Re: locate.exe
>in our network, several system affect by virus and i went on safe mode
and
>edit the registry, delete the values (locate.exe and hpws.exe) restart
and
>its works fine.
>
>after sometime, it affected again. (i cannot edit the registry or
anything)
>again i have to go thro safe mode.
please tell me you do not work for the defense department.....
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178714
Re: MCSE Exam Simulations
>Many thanks for the lucid intelligent reply. I am not trying to cheat
>and have no need to. When I attained a BSc from London University
>years ago that "revered institution" sold their own exam papers from
>previous years and probably still does. Does this not happen
>Stateside? That is all I am asking for - how can reading past papers
>be cheating?
>I have it on good advice that half the struggle with MS
>exams is grappling with the devious way in which the questions are
>composed, not the material itself.
First of all the format of these ms exams cannot be compared to what
you have to achieve in order to become a baccalaureate. The format of
the ms exams is no more than simple point 'n' click/drag 'n' drop type
questions, with the actual answers actually presented to you up front.
So, you simple have to choose/construct the answer from what's given
to you. Nowhere do you 'write' anything about your answers, or
describe and explain, in your 'own' words, how you came to an answer;
in other words, answering the question does not prove an understanding
of the question being answered. In addition there is no course work as
such that is graded as part of your overall assessment..
The format of the exams make them very easy, and thus open to
'practice test' providers being able to exploit them for profit. It is
also, sadly, very easy for people to cheat using brain dumps or
'products' from certain 'practice test' providers, which has
undermined their value to such an extent that the so called
'certifications' they lead to have become worthless in real world and
have simply resulted in an endless supply of unqualified, yet so
called 'ms certified' people who have simply achieved this status by
memorizing the answers to questions which they don't even understand.
>And yes I have read study guides, user manuals and gained years of
>experience in IT.
Then you will no problem whatsoever in passing these exams. Simply use
the prep guide for each exam and examine/research the topics you do
not feel you fully understand.
>This is not the first time I have come across
>posters who make rash and rapid assumptions about people - did I say
>Testking were any good?
>That's three questions in this post BTW but I don't think its me
>that's wasting space here
My own view is that all so called practice test provider, simply
highlight the fact the format of the exams is [currently] crap.
>OK fourth one - if these cowboys are selling answers written down by
>paid "sitters" is that why so many of the answers in their prodcuts
>are crap or at best highly debatable?!
They can sell their 'products' because they have a market of people
willing to affectively 'buy' a pass in the exam(s).
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178713
Re: MCSE Exam Simulations
>Oh, the most cost effective way to prepare yourself is really to build
a
>network as cheaply as possible and use material from your local library
and
>the mountain of documentation that comes with the the product in the
help
>and support center. Classes are good if you don't know a certain aspect
of
>the product. My downfall is still RRAS. I purchased a fifty dollar book
that
>I could use at work and to help study and build the test environment as
>though I didn't have anything but windows machines and layer 2
switches.
>Seems weird, but it is Microsoft's product and their test I'm taking
so,
>that's why I'm doing it.
You missed out the very important point about actual real world
experience. It's all very well building a 'home lab' in order to
'learn' about the product, but this hardly counts in the real world
where situations are completely different.
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178712
Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp
>remember, we need as many combatants
>as we can get in order to defend our stalingrad.
>
>Jim Dale
>Political Commissar, soviet 62nd army
ifypfu
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178711
Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp
>Shout out to my bud, you know who you are.
ok it's me, I've got 'em. I promise I'll bring 'em back tomorrow....
wait, er... we are here talking about the old MCNGP pliers, right :-)
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178710
Re: MCSE Exam Simulations
"TestKing, Actualtest, and any derivitave thereof ARE actual exam
questions. And they DO come from Microsoft - but not legally"
Obviously any examing body will want to enforce copyright on their
papers, either to sell the past questions themselves or to prevent
others from disseminating them by whatever means. I have had a quick
look at the websites of the firms mentioned in this thread and others.
The ones I've seen have USA postal addresses and bona fide telephone
numbers.
If they are committing a copyright/piracy offence in the eyes of the
law, the consumer, MS etc etc then they are doing so "up front" with
impuity - Why and how is it so easy?
Examinee Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178709
Re: Tuesday Topic
> 93 spam.thisbio...@gmail.com
I'm in the top 10. Dang, it has been slow around here.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178708
Re: MCSE Exam Simulations
>The ones I've seen have USA postal addresses and bona fide telephone
>numbers.
>If they are committing a copyright/piracy offence in the eyes of the
>law, the consumer, MS etc etc then they are doing so "up front" with
>impuity - Why and how is it so easy?
Beats me. I've always found it a bit strange that such operations
appear to operate from within, yet nothing is apparently done about
it.
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178707
Re: locate.exe
"Ben Smith" <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1dea9872c2a3e2ba989855@msnews.microsoft.com...
> This may help:
> http://www.microsoft.com/security/malwareremove/default.mspx
Does that uninstall Windows? Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178705
Re: safe mode
In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, TechGeekPro spewed across the ether:
> *tgp starts dancing around his computer while speaking in tongues*
You're not going to start playing with snakes again are ya?
(I hate it when he does that!)
--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178704
Re: locate.exe
"Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message
news:9e13o1hipqk2duodkjrfoh8p5kan3q97tk@4ax.com...
> >in our network, several system affect by virus and i went on safe
mode
> >and
>>edit the registry, delete the values (locate.exe and hpws.exe) restart
and
>>its works fine.
>>
>>after sometime, it affected again. (i cannot edit the registry or
>>anything)
>>again i have to go thro safe mode.
>
> please tell me you do not work for the defense department.....
Hey, if he DOES work for the defense department, I'm all for it. After
all... What could be a better defense than ignorance? Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178703
Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE)
On Nov 22, 2005 at 12:59pm "Frisbee®" blathered:
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97168275D5316tgp@127.0.0.1...
>
>> 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
>
> Faskinatin'
>
> This belongs in the autism support NG.
Did you get my e-mails?
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
The technician will have never seen a model quite like yours before. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178702
Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE)
TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> On Nov 22, 2005 at 12:22pm "Briscobar" blathered:
>
>> I haven't been feeling well lately. Missed 2 days of work in the
>> past week. Well, actually, I wouldn't say I was missing it...
>
> That must explain why you missed my scathing reply over office space
> quotes.
Yeah, that might be it. Which thread was that in? Or better yet,
linky-link.
--
KB
MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com means "Go to Hell, you dirty frickin' pig" in Swahili. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178701
Re: safe mode
On Nov 22, 2005 at 1:16pm "JaR" blathered:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, TechGeekPro spewed across the
ether:
>
>> *tgp starts dancing around his computer while speaking in tongues*
>
> You're not going to start playing with snakes again are ya?
>
> (I hate it when he does that!)
>
Thou shalt not blaspheme against the Lo-urd's anointed!
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178700
Re: Friday sweetness
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97167D649E4C2tgp@127.0.0.1...
> "She", and I quote, "found the bleach cream to be very soothing."
and is now addicted, that's just odd.
> Nearly 50% of all bank robberies take place on Friday.
Then for the personal safety of myself and colleaguesI propose we
consider a
permanent move to 3 day weekends. Besides you can bank electronically
now,
you don't need us.
--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
"Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." -
F.
Leghorn Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178699
Re: OT: Tuesday Topic
On Nov 22, 2005 at 1:07pm "Frisbee®" blathered:
> I don't get these numbers...
>
> This month's top posters
> 228 guess...@gmail.com
>
> Neil's gone for a week, and he's still the top poster this month.
>
> 188 jrde...@lakabux.com
> 184 %userna...@gmail.com
Woo Hoo! A week and a half and I'm #3. Watch out Neil!
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
Don't judge a book by its movie. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178698
Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE)
On Nov 22, 2005 at 1:21pm "Briscobar" blathered:
> TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled:
>>
>> On Nov 22, 2005 at 12:22pm "Briscobar" blathered:
>>
>>> I haven't been feeling well lately. Missed 2 days of work in the
>>> past week. Well, actually, I wouldn't say I was missing it...
>>
>> That must explain why you missed my scathing reply over office space
>> quotes.
>
> Yeah, that might be it. Which thread was that in? Or better yet,
> linky-link.
news:Xns97141CB1B55Ftgp@127.0.0.1
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold? Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178697
Re: I've found the picture
In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:
>
> What happend to the America I used to love?
Which one was that? John Wayne, Norman Rockwell, Ken Kesey, Andy Warhol,
or
Sitting Bull?
--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178692
Re: OT: Here's What Happens When you Hire Paper Certs
>Pay cuts follow Tokyo Stock Exchange IT trouble:
They're lucky they nether had to cut something else off .....
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178691
Re: I've found the picture
>What happend to the America I used to love?
it got outsourced......
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178690
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
Worked for me in college.
--
"Hey, can you check out my computer sometime?"
"Mike T." <NtOrSoPzAzMo@arcor.de> wrote in message
news:%23GjKgAu6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp
>
> --
> Mike T.
> MCNGP #XLI
>
> Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178689
Re: I've found the picture
"LRM" <someone@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:eOrXyvt6FHA.3880@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>
> "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> Queried in message
> news:%23$rlplt6FHA.744@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> >
> >>
> > Is using a mannequin illegal?
> >
> Only if you sleep half-naked with it in a public place.
>
> LRM
> The Emperor has a new suit!
>
>
I'm a very private person, I wouldn't do THAT in
public....................
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5
http://www.mcngp.com
"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
--------------------------------------------------------------------- Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178688
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
>Worked for me in college.
>
>--
>"Hey, can you check out my computer sometime?"
... "I'll let you put it anywhere you like, if you will, honey"
lol!
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178687
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> said something like
> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\177829.htm (11/16/2005
> 3:05:54 PM) # On Nov 16, 2005 at 2:01pm "Mike T." blathered:
>
>> http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp
>
> "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS,"
>
> Egads. Now why didn't I think of that? Brilliant.
>
> True story actually. I chick I met on the Internet offered me a BJ a
> couple of days ago if I would buy her a 4-port USB hub and "come"
> install it. I might take her up on it. She was fairly skilled in this
> area IIRC.
Hey! I have a 4-port USB hub with me right now!
I'm sure we don't need both thoses printers...
What's her address? Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178686
Re: Wednesday WTF
Tron2005 <shutup@shutup.com> said something like
> I wonder if she was hot looking?
Well, mannequins don't talk back, so that's a plus.
And you don't need to spend a lot on dinner.
kp "and they never say no" g Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178685
Re: OT: Giggty Giggty
In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:
> http://www.defensetech.org/archives/001944.html
>
>
> SMAW BABY!!! That's my weapon!
>
>
"M-72 LAWs could be retrofitted with thermobaric warheads, "
Nice. Carry one in the trunk for a traffic LART. Clear up traffic jams.
*sigh* I miss having a few LAWs around...
>
> I'm re-enlisting...
>
That would be going a little too far.
--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
A few minutes ago I attempted to give a flying fsck,
but the best I could do was to watch it skitter across the floor.
Anthony
de Boer) Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178684
Re: Attention MCSE Potentials
On Nov 16, 2005 at 10:20am "MitchS" blathered:
> "...unskilled labor jobs are the ones really in demand..."
I guess all the Mexicans were the smart ones and left before the
flooding.
* Oops, did I say that? *
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178683
Re: Wednesday WTF
"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> fantasized in message
news:Xns971099953F1ADipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>
> Well, mannequins don't talk back, so that's a plus.
>
> And you don't need to spend a lot on dinner.
>
> kp "and they never say no" g
>
And, I'm thinking male mannequins have some potential advantages as
well,
being made of a stiff material and all.
Ok, I'm for it. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178682
Re: HELP dogs & cats in China please! [MUST SEE]
On Nov 16, 2005 at 11:22am "Consultant" blathered:
> dogs are tasty with a nice spicy sauce
Just don't eat too much curry.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
I recently childproofed my house, but somehow they still keep getting
in. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178681
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
On Nov 16, 2005 at 2:01pm "Mike T." blathered:
> http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp
"WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS,"
Egads. Now why didn't I think of that? Brilliant.
True story actually. I chick I met on the Internet offered me a BJ a
couple
of days ago if I would buy her a 4-port USB hub and "come" install it. I
might take her up on it. She was fairly skilled in this area IIRC.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
Why aren't there any left-handed screwdrivers? Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178680
Re: Post 1000 Message to Newsgroups Promoting my site and earn $100.00
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710A5B5B3172tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Nov 16, 2005 at 9:46am "Consultant" blathered:
>
>> liar
>
> Danm, snip C, snip!
Just 'cause you got snipped doesn't mean that's a good idea for the rest
of
us.
That was what you were talking about, right? Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178679
Re: I've found the picture
> Which one was that? John Wayne, Norman Rockwell, Ken Kesey, Andy
Warhol,
> or
> Sitting Bull?
Bob Denver. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178678
Re: OT: Giggty Giggty
>*sigh* I miss having a few LAWs around...
keeps the gophers of the lawn I guess....
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178677
Re: Wednesday WTF
"LRM" <someone@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:ewQbeJv6FHA.3416@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
>
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> fantasized in message
> news:Xns971099953F1ADipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>
>>
>> Well, mannequins don't talk back, so that's a plus.
>>
>> And you don't need to spend a lot on dinner.
>>
>> kp "and they never say no" g
>>
> And, I'm thinking male mannequins have some potential advantages as
well,
> being made of a stiff material and all.
> Ok, I'm for it.
Animatrons.com are better and cheaper than mannequins.co.uk with 1000%
orgasms guaruntee. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178676
Re: safe mode
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:16am "Microcephalic S. Bob" blathered:
> Hey everyone, there's a party at Consultants!
There's a party in his pants and he's definitely coming.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
Are you Master of your Domain? Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178675
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:09pm "Frisbee®" blathered:
> Let us know how it goes!
Or comes for that matter. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
I work at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I work in the Beyond department. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178674
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710A27761A72tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Nov 16, 2005 at 2:01pm "Mike T." blathered:
>
>> http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp
>
> "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS,"
>
> Egads. Now why didn't I think of that? Brilliant.
>
> True story actually. I chick I met on the Internet offered me a BJ a
> couple
> of days ago if I would buy her a 4-port USB hub and "come" install it.
I
> might take her up on it. She was fairly skilled in this area IIRC.
This has "The Crying Game" written all over it.
Let us know how it goes! Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178672
Re: Wednesday WTF
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:34pm "kpg" blathered:
> Evey male mannequin I've ever seen was lacking, if you
> know what I mean.
No, please explain.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1 Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178671
Re: Attention MCSE Potentials
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:40pm "CBIC" blathered:
> aka
> Doom MCNGP #38
I missed it. Why did you change your handle? You try to confuse.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
I'm speechless. I have no speech. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178670
Re: I've found the picture
On Nov 16, 2005 at 12:22pm "JaR" blathered:
> That seems plenty fair.
It did until I saw your. I'm *still* having nightmares.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
In today's fast-moving tech environment,
it is a requirement that we forget more than we learn. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178669
Re: Post 1000 Message to Newsgroups Promoting my site and earn $100.00
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:20pm "Frisbee®" blathered:
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9710A5B5B3172tgp@127.0.0.1...
>> On Nov 16, 2005 at 9:46am "Consultant" blathered:
>>
>>> liar
>>
>> Danm, snip C, snip!
>
> Just 'cause you got snipped doesn't mean that's a good idea for the
rest
> of us.
>
> That was what you were talking about, right?
I'll be posting in the "super sekrit" forums why that isn't a dam bit
funny.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're
here. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178668
Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000
On Nov 16, 2005 at 12:09pm "LRM" blathered:
> Things are not always as they seem:)
You mean, *gasp* you're really a DUDE!!! Say it ain't so.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178667
Re: I've found the picture
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:04pm "Jtyc" blathered:
> Bob Denver.
That's it, I'm leaving... on a jet plane.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178666
Re: Post 1000 Message to Newsgroups Promoting my site and earn $100.00
i didnt snip for a reason, if you read thru it you'd see
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710A5B5B3172tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Nov 16, 2005 at 9:46am "Consultant" blathered:
>
>> liar
>
> Danm, snip C, snip!
>
> --
> TGP MCNGP #100100
> http://www.mcngp.com
> Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178665
Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000
On Nov 16, 2005 at 12:53pm "LRM" blathered:
> Some day my prince will come...
Here I am, if you're not a dude.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
A much wittier reply came to mind...
immediately after I clicked the "Send" button. Tag: Re: Leasing Time Issue Tag: 178664
>I'm really impressed how people wast their time here replying useless
>information and helpless.... What a joke.