think I'd rather do XP since I've had the most experience with it, but I'm also running Vista Home Premium on 2 machines at home. Any thoughts, good people? TIA Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220409
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    - What is UPGRADE path for MCSE 2003 (existing MCSE 2K certified) I am confused, please advise, at present I am MCSE 2000 certified & want to know what is upgrade path to MCSE 2003. I see that 2 transition exams have been retired post-March 2008, will this affect my certification path to MCSE 2003 or can I still go for it, kindly guide.. Thxs Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220406
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    - A question regarding Advent Computer Training - MCSE Certificate. I've recently applied with Advent Computer Training (http://www.adventtraining.co.uk/) and I was just curious if anybody knew if it was 100% genuine or not? There have been recent documentaries on how these companies are just scams that give you a certificate that doesn't actually give you much of Career chance. I'd LOVE to get myself a qualification in IT and what Advent say this would be perfect for me, however, after talking with people they're concerned I could end up throwing away alot of money for a certificate that wont do me much good. If this is just a load of rubbish, I know this isn't the place for Careers Advice, but how did you go about getting your paper work? Which method is most secure and what's best for the long run in life? All help is much appreciated. Many thanks, Paul. Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220345
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    - what is the best order to pass mcse 2003??? i am a new student for mcse2003. I want to know what is the first exam in mcse 2003 is best? Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220337
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    - Warpwon now MCSE no u no, Warpwon is MCSE, hee, hee, hee me am very happy. now wish me luck bye 4 now Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220334
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    - Reduce your information security tools budget. All of us agree with the fact regarding importance of information security in the success of an organization. Excessive spending on security and large budgets are utilized in deploying multiple tools on the network. Now you can decrease organization security budgets many folds with the help of a new tool Secure Auditor which is capable to perform audit, compliance, penetration test and forensics from single console. It provides embedded 30 utilities at the price of one. Just check out the link http://www.download.com/Secure-Auditor/3000-2653-10826743.html?part=dl-SecureAud&subj=uo&tag=button Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220332
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    - I found cheap study guides at www.A1Testking.com with 100% passing I found cheap study guides at www.A1Testking.com with 100% passing guarantee Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220330
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    - I found cheap study guides at www.A1Testking.com with 100% passing I found cheap study guides at www.A1Testking.com with 100% passing guarantee Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220325
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    - I found cheap study guides at www.A1Testking.com with 100% passing I found cheap study guides at www.A1Testking.com with 100% passing guarantee Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220324
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    - 70-270 when will cancle??? windows xp will stop to sell? Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220282
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    - how to get the training kit or book? Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220281
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    - Bottom posters... are the spawn of some she-devil. They will be forced to eternally scroll through large and insulting documents in the here-after while being beaten like a rented mule. All of you must forsake your former ways immediately and become top posters. Death from Above Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220256
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    - OT: Tuesday Titilation Hey Network Guru, we finally found the MCNGP Goat: http://www.maniacworld.com:80/talking-goat.html I think it's Jerry Lewis reincarnated. What the heck did you do to it? Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220251
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    - T1 Point to Point Connections I have two offices that require to be hooked into each other for our upcoming merger. Not only for data, but for voice also. I have a T1 at each location. I am assuming this is needed to accomplish the Point to Point through ATT. My question is: Do i need to have the same equipment on each side? Or as long it is layer 3 and offers QoS, am I good? Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220244
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    - OT: Tuesday Post: Train Trip Bill you will love this; http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=6500 -- SFW Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220239
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    - Resignation Letter Dear MCNGP It is with both regret and anticipation that I submit this letter of resignation, effective any time. I have decided to take this time to evaluate my current goals and investigate new opportunities. It has been a genuine pleasure working with you I am resigning because I have tried and failed use of kerpalism/Chalk, and professionalism. Thanks, I wish you all the best OT:MAN Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220231
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    - Acceptance Letter I am Network Guru. I am reporting for duty as a member of the elite MCNGP group. I am here this afternoon because I feel it is my moral obligation to rid the IT world of braindumpers, cheaters and liars. I feel honored that the Certification Committee Chairman of the MCNGP, Frisbee© and all the other members expressed confidence in my IT skills, use of kerpalism, and professionalism to vote me in as MCNGP #55. I first would like to thank Consultant and Meanoldman for having the perspicacity and foresight to create this elite organization. In addition, I would like to thank Frisbee for sending me words of wisdom over the years and guiding me through personal issues. Thanks to everybody who has congratulated me on my achievement. It would be really special if Kline and Meanoldman would come out of the woodwork and congratulate me. Best Regards, Network "MCNGP double nickel and LOTW" Guru Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220223
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    - many thanks Hi all I just want to thank you all for the help i passed my 70-270 and thats all Good bye Tag: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public Tag: 220201

Chicken or the egg

http://news.uk.msn.com/close-encounters.aspx

Re: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public by catwalker63

catwalker63
Wed May 14 10:57:18 CDT 2008

=?Utf-8?B?T1RITUFO?= <OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com> prattled
ceaselessly in news:ABE5C080-4A2E-4DF2-99D6-AC4581407E85@microsoft.com:

> Chicken or the egg
>
> http://news.uk.msn.com/close-encounters.aspx
>

They taste like chicken? Hmmmm . . . .

No thanks.

--
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MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Re: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public by Kline

Kline
Wed May 14 12:00:02 CDT 2008

>Chicken or the egg
>
>http://news.uk.msn.com/close-encounters.aspx

**YAWN**

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public by Kline

Kline
Wed May 14 12:11:56 CDT 2008

>They taste like chicken? Hmmmm . . . .
>
>
>
>
>No thanks.

where's yer sense of adventure missy!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public by JaR

JaR
Wed May 14 14:39:42 CDT 2008

On 5/14/2008,Kline Sphere had the unmitigated gall to claim:

> > Chicken or the egg
> >
> > http://news.uk.msn.com/close-encounters.aspx
>
> YAWN
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

*GOOD LUCK IN PRISON!*

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JaR
Just can't find a decent troll anymore
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Re: OT: Long Await - Britain's X-Files opened to the public by David

David
Thu May 15 03:05:35 CDT 2008

About bloody time, I've waited 25 years for those buggers to take me home!

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:e9xMCpftIHA.4912@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> On 5/14/2008,Kline Sphere had the unmitigated gall to claim:
>
>> > Chicken or the egg
>> >
>> > http://news.uk.msn.com/close-encounters.aspx
>>
>> YAWN
>>
>> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>
> *GOOD LUCK IN PRISON!*
>
> --
> JaR
> Just can't find a decent troll anymore
> Remove hat to reply